Modify Super God

[Although using this reading APP can't make you a fortune, there is no problem in making dozens of dollars a day! 】

【What are you waiting for? Why don't you click the link at the bottom of the screen to download quickly? ! 】

On the phone, a male internet celebrity who recently became popular for eating **** upside down is trying to sell a reading app with a fool-like smile.

At the same time, Xue Xiaoyu, who was holding the mobile phone, showed a "kind" smile and said to the actor in the mobile phone video with a smile: "Look clearly, is this an advertisement you shot?"

The male internet celebrity sat on the chair with a pale face and glanced at Xue Xiaoyu...with the gun in his hand, he nodded with a sad face and replied, "It was an advertisement I shot, but I have difficulties!"

"Stop it!"

Xue Xiaoyu interrupted the internet celebrity man's words impatiently: "Don't tell me the **** that the children of 80-year-old mothers are sick! I'm tired of hearing whether to change the soup or not! Especially that kind of crying It is even more disgusting to shout that you are shooting an advertisement because you want to be a successful licking dog! So stop talking nonsense!"

Snapped!

Throwing the mobile phone in his hand to the internet celebrity man, Xue Xiaoyu held his head with a gun and said to him, "Let's play a game next!"

"That is, as you said in the advertisement, download the APP for me from the link in this advertisement, and then register a new account."

"I'll give you 24 hours. As long as you can successfully withdraw ten dollars from this app to your mobile bank card, I'll transfer you one million as a subsidy for your mental loss!"

"Look, it took me a long time to swipe the ad to get the ad you made. Download it now! Don't say that I can't withdraw because the app I downloaded was not downloaded from your ad link!"

"And I only stipulated ten dollars, which is not much, right?"

"You said in the advertisement that you can't make a fortune, but it's okay to make dozens of dollars a day!"

"We didn't ask you to earn twenty or thirty dollars. Ten dollars is barely within the range of tens of dollars, and it is the minimum standard in the range of tens of dollars, so you should be able to achieve it, right?!"

In the face of the online celebrity man who was about to cry, Xue Xiaoyu smiled very happily: "As for the consequences of failing the game because you can't successfully withdraw ten dollars in 24 hours..."

"Don't worry! I'll put a million dollars on your card!"

"As..."

"Your funeral expenses!"

"Hey!!" The internet celebrity male screamed and burst into tears.

"Forgive your life! Forgive your life!"

While crying, the internet celebrity man pointed at the prompt written in semi-transparent small letters next to the advertisement with reason: "But it is written on it, the video content is just an advertisement creative, isn't it real?!"

"Sorry!" Xue Xiaoyu said, "I'm illiterate and don't know how to read!"

boom!

The gunshots sounded, and the Internet celebrity man was shot in one foot!

"Don't waste my time! I'm very busy! Hurry up! If you don't start making money with this app, I'll pay your funeral expenses directly!"

Although the pain was unbearable, the internet celebrity finally saw Xue Xiaoyu's determination to kill him from this shot, so he hurriedly started downloading the APP and working hard to make money!

Because he knew that this was his only chance to survive at the moment!

But to be honest, everyone knows that this so-called money-making app is a lie, and only fools believe that this thing can make money.

Because this is totally against business logic!

But at this time, the Internet celebrity man hoped that the APP he endorsed would be slightly inconsistent with commercial logic.

Don't ask for more, ten dollars is enough!

"Ten yuan! Ten yuan! Ten yuan!"

Then the first red envelope, the net red man gave out a red envelope of up to 88 yuan!

Seeing this red envelope, the Internet celebrity man's body instantly froze!

88?

If this special thing can be successfully withdrawn, he will eat upside down!

If you only get a few cents, maybe it's possible to make a few bucks hard.

After that, as long as you find a way to open a few more trumpets without sleeping and swipe 24-hour advertisements, you may be able to earn ten dollars to achieve your goal.

but…

This special start gives 88? !

This shows that it is a rhythm that you don't plan to make a dime? !

Sure enough, the number of red envelopes opened in the next few times became less and less, from ten yuan to one piece, from one piece to one cent, from one cent to one centimeter...

Then it is infinitely close to zero!

The APP stipulates that 100 yuan can be withdrawn, but in fact, the 100 yuan cannot be withdrawn at all!

Not to mention that there are only 24 hours, even 240 hours, 2400 hours, this hundred dollars can't come out!

Just when the internet celebrity man was desperate and constantly looking for ways to withdraw cash, the phone on Xue Xiaoyu suddenly rang.

"Oh? There's work again?!"

After muttering a word, Xue Xiaoyu urged the internet celebrity man "don't be lazy" with a nasty face, and then answered the phone, and even turned on the speakerphone.

Hearing Xue Xiaoyu's urging, the sweaty internet celebrity man really wanted to reply, "Do I dare to be lazy?!"

Then I heard the voice of a man who seemed to be handsome just by hearing the voice: "Xue Xiaoyu! I need you to help me investigate a case here! An old man was killed by the neighbor upstairs, yes A sudden knock on the door in the middle of the night caused the old man to have a heart attack and killed the old man! After more than two months, there are few clues, and I need your help to investigate the truth!"

"What? It sounds like a lot of trouble!" Xue Xiaoyu couldn't help complaining: "Let's talk about it! Everyone is dead, and the case is probably closed. Why bother?!"

"No way! The undead of the old man is unwilling to cross over! So I made an agreement with the old man of the resentful spirit version. If I can help him find the murderer and punish him severely, he will be willing to ascend to the sky, at least he will not cause any more supernatural events to scare people. It's gone!"

"It's so troublesome! And it's also involving ghosts! I don't want to go!" Xue Xiaoyu looked a little afraid of ghosts, so she didn't want to go.

"Help me!" The man on the phone tried hard to persuade: "Your spatial ability is the most suitable for investigation! And the range of suspects is not large, I believe there is absolutely no problem with your ability! I heard that you recently He has supplemented a lot of investigation knowledge, and his investigation ability has entered a first-class level!"

Hearing this, Xue Xiaoyu said impatiently: "Please! I learned the knowledge of investigation in order to find and kill the initiators of those unscrupulous advertisements more efficiently! The starting point is not to help you investigate the case!"

"Please!" The man on the phone tried his best to persuade him: "As a hero of the Alliance, I can't make my first public appearance and end in failure, right?"

The man on the phone also seemed to know that it was meaningless to just say big things, so he changed the subject: "And I have already applied for the privilege to the alliance in the name of the hero team! As long as you can get the first credit in the investigation this time, I'll allow you to increase the number of times by one!"

"Is that so..." Xue Xiaoyu was obviously very interested in "adding one to the number of times": "Then I'll go over! Just a few minutes! I'll go when I kill this disgusting guy next to me!"

After speaking, Xue Xiaoyu hung up the phone without waiting for the other side to say anything.

Then Xue Xiaoyu raised a gun and pointed at the internet celebrity man with a smile on his face: "I'm sorry I'm in a hurry today, and looking at your appearance, I must have known that the app you endorsed won't make any money, right? You can rest assured! I did a test before, and I definitely won't make ten dollars! So let's save some trouble and count it as a game failure!"

"At the same time, you can rest assured! That one million will definitely be credited to your card! No matter what, I work so hard to earn your funeral expenses!"

"Wait!" The internet celebrity man endured the pain on his feet and shouted loudly: "I heard just now that you are a member of the hero team that the alliance has started to acquire recently, right? At least you are directly related! You are really doing this. Okay? You know, you're breaking the law!"

"Breaking the law?" Xue Xiaoyu asked with a look of disdain: "Did you not learn it in school? Law is a tool for ruling a country! So the law itself does not represent justice!"

"And my actions were authorized by the alliance!"

"You heard the number plus one just now! That's the number of murder licenses!"

"Although you can't kill people just because someone glares at me, UU read www.uukanshu.com, but there is no problem in killing a scum like you who is obviously a fraud but is not punished by law!"

"So within the scope of the alliance, I am legal!"

"therefore…"

boom!

The gunshots sounded, and the tearful net red man's eyebrows slowly fell down. Xue Xiaoyu smiled and said the last words: "Please die once!"

"If you become an internet celebrity again in your next life, don't accept such unconscionable advertisements again!"

Putting the pistol neatly, Xue Xiaoyu operated the mobile phone to complete the transfer of one million yuan.

Afterwards, she closed her eyes slightly to sense where Sui Yu was, and Xue Xiaoyu muttered to herself, "Xue Xiaoyu, attack!"

Then with a swish, Xue Xiaoyu's figure disappeared without a trace.

Immediately afterwards, the blood shed by the internet celebrity man slowly spread to where Xue Xiaoyu was standing before...