Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

"To touch the Qing in front of the door, to mix the Yaojiu, to mix the One Color, to the Small Three Yuan, and to engrave the Three Secrets, all are explained!"

Next to the stone table in the tattered bamboo forest, as the tea fairy announced her death and opened the cards, the three pandas stared with dark circles in their eyes and slapped the stone table hard: "What a shame..."

"All mine!"

"My unparalleled national warrior!"

"My Four Dark Knights are riding alone!"

boom! boom! boom!

I don’t know how this stone table was made. The ground was cracked by the pandas, but the stone table was not damaged at all. Cha Xianer even wondered whether this stone table was an extraordinary object and whether it could be used as a shield if it was removed. .

Although facing three giant pandas with round waists and ferocious faces, Cha Xian'er was not afraid at all. Apart from the fact that she was a fourth-level monk herself, even if her combat power was on a relatively short scale in the Great Wall, she would never be afraid of mere pandas. Several panda monsters.

And although the pandas have bad mouths and are fierce, their bodies are very honest. Even if they are cut off by the Tea Fairy many times and get angry, they still dare not touch the Tea Fairy. They vent their anger on this table that will never break.

"According to the agreement from the beginning, I won 18 games in a row from the banker. You are not allowed to fight anymore, eh." Cha Xian'er felt refreshed after winning, and it was not a man in front of her, so she stood up and rubbed her butt - and spanked her several times in a row. When I was young, my buttocks became hard from sitting down.

"How come you know how to play spiritual mahjong!"

"Are you also a Mahjong user!?"

The pandas scratched their heads and couldn't figure out how the tea fairy won. They could obviously listen to the cards as soon as they got started and were within 5 rounds. It was either the big four happy characters, one green color and the other color, or the unparalleled national warriors. However, no one fired the cannon. After the 10th round, they ordered the tea cake fairy instead.

Although sometimes Cha Xian'er's cards are not that big, the problem is that Cha Xian'er never loses!

They can't even touch themselves!

There are even times when I just want to change the cards, but after changing them, I get a card that I can fool!

They were so angry that their eyes turned black!

Facing the pandas' questions, Cha Xian'er smiled and said nothing. She looked at the sky and felt that it was almost dawn. She was suddenly taken by Mr. Chuan by plane from Tianjing to Dujiangyan. She thought she was here to solve some serious mysterious phenomenon, but she didn't expect that she was here to play mahjong with the pandas. She would have to go to Mr. Chuan to complain later...

"If we don't fight, we won't fight, but you have to accompany us to continue playing mahjong!" The panda 'An'an' widened his eyes and said angrily: "Compared with Yuanyuan, that broken unitary monster, I still want to fight with you!"

"I'd rather be defeated by you than by that broken unitary monster!"

"That bastard really can't even put a cock in his butt!"

Panda Yuanyuan rolled her eyes very obviously, took out a row of stainless steel from somewhere, and ate them one by one like spicy strips.

Cha Xian'er shook her head: "No, I want to go back to sleep. Don't you need to sleep?"

The pandas looked at each other, then laughed and pointed at the dark circles under their eyes: "Are we like weaklings who need to sleep? Hum, humans are indeed..."

"No matter what you say, I won't fight anyway, bye." Cha Xian'er not only stopped fighting, she didn't even plan to come again. Looking at these pandas who were just like the big brother from the Northeast, only wearing big gold chains, Cha Xian'er Xian'er felt that her perception of pandas had plummeted.

He slipped away and went back to find Mr. Chuan to settle the score.

"No! You want to play mahjong with us!" Panda Jiji stood up suddenly and said loudly.

Cha Xian'er narrowed her eyes. She still used telekinesis and asked calmly: "Then what if I just refuse to fight, huh?"

"If you dare to refuse..." Panda Beibei stood up slowly, his huge momentum rising into the sky. A bleak night forest wind blew by, and the silent bamboo forest was pregnant with the murderous intention of the coming storm.

The pandas were lying on all fours, their plush bodies became stronger, and they stared at Cha Xian'er with their dark eyes. The pressure of the powerful carnivores at the top of the food chain was unreservedly released.

Pandas, pandas, they are bears, not cats!

Sure enough, do you still have to rely on your fists in the end?

The Mountain and River Measurement Tea Fairy has no fear at all, the four-turn cyclone is running wildly, "Liuku Immortal Armor V2.71" and "Illusion Demonic Body Technique V1.35" are ready to go.

Even though she is not a main battle monk, Cha Xian'er is not afraid of these pandas who have faintly achieved level four cultivation. Her spells are the most advanced and high-tech spells that anyone has constantly improved and updated. Just because of the advantages of this software, It was enough for her to defeat these naturally raised monsters!

Merely human beings,

What a shame.

Within three steps,

Take your life!

Looking at the extremely vigilant Tea Fairy, the pandas smiled disdainfully, and then they were like thunder——

Rolled over.

"Play with us, play with us!"

"Meow meow meow meow!"

"We agreed that humans would play with us every day! Oh, don't leave!"

Three cute, thick and fluffy pandas rolled around at Cha Xian'er's feet, even meowing, and timidly stretched out their flesh balls to touch Cha Xian'er's hand. Cha Xian'er was instantly defeated.

Not to mention girls, even pangolins can’t stand it! ?

No wonder Mr. Chuan ran so fast. Come to think of it, Mr. Chuan is not a human being and has no national treasure impression bonus on pandas. But with the strength of three thousand miles of mountains and rivers, how easy is it to discipline these pandas?

I'm afraid that these pandas are so cute that they can't be beaten or scolded, so is there any other option besides surrendering?

The pandas hugged Cha Xian'er's legs together and said arrogantly: "I made an appointment with you at the Great Wall, and we will have a spiritual figure to play with us for a few days every month! That one who eats ants is not interesting, we want Play with you, play with you! We made an appointment!"

Tea Fairy was stunned for a moment and asked: "What agreement?"

"We have to have a spiritual teacher to play with us for thirty days every month!"

Tea Fairy turned around and left, and the pandas quickly hugged her long legs: "Twenty-five days! Twenty days can't be less! Look at how good you are at playing mahjong for fifteen days! Oh, can ten days do it? Seven days, We lost blood in seven days...actually it was three days! It was just three days, I didn't lie to you!"

Thirty days turned into three days, and Cha Xian'er gained a deeper understanding of the worldly nature of this group of pandas - these pandas are better people than You Jian.

She asked: "What does that agreement mean?"

"We have to have spiritual masters play with us for three days every month." Panda An'an said: "In the past, it was the ant-eating guy who played with us. He was so boring and boring."

"What is spiritual practice, huh?" Cha Xian'er was a little curious.

"The first transformation into the extraordinary is for ordinary cultivation; the fourth transformation into the spirit is for spiritual cultivation." Panda Jiji meowed: "Didn't you, the Great Wall, teach you?"

"I've never heard of this." Tea Fairy squatted down and touched their plush panda heads, and asked: "Then why do you have to play with fourth-level monks? Can't those ordinary people do it? Can't first-level monks? Um?"

The pandas shook their heads: "I'm tired of it."

...what a realistic statement.

The pandas waved their hands: "We have been with them for more than 20 years, and they are all mortals, so we have long been tired of them. Besides, Lingxiu has a very comfortable aura, and we will feel very comfortable being around Lingxiu."

"More than twenty years!?" Cha Xian'er was stunned. She knew that pandas usually only live for more than 20 years. These pandas looked like they were in their prime, but she didn't expect them to be so old.

After being begged by this group of pandas for a while, Cha Xianer finally couldn't bear it down and had no choice but to agree. And she also understood what Mr. Chuan meant. Her task was to play with these pandas for three days - the business of the Great Wall must be too extensive.

Hearing Tea Fairy's promise, the pandas swarmed back to the stone table and patted the table: "Hurry up, hurry up, we have to fight sixteen times!"

"Human beings are still so easy to deceive."

"Alas, animals without fur are so weak."

Once the goal was achieved, the pandas returned to their old ways, transforming from cute cats back into Northeastern giant bears. They don't have any consciousness of being able to defeat the powerful by bending their eyebrows and bending their waists. Instead, they use cuteness as their common method.

Cha Xian'er looked at the sky and thought that in three days, the dark circles under her eyes might not be comparable to those of these pandas.

"Generally speaking, you shouldn't like playing with humans, right?" Cha Xian'er asked curiously: "Except Mr. Chuan, you are the first ones I have seen get close to humans... Hmm."

Panda An'an: "Oh, if it wasn't forced by life, who would want to live like this?"

Panda Jiji: "Since you are destined to be ravaged by life, why not lie down and enjoy it?"

Panda Beibei: "Actually, we don't want to stay with you humans, but now there are humans everywhere. Where there are no humans, there is no grass. We eat iron and stones just to help with defecation."

At this time, the panda Yuanyuan, who had been lying aside munching bamboo, suddenly sighed, took a mouthful of bamboo, and said quietly: "Back then, we also thought about not playing with humans..."

"It's just that there are some things that I can't control..."

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Challenged the "Tibetan Panda" copy for the fifth time and succeeded.

Ren Suo saw that the number of pandas on the screen had decreased a little, because this time more than two hundred pandas were contracted by the future monks.

Ren Suo originally thought that he would be basically stable after clearing the level once. Unexpectedly, when he challenged the dungeon for the third time, the group of pandas suddenly received a buff, which increased their attack power, defense power, and movement speed by 1%. Although the increase was small, it was It has aroused Ren Suo's vigilance.

The fourth time all increased by 5%.

The fifth time has reached 10%!

As the vanguard, Dragon King Zhao Huo's team was directly crushed once, and it took a little time before Xiao Meng's team had time to annihilate all the pandas!

Ren Suo looked at the copy information and found an additional note at the bottom:

"Because they were beaten many times by the same enemy in a short period of time, the pandas burst into anger and their combat power increased (4/5)"

Brushing the same dungeon continuously has this negative effect...but it does sound reasonable, and everyone will lose their temper.

In addition, although Xiao Meng was strengthened by Ren Suo with the Dream Experience Crystal, the effect was very insignificant.

Even though Xiao Meng now has level five Hedao combat power, the combat power shown in the Supreme Supreme's fake and shoddy fairy source spiritual energy points is less than level two. On the contrary, the pandas have actually strengthened themselves. In comparison, The difference is obvious.

But this is not all bad, because the stronger the panda is, the more dream experience crystals the future monks will produce after victory. Now that Ren Suo has strengthened Xiao Meng to level five, the next step is to strengthen Dragon King Zhao Huo.

After the success of this battle, Ren Suo discovered that there was an additional gain——

"Xiao Meng's Legion received the ring of five battle comrades"

"Dragon King Zhao Huojun obtained the ring of five battle companions"

"Ring of the Five Battles: A ring of glory obtained by the whole legion after five battles. During the battle, the legion members will become one body, with direct communication between each other, working together, and cooperating seamlessly. The overall combat power will be +1 %."

After obtaining this ring, Ren Suo saw that the "Psychic Coordination Device: 1000/1000" in the task list was completed instantly, while "Interstellar Assault Armor: 825/1000" was still 175 pandas away.

Ren Suo thought about it carefully and found that this "comrade in five battles" actually included the first failed battle.

In other words, even if the battle fails in peacetime, there is no gain. In addition to obtaining information, you can also accumulate the number of legion battles.

According to this rule, I am afraid there will be ten battle rings and hundred battle rings in the future.

Moreover, Dragon King Zhao Huo and Xiao Meng's trust in the Supreme Being has also increased a lot, and the enhanced special effect of "Attack Power +1%" has been triggered. Although it is not much, there is hope at least.

It seems that there are many benefits to fighting more, even if you fail, there will be no loss.

It's a pity that there are no other copies on the earth now. Ren Suo has no other choice but to eat, sleep and fight pandas.

With 9 critical points left, the last "Tibetan Panda" dungeon was played. This time the panda's combat power was enhanced to 20%, but it was still knocked down alive by Ren Suo using Dragon King Zhao Huo's seduction method by flying a kite.

"Star Assault Armor: 1000/1000" has reached the standard, and the pre-war preparation task list listed by the Supreme Being has been completed!

The game pops up a prompt: "Do you want to face the first Ark invasion? The remaining critical value will be added to the critical value in the next chapter."

Ren Suo naturally chose "Yes", then he clicked, but there was no response.

I clicked twice and three times, but no response!

The game options suddenly turned into fragments and twisted, and a black woman's silhouette appeared on the screen:

"Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? You are really awesome. You ran away sneakily. If the Crystal Maiden hadn't contacted me, I would still be waiting for you in the game!"

The Supreme Being: "I am not sneaky."

"Okay, okay, you didn't sneak around, so why did you let me sneak over to Proxima Centauri? Okay, the Ark troops are almost here. I'm now at the edge of the Time and Space Reverse Chaos Formation. Do you want to cause trouble?"

"Do you want to pay 99 points of merit and let the Goddess Lord launch a storm of all magic?"

"The Ten Thousand Magic Storm, which governs countless laws such as time, space, cause and effect, light and darkness, is the only one that can plunge the time and space reverse chaos formation into a state of chaos in a short period of time, causing the Ark troops to get lost in it and increase the transfer time. The critical value will be restored randomly value, it can only be activated by the Goddess Lord when the critical value reaches 0."

Is the krypton gold option in this game a critical value for recovery...

The benefit of restoring the critical value is obvious, and Ren Suo can continue to brush the panda copy.

But now he can only grind the lowest level panda dungeon, and the profit is not big. Moreover, the invasion of the first wave of Ark troops is not difficult, so there is no need to delay.

After choosing to refuse, the Goddess Master clicked her tongue: "Really, it's not easy for me to perform it once. 99 points of merit are necessary. You don't need 100 points of merit. You can earn it if you buy it! Don't think about it for free. Just agree that you won't do it this time. Let me work in vain...don't hesitate when you need it, if you don't use your merits when they should be used, it will be meaningless!"

Ren Suo felt a little strange. If he remembered correctly, it seemed that this was the first time that he clearly mentioned the concept of merit from an NPC.

In the past, gold-earning NPCs would either say, "You have what I need," or they wouldn't say anything at all. Anyway, after Ren Suo has krypton, the Small World Game Console will take care of it.

Only the Goddess Master not only knows the concept of merit, but also knows exactly that it is 99 points of merit, and even has the intention of defrauding Ren Suo of merit... But bad things like merit are only meaningful to players of small world game consoles.

Moreover, the introduction of this krypton-gold character, the Goddess Lord, is too terrifying. She controls time, space, cause and effect, light and darkness... How come she seems to be stronger than the Supreme Being?

Ren Suo thought that the protagonist of this game was already very awesome, so he gave him the title of Supreme. Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, someone even more awesome would appear!

If this game also reflects reality, it means that a powerful figure like the Goddess Lord will really appear in 2049!

The name is really correct, Goddess Lord, this person is the heroine of this world!

Then should this goddess master bubble up now? It's time to be born, right?

Do I have a chance to hug my thigh?

After Ren Suo turned around in his mind for a few times, his attention returned to the picture.

"In February of 1999, the Eternal Civilization 'Ark' invaded the Milky Way!"

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Need to pee.

Lin Xianyu clamped his thighs together and rubbed them. He opened his eyes and saw darkness in the dormitory. It was not yet dawn.

I don't want to move or climb down.

Need to pee.

You can't wet the bed, or you will be laughed at by the class monitor.

Is there a way to go to the bathroom without having to move myself?

It would be great if I could teleport, then I could teleport directly to the bathroom. I'm a little envious of Teacher Dong.

But I can only control the wind, so weak.

Can you lift me up with the wind and blow me to the bathroom?

Blow...blow...eh? Arrived in the bathroom?

Take off your pants and pee with your eyes closed.

There was no light, it was so dark, I couldn't touch the toilet paper, and the switch was at the door.

It would be nice if it could shine, so I wouldn't have to turn the lights on and off. I'm a little envious of the monitor.

Can you use the wind to blow some light in?

Blow...blow...ah, I saw it.

Wipe clean and wash hands.

Blow back, blow back, I don't want to crawl into bed.

Blow...blow...oh, back to bed, go to sleep.