Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

When Ren Suo woke up, Dong Chengling had already gone back to sleep. There was silence in the room, and the dim and warm light made people want to sleep back.

The Daedric alarm clock is very strange. It has neither sound nor vibration, but makes people dream. Just before he woke up, Ren Suo dreamed that he was being pushed out of bed by his mother, and he woke up instantly. Then he looked down and saw that it happened to be the time he had set.

Yesterday, he was too sleepy and casually set the alarm clock with his identity watch without carefully understanding the design of the alarm clock. Now Ren Suo recalled Sony's memory and discovered that this identity watch contained a small piece of Lord Varmina's "Dream Jing Zen Cassette". In human terms, this is a cassette that allows people to actively dream and can influence their dreams. The main effect of the content of the cassette is to make people wake up automatically.

Sony's previous default setting affected "relatives", so Ren Suo would have dreams related to his parents.

In addition to the "Dream Jing Zen Cassette", the watch also has Lord Mora's "Knowledge Sharing Cassette", which is actually an Internet chat room, but it is different from the network connected by servers on earth. The network in this world is made up of The divine server 'knowledge field' support provided by Lord Mora will never go down.

Not only can this "knowledge sharing cassette" be used by all Daedra, but the cassette used by the gods also has a unique effect: disguise. Gods can disguise their identity when joining a mortal chat room or chatting alone with a mortal, but mortals cannot disguise themselves and must register with their real names to chat in the knowledge field.

With a single click, the new news that Sony has received recently is projected on the watch. There is a lot of content, from the greetings of the sixteen blood descendants, the sixteen divine descendants, the powerful generals in the five theaters, to the chats of several Sony's former lovers. Wow, the message list instantly reached 99+.

After passing through most of the important information, Ren Suo saw three information columns with Sony pinned to the top: "Your Majesty", "Platinum Tower of Luoyan City" and... "Loriface"! ?

Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, then clicked on the chat between Sony and Loliface, and found that it was full of mutual insults.

By the way, Sony actually likes to hide his identity and chat in other permanent chat rooms like forums, or to be more precise - Sony is a troll.

Yes, Sonny is a troll, and he absolutely loves the pleasure of trolling people. Thanks to his good education and broad vision, he can always quote scriptures to make the other person speechless. And because as a god, he can change his identity at any time, so the most common thing he does is that is--

Disguise yourself as dozens of people and troll others!

You think there are dozens of people trolling you, but it’s actually me, Sony!

The most common actions are "I feel relieved when everyone is trolling you", "Look at so many people trolling you and you still don't know your fault", "My urine is yellow, let me feed him to death" and so on. And enough, it is enough to make the other party doubt their outlook on life. In the end, the other party is often humiliated and offline, and even their reputation is tarnished by Sony - after all, it is a real-name system for surfing the Internet.

The city is really full of golden armor. Ren Suo was also surprised when he recalled this part of his memory. Sony is completely a typical example of the rich second generation who are overfed.

Other gods would also hide their identities to chat with civilians and argue with civilians, but often at this time, the gods would unhide their identities and reveal their noble status as gods, and then the civilians would quickly kneel down. Licking - after all, in the Daedra society with a population of hundreds of millions, there are only one or two thousand divine descendants in total, and they are indeed a noble class.

But other gods use their privileges in the field of knowledge to hide their identities. After all, the purpose is to show off, to enjoy the exclamation, envy and kneeling of the civilians after the hidden identity is lifted, and to make the civilians who argue with them feel embarrassed. retreat.

And what about Sony? He actually changed his identity to troll people! Disguise yourself as dozens of people to troll people!

He has no interest in letting the common people give up because of his divine identity. He just wants to make the other party doubt their way of life and collapse!

Among them, there is one person who has become an unbreakable fortress, an uncrossable ocean, and an unreachable sky in the life of Sony trolls!

Loliface!

The record of confrontation between Sony and her started more than 100 days ago. She was the first super troll that Sony could not knock down with tens of millions of attacks using vests. After three days of non-stop trolling by the vest army, Sony was really It's exhaustion.

Sony, which owns the Goddess cassette, is exhausted!

So Sony only focused on one account and engaged in a tug-of-war with her that lasted for hundreds of days. When they are trolling each other, the topic of their trolling is always changing, because the basic operation of trolls is to seize the other party's words and make a big fuss, that is, to take them out of context.

From the initial topic 'Should there be a bounty for killing chickens?' to the recent topic 'Why men/women don't want to fall in love?', the two of them have exchanged thousands of words, and there has never been a day when they stopped criticizing each other.

Yesterday, Ren Suo was punished by Dong Chengling and Ren Xingmei before he could deal with the matter. Naturally, he did not have a bedtime confrontation with Loliface, so now Loliface came back first: "You idiot, finally because of I encountered someone who I couldn't afford to offend, and was beaten to death? I let out a dog bark before I was dead."

Ren Suo thought about it carefully and found that Sony had indeed investigated Loliface's identity through real-life channels before, but that was just it - it was only natural to want to know who the troll who was confronting him was.

Moreover, Sony did not attack in the real dimension just because it could not win against the opponent. It is simply a pure good prince.

But according to Los, the protagonist in the game, although Sony didn't mean this, it seemed that Sony's men had misunderstood something, so Ross had to ask the military for help in order to protect his sister.

Loss' suspicion of Sony also arose from this.

So, if you have nothing to do, don’t troll people online.

Although Ren Suo failed to explain clearly to Lose yesterday, Ren Suo's desire to survive is still very strong. Now it's too late for him to avoid the two brothers and sisters of Los Loliface, so how can he still spray Los Loliface?

"After detailed and in-depth review, I found the error in my remarks, which caused you a lot of trouble before. I deeply apologize. I will not disturb you again in the future. I wish you a happy life. Goodbye."

The other party immediately replied: "Why? Are you scared?"

"yes."

"I don't believe it, why don't you continue the discussion with me?"

Ren Suo decided not to waste time with her: "No one will accompany you unconditionally, even the shadow will be absent on cloudy days."

Then Ren Suo closed the conversation with Loliface and checked the information of "Platinum Tower of Luoyan City". He raised his eyebrows as he looked at him, turned over, picked up his clothes and went into the bathroom.

When he came out after changing his clothes, Dong Chengling and Ren Xingmei were already sitting on the bed waiting for him. Ren Suo pointed to the bathroom and said: "The inside is basically the same as the bathroom on Earth, but there is a big difference in the buttons. Also, to brush your teeth here, you use green paste mixed with water and hold it in your mouth, and then the water will crackle to brush your teeth; If you want to wipe your face and body, use a transparent disposable cloth. After wiping, just throw it into the sink and it will dissolve by itself..."

"you are leaving?"

"Someone should come to me in a while. Fortunately, I woke up a little earlier," Ren Suo said, "I will pretend to be Sony to attend a meeting later. It shouldn't take long. I will give them instructions. That's it." He said that you are my people and they will not come in to disturb you. Well, I will ask them to get you some basic language learning materials later."

Dong Chengling sighed softly: "Thank you for your hard work, I can't help you at all now."

"The reason your cyclone is imprisoned now is because you are in a state of suppressed spiritual energy all the time. In fact, it is similar to the spirit-dispersing mechanism in the Third Hospital, but it is more thorough and more targeted."

Ren Suo scratched his head and said: "And this spiritual energy suppression state comes from the strongest of Daedra, Sithis. I can't unlock it now, and ordinary cassettes can't purify this effect... But after participating in this During the meeting, I may be able to figure out your known status, so you don’t have to worry.”

This meeting is actually because Sony has completed the great work of capturing the coordinates of the alien plane, and Sithis has been promoted to Shaojun, giving up the position of Lord Menelus as the Bloodline Master, so Sony will be in this meeting. He was named a new generation of blood descendants.

The Vampire Master is the sixteenth person with the highest individual strength in the Daedra plane. Even if the Vampire Cassette obtained by Sony cannot relieve Dong Chengling's aura suppression state, at least the status of the Vampire Master can give Ren Suo more room for maneuver, such as using your power to find help.

Ren Xingmei nodded and suddenly broke into Ren Suo's arms and hugged him. Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, then gently touched her hair and said, "Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you. We will be able to go home soon."

"Yeah." Ren Xingmei made a cute noise with her nose, rubbing her head back and forth in Ren Suo's arms.

After comforting Ren Xing for a while, Ren Suo looked at Dong Chengling, who smiled and opened his hands towards him.

Ren Suo immediately went over to hug Dong Chengling, but at this time Ren Xingmei also squeezed in, and the scene instantly changed from a sweet scene of a couple hugging to a warm scene of Dong Chengling's mother taking care of her two eldest children, which was very harmonious.

"Your Highness, Your Highness."

The maids outside were calling, and Ren Suo looked at them reluctantly, then suddenly moved up to kiss Dong Chengling, then stood up and said, "I'll be back soon, you don't have to worry about me, and don't put too much pressure on yourself. Think of it as a journey to another world.”

"Well, have a nice trip."

After Ren Suo left, Dong Chengling turned his head, his eyes were calm but the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he looked at Ren Xingmei with a smile. Ren Xingmei felt guilty when she saw her, and couldn't help lowering her head to look at the patterns on the bed.

Suddenly, Dong Chengling took her hand, held her in his arms, and said softly: "Be good, don't be afraid, your brother will not leave you."

Ren Xingmei, who was a little nervous and uneasy, immediately relaxed, stretched out her arms to hug Dong Chengling, buried her head in Dong Chengling's pleasant chest, and let out a happy groan.

Unlike Bai Ji, who is only popular among female students, Dong Chengling, the most popular female teacher in Tianlian College, kills both men and women. Boys like her, but girls like her more.

"Your brother was here just now. You may have something that is inconvenient to talk about. Now we are the only two girls left. If you have any troubles, the teacher will help." Dong Chengling said with a smile.

"Really?"

"real."

Ren Xingmei raised her head and looked at Dong Chengling, hesitated for a while, and then stammered: "Dong, Teacher Dong, I actually have a question to ask you..."

"What's the problem?" Dong Chengling waited patiently for Ren Xingmei's question.

"How can I, what ability, what ability..." Ren Xingmei glanced at the pair of arcs that are the pinnacle of human body aesthetics close at hand, and whispered: "...in order to grow up?"

…

…

In fact, it would be some time before the meeting could start, but Ren Suo had to have breakfast with General Blackthorn early in the morning. When he arrived at the fortress restaurant, Lanaya and other divine guards were already on duty.

Ren Suo immediately closed most of the programs of "Ren Suo" and started all the programs of "Sony". In the blink of an eye, he completely changed from "Ren Suo" to "Ren Family Sony".

Black Thorn, who was being fed by the strong manservant, saw Ren Suo coming and immediately stood up and said: "Gui'an, Sony Dafa."

Ren Suo smiled softly, sat down and washed his hands in the sink next to him, handed his hands to the maids to dry, and said casually: "The matter has not been settled yet, it would be bad for others to hear about it, Black Thorn, don't talk nonsense. "

"It will be settled soon, no later than this moment." Black Thorn is obviously a very heroic blond general, and he is very hard-core. He even feeds himself to a strong manservant. He is not a weakling like Sony at all. Comparable.

But facing Sony, who was about to become the Blood Master, Black Thorn kept a very low profile: "Your Majesty has resigned as the Blood Master, and His Highness has made great achievements. The position of the Blood Master of Lord Menelus belongs to none other than Your Highness. "

"I hope so." Ren Suo smiled casually, opened his mouth and let the maid feed him.

"By the way, Your Highness, I have prepared a small gift for you. I will send it to you later?" Black Thorn suddenly said.

Ren Suo said casually: "Well, I didn't expect you to still have this intention. What do you mean?"

Black Thorn smiled and said, "That's what I mean."

"You're not interesting enough." Ren Suo was too lazy to accept the gift and tried to dismiss him.

"It's a small thing, it's really a small thing." Black Thorn persisted.

"Hmm... I didn't expect you to be quite interesting." Ren Suo thought for a moment and thought, forget it, it's better to accept his kindness. It's not good to keep refusing.

"Actually, it doesn't mean anything else." Blackthorn breathed a sigh of relief: "It's just a small gift that His Highness will like."

"Then I'm sorry." Ren Suo shrugged.

"I'm sorry." Black Thorn waved the tall manservant behind him to step back, "The meeting is about to begin, Your Highness..."

"Let's go."

Arriving at the conference room on the fifth floor of Rift Valley Fortress, although it was called a conference room, there were only two chairs in it, one for Black Thorn and one for Sony.

Suddenly, the lights in the conference room went out, and then nearly twenty projection screens appeared. An avatar appeared on each projection screen, but at this time, Ren Suo, Black Thorn, and the avatars in the other projection screens stood up together. , bowed to the man in the center wearing black clothes and sitting on the throne: "See your majesty, the glory of the king is with your majesty!"

The Lord of the Daedra Empire, Sithis said calmly: "Sit down."

Ren Suo sat down, but Black Thorn remained standing, and began to report the results of Operation Bayonet: "...Through the heroic fighting of our soldiers, we have roughly learned the general intelligence and war level of the alien plane..."

"...The technological level of the alien plane is equivalent to that of Daedra one hundred to two hundred years ago, and the technological coverage is less. Except for some important cities, most other areas are in a primitive state..."

"...Humans in the alien plane are completely incomparable to the Daedra humans. Their bodies are very weak. Except for the group army and a few elites, the vast majority of civilians in the alien plane are incapable of fighting. However, the population is extremely large. It is roughly estimated that the population is about Didra." Dozens of times that of humans..."

"...human beings in the alien plane do not have any space defense capabilities or relevant space technology, and cannot pose a substantial threat to the Daedra plane..."

"Some soldiers have encountered powerful natives from another plane, and a colonel officer claimed to have encountered natives from another plane with the strength of a monarch." Blackthorn did not conceal Loss' situation: "But the proportion of powerful natives is very small. There is no way to compete with our Daedra warriors; the testimony of the colonel officer has a certain degree of credibility. The enemy may not have the strength of the king, but it is likely to have the combat power to compete with the gods, because three Morag assassins died directly In an alien plane."

Ren Suo couldn't help but raise his eyebrows slightly - Blackthorn actually believed in Los's innocence. He knew that the three Morag assassins were not killed by Los, and he also believed that Los had encountered a powerful alien native!

"It sounds like it should be easy to invade this plane."

"There is no problem in the first place. How can any alien plane resist our Daedra?"

"But now we need the support of the entire public. No mistakes are allowed. Let's deal with the colonel in the intelligence. Don't let him disrupt the morale of the military."

"Yeah, that's right."

Each of them finalized the outcome of Operation Bayonet with one sentence and pronounced the fate of an Imperial colonel. Then someone said: "Then it's the turn of the issue of the Blood Dharma, right?"

At this time, Sithis, who had been silent for a long time, finally said: "Lord Menelus has decided that the next Blood Master will be Sony, who has made great achievements in Operation Bayonet and successfully captured the coordinates of the alien plane."

"Agree."

"Agree."

This issue was finalized more quickly than before, and everyone passed it in a short while. Ren Suo stood up and looked at Sithis in the light curtain.

Then all the gods in the light curtain clapped their hands at the same time, including Sithis. After they took three shots, a sound like a dragon's roar suddenly sounded in the sky, followed by a roar in the wind: "So-ni-"

"Sony, your name has resounded throughout the world, reaching Annihilation. The Great Lord already knows your name." Sithis said calmly: "When you return to Luoyan City, you will officially receive the inheritance of the Blood Dharma."

"Thank you, Your Majesty. Thank you, Your Majesty."

Ren Suo sat back down again. At this time, it was the turn of the other gods of the light curtain to raise issues, most of which were related to armaments. Ren Suo never expressed an opinion and waited quietly for the meeting to end.

After the meeting, all the light curtains disappeared. At this time, Sithis suddenly said: "Sony."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

"Come back as soon as possible."

When the last light curtain went out, Black Thorn smiled at Ren Suo and said, "Congratulations, Sony Dafa."

Ren Suo accepted this blessing calmly and said when he went back: "Can you find some basic language teaching materials and send them to me? Someone wants to learn our language."

Black Thorn naturally agreed: "No problem, I'll let people go up right away. It's really a great idea. In just one night, they were able to take the initiative to learn our Daedra language. Black Thorn is really impressed...Then I will I won’t disturb you anymore, I hope Dafa likes my gift.”

"Um."

When Ren Suo was about to take the elevator up, he noticed that Lanaya and the others had also come in, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

"His Majesty has ordered you to increase your security level, Dafa. We will protect your safety at all times," Lanaya said.

"But I don't like being looked at during my breaks."

"We'll be stationed outside the door."

Ren Suo nodded: "That's okay."

When they arrived at the highest suite, they heard noisy voices as soon as they came out: "Master Beifeng, this is His Highness's guest, you can't..."

"What kind of guest is this? It's just a gift from that guy from Black Thorn. Get out of the way. I'll help His Highness inspect the goods first. I'll also open the door. I'll help His Highness train the new ones. There's a party later. , we can’t let these humorless people spoil His Highness’s elegance..."

Ren Suo strode out and saw a beautiful silver-haired girl in front of the room being entangled by a divine descendant by the arm. The maids stood by and did not dare to stop or leave. When they saw Ren Suo coming back, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief and shouted loudly. Said: "Your Highness, this Master Bei Feng..."

"Your Highness, oh no, it's Sony Dafa!" The divine descendant let go of the silver-haired beautiful girl's arm, opened his hand and walked towards Ren Suo with a big smile: "I heard you came to work here in the Rift Valley, my little brother, I will immediately bring a batch of fresh and tender The sheep out of water came to find you, aren't you very happy and joyful?"

Ren Suo pushed him away and avoided his embrace, but the divine descendant didn't care. He turned his head and glanced at the silver-haired beauty, and said: "But Sony Dafa, please let me play with this silver-haired girl first. You know, this is my hobby..."

"Yes, I know," Ren Suo said expressionlessly: "Baileng, your favorite thing is to play with sheep. In addition to her white skin, her hair is also silver-white. You must not be able to help it, right?"

"Hehe, Dafa, you really understand me." The Goddess chuckled.

Sad Wind, a divine descendant of Lord Sankeon's faction, is somewhat similar to the Morag faction. They are both types who pursue excitement and follow through to the end. However, Morag is mostly related to violence, while Sankeon is related to abnormal habits.

In the past, Sony's endless depravity was the result of the descendants of multiple factions. Among them, Beifeng was Sony's "playmate" in the Sankeon faction, which is why Beifeng looked so familiar.

Although Ren Suo's thinking, outlook and behavior are Sony, there is something different about him after all.

That's the bottom line.

"By the way, what did you want to do in my room just now?" Ren Suoyun asked lightly.

"Huh? Oh, I heard that Dafa, you got two new alien humans. I'm not going to go in and help you train them. After all, the alien humans don't understand how we play, and they will probably treat us differently. Resist, if they don’t cooperate when the party starts, that would be boring, don’t you think it’s Dafa?”

"yes."

"Then Dafa, just wait. I can use my cassette to get rid of them quickly. I guarantee that they will behave like sheep later..."

Just when Beifeng turned around, Ren Suo reached out and held his shoulder.

"I don't need to bother you anymore." Ren Suo said calmly: "It's so boring to train two humans from another plane. Let's change the difficulty to a higher level and train Lanaya."

Lanaya in purple behind Ren Suo raised her eyebrows.

Beifeng was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud: "Dafa, are you kidding? Captain Lanaya can beat me ten times..."

"I'm not kidding." Ren Suo said: "There are only two things you have to do now, which is to train Lanaya, or die. Lanaya, there are only two things you have to do, either be trained by Sad Wind, Or let him die."

"Sony Dafa, this..." Beifeng's body began to tremble, Lanaya's hands flashed purple beams, and purple light flowed around her body.

"Deploy Morag's violent barrier, don't let him escape." Ren Suo strode across the sad wind and gave a casual order, and the divine guards immediately deployed the violent barrier to prevent all movement in space.

"Sony Dafa, we are good friends!" Bei Feng finally became frightened and even took a few steps back to plead: "We have known each other for so long and played together for so long, don't you remember? There is no relationship between friends. We should hurt each other!”

"Ah, yes, friends shouldn't hurt each other." Ren Suo nodded, and hope suddenly rekindled on Beifeng's face.

"So we are not friends now. Alas, it was such a short-lived friendship."

call out!

There was a roar, a tragic howl, and the right shoulder was suddenly penetrated by Lanaya's purple light!

There is also a huge gap in strength between the gods. Lanaya, who is apparently a three-star god, is undoubtedly at the top, while the Sankean faction's god Beifeng, who is responsible for eating, drinking and having fun, even the cassettes are for entertainment. , the combat power is naturally at the bottom of the gods.

"You can't do this, you can't do this!" Beifeng struggled to retreat on the carpet and shouted loudly: "According to the laws of the empire, you cannot kill a god without reason! Help! The blood descendants will not allow it, your Majesty. We won’t allow it! Help! Help!”

Lanaya glanced at Ren Suo, who shrugged and said, "Sorry, the laws of the empire do not allow it, but my dad is the master of the empire; the blood law does not allow it, but I am the blood law."

"So Sad Wind, if you can successfully train Lanaya, I guarantee with the honor of the Blood Master Sony that Lord Nocturnal will not cause trouble for you."

Beifeng finally understood that Sony wanted to kill him this time. He shouted to Ren Suo sternly: "Why? Didn't we play well before? Why did Sony become like this!? Why did you suddenly kill me? "

"Yes, why?" Ren Suo tilted his head and thought for a moment, then said, "Of course it's because you want to touch my woman, idiot!"

Ren Suo's face turned sinister and ferocious, he glared at Bei Feng and said bitterly: "I will never let others hurt my woman, absolutely not!"

Then Ren Suo returned to his peaceful self: "Oh, the carpet is dirty. Lanaya, can you be trained by him quickly or get rid of him quickly?"

"clear."

With a scream that stopped suddenly, Ren Suo yawned and walked towards the door.

At this time, the beautiful silver-haired girl who had been watching suddenly walked up to him and said, "Sony Dafa, Gui'an."

"Huh?" Ren Suo glanced at her, guessed what he was talking about, and said, "I will tell Black Thorn later that you stay here for a while, and someone will take you back soon. Don't worry, I will tell them that they I will give you what is due and I will never hurt you.”

Ren Suo turned sideways and continued walking, and then the beautiful silver-haired girl ran into his arms and actively hugged his neck.

At this time, Ren Suo became a little angry: "I said..."

The beautiful silver-haired girl came close to his face, watched his lips move, but did not make any sound, and mouthed a sentence -

You are not Sony.

PS: Ten thousand words updated on the fifth day! Tingri has burned into the shape of monthly tickets.