Metropolitan Super Deity

I am God!

This wild and extremely rampant words made the people around them startled.

A few seconds later, the audience suddenly burst into laughter!

"Hahahaha... Did I hear you right? He actually said that he is a god?"

"I'm really laughing to death. You are a god and have the ability. Can you show me?"

"That's right, if you're really a god, you're still talking to us here? You've already been riding the clouds and driving the fog, and you're free and easy."

Ling Fei couldn't help shaking his head, stupid mortals with shallow vision, can't Jack Ma eat steamed buns?

After Monk Cuckoo was shocked for two seconds, he looked at Ling Fei with even more disdain.

Pointing at Ling Fei, he said coldly to Chu Wenfeng:

"Mayor Chu, this person is either insane or out of his mind. I suggest sending him to a mental hospital, or calling his family members to come and pick him up."

Ling Fei narrowed his eyes slightly, bursting out with a killing intent.

"Old bald donkey, are you arrogant?"

Monk Cuckoo's face turned cold.

"Who are you scolding?"

"I will scold whoever answers."

"you--!"

Monk Cuckoo was so angry that he clenched his fists tightly. If there were no people around, he would have stepped forward to attack Ling Fei.

Of course, it was also fortunate that there was someone who had some scruples and didn't make a move. If he really made a move, it would probably be even worse.

Chu Wenfeng rubbed his temples with some headaches, and said:

"Okay, Mr. Ling, although you are a distinguished guest of my Chu family, I can't ruin this project for the benefit of the people for you. Master Cuckoo, you just look at my face and let go of the grievances for the time being." For the sake of the common people, please get rid of this demon pillar."

Monk Cuckoo's face softened a bit this time.

He flicked his sleeves and said coldly:

"Hmph! If it wasn't for Mayor Chu's face this time, I would never let you blaspheme me like this."

Ling Fei smiled disdainfully.

"Blame you? Are you a fart? If you are like you, kneel down and beg me to be your teacher, even if I don't even bother to look at it, how can you use the word blasphemy?"

"Good! Good! Good!"

Monk Cuckoo was annoyed by Ling Fei and said three words 'good' in succession.

He put his hands behind his back, looked around, and said while turning.

"I, monk Cuckoo, checked Fengshui with my father when I was three years old, and I was able to go out alone when I was seven years old! At the age of thirteen, I learned from Master Deadwood. I read a lot of scriptures and ancient books!"

"At the age of seventeen, I entered the tiger's lair alone, and eliminated the snake demon who had cultivated for a hundred years in Hidden Dragon Mountain. The big snake was as thick as a basin mouth and 17 meters long. Since then, I have opened my name as Master Cuckoo. Who doesn't know? Who doesn't know?" dawn?"

"At the age of nineteen, car accidents happened frequently on a mountain road in the mountains of southern Xinjiang, killing and injuring hundreds of people. As soon as I arrived at the scene, I saw that there were evil spirits. A car accident?"

"When I was twenty-five years old, there were savages making trouble in Shennong Mountain. Afterwards, I went to check and found that there was a black evil spirit. I used this golden staff to kill the body in one battle. Since then, the vicinity of Shennong Mountain has been safe and stable for dozens of years. Year."

"At the age of thirty, there was a middle-aged man in Jiangnan who repeatedly lost money in business. I helped him check the feng shui at home and helped him clear his fortune. So far, he has become a big boss worth tens of millions. You must go to the temple on the mountain to thank me, which one is less?"

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Monk Cuckoo said more and more excited, more and more impassioned.

When the people around heard this, they couldn't help nodding their heads in agreement, and showed even more adoring gazes.

These things are real people, otherwise, they wouldn't have invited Monk Cuckoo to come.

However, just as Monk Cucku was talking about it, Ling Fei disdainfully threw out a basin of cold water.

"The things you said are just trivial things, and you actually have the nerve to take them out as a show of merit? It's ridiculous."

"you--!"

Monk Cuckoo was so angry that he wanted to come up and beat someone!

He stepped forward, pointed at Ling Fei's nose, and shouted loudly:

"You kid speaks wild words, so let me ask you, what achievements have you made? What tricks have you made?"

"Can you recite the Book of Changes?"

"Can you deduce the gossip formation?"

"Can you open Yin and Yang eyes?"

"Do you know what it means to be boundless in Buddhism and save all living beings?"

Ling Fei shook his head helplessly.

"Baldy, you use Taoism to make money, and you still have the face to tell me that Buddhism is boundless."

Monk Cuckoo's face flushed red.

"Do you care whether I use Taoism or Buddhism? My old man cultivates both Buddhism and Taoism. What can you do to me? I can catch demons and exorcise demons, catch ghosts and catch monsters, what about you? What can you do? Zhouyi memorized to listen? Gossip Tell me to take a look? Let everyone see your skills!"

Ling Fei put his hands behind his back, with a look of indifference in his eyes, neither surprised nor happy, neither angry nor worried.

This is the mind he has cultivated for many years. With this alone, he can not be disturbed physically and mentally by demons and ghosts, which is enough to instantly kill these Zhouyi, gossip, etc. on the earth... .

He looked at Budai monk whose face was flushed red, and said with a faint smile:

"I don't know what you said."

Bu Dai Monk and the people around him burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha..., I won't do this, I won't do that, and it's ridiculous to say that I'm a god."

Chu Yuxun was a little anxious, what happened to Ling Fei? Why does it seem to be out of order suddenly today?

Ling Fei was the only one in the audience who was always leisurely, as if he didn't take all this seriously.

In fact, he did.

How can a super monk who has cultivated for decades and reached the realm of transforming gods care about anything with these ordinary people?

That's a self-deprecation!

After they laughed for a while, Ling Fei just spoke, and said calmly again:

"The reason why I don't know what you said is because they are all rubbish, and I am too lazy to learn."

In an instant, everyone's smiles stopped instantly!

These are the quintessence of China for thousands of years. The boy in front of him actually called it rubbish, which is ridiculous!

However, what they don't know is that the Chinese civilization has thousands of years, but the cultivation civilization has millions of years!

Ling Fei and their eyes were not on the same level at all.

Monk Cuckoo's face was extremely cold.

"Mayor Chu, I think this person is a fool who speaks outrageous words and lies. He just wants to be famous and become an Internet celebrity, right? If you really want what I do, please expel this person. I don't want to see him again." to him!"

Chu Yuxun rushed forward to say good things.

"Aunt, you can't do this. If you do, something will happen."

"Enough! Yuxun, stop messing around, take Mr. Ling and leave."

"aunt!"

Chu Yuxun still wanted to say something, but Chu Wenfeng's face was serious, and she didn't allow her to say more.

Ling Fei shook his head and said with a smile:

"Forget it, Chu Yuxun, you've seen it too. It's not that I don't want to make a move. It's just that people don't like it. Let's go, the cafe should open, let's go and drink our coffee."

Ling Fei put his hands in his pockets and was about to leave. Chu Wenfeng looked at his back and couldn't help shaking his head. It seemed that it was necessary to talk to his father so that he would not be seduced by this liar again.