Mercenary War

The latest chapter of Mercenary War, the text 379 chapter chaos, floating astronomy After Catherine’s parents left, the atmosphere in the ward was even more embarrassing, at least Gao Yang felt even more embarrassed.

After a moment of silence, Adele suddenly said: "Oh, my sexual orientation seems to have changed again, Yelena, you have to be optimistic about your boyfriend, lest I accidentally grab him."

Yelena is very disdainful: "Hey, Adele, please keep your dignity as a lace. Are you not a staunch feminist? Are you still a lace? Hey, you are in front of you. My friend’s face talked with me about the problem of grabbing my boyfriend. You did both at the same time offending two women.”

Adair put his hand on it and then sighed and said, "Please, I always thought that I was a celibate. After I saw Catherine, I realized that I like women. Now, after so much experience. I found out that I like men. Isn't that normal?

As for my dear Catherine, the reason why she is not my girlfriend until now, is because I went to South Africa to meet your boyfriend, now you already know, she also likes your boyfriend, so I am going Pursuing your boyfriend doesn't need to have any psychological burden. At most, I changed from Catherine's pursuer to her rival. ”

Yelena was very contented and said: "Adele, I must admit that you are very visionary, my boyfriend is really very good, good to change your sexual orientation, which makes me very proud, but I must I regret to tell you that you have no chance, so I advise you to hurry and find another man you like."

Adele snorted and said: "Who told you that I am looking for a boyfriend? I found myself bisexual now, but the goodwill of the opposite sex is limited to your boyfriend, that is, Gao Yang, if Gao Yang does not Like me, then I will continue to be my lace. But my goodwill for the same sex is limited to Catherine. If Catherine is not willing to promise me, then I will be my celibate, no matter which one. I will be happy to accept the ending, you know, choose a lot of people. It is easy to find a way to solve the problem, of course, for me, the best choice is of course to be able to work with Gao Yang and Catherine. At the same time, this is the best choice, oh. The temptation is really big."

Yelena patted the forehead incompetently and said: "Adele, I always thought that you were abnormal, and now I found out that you are really abnormal."

Adele nodded very seriously and said: "Yes, my psychological activities are abnormal. In general, I belong to the perverts that people say, but I am already much better now, at least I am now close. Within the scope of normal people."

Yelena sighed weakly and said: "Normal people? You think you are a normal person, please, you are still far from normal people, thank you."

After admiring for a moment, Adele sighed: "Okay. Maybe I am still not normal, but no matter what, I am trying to integrate into your world. In fact, Yelena, I think, jurisprudentially. You and Gao Yang is not married yet, so I am fully qualified to pursue him right? Of course, from the moral point of normal people, it is immoral to grab a friend's boyfriend. But that is only a moral issue."

Catherine lying on the bed couldn't listen anymore, a crying cry: "Please, Adele, stop talking, look at Gao Yang's expression, he was scared by you."

After hearing Catherine's words, Adele looked at Gao Yang and suddenly changed into a very helpless expression: "Well, I won't say it, but I have now confirmed that I like Gao Yang, so, I I am going to pursue you and Gao Yang, Catherine at the same time. If we both married Gao Yang at the same time, isn't that a perfect choice for us?"

Gao Yang didn't know what to say, his only feeling now is that chaos, really fucking!

Gao Yang was scared, he was completely scared.

God testified that Gao Yang really only loves Yelena, and he has no hope of looking forward to it. He has no thought at all, but now things have become complicated.

Gao Yang decided to immediately dispel Adele's thoughts. He didn't want to provoke this woman who appeared to be obviously psychologically abnormal. It was terrible.

Looking at Gao Yang to talk, Yelena looked helpless. After posing at Gao Yang, he said loudly: "Adele, you have the power to pursue Gao Yang, but I promise that Gao Yang will not break up with me. of."

Adele has a serious saying: "It doesn't matter, he won't break up with you, then do my "qing ren", you know I don't care."

Yelena is going crazy. She holds two fists and screams: "God, shut me up, listen to me, you guys who don't have emotional intelligence, listen, love is selfish, I can't tolerate high There is a "qing ren", understand? Tell me now, how can you give up your perverted thoughts and say your conditions!"

Adele thought about it and said, "Well, are you going to talk about the conditions? Ok, I hope he can be my boyfriend for a year."

Yelena immediately said firmly: "Impossible, listen to me, Adele, you have no chance at all. Gao and my feelings are very problematic. You have no chance to be his "qing ren" and have no chance to steal him. So, now adjust back to the lace side mode, then leave here, give Gao and Catherine a chance to be alone, your genius idiot!"

After Admiral’s expression changed a few degrees, he said seriously: “So, give me a kiss, I will leave, but I must keep the pursuit of high power. Of course, I may not do that because you are My friend, I value our friendship very much, so I don't want to turn you all into my rivals."

Yelena was relieved, and the double palms were facing the Gao Yang. "Dear, please, kiss her, end this nightmare, please."

Gao Yang’s panic, said: “Who can tell me, what is wrong with this?”

Catherine sighed: "High, please, give her a kiss and end this nightmare."

Yelena gestured behind Adele, just a light kiss, and hurriedly said: "Go back and explain to you, look at Adele is a beauty, kiss her."

Adele stretched out a finger and said, "You are active."

After that, Adele closed his eyes, and the muscles on Gao Yang's face twitched, and under the urging of Yelena's gesture, the scalp was hardened. After a little kiss on Adele's mouth, he then retreated.

After Adele licked his lips with his tongue, he couldn’t help but say: "It’s weird, there’s not much feeling. Why are you so passionate about love kisses?”

Yelena immediately grabbed Adele's arm and pulled Adele out, while facing Gao Yang: "Dear. I know that you love me very much, remember that I love you very much, but I give it now. You have a chance to be alone with Cather, and you will see you later."

Yelena dragged Adele out of the ward, leaving only Gao Yang and Catherine.

Gao Yang and Yelena's two worlds lived well, and as a result, Yelena followed Catherine to the South Atlantic Ocean. The simple emotional life immediately became complicated. Joining a Catherine was enough, but now it has become a Three Kingdoms war.

Gao Yang walked over to Catherine's bed and looked confused and panicked. "What is going on here, can you explain it to me?"

Catherine looked like she was about to cry, and closed her eyes. Powerless: "Now I would rather die than face the embarrassing situation now, God, how can I become friends with Adele."

After that, Catherine opened her eyes and smiled bitterly: "Adele is a genius. She has a Ph.D. in psychology and a doctorate in law. Now she has a master's degree in animal behavior. She will have a doctorate. However, Adele’s emotional intelligence is almost zero. Her brain circuit is different from normal people. She can be said to be an idiot to some extent."

Gao Yang smiled bitterly: "To tell the truth, I found out, but I didn't see it before."

Catherine also smiled bitterly: "This world is very simple for Adele. All things are only divided into two categories, she likes and dislikes, people are the same, she likes and dislikes. Originally, she met People who don't like it will regard each other as the air, and when they meet their favorite, they will express the most fanatical side. She was regarded as a freak from an early age, no one likes a freak, but fortunately, now Adele I have grown a lot. When I was in contact with ordinary people, I was barely a normal person, but it was not very good. Now you and I were summarized by her to be a favorite class, so she immediately showed abnormality. one side."

Gao Yang said: "That is, Adele is a madman?"

Catherine shook her head and said: "No, she is not a madman, but her emotional intelligence is far behind IQ. Adele's IQ is 185, as high as Galileo, but her emotional intelligence should now be four or five years old. The child is almost the same, you should see it, she has no difference in thinking mode and children in terms of feelings."

Gao Yang shook his head and said: "It's hard to imagine a genius with an IQ of up to 185, but the mindset stays in a five-year-old."

After Catherine hesitated, she smiled bitterly: "Actually, according to Adele's extreme exclusivity in terms of feelings, and the characteristics of small benefits, the psychologist analyzes her emotional sentiment in dealing with feelings. At the age of three, according to her analysis of herself, she is in a baby state between two years and eight months to three years and four months. However, you don’t have to treat her as a child. In other respects, Adele’s performance. At least fifteen-year-old EQ."

Gao Yang suddenly shook his head and stunned: "Forget it, forget it, don't say Adele. Since it is like a child, it is like sending a child."

After throwing Adele's topic aside, Gao Yang looked at his body full of surveillance equipment, and Catherine, who had an infusion tube on both arms, could not help but feel soft.

Gao Yang originally wanted to tell Catherine that there was no possibility between them. But looking at Catherine's disguise, especially when she thought of Catherine to save Yelena, she would swallow it back. And turned to say: "Catherine, I, I am very grateful to you, hell, I don't know what to say."

Catherine smiled and said: "High, I don't want to ruin your relationship with Yelena. I never thought about it like that, so everything is gone, only when nothing happened."

Gao Yang nodded, but then shook his head again and smiled bitterly: "It’s only possible if nothing has happened."

Catherine sighed: "Sorry, it really caused a lot of trouble for you. If I didn't say anything to Yelena, sorry, I was thinking that I was dead. I don't want to put myself. The real thoughts were brought into the grave, so I would tell Yelena what I thought. I admit that I was selfish at the time."

Gao Yang scratched his head in distress and said: "Don't be stupid, you can be a saint with greatness, and you can get on the side with selfishness, but what do you do now? I used to really like you very much, but, I I already have Yelena, and I am not a person who can share love. Damn, I don't know what to say. It seems that my emotional intelligence is a level with Adele."

Catherine smiled again and said, "Well, if you want to repay me, then kiss me, can't be like Adele, I want an affectionate kiss, ending our impossible feelings with a kiss. Then let us continue to be ordinary friends."

PS: It’s too messy, spoof, haha.