Me, Captain of China

No one thought that Eriksson would be dismissed from get out of class.

It came too suddenly. Although I knew it was possible, it came too fast. In only three days, Eriksson could not bear it. He was exposed. You can imagine Eriksson in the end. How smelly it is.

Zheng Zhi didn't think of it himself. But he quickly exchanged the promise and personally remitted the money to the bank card of Eriksson's mistress.

The first person to crab is lucky.

The second person to eat crabs was late. When it was learned that the mistress really got Zheng Zhi's £50,000, Eriksson's second and third mistresses all jumped out.

Unfortunately, Zheng Zhi's reward was only given to the first one, and none of the latter were given this treatment. So they sacrificed in vain, but Eriksson's reputation will only get worse.

In fact, on the night after his dismissal, Eriksson fled England overnight, not knowing which island he ran to escape.

He was fired anyway, and he can still get his salary. The only losers are the England Football Association and the England national team. England still has to pay Erickson several million pounds.

The FA will definitely not be grateful to Zheng Zhi. If it can, the FA does not want this to happen. Now the FA has to look for a new coach for the England team. This is not easy to find...

But for Zheng Zhi, it was mixed.

For this reason, the Guardian conducted a fan survey who is the most annoying person for England fans?

There are a total of the following names.

Maradona

Zheng Zhi

Cantona:

Ferguson

Mourinho:

Terry:

Platini:

Moreno

Blatter

Schumacher.

The guys on this list are all top names, so no introduction is needed.

The results of the survey are amazing.

Zheng Zhi ranked first, he won 33 votes.

Mourinho ranked second, he felt 31.2 votes.

Ranked third is Terry. Terry's friend's wife made him go straight to third place. If this doesn't happen, it is estimated that he will not be on the shortlist. His vote rate is 11.

The three masters and apprentices directly divided 75 votes.

Ranked fourth is Ferguson. After years of working at Manchester United, it is impossible not to become a thorn in the eyes of fans outside of Manchester United. With Ferguson in it, it seems that it is difficult for other teams to get ahead, and it is no wonder that he is also on the list.

As for Maradona, who has made England fans the saddest? Instead, he ranked last. This shows that Maradona has conquered the Englishman with his skills. Although he has been abused by the king, in the eyes of the Englishman, maybe it is an honor?

In any case, Zheng Zhi, Mourinho and Terry have won the top three, they are all Chelsea.

The Chelsea club is now a club that everyone is calling for defeat. Mourinho and Zheng Zhi are big-mouthed players who often offend others, and Terry's reputation is bad.哽噺繓赽奇奇 Novel 蛧|w~w~

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Everything is reasonable.

At noon on Saturday, when Mourinho brought his large forces to Manchester, they were still unpopular here.

Although Manchester City played against Chelsea at home, a large number of Manchester United fans came outside the Highbury Stadium, holding up banners to mock Chelsea and Terry.

All kinds of mocking words were written on the banner.

"Ask your girlfriend if she has a leg with Terry."

"Be careful, Terry may have climbed into your bed!"

...

Maybe it's here to play psychological warfare. The rare Manchester City fans and Manchester United fans are on the same front and hope that Chelsea will lose. Both Manchester City and Manchester City need points.

But Chelsea told everyone with action that all this was in vain. Want unconventional means to make Chelsea lose? Unrealistic.

Only 7 minutes into the game, Chelsea opened the scoring by Lampard. Drogba's header passed back to Lampard. Lampard rushed to the spot. He volleyed from outside the penalty area and shot the ball. Into the theoretical blind spot, the Manchester City goalkeeper could only watch the ball fly into the goal.

In possession of the ball, Chelsea also have an absolute advantage, and Manchester City seems to be defeated at home.

Just three minutes later, Zheng Zhi and Frank Lampard played beautiful short passes in succession. Lampard knocked the ball into the penalty area. Zheng Zhi swiped across the center. Manchester City defender Dunn lost his position. The left foot still caught Zheng Zhi's calf, and Zheng Zhi fell and fell on the turf.

This should have been a penalty.

But the referee unexpectedly found that Zheng Zhi had flopped and gave Zheng Zhi a yellow card.

The penalty didn't come, but got a yellow card!

This is too much.

Zheng Zhi was very angry and ran to argue with the referee, but the referee still maintained the penalty and verbally warned Zheng Zhi. If Zheng Zhi is reckless, he will definitely give him another yellow card. If two yellows turn into one red, Then Zheng Zhi will go down.

Zheng Zhi immediately calmed down and stayed away from the place of right and wrong.

Mourinho jumped up on the sidelines, UU reading www. uukanshu. com was also swearing, but the referee also ran over and showed a yellow card.

The generals were all warned by yellow cards.

This is a very dangerous signal, but neither Mourinho nor Zheng Zhi realized it.

Then, in the 19th minute, in a normal tactical foul, Zheng Zhi received another yellow card. This yellow card turned Zheng Zhi's two yellows into one red and was directly expelled from the field.

This is Zheng Zhi's first red card in the Premier League.

"This is the ugliest sentence I have ever seen!"

In the end, Zheng Zhi couldn't bear it. He left such a sentence in front of the referee and walked off the court. It's over anyway, don't mind going crazy.

"Is this a conspiracy?"

"No yellow card is awarded for penalty kicks,"

"Then now because of a very slight movement, I am given a yellow card."

Martin Taylor, who explained the game, analyzed.

"I think,"

"This should have something to do with Eriksson."

"If it wasn't for the Chinese to expose Eriksson, he would not get this treatment."

"Maybe there is an invisible hand manipulating..."

Martin Taylor immediately used conspiracy theories to analyze Zheng Zhi's two yellow cards.

This means that Zheng Zhi was killed by the FA to signal the referee.

"No way?"

"This is a coincidence? The FA can't do this." Andy Gray didn't want to believe that this was a conspiracy theory.

"Everyone has misjudged times."

"Well, it may be a misjudgment, but it can be understood this way, or it is more targeted? Just look down on the Chinese, and then deliberately stare at him? You know, when a person is targeted, then the problem There will be more."

"Sure enough, only unconventional means can make Chelsea lose? This afternoon, there may be hope."

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