May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 90: :When the atmosphere is up, you don't care if the plot is reasonable!

   Voice-over: All the snow sculptures around are basically squint statues, with various omissions and no discipline, 80% of the description will be deleted by the starting point. The 3,000-character chapter prepared by the author may also become 200 words.

   This is true, it's definitely not that the author is lazy and deliberately doesn't describe it. After all, the reader's imagination is really terrible. For example, a normal banana, peeled, and sent into the mouth of a cute girl, may turn into a mosaic scene.

   Certain Pounce on the Street Author: Are you finished?

   Voiceover: I'm finished, so, can you loosen it for me?

  ……

   "Ah, it's almost like this..." Yin Shizuku pinched his chin to face his work in front of him: two solitary snowballs, "and then put a stick in the middle..."

   "Do you want the author to be cut in the middle?!" Xin Baji kicked a snowball with his kick and shouted at the same time.

   "Hey, what are you doing, bastard? Do you know how much work I took to make the ball on the left?" Yin Shishi rubbed his shoulder and complained.

   "What else do I want to ask you for?! How much trouble do you have to fill in for the author!!" Xin Ba Hao replied with a throat.

   "Silver sauce, the stick is ready Aru." Kagura walked over with a long stick made of snow and said, the stick is strange, the top shape is a bit strange...

   "Ah! What are you holding Kagura-chan?!" As he said, Xin Baji blocked the camera.

   "Xin Ba Ji, what are you doing? Although I don't know where you want to go crooked, but I tell you, this is [Armstrong Cycling Jet Armstrong Cannon]." Yin Shi looked at Xin Ba Ji and explained.

   "You said [Armstrong] twice, okay!" Xin Baji replied, pulling his neck, "Who are you lying to! Where is such an obscene cannon!"

"Really, adolescents only think about squinting things," Gintoki said while placing the stick in Kagura's hand in the middle of the two snowballs. "When it comes to [maru] [Bang] Ah, think about that."

   "Xin Ba Ji, you are so disgusting Aru, don't talk to me for now." Kagura said disgustedly.

   "Then what the **** is this..." Xin Ba Ji was defeated.

   "Ahhhhhhh, you guys are here too." Hasegawa's voice came.

   "Hasegawa-san! He is really alive! Unbelievable!" Xin Bajia said with emotion.

   "Hey! Why do you want to sigh with this! What I said should be dead!" Hasegawa vomited.

   "After all, the weather is so cold, if Hasegawa lives in a cardboard box..."

   "Don't worry, I have found a place to live this winter, temporarily stealing...with the help of a friend's house." Hasegawa replied.

"Hey, did you say the word [steal] just now? Did you mean to borrow to live in a friend's house secretly? I borrowed to live in a friend's house secretly without the friend's knowledge?" Yin Shi said blankly. , And at the same time glanced at Xin Ba Hao, "Xin Ba Hao, after returning home, remember to check the entire house and throw out all the things that should not be in the house! For example, Madao wearing sunglasses, sunglasses, or sun glasses. That kind!"

   "Hey?! Don't be Yinsang! Throw me out in this kind of weather, I will really freeze to death!" Hasegawa was anxious when he heard it, and quickly replied.

   "You really live in my house secretly! Do you want to live in someone else's house secretly without the owner's knowledge?!!!"

   But Hasegawa looked at Gintoki's work as if he hadn't heard it, and said with a little surprise: "Isn't this [Armstrong Cycling Jet Armstrong]? The degree of restoration is really high."

   "What?!" Xin Ba Hao was shocked, "Why do you know?! Is there really any?! Is there really such a thing?!"

   "This is the decisive weapon used by the wild wolves to fly to the castle tower of Edo to force Edo to establish the country." Gintoki explained.

   "What are you talking about?! Is our country defeated by such inferior artillery?!" Xin Bajia said in disbelief.

   "By the way, how come you are here? Did the owner of the house follow?" Gintoki ignored the words of Shinbachi, and once again said to Hasegawa on the side.

   "Don't say I'm like a dog!" Hasegawa retorted, "I participated in the competition as an individual player, and I heard that if I get the best prize, there will be a bonus."

   said, Hasegawa pointed to the statue to the side, to be precise, it was his own statue.

"Wow!" Xin Ba Haw just exclaimed, but then he reacted and murmured silently, "Why do you feel a little familiar? It's exactly the same as the scene in the park in Chapter 32. Sure enough, Jiang Chengsang's influence is not so much. It can be easily erased..."

"Park? Why do you know my dream?" Hasegawa wondered, "This is the scene in the dream when I woke up in the hospital. Soar freely in the sky like a pair of wings."

   "It just burned my brain..." Xin Baji replied in a low voice.

   "That must be Kami Sama's guidance! I have always believed so! So I named this work [Flying]!" Hasegawa said embarrassedly.

   However, at this time, Jiang Cheng came out in tears, "I knew it! I knew you hadn't completely forgotten me! You even regarded me as Kami Sama! I was really touched~"

   "No, it's not the same thing at first glance." Xin Ba Ji said with expressionlessly again.

   "What are you talking about? Brother?" Hasegawa wondered.

   "This work is just a semi-finished product!" Jiang Cheng seriously commented.

   "Hey? Really?" Hasegawa was surprised.

"Of course! If you want this work to have a soul, you forgot the indispensable one!" Jiang Cheng said solemnly, "That is! The sunglasses are not removed! The work without the sunglasses lacks its soul! Although It looks perfect at first glance, but for this I cannot give you full marks! Since it is flying, since it is freedom! The shackles of the whole body have been put away, why are there still sunglasses left!"

   "Hey? Really? Can I really get full marks by removing the sunglasses?" Hasegawa wondered, "Brother, are you bluffing me? Although what you said at first glance does make sense."

   "I also think it makes sense Aru!" After saying that, Kagura slammed a punch in the face of Hasegawa, Hasegawa himself, "That's it! Aru with full marks!"

   Hasegawa got up from the ground and wiped his nosebleeds, and looked at the sunglasses that had been broken into powder, "It's not here! It's the statue, right? Why remove my sunglasses!"

   "No, you, you have already got rid of the last bondage, congratulations, madao." With that, Jiang Cheng cast a relieved look at Hasegawa and applauded.

   "Congratulations!" Kagura also clapped his hands, following Jiang Cheng's example, casting a relieved look at Hasegawa.

After   , Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ji also did the same.

   "You..." Hasegawa murmured, then lowered his head and continued tearfully, "...Thank you..."

   "Why does he want to say thank you?" Xin Baji asked in a low voice to the silver hour.

   "I don't know, ask Kagura, I learned from her." Gintoki replied in a low voice, and looked at Kagura on the side.

   "I don't know Alu, I'm from my uncle." Kagura said and looked at Jiang Cheng aside.

   "The ghost knows." Jiang Cheng still smiled and replied, "Don't you think it is reasonable to do this in that atmosphere?"

   "So you don't know either?!!!"

  ……

   "Speaking of which, why is Jiang Chengsang here?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

   "It seems that your landlord invited Yue Yong, so he was pulled over." Jiang Cheng sighed and explained.

   "Hey? Really? Does Yoshihara have works too?" Shinbaji said in surprise, "I'm a little curious about how Yoshihara's works are~"

   Jiang Cheng didn't want to answer, he covered his face and drew circles on the ground.

"Hey, don't poke his sadness," Yin Shi grabbed the curiosity Xin Ba Hao and pointed to the huge snow sculpture not far away, "I can see it at a glance~www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Wow wow wow! That! The statue of Jiang Chengsang! It's really super like!" Xin Ba Hao said with emotion, and at the same time looked at his own work, "In this case, the first place is really like a foolish dream."

"Hey? Are you ready for the new Baji?" Jiang Cheng stood up and said, and at the same time looked at the work of the House of Everything, and said with emotion, "This is not [Armstrong Cycling Jet Armstrong Cannon]! The degree of restoration is really high. Ah hello."

   "Hey?! Why do you know Jiang Chengsang?! I'm the only one who doesn't know about it for a long time?!" Xin Bajiao was forced again.

   "Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Ba Jia in amazement, "Isn't this quite common? It exists everywhere in War and StarCraft."

   "Really?! Are the interstellar wars now being fought with such inferior cannons?!"

   "Can you listen to me to finish!" Jiang Cheng sighed and explained, "The abbreviation is W..."

  Before finishing, Jiang Chengcheng was turned over by Kagura and Yinshi.

   "W? What is W? What should be added after W? Is it S or C? Hello? Re-explain, hello!" Xin Ba Hao roared.

   "Oji-chan, if you win the first place, can you give me the prize~" Kazulan, who was in the spirit of Kagura, stared straight at Jiang Cheng with big eyes.

   "Although I really want to help Kagura-chan get the first place, but...I really don't want to be the first..." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said with some embarrassment.

   "Hey? Don't want to be the first? Why?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

   "Anyway, this first place really doesn't need anything at all, for reasons..." At this point, Jiang Cheng turned his face and didn't continue to say.

  

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