May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "How many times have you been here, how can you still be so happy?" Jiang Cheng vomited expressionlessly.

　　 "Don't children like such things?" Harita retorted with a small mouth.

　　 "There is no way, then take the roller coaster ten times and do two cordless bungee jumping and go back." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.

　　 "Do you want to kill me?!" Harita shouted at Jiang Cheng, "Ten times the roller coaster is already too much, what's the matter with the cordless bungee jumping behind?!"

"I should have said this sentence!" Jiang Cheng looked at the amusement park in front of him, and he really had a sentence in his heart that MMP didn't know if it should be said improperly, "You kid is too self-willed! Adults have their own affairs, OK? Why do I have to accompany you this little kid to the playground on this kind of rest day? Can I just use a perfunctory reason like "I am a kid"?!"

　　 "Aren't you talking about staying in the house and playing games?! I wouldn't be looking for you if Yueyong didn't have time!" Harita retorted.

　　 One big and one small stand at the gate of the playground, staring at each other with big eyes and small eyes, sometimes grinning taunting each other.

Jiang Cheng finally calmed his mood, he was not angry, he was not angry, he was just a kid, nine years ago he was just a little tadpole swimming in a man's [BEEP——]. In the end, the current Harita is at most only big tadpoles, no, I can't say that, at most it is only a frog.

　　Yes, Haruta is a small Toad Kat, not the Toad Kat during the Fourth Ninja War. Toad Kat is backed by a toad boss, and Haruta has two Toad bosses backed up, which is similar.

　　 Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng felt that Qing in front of him became more and more disgusting.

　　 "Hey, why do I feel you are thinking about something very rude?" Harita vomited blankly.

　　 "Actually, it's nothing..." Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes, "I just think Naruto was really too miserable when he was a child...uuuu~"

　　 "When did the topic come to Naruto?! What do you think of in your mind?! Do we really live in the same world?!"

　　 "Have you finally discovered it?" Jiang Cheng smiled and said, "That's right! We are creatures living in two worlds (children's world and adult's world)! Toad Ji!"

　　 "Good luck! What is the world of children and the world of adults! How are you like an adult!"

　　 "You must use honorifics to talk to your elders!" Jiang Cheng said sternly, "And even though I didn't admit it, it was the tutor your mother hired for you anyway. Give me a little respect! Smelly kid!"

　　 As he said, Jiang Cheng stretched out his fist and tapped Haruta's head lightly. Haruta was beaten into Mother Earth's arms, revealing only a small head with rolled eyes and foam.

"It seems that my trick is a little bit worse than the teacher..." Jiang Cheng knelt down to observe Harita's head, "This bag seems to be as smooth as the teacher's smashed. Forget it, no matter what, hurry up and accompany this little devil. It’s important to go back and play your own game after playing for a while!"

　　 As he said, Jiang Chengcheng dug Harita out of the ground. Without thinking, Jiang Chengcheng dragged Harita, who had fainted, towards the gate of the amusement park, but he just turned around and felt that there were a few strange lines of sight behind him.

　　 Jiangcheng turned around and found that an orangutan, a nicotine poisoning patient, and the trio of tremors were clamoring for something in the grass behind him.

　　 "Oh, what are you doing?" Jiang Cheng patted XIV on the shoulder familiarly, and asked with a squinted smile.

　　 was 14 and was shocked by Jiang Cheng who suddenly appeared, "When did you show up?! What is it about you! Can you not be so familiar!"

"It's really ruthless, Liu Haijun," Jiang Cheng made a stubborn mouth and made a somewhat regretful expression, "Obviously everyone is so familiar, and you have to pretend to be so ruthless, it's really uncomfortable~ Do you think it, Sou-go-kun?"

　　 "You can't blame Tufang Sang, boss." Sougo replied, "After all, Tufang's head has been poisoned by mayonnaise and nicotine for so long, it will inevitably be a little unconscious."

　　 "That's really a pity," Jiang Cheng said, as if suddenly thinking of something, "By the way, remember to post me an invitation when Liu Haijun's funeral."

　　 "Who is Liu Haijun?! Who is going to have a funeral?! And why do you two look so familiar!" Fourteen frantically complained.

　　 "Why does he look so angry?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice in Zongwu's ear.

　　 "Actually, the first two chapters should have the part of Zhensengumi, but it seems to have been deleted by a street writer, so I am a little unhappy..." Zongwu explained in a low voice.

　　 "Fourteen, who is this?" asked Matsudaira Kata Lihu who had been beside him.

　　 looked at the uncle in front of him who had a big back, sunglasses, a sniper rifle in his hand, and a red scarf in such a hot weather. Jiang Cheng cast a questioning look at Zou Wu next to him.

　　 But before Sougo could answer, Kondo on the side replied first: "This is Yoshihara's Jiang Chengjun. In short, he is also our old acquaintance."

　　 "Can you not open your eyes and talk nonsense! How come you are an old acquaintance! I have never met a few times, OK!" Fourteen vomited.

　　 "What do you mean? Fourteen," Kondo continued with a tone of condemnation, "We have established a good cooperative relationship with Jiang Chengsang! It is simply a friend of my soul!"

With that said, Kondo recalled the scene when Jiang Cheng gave him Yoshihara coupons. It was deeply emotional, touching, heart-warming, and empathetic... The cordial condolences really made Kondo couldn’t even today. forget……

　　 Kondo said with tears to Jiang Cheng, "By the way, did you have any coupons like that last time... Wow!"

　　 Before he finished speaking, Kondo was knocked over by Fourteen.

　　 "Is it all about that kind of thing?!" Fourteen shouted, "That's bribery! Let's bribe openly! At this time you are still asking others to bribe you openly! Do you have a problem with your brain?!!!"

　　 "This is the chief of our true selection team, Matsudaira Kata Lihu, Matsudaira!" Kondo stood up and wiped his nosebleed, and continued.

　　 "Oh, that's it, hello," Jiang Cheng said hello to Matsuhira.

　　 Looking at Jiang Cheng holding the umbrella, Mr. Matsudaira thought for a second and came up with a good plan.

"Huh? Yoshihara's? So this task is right for you!" Matsuhira said, handing the sniper rifle in his hand to Jiang Cheng, and pointed to a short maroon hair in the distance, wearing pink The pretty girl in the kimono continued, "All the opposite **** who appeared next to that girl will be wiped out! The people in Yoshiwara must be very good at dealing with stinky men, right."

　　 "Qiaodou sack!" Fourteen felt something wrong, "What do you mean by obliterating all the opposite **** who appeared next to that girl? I thought it was a secret mission! Is it just to ruin the daughter's date?!"

　　 "Ah, here it is!" Jiang Cheng saw an abnormally dressed man walked up to the girl through the quasi-mirror and began to talk and laugh.

　　 "Yo Xi, I count one, two, three and you will shoot." Matsudaira said, "One!..."

　　 "Not good!" Fourteen reacted and would rush to stop, but...

　　Matsuhira just finished counting one. Jiang Chengcheng fired the shot first, but because he forgot to include the wind speed, Jiang Cheng's gun was empty. Fortunately, the gun was silenced and was not found.

　　 "It's a pity, I want to hit that kid's special penetrating weapon, but I didn't expect that his weapon is much shorter than the average male weapon, and it didn't hit it~" Jiang Cheng said regretfully.

　　 "Hey! You really shot! And why did you shoot at one! What about two and three?! Also, why did you shoot at that part! Why?!" Fourteen cursed.

"Well, I'm a person who doesn't want to follow instructions. I'm very annoyed by counting one, two, three and shouting something to start. As for the stupid question of why you should shoot at that part, Don’t you know the answer if you just think about it? That’s the [weapon]. Isn’t it normal to destroy the opponent’s [weapon] first?" Jiang Cheng replied naturally~www.wuxiaspot.com~ In short, you should put the gun first. lay down! "With that, the fourteenth took the gun in Jiang Cheng's hand, "Although that is also a [weapon] in a certain sense, it is clearly not in this situation now!" "

　　 "No, I don't agree with this," Jiang Cheng retorted, "In front of that girl, maybe he is ready to [fire and launch]!"

　　 "I agree with this!" Kondo nodded and said, "After all, I am ready to fire every day in front of Miao!"

　　 "Your head is thinking about firing and launching three hundred and sixty-five days a year!" Fourteen retorted furiously, "Can you please stop irritating Uncle Matsudaira! You are all trembling with anger!"

　　 "Don't worry!" Jiang Cheng's words prevented Shiv from arguing with Kondo, but the next moment... "Uncle, don't worry, I won't be free for the next shot!"

　　 "It's not that worry!" Fourteen roared.

"You don't understand anything, how touching the uncle's mood for his daughter's sake! This is the great father's love! You who are not a father will never experience it!" He said, Jiang Cheng's tone began to soften Get up, "Imagine if you have a daughter after you get married and watch your daughter grow up day by day, suddenly one day! A boy who looks like a rascal hugs your daughter and shows up at your house calling you [Father] How do you feel?!"

　　 Kondo/14/Sougo/Matsuhira: "Kill him!"

　　 "Yo Xi, then the united front is now..." Jiang Cheng nodded and said, "Then next..."

　　 "Yeah, you're so big!" Fourteen said, he punched Jiang Cheng, "Don't fan the flames here, okay?!"