May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "No, I didn't mean that..." Xin Baji quickly denied.

　　 "The unsuccessful people don't need to talk nonsense with him, even if they find fault, they will beat him up." Fourteen hugged his hand and said with emotion, "It's been a long time."

　　 Sougou nodded, too.

　　 "No, it's better to pierce him." Ah Miao said.

　　 "Isn't it better to be crushed?" Fourteen answered.

　　 "Pull it out, then tear it to pieces." A Miao continued with a smile on his face.

　　 "Slowly approach, the whole slapped him like a fly!"

　　 The fourteenth had just finished, and the new eight jokes separated quickly, "Hey! You two are terrible!"

"What the New Eight Haws said, how can you do that kind of thing?! After catching someone, you can hand it over to me. I promise that he will never appear in this world again, forever." Jiang Cheng walks Come over, said with a smile on his face.

　　 "You are the most dangerous one, okay! I can't imagine it at all!" The new eight chicks spouted wildly, but immediately reacted, "Jiang Chengsang, why are you covered in dust?"

　　 "Ah, it was really hard to bury the [landmine analogue] just now." Jiang Cheng said, rubbing his waist.

　　 At this time, Xin Ba Ji glanced into the bag on the ground, "Hey! Why is it empty! Are all buried?!"

　　 "Finish work, Alu!" Kagura ran over to the dust covered in the same dust, and saluted Jiang Cheng.

　　 "Yo Xiyo Xi, buy what you like." Jiang Cheng took out several ten thousand yuan bills and handed them to Kagura.

　　 took the money, Kagura ran away excitedly.

　　 "Report, mission completed!" Kondo also ran over in dust.

　　 "Buy the banana you like." Jiang Cheng took out a few coins and handed them to Kondo.

　　 "Thank you!" Kondo took the coin and was about to leave, but he suddenly reacted, "Why should I buy a banana! As I said, I am not a gorilla! I just look alike!"

　　 But Jiang Cheng ignored him, "Then, wait for that **** to come!" After speaking, he laughed, and A Miao and Fourteen also laughed.

　　 "Hey, enough for the three of you!"

　　……

　　 At night, the bright moon is in the sky.

　　 A group of people lay in ambush in the bushes next to the wall. Not far from them is the main house. Under the eaves of the main house is a clothes rack. Only a pair of trousers used as bait is hung on the clothes rack.

　　 "Why do you only bite me?" Yin Shimo asked the mosquito off his face.

　　 "Because silver paste, your blood is the sweetest Aru." Kagura said.

　　 "Why hasn't that perverted thief come? I can't wait." Jiang Cheng held his umbrella and looked around.

　　 "That's right," Xin Baji helped his glasses, "Isn't it not coming today? Or is it never coming?"

　　 "What are you kidding?!" Jiang Cheng suddenly became unhappy, "What about the **** free experience tour I prepared for him!"

　　 "Don't worry, it will come," Gin Shiki said aloud.

　　 "Why do you say he will come?" Xin Baji asked.

　　 "There is such a bragging pair of **** Aru hanging here, how could the underwear thief miss it," Kagura replied.

　　 "It's because it's too explicit! It looks like a trap at a glance, OK!" Xin Baji retorted.

　　 "Xinjiang, for the thief, the more difficult it is to achieve the goal, the more excited it will be." Ah Miao said.

　　 "Suga is exactly the same as Kaito Kidd~" Jiang Cheng echoed, "I know there are traps, but I still want to go."

　　 "Soda Soda." Except for the new eight, everyone at the same time held their hands and nodded.

　　 "Why do you make your own personal settings for him?!" Xin Baji retorted, "What if you are a coward?"

"Don't worry, if he doesn't come, wouldn't it be okay to blow up the entire Edo into the sky?" Jiang Cheng patted the shoulder of Xinba Hao and said, while looking at Sougoto aside, "Is that right? Okita-kun? ~"

　　 "What the boss said is reasonable~ Not only the underwear thieves, but even the soil mulberry can go to the sky~ Then I am the deputy head of the Zhenseng team~" Sougo replied with a refreshing expression.

　　 "Enough! You two natural S!" Xinbaji couldn't help but said, "Blast Edo to the sky, and there will be no Zhensengumi!"

　　 "It makes sense," Sougo said, squeezing his chin, but suddenly his inspiration flashed, "Then just blow up the earth mulberry in places other than Zhensengumi."

　　 "Reassure, I will give you a place to live in Yoshihara then." Jiang Cheng promised, clapping his chest.

"I did not mean that……"

　　 Xin Ba Ji was interrupted by Yin Shi before he finished speaking.

　　 "Don't yell, what if the thief is scared away?" Yin Shizuo frowned and said impatiently.

　　 "I want to abolish you. I still have to stay here in such a hot day." Xin Ba Ji turned his head and said to Yin Shi.

　　 "What are you talking about, Hun Dan?! Believe it or not, I made your second cake invisible?!" With that, Yin Shi pinched Xin Ba Ji.

On the side, Zongwu and Shisi had already pinched, and Jiang Cheng was still adding fuel and jealousy to the side, "Just cut off the bangs, why do you face the neck every time? Your knife skills are really bad, Okita Lord."

　　 In short, just like this, you push me to fight, and the small chaos turned into a big chaos, and everyone except Kondo participated in it.

　　 "I said you stopped, don't fight." Kondo, who became an idler, persuaded from the side, "Because the weather is too hot, everyone is in a bad mood, right. Yo West, then take a rest."

　　 But everyone still didn't stop the chaos, but several different voices came from the melee...

　　 Jiang Cheng: "Shut up, gorilla!"

　　 Silver Time: "Shut up, you are defeated!"

　　 A Miao: "Shut up, shit!"

　　 Kagura: "Shut up, Muyu!"

　　14: "Shut up, miso bread!"

　　 Sougo: "Shut up, gorilla!"

　　 Jiang Cheng: "I have already said it!"

　　 Sougo: "Oh, then shut up, chimpanzee."

　　 Kondo’s face darkened, and tears burst into his eyes, “It’s all because of the hot weather. It’s all the bad weather~ Let’s go buy something iced so that everyone can calm down a little bit.”

　　 Jiang Cheng: "Ice Coke!"

　　 Kagura: "Red bean shaved ice!"

　　 Silver Time: "Any parfait!"

　　 A Miao: "Haagen-Dazs!"

　　 Sougo: "The more expensive the better!"

　　14: "A big bowl of beef rice with mayonnaise, and a big bottle of 500ml drink!"

　　 New Eight: "I want tea!"

"Okay, I'll buy it back right away, and you guys will be nice to me." Kondo said as he turned his head and left, while still muttering constantly, "I can't do anything with this group of guys." But just after speaking, I heard under my feet. There was the sound of [DiDiDi], and then a huge explosion sounded.

　　 Everyone also stopped fighting and looked at Kondo, who was lying on the ground in the bomb pit.

　　 "Ah, Kondo-san exploded." A Miu covered her mouth and made a surprise look.

　　 "It must be because of the hot Aru." Kagura waved his hand and said.

　　 "So it exploded," Fourteen took over.

　　 "How could it be that he stepped on the landmine he had buried himself?" Yin Shizie said, "I don't know where I buried it and walked around. It's an idiot."

　　 After speaking, everyone laughed at the same time.

　　 "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, wait a minute," Xin Baji took the lead in reacting, "Could it be that no one remembers where the landmine is?"

　　 At this time everyone finally reacted.

　　 "Oops, the grandpa who will deliver the newspaper tomorrow will step on it." A Miao said aloud.

　　 "Don't worry! Isn't this the wall?" Jiang Cheng said, patted the wall behind him, jumped up and stood on the wall, at the same time Jiang Cheng heard the sound of [Dididi] under his feet...

　　 Jiang Chengpu Street...

　　 "Why, why are there mines on the fence?" Jiang Cheng asked intermittently when he got up.

　　 "Didn't you say that you don't miss every place, Aru?" Kagura raised his hand and said.

"Is it all your fault?!" Xin Ba Hao roared, "Wait a minute, except for this area..." Xin Ba Hao said and looked at the entire yard, "Are all the mines buried?" !"

　　 But just then, a man’s laughter came from the roof, "Hahahahahahaha..."

　　 "That guy, that guy is..." Xin Baji said in disbelief.

　　 At this moment, a man with a bright red crotch cloth covering his face and wearing only a pair of shorts jumped onto the main house. But before speaking, I heard the voice of [Dididi], followed by a loud explosion.

　　 "That...Are there mines on the roof too?" Xin Baji asked with a black line on his face.

　　 "Well, because [every place can't be let go] Aru." Kagura nodded and said.

　　 "Hey! Our house was blown to the sky first!" Xin Ba Hao roared.

　　 "A small sacrifice is inevitable, and, don't worry, the orangutan will bear the compensation." Jiang Cheng wiped his nosebleed and said.

　　 "Even if you say that..." Xin Baji squeezed, "Ah, it's not the time to say this! How about that underwear thief? Is anyone going to check it out? There seems to be no sound."

　　 "It's all bombs, how could someone be so stupid to look in the past?" Jiang Cheng said with a grin.

　　 "Who is to blame! Who is to blame for all this!" Xin Ba Chi snorted angrily.

　　 "Don't worry, I just called the police. It is said that the director and deputy director of the Zhenseng team who are patrolling outside will come to clear the landmines." Jiang Cheng replied.

　　 "Hey, these two people are here now!" Xin Baji shouted again.

　　 "Hey? Really." Jiang Cheng was surprised.

　　 "Hey! Is it okay to pretend to be surprised?!"

　　 "Hahaha, this is far more difficult..." The abnormal underwear thief's voice just sounded, but he just took a step forward, and the voice of [Dididi] sounded again...

　　 "Hey, I didn't even look at it! This is the first time! This is too miserable! The whole body is hurt!" Xin Ba Hao covered his eyes and said.

"I won't give up... These alone can't defeat me!" Finally, the man stood up again~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The man who took one step at a time was finally only the last few steps away. Go to the eaves.

　　 "Stop! If you continue like this, you will...dead!" Gintoki shouted.

"The perverts, rascals, perverts, paranoias of the whole country... are still waiting for me to go back... their... voices... are... giving me strength..." As he said, the underwear thief swayed again Took a step forward.

　　【DiDiDi】……

　　 boom...

　　 "That, it seems to be over..." Xin Baji couldn't help but said.

　　 "Ah, it's really over."

　　 "Sure enough, it's over."

　　 Everyone said in a rush.

　　 "Then, what shall we do?" Xin Ba Ji asked again.

　　 "Yes, what should I do?"

　　 "What should I do?"

　　 "It hurts my brain, what should I do?"

　　 Everyone said rushingly again.

　　 "Don't worry, isn't there an orangutan mine clearing machine?" Jiang Cheng said, pointing to Kondo who was still lying in the pit.

　　 "Really! Unexpectedly, there is an apes demining machine here, Jiang Chengsang's eyes are really good." A Miao praised.

　　 "Then, please, gorilla!"

　　……

　　 That night, the entire Edo heard the screams and uninterrupted explosions of a certain orangutan...

　　……

　　 Yoshihara.

"Well, Yueyue, your **** seem to have been misplaced by me and put them in Jiang Chengsang's room..." As if thinking of something, Sun Wheel suddenly said, "I wanted to find Jiang Chengsang. The dirty clothes were washed together, and as a result, you forgot your panties..."

　　 Yueyue: "..."

　　 Haruta: "……"