May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 37: : The perverted thief and the righteous thief are basically two different things!

   "What?!" Jiang Cheng was sitting in a restaurant while stuffing food in his mouth, shouting, "What the **** is that?!"

Things should start from this morning. Originally, Jiang Cheng Jindian got up happily and prepared to play his newly bought game, but when he got up, he found out that there was a lace cutout pant in front of his bed. Jiang Cheng was curious. I picked it up, but Yue Yong and Haru, who was pushed into this scene, saw it too...

   Thinking of Yueyong and Haruta's scum-like eyes, Jiang Cheng explained that they both had that kind of eyes anyway. Even walking on Yoshihara Street, Jiangcheng felt that passers-by were looking at him with the same eyes...

"How could I be that kind of person!" Jiang Cheng stood up and shouted, shocking the entire restaurant. Then Jiang Cheng continued to sit down, venting his anger at the hill-like food in front of him. I didn’t notice the trio and Ah Miao on the next table at all...

   "Well, what's going on with that?" Xin Ba Ji looked at Jiang Cheng on the side table with a black line and asked Xiang Yinshi.

   "Who knows?" Yin Shi still ate his parfait on his own.

"A lot of food, I now kind of understand why Yinsang said that Jiang Chengsang's stomach is another dimension..." Xin Ba Hao said with emotion, but then he reacted again, "Hey! I didn't seem to be talking about this when I came out today. Right! It's about the underwear thief!"

   But Ah Miao pressed Xin Ba Hao’s head on the table, "I’m in the way! I don’t know if Jiang Chengsang likes fried eggs..."

   "It's probably not something you like or not..." Xin Ba Hao whispered, "If it's your sister, your fried egg, you can't swallow it anyway."

   "Xinjiang, what did you say?" A Miao looked at Xin Ba Ji with a smile on her face.

"Nothing, nothing," Xin Ba Ha hurriedly replied, "Speaking of which Jiang Chengsang seems to like Chinese food, and doesn't like fishy food. Hey! We seem to be here to discuss underwear thieves! It's all your business!"

   "Don't underestimate fried eggs! Isn't fried eggs Chinese food?! Even Chinese people can't not eat fried eggs!" Ah Miao said, giving Xin Ba Jia another a chestnut.

   "Well, if there is nothing wrong, we will leave first..." Gintoki raised his hand and said, at this time, the food in front of Gintoki and Kagura had been taken care of by the two.

   "Wait, wipe your mouth and just want to go. What's the difference between men who don't recognize people when they put on their pants." Ah Miao said with a smile, but she shuddered when she looked at Yin Shi.

   "Haha, what are you talking about, then, what the **** is it?" Yinshi said haha.

   "In fact, it's an underwear thief. During the time I was living in the House of All Things, my sister's underwear was hit twice. Is there any good countermeasures?" Xin Baji said helplessly.

   "Hmm, underwear thief?" Gintoki said, propping his chin, "I heard that people in the past don't wear **** under kimono, whether it's a little girl or a girl, or a little princess."

   "Is there any difference between what you said," Xin Ba Ji said helplessly again, "Even if you enumerate, also say something like [grandma] [aunt] [girl]."

   "Idiot! Only girls are allowed to talk about topics like [sports shorts] and [not wearing panties]." Gintoki Yoshito said.

   "Well, only Uncle Aru can talk about [sports shorts]." Kagura added.

   "A lie?!" Xin Ba Ji was a little surprised.

   "You can't talk about pants," Yin Shi added again.

   "Someone still talks about it these days." Xin Bajia vomited.

   "The worst thing is that [T-back]. That thing took away the shyness of the girl and the fun of the boy." Gin Shiki said with a hand in his arms.

   "I have Aru with short pants." Kagura interjected.

   When I heard it, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ji were a little unbelievable.

   "What nonsense are you talking about! Lie!" Gintoki said to Kagura.

   "It's not a lie, I have a pair of **** that I have worn for too many years, and only the belt is left." Kagura replied solemnly.

   "What kind of **** are they?" The corners of Xin Ba Ji's eyes twitched.

   "In a sense, it's also cintage **** Aru." Kagura replied.

"An antique that is worthless, throw it away." Yin Shi waved his hand and said, "After all, the ancients don't need it, no one wears it. I really envy the ancients, hehe", Yin Shi showed a look of yearning." You are a princess, but under the kimono, there is no elegance. This contrast is good. She looks virtuous but unrestrained and passionate...

However, Ah Miao did not give Yinshi the opportunity to sigh with emotion, and hit Yinshi’s face with a fist, "I’m not interested in listening to your pant theory! My favorite fighting shorts were stolen. Soul light!" After speaking, Ah Miao once again glanced at Jiang Cheng who was gorging on the table next to him, and found that he hadn't been seen the way he was just now, so he could not help but sit down again with a sigh of relief.

   "Fighting panties...Who are you going to duel with, big sister?" Yin Shizie said while covering his nose with a napkin.

   "Kid, listen up, in certain times and occasions, you can win with one book! Don't underestimate it." Ah Miao replied with a smile.

   "What the **** do you want me to do? To regain the winning weapon of the duel? Will you be able to calm down if you take it back?" Gin Shiki asked cautiously.

   "Retake the **** and kill the thief for the blood sacrifice." A Second said with a smile.

   "Hey, don't use such a refreshing expression to say such harsh words! Sister!" Xin Bajia reminded.

   "The underwear thief is a woman's public enemy Aru! Big sister, let me wish you a hand!" Kagura interjected.

   "Kagura sauce..." said Ah Miao and stood up, "That's a good point, come with me, let our sisters join hands to make him!" After speaking, Ah Miao and Kagura went out.

   A Miaoshun took and greeted Jiang Cheng on the table next to him. However, Jiang Cheng hadn't noticed at all, he just felt as if someone had greeted him, and he hummed without looking up. And Kagura took the sheep from Jiang Cheng's table and took a bunch of food.

"Wait, wait a minute, you will kill you!" Xin Ba Haw called out to stop, but it was too late. The two had already walked out of the store. "This has happened, and the most brutal combination has formed. What about this? Do it? Yinsang."

   "It's okay, isn't the prisoner right here?" Gintoki said as he pointed his finger under the table.

   Shinbaji looked along and saw Kondo crouching under the table.

   "Masaka?!" Kondo interrupted Shinbaji as soon as he was about to speak.

   "Soul Dan! Don't you suspect that I can't make it?!" Kondo exclaimed, "I am a samurai! How could it be possible to do such a despicable act of stealing underwear!"

   "There is no samurai in the world who is a stalker," Gintoki said as he walked to Jiang Cheng's table and sat down.

   "Even if I am a stalker, I will never steal underwear!" Kondo climbed out of the table and retorted, "Be careful, I sue you!"

   "Now we are going to sue you this bastard." Xin Baji said.

   "In the future, Shinsengumi will disband, ah, it's really gratifying." Gintoki said as he picked up the sweets on Jiang Cheng's table and began to eat.

   "Wait, take a look at this first," Kondo hurriedly took out a newspaper and handed it to Xinbaji.

   "Ah, what's this?" Xin Baji opened the newspaper, "Haunted again!! Weird thief crotch cloth mask."

"The **** thief who recently made trouble on the street, dressed as the name is very weird, covered his face with a bright red crotch cloth, wearing only a pair of shorts and running into the night, stealing beautiful girls' panties, and then To the unloved men...He is a very weird guy..." Kondo just finished speaking, and Jiang Cheng here can't sit still.

   "Hey, is what you orangutan said just now is true?" Jiang Cheng pulled Kondo's collar with a kind smile on his face.

   "...Hey, could it be that Jiang Chengsang is also..." Before the new eight jokes finished speaking, they were startled by Jiang Cheng's eyes.

"That guy, definitely want to kill him!" Jiang Cheng smiled sullenly, "not only ruined my uncle's innocence, but also insulted me! I definitely want to kill him! Even if Edo is razed to the ground, this uncle will also do it. Kill him, hahahahahaha."

"Hey~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Yinsang, things seem to be getting worse and worse. You can say a few words quickly." Xin Ba Haw just turned his head after speaking, and saw Yin Shi take it out of his arms. A little trousers.

   "That's it, these **** have this meaning." Yin Shizuo said to himself, "I thought it was Santa's gift."

   "So you received it too!" Xin Ba Chi was full of black lines, "Besides, how can there be Santa Claus at this time now!"

"You two, did you receive it? Hahaha, that's a medal for a man who is unloved!" Kondo said and laughed, but for a moment he was frightened by Jiang Cheng who was erupting with special arrogance. .

   "What are you talking about? You orangutan? Do you want to go to **** so much? Do you want to be reincarnated so much? Huh?" Jiang Cheng's eyes flashed fiercely, like beasts.

   "Nothing, I actually received it too." Kondo said as he took out a pair of **** from his chest, and knelt down with Aijiang Cheng, "Please don't eat me! Orangutan meat is not delicious!"

   "Hey, you two, since we all have the same experience, then... let's kill him together!" Jiang Cheng helped Kondo up and said, but his face was still smiling.

   "Kill...kill some..." Kondo was frightened by Jiang Cheng's eyes again before he finished speaking, "Hi!"

   "How about you? Silver Time?"

   "Huh, it's just a pervert, what a righteous thief," Yin Shi tore the **** in his hands, "Why do you think this uncle is loved by no one, that bastard!"

   "Then, let's get rid of him together." Jiang Cheng said and dragged Kondo and Gintoki to the door. When he reached the counter, Jiang Cheng did not forget to check out.

   "Wait, I actually have a plan to say..." Yin Shi said...

  

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