May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Hey, what the **** is going on? Why did Haru call out so hard that Dr. Sunrin still didn't look at him?" Xin Ba Ji looked at Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong and asked.

　　 "Ah, this is actually for a reason..." Jiang Cheng smiled embarrassedly.

"what reason?"

“I used to say [It’s boring to stay high every day~] and so on. Then I bought her a pair of invisible wireless earphones, with high-fidelity sound effects, surround stereo 3D sound, and completely cut off outside sounds. Take it, there is only you in the whole world! Now you don't need 98000 or 58000 to buy it, you can take it home as long as 18888! Boy, my heart is not as good as..." Jiang Cheng was overturned by Xin Bajia before he finished speaking.

　　 "It turns out that it's all your fault!"

　　 "What is called is my fault! It's just that the author has forgotten Harita! Only now I think of filling in the hole! It's all the fault of the author!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

　　...

　　 "You are putting the cart before the horse. Do you think your mother will be happy because of doing something like that to meet your mother?" Mother-in-law Dengshi said while smoking a cigarette.

　　 Harita wiped away her tears and looked at the mother-in-law Dengshi.

"Let’s work here, although it is not enough for you to meet the woman in Yoshihara, but there is always some help. So, thief or something, don’t do it anymore." Mother-in-law Toshi said, Harita couldn’t help being red again. Got an eye.

　　 "Thank you so much..."

　　...

　　 At night, Haruta was dragged by the new eight to take a bath and fell asleep upstairs.

　　And downstairs, in the Dengshi Xiaodian, Jiang Cheng, Yueyong, Shinbachi, Kagura, and Yinshi are discussing plans in front of the bar.

"...Finally, the hero Harita defeated the Demon King Night King, and finally saw his mother!" Jiang Cheng said, could not help but leave tears, "How about this plan? Absolutely the best of the year. RPGgame!"

　　 "It's rotten to the point of scumbag! What a vulgar plot! The plot designed by you, who has never loved playing RPG games since childhood, is as bad as shit!" Gin Shishi couldn't help but roar.

　　 "I think my role can be a little richer for Aru. For example, if Haruta collects 100 vinegar kelp, he can get the help of Kagura sauce, so the plot will be more complete Aru." Kagura said from the side.

　　 "It should be revised like this..." Gintoki said and started writing and drawing on the paper.

　　 "Here will also be changed..." Xin Baji grabbed the pen and said.

　　 "Here also..."

　　 "Here too..."

　　...

　　 So, a bad script called [Haruta·Agarwood·Otsuki Black to Save His Mother] was officially completed...

　　 "Hey, it seems to be worse!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help shouting after reading the script.

　　 "It's really unexpected that the heir of the Yewang Fengxian is such a person." Grandmother Dengshi couldn't help but sigh as she looked at Jiang Cheng.

　　 "Then, Auntie, Harita will leave it to you during this time~" Jiang Cheng said as he took out an envelope from his body and handed it to Granny Dengshi.

　　 But Granny Dengshi did not accept the envelope, "No, I can relax with one more kid."

　　 "Thank you very much, then." Jiang Cheng said with his hands folded.

　　...

　　 Unknowingly, a period of time passed, Haruta has now completely changed a person, the whole person has begun to become clean, and the expression in his eyes has also become soft. The whole transformation was a big success! All that remains...

　　 "Today, the plan is about to officially begin. The actors in Yoshiwara are already in place, and you must learn the lines by heart." Jiang Cheng couldn't help reminding.

　　 "Hey, I didn't expect that one day I would also accompany my children to play house wine. It's really an irritating kid." Yin Shig glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.

　　 "What are you talking about, Yinshi, I remember that your personality was bad when you were a kid. No matter how you compare, Haru Tae-kun is much more cute than when you were a kid." Jiang Cheng replied.

　　 "Hey, did Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang know each other when they were young?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

　　 "Well, Yin Shi has been like this since he was a child, picking his nostrils all day long, I didn't expect it to be deducted for 20 years, and I don't know how big a piece of nose can be deducted for 20 years." Jiang Cheng replied.

　　 "I can't imagine it." Xin Ba Hao said with emotion, "Yin Sang's nostrils may be like a black hole. He unconsciously sucked Yin Sang's hand into it, and he couldn't get rid of it for 20 years."

"Do you think so too?! Haha, I think so too. It's hard to imagine what a person would look like if he could buckle his nostrils for 20 years. But I understood when I saw silver, I buckled my nostrils for 20 years. It will become like him, with naturally curly silver hair with no motivation at all." Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, and he felt that there was a chill behind him, and it was getting heavier.

　　 "You two apologize to all the silver-haired natural curls! Ah, no, apologies to my nostrils!" Ginshiro said that he had pressed the heads of Xin Ba Hao and Jiang Cheng on the table.

　　...

Voiceover: Haruta, the brave who has assembled his partners (natural curly silver hair, glasses in human skin, and vinegar kelp girl), finally came to Yoshiwara. Tonight, can he go to the last level and defeat the Demon King (Night King), So we rescued our mother, let's wait and see, now we are advancing to an ad~

(commercial time…)

　　...

　　 "Can it really be done? Yinsang, I always feel a little scared..."

　　 Harita constantly looked around her, fearing that something bad would happen.

　　At this time, the trio of Haruta and Wanshiya had sneaked into Yoshihara (Jiang Cheng put it in deliberately), and it should be said that they hadn't walked far after entering the gate.

　　 "We will definitely let you see your mother! Don't worry about Aru!" Kagura said with a confident pat on his chest.

But just after finishing speaking, Kagura exclaimed, "Ah! I encountered a trap, Aru! Now I can only save me by collecting a hundred vinegar kelp! Hurry up! The place where you put the vinegar kelp is two hundred meters in front of you. Aru under the slate!" After speaking, Kagura collapsed directly to the ground.

"Trap? What trap? Why didn't I see anything! Could it be poisoned?! Then why are we fine? And why vinegar kelp can detoxify? Why is there vinegar kelp under the stone slab 200 meters ago? Why are you Will you know? There are too many slots! I don't know where to start complaining! "Qing is too messy.

"Because Kagura-chan is not a human being on earth, this poison only targets Kagura-chan, so we are fine, and Kagura-chan has the ability to [detect the position of all vinegar kelp within two hundred meters]. Rounded the past.

　　 "Really?" Haruta asked uncertainly.

　　 "Really, of course it is true! Sa! Hurry up, brave! The task of saving Kagura-chan is left to you!" Gintoki patted Haruta on the shoulder and said.

　　 "Okay... okay." Haruta said and started tentatively moving in the direction of Kagura.

"Hey, Kagura-chan, your acting skills are too bad! I finally helped you clear this lie. At least find an acceptable reason next time!" Xinba Haw whispered to the **** lying on the ground. Le said, "Kagura, Kagura? Kagura! Why are you falling asleep? Hey!"

　　 "The vinegar kelp is back, let's detoxify it quickly, Sister Kagura!" At this time, Haruta hurried back with the vinegar kelp he found.

　　 But at this time, Kagura is still screaming...

　　Gin Shiki quietly kicked Kagura, and Kagura finally rubbed his eyes and stood up, "Where is this? Is it time for lunch?"

　　 "Is this... is this the poison that can disrupt memory?!" Haruta's eyes were misted, "For me, to do this for me..."

　　 Silver hour: "..."

　　 New Eight: "..."

In this way, the four began to challenge the sand sculpture levels one after another (for example, when collecting two bottles of strawberry milk to save the silver that was suddenly depressed, or wiping the glasses of the new eight chicks to wake up the sleeping new eight chicks, and then collecting two of them. The little lace that fell on the ground came to defeat a Baihua member and collect three pieces to recruit a Baihua member for his own use... and so on). Although it was dangerous, it finally came to the final boss. The residence of the Night King.

　　 At this time, the night king (Jiang Cheng) is working hard to recite the lines...

"Gin Sang, I finally came here! Hurry up! We..." Harita said with joy, but just now, Jiang Cheng has come behind Harita, kicking Yinshi, Kagura, and Shinpachi. Haw all kicked off. The three of them instantly fell to the ground and vomited blood to play gg.

　　 "Ginsan! Sister Kagura! New Mynah!" Harita exclaimed.

"Are you able to come here, kid, you have the qualifications to challenge me! As long as you can defeat my Yewangjiang...Fengxian, you can meet your mother! Come on! PS: Collect the braised pork on the ground If the meat exceeds a hundred yuan, feed it to the Night King and you can win without fighting." Jiang Cheng said.

"What's this setting?!" Although he was complaining, Haruta still did, and opened the plates one by one on the ground, and threw the braised pork he got to Jiang Cheng piece by piece. Jiang Cheng didn’t waste it at all. Swallowed it all into the stomach.

　　 Finally, one hundred yuan is enough...

"Amazing brave! Unexpectedly, I can... defeat my Yewangjiang... Fengxian, your mother is waiting for you behind the door... Go!" After speaking, Jiang Cheng fell to the ground instantly, typing gg, and vomiting at the same time. Blood (tomato juice).

　　Finally, after the heartfelt acknowledgment segment, the whole show ended...

"Great kid, since you defeated me, then the title of Night King is given to you!" Jiang Cheng got up and wiped the tomato juice from his mouth, "I will give you the whole Yoshihara!" , Jiang Cheng turned around and left.

　　 But Yueyong didn't give Jiang Cheng a chance, and she hit Jiang Cheng in no time. Jiang Cheng fell to the ground again, but this time he might really want to gg.

　　 "Don't add drama to yourself without authorization! You are so soulless!" Yue Yong cursed.

　　 "I just think that this is the case, the plot is more reasonable," Jiang Cheng said, standing up, "and this kid will definitely become an excellent Night King, I believe him!"

　　 "I believe you are tall!"

　　 "This is, what the **** is going on?" Harita asked, rubbing her crying red and swollen eyes.

　　 Finally, after learning the truth, Haruta couldn't help but laugh.

"When human beings are dominated by sensibility and emotion, humans at this time will not consider the rationality of the situation at all. Although it may sound stupid and funny afterwards, I always think that this is also the flash of humanity. One point." Jiang Cheng rubbed Qingta's hair, "Keep it in mind, kid."

　　 "Finally, such a philosophical-sounding passage has a fart! Reward! Reward! Hand over the reward!" Yin Shiki kicked Jiang Cheng before stepping on it.

　　 "Ah, here, three copies for one person." Jiang Cheng got up, took out three envelopes from his arms, and wrote the names of the three people in Wanshiwu.

　　 "It's so thick..." Yin Shi took his share, "It has to be one million!"

　　 "Thank you Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Ba Ji took the envelope and said.

　　 "You can buy a lot of vinegared kelp for Aru!" Kagura bounced.

　　 But when the three people opened the envelope, their expressions were completely different. The envelopes of Yinshi contained a denomination of 1,000 yuan, and the envelopes of Shinbachi and Kagura-chan contained 10,000 yuan denomination.

　　 "Why mine is the least!"