"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the side quest: Buttocks of the New Era.

Task content: Help Steve Rogers understand the 21st century and integrate him into his new life thoroughly.

Mission reward: Valon's staff, which has been distributed to the host's storage space. "

"Ding! Since today is a special day, the mission rewards are doubled."

Special day?

How many meanings!

Xia Zixuan took out his phone from the storage space and looked at the date.

September 16th...

Fuck, it's my birthday.

But when he thought about the blood loss, he didn't know this kind of benefit.

Say it sooner!

If I had known this would happen, I should have saved a few side quests until today, and I was stuck in completing them.

Wouldn't that be a lot of money?

Thinking of this, Xia Zixuan couldn't help feeling that he seemed to have lost a hundred million.

He took out a Valon's walking stick from the storage space.

The two ends of the cane are made of unknown metal, and the surface is also plated with a layer of gold.

The end of the handle is inlaid with a ruby ​​the size of a lychee.

At the grip, there are 4 slightly sunken indentations to facilitate the grasp of the palm and forehead, which fully conforms to the ergonomic design.

The main body of the palm is made of red sandalwood, which is firm in texture and moderate in weight, and it will not affect the action at all when held in the hand.

Gently twisting the handle of the cane, the ruby ​​inlaid on the cane immediately lit up.

"Whoosh!"

With Xia Zixuan's light pull, an electronic laser sword appeared in Xia Zixuan's hand.

Feeling the tyrannical energy fluctuations on the sword, Xia Zixuan had no doubt that its strength would not be much inferior to the heat rays of his own pig charm.

Putting the sword back into its sheath, the electronic laser sword turned into a luxurious walking stick again.

nice one!

Sure enough, the system produced must be a high-quality product.

Judging from the energy fluctuations of this electronic laser sword alone, the lethality of this thing is no worse than Ivan's arc energy long whip.

His eyes fell on the handle of the cane again.

I saw that there was a secret compartment on the gold-plated handle, and with a push, the secret compartment opened.

A tooth-shaped button is impressively placed in it.

Presumably this is the remote control device for remotely recalling the cane.

Looking at this cane full of black technology, Xia Zixuan was a little moved for a while.

If it weren't for the pig charm, Xia Zixuan would never have given away such a good thing.

As for now!

"Thor, Steve, I've got something nice for you."

After finishing speaking, Xia Zixuan waved his hand, and threw two identical walking sticks towards the two of them.

Steve and Thor looked at the sticks in their respective hands, and their faces turned dark for a while.

But Liu Angxing, who was sitting on the sidelines watching the play, burst out laughing.

"Boss, you are too hurt. Although they are a bit older, they are still strong and strong. You really think of them as grandfathers."

Listening to Liu Angxing's mocking words, the complexions of Steve and Thor became even darker.

Although the cane in his hand looks quite extraordinary, it will have to wait until he is seventy or eighty... No, to be precise, Steve is already over seventy at this time, and Thor is over three thousand years old.

In short, it seems that it is too early to use this cane.

Of course Xia Zixuan saw the embarrassment of the two, so he told them the function of the stick.

Immediately, the eyes of the two of them flashed, and they twisted the handle of the cane at the same time.

"Shua! Shua!"

Pulling out the two laser swords, Liu Angxing, who was looking at the side, was full of little stars.

"Boss, if you are biased, I want one too."

"Didn't you say that this is for the grandfather!

You are still young, there is no need. "

Liu Angxing: "..."

Moments later, the original hand-to-hand combat in the training ground turned into "Star Wars".

"Swish Swish Swish Swish!"

Light and shadow are flying, and sword shadows are heavy!

Where the sword light passes, it cuts gold and breaks jade.

The originally neat marble floor became potholed and full of sword marks in just a few breaths.

"Hey, you two take it easy, don't turn around and accidentally cut that thing up, I don't have the "Sunflower Canon" for you to practice."

It's just that the two who just got such an "artifact" are playing vigorously, how can they listen to Xia Zixuan's words.

After watching it for a while, Xia Zixuan felt bored.

Although the two people who don't understand kendo at all talk about dancing laser swords airtightly, in the final analysis, they still rely on their skilled combat experience and strong physical fitness.

There is no trick at all, in short, it is just one sentence, how cool, how come.

Suddenly, the two looked at each other and smiled, and took a few steps back.

Immediately afterwards, I saw Thor holding the hilt of the laser sword and began to swing it.

Liu Angxing was very unfamiliar with this trick, and didn't understand it for a while, but Xia Zixuan saw something.

This product is completely using the laser sword as a hammer.

"Whoosh!"

The hammer, ah bah, the laser sword was thrown out as soon as Thor let go of his hand, and shot straight at Steve.

And Steve didn't let up in the slightest.

I saw that his left hand was holding back the hilt of the sword, and with a sudden wave, he also threw the laser sword out.

It's just that compared to Thor's sword, Steve's laser sword is constantly spinning in the air. Due to its high speed, it looks like a disc.

Immediately, a drop of cold sweat dripped from Xia Zixuan's forehead.

Is that all right?

Co-author Thor uses the laser sword as a hammer, and you Steve also throws the laser sword as a shield?

Hot eyes, hot eyes!

Not wanting to watch the two fall in love and kill each other at all, Xia Zixuan turned into a bald phoenix and galloped towards Kansas.

September 16th is Xia Zixuan's birthday, or the day when Andrew and Yula adopted him.

At times like this, of course you have to go back and spend it with them.

In the past, I might not be able to get away for one reason or another.

But now, Xia Zixuan, who has the ability to move at sub-light speed, looks at the entire earth, and he can go anywhere in seconds.

However, when Xia Zixuan arrived at Morris Manor, he found that Andrew and his wife were not at home.

what's going on?

Didn't it mean that special agents have been arranged to protect the two of them 24 hours a day?

Immediately Xia Zixuan took out his mobile phone and dialed Andrew's number.

"Father, where are you?"

"Oh! Zixuan, you brat, you still remember my father and me. It's been a long time since I came to see us..."

Before he finished speaking, the phone was snatched by Yula who was on the side.

"Zixuan, we are at my daughter-in-law's house.

Oh, look! I was going to surprise you! "

Daughter-in-law's house?

which son?

Which daughter-in-law?

Could it be that these two guys gave birth to a younger brother for themselves?

That's not right, I have only been away from home for 2 years, even if I give birth to a younger brother, it is impossible to have a daughter-in-law.

"Mom and Dad! Come here quickly and try on the new clothes I bought for you."

A familiar female voice came faintly from the phone, and Xia Zixuan's face darkened in the next second.

The kind of black that just eats shit.

Nothing else, because the voice was Martha's.

"I won't tell you, we are at No. *** on No. *** Street, Queens, New York. Come here quickly."

Just as Yura was about to hang up the phone!

Andrew's voice came from the other side.

"Wait, there's one more thing, brat, happy birthday."

"Beep beep!"

The phone was hung up, and Xia Zixuan's mentality collapsed.

Martha skipped herself and went directly to attack her parents!

It's so kind to hear that parent call...

It's a good move to draw salary from the bottom of the pot!

Brain pain, brain pain!

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