Chapter 324

"Um?"

Thor, who was dealing with official business in the study, suddenly sensed the vibration of the hammer, and couldn't help but roll his eyes. His love hammer was about to 'derail' again.

"Forget it, it's not the first time anyway."

Although Thor was upset, he didn't take it seriously. After all, he was used to it. At this moment, the hammer flew up, opened the portal in the air and flew over.

Thor glanced at it casually, and froze immediately—it wasn't his lovely sister, but a fat man with a beard and super greasy.

"Mjolnir."

Thor got angry instantly, it's fine to cheat on his sister, what do you mean by cheating on a big fat man? I can't even compare to a fat man?

Without saying anything, Thor immediately turned into lightning and flew into the portal. Then, he grabbed Mjolnir and smashed the fat Thor who was excited to see the hammer appearing.

Bang, the fat Thor fell heavily to the ground, he got up, shook his head, and asked dissatisfiedly, "Why did you hit me?"

Holding the hammer, Thor asked angrily: "Who are you, dare to seduce my Mjolnir?"

"What's your name, that's my Mjolnir!"

Fat Thor is also very dissatisfied, I am confessing my love, what are you doing here? Do you still want the image of Lao Tzu?

"Your? Hmph, I don't even look at my own virtues. My beard is sloppy, my body is greasy, and my stomach is bigger than Odin. If I were you, I would never go out to embarrass myself."

The more Thor scolded, the more annoyed he became. He hated the fat man for grabbing his hammer, and hated Mjolnir for cheating on everyone—such a greasy fat man, if word spreads out, he will be laughed to death, okay?

Fat Thor was speechless, his past self was so capable of swearing, he snorted coldly: "Disgraceful? You are the one who is ashamed, right? Very beautiful."

Thor was hit hard, he gritted his teeth and asked, "Can someone like you have a girlfriend?"

Loki, who had been silent all this time, said, "Yes, I am his girlfriend."

"Loki? Are you his girlfriend?"

Only then did Thor notice Loki, he was taken aback for a moment, and then Rage, covered in thunder and lightning, roared angrily: "You not only seduced my hammer, but also my brother, no, sister? You bastard, I want to smash it!" kill you."

"Brother? Loki?"

Fat Thor was dumbfounded. He pointed at Loki with trembling fingers and asked, "Is he Loki?"

"Asshole, you don't even know his name?"

Thor ran away, and his whole body flew into the sky, bringing thousands of thunderbolts to bombard the fat Thor.

The fat Thor dodged awkwardly, and at the same time roared: "This is impossible, Loki is a man, she is a woman."

While attacking wildly, Thor retreated steadily, shouting: "He used to be a man, but now he is a woman, what's the problem? Do you still dare to discriminate against her? You bastard."

Fat Thor is not well, his younger brother has become a younger sister, and what's even more outrageous is that he is still with her...

Fat Thor became Spartan in an instant, he even gave up resisting, and let Thor hit himself hard with a hammer, and flew out like a cannonball.

Thor's hatred still persisted, he chased after him and beat the fat Thor inhumanely, but the fat Thor still didn't resist, he felt that it would be better for him to die.

He just couldn't accept what had happened.

"Hahaha."

Loki laughed like a man, it's not in vain for her to plan for so long, whether it's Thor's anger or fat Thor's expression, it's all worth the fare.

Loki said, "Thor, that fat man is actually yourself."

"Is he me? That's impossible. How can I be so fat?"

Thor turned back and roared angrily: "Besides, how could I attack my sister? I'm not a scumbag."

"Perhaps, scumbag Thor, two big brothers, goodbye."

Loki smiled, wished to open the portal with the Reality Gem and left, this prank, there is still more to play.

"Loki, don't go, make things clear."

Seeing Loki leaving, Thor hurriedly shouted, Loki naturally ignored it, the portal closed instantly, Thor was confused, then shook his head, and continued to beat the fat Thor, this bastard grabbed his hammer, picked up his sister, and beat him for sure That's right.

"Hahaha!"

The earth, Wang Burt and Hela are all laughing, only Odin's old face is the same as the bottom of the pot.

Wang Burt laughed: "Odin, don't be so angry, it's a good thing, a big good thing."

"What a fart."

Odin cursed, then sighed again and again: "The family is unfortunate, the family is unfortunate."

"There is no family that is unfortunate. You have seen "Avengers alliance 4". In the end, Thor will give up the throne and choose to go wandering."

Wang Burt said: "That is to say, your Odin family will completely lose Asgard. If you don't want this to happen, you must let Thor marry Loki.

With Loki's means, she will definitely not give the throne to valkyrie, she will control Asgard by herself, she can even manage the Frost Kingdom, let alone the down-and-out Asgard.

Even better, Loki can take over the Frost Kingdom. At that time, you Asgard will no longer need to live on the earth, and you can become the master of the Frost Kingdom instead.

In addition, Loki's wealth in this world can be transferred to another world and become the capital for Asgard's comeback. "

"You're right... It's reasonable for him to meow."

Odin wanted to yell at him, but after thinking about it carefully, this method is really good.

"Definitely makes sense. People in that world don't know that Loki is Loki, so they won't object to this marriage."

Wang Burt said: "The son found a good wife, and the daughter found a good husband, Odin, you can die in peace."

"That's true... Get out, you're going to die."

Odin cursed, touched his chin, and said, "Anyway, they already have that, so let's just be real, Thor also needs a woman to help cheer him up."

"That's right, that's it."

Wang Burt laughed, this is really interesting, if Thor knows the truth, it will definitely be more interesting.

"The family is unlucky."

Hela said pretendingly, and Odin snorted, always feeling that he was cheated.

On an unknown planet, Thor was tired of being beaten, sat on the ground, and shouted: "Which one are you? I tell you, stay away from my sister in the future, otherwise I will beat you every time I see you."

The chubby Thor with a face swollen into a pig's head said unlovingly: "I am Thor Odinson, a useless waste, a beast who preyed on his sister, I might as well die if I live."

"You still dare to impersonate me?"

Thor was furious, at this moment, Mjolnir opened a portal, and then, a big space hand grabbed Thor and the fat Thor, and brought them back to Earth together with the hammer.

The one who made the shot was naturally Wang Burt, and it is worth mentioning that Odin was not present - if Thor knew that he was fine, he would definitely throw Asgard back to him. Odin knew very well what kind of character this guy is.

"Thor, how did you meet Future Thor?"

Wang Burt pretended not to know anything and asked: "Also, Future Thor, what happened to you, why did you suddenly disappear from the earth?"

Thor looked puzzled: "Future Thor, what future Thor?"

Wang Burt said with a smile: "I haven't told you this yet, he is from the future you, even if you are a little fatter, there is no way, you are fatter in middle age."

Thor was shocked, and hurriedly shouted: "Bert, are you kidding? How could he be me? How could I become such a fat man?"

"It's true. This is a long story. I'll give you the movie "Avengers alliance 4" in a while, and you can watch it slowly."

Wang Burt said: "Future Thor, let me tell you about you first."

Fat Thor asked nervously, "My business? What's my business?"

Wang Burt said: "You suddenly disappeared from the earth, uh, what happened to the wound on your face? Who beat you?"

"I don't know what's going on, but suddenly I'm in Frost... and suddenly I'm in outer space."

Fat Thor said: "Then I summoned Mjolnir, and Thor thought I was fighting for the hammer, and fought me."

Thor glared at Fat Thor, this guy actually concealed the truth, Fat Thor looked at Thor beggingly, he must never say anything about Loki, if he did, he would have no face to live in this world.

Thor gritted his teeth and didn't say anything about Loki. If that fat man is really his future self, then this matter... Fuck, Thor wants to die now, definitely, before he dies, he must kill the bastard Thor.

"Is that so?"

Wang Burt arranged a magic circle on Fat Thor, and said: "During this time, you should live in the holy place in New York, don't run around casually, the mastermind behind the scenes may attack you again."

"Okay, I promise not to go out, absolutely not to go out."

Fat Thor nodded again and again, how could he dare to go out again after going out for such a big disaster? If Odin knows about this, he will beat him to death, very cruel.

"Well, about the future time and space, you and Thor will explain slowly."

With a wave of Wang Burt's hand, Fat Thor and Thor were teleported to the Holy Place in New York at the same time. Between the two of them, it was as if they heard Wang Burt say, "Unfortunate family!"

In Holy Place, New York, after watching the clips of "Avengers alliance 3" and "Avengers alliance 4", he grabbed the fat Thor by the collar like an angry bull, and roared, "Why are you so incompetent that you can't even keep the people of Asgard? Also, you How can you attack Loki, she is your sister!"

"I'm indeed a waste, a scum and a waste, I don't deserve to live in this world at all."

The fat Thor slammed his fist on the head and cursed loudly. Seeing this, Thor sat on the ground helplessly and pulled his hair, terribly annoyed.

Sister Murderer, Asgard was destroyed, the people were slaughtered by Thanos, and the future self went to Loki... To be honest, Thor is not well, and now he really wants to hit his head against the wall to knock himself out.

Bang, Thor slammed his fist on the ground, making a big hole in the ground, and then he gritted his teeth and said, "I will never let Hela and Thanos destroy Asgard, I will definitely protect Asgard."

Fat Thor said in frustration: "You don't have this strength. Although you are stronger than me back then, compared to Hela, uh, compared to Thanos, you are still too weak."

"Thanos is really strong, but so what? Does nothing?"

Thor yelled, he was very unhappy with his future self, not only his body was defeated, but his heart was also defeated. How could this kind of thing be his future?

"It's nice to be young."

Looking at Thor, the fat Thor smiled bitterly. The current Thor, who has not been defeated by reality, is full of fighting spirit.

"Shut up, there is a blood god in our world, it won't be the same as your broken world."

Thor thought of something, grabbed the fat Thor, and asked, "What are you going to do about Loki?"

Speaking of this, Thor is really a little crazy, not only crazy about his future self getting on Loki, but also crazy about his baby sister being raped by a pig,

In Thor's heart, the future Thor is a pig.

Fat Thor is also very mad: "How do I know what to do? I didn't even know she was Loki at first. Loki obviously did it on purpose."

"Why, you want to shirk responsibility?"

Thor roared: "I tell you, you must take this responsibility. You marry Loki home and let her help you rebuild Asgard."

Fat Thor said hesitantly, "I'm marrying Loki, isn't it? She's my brother, er, sister."

"If you dare not marry, I will kill you."

Thor gritted his teeth and said: "Get up, fight me hard, I want to know the gap between me and Hela and Thanos, and also, don't bully Loki in the future, otherwise I will definitely beat you."

"Is this really bad?"

Fat Thor said, this shit, he can't get over it at all.

"It's not good, you bastard, do you want to be irresponsible after the game is over?"

Thor smashed the fat Thor into the air with a punch, and then rushed towards the fat Thor with a hammer. The fat Thor was very annoyed, and picked up the Stormbreaker and fought Thor.

At the same time, the instigator of all this, the god of mischief Loki, is reporting the information he has learned to Thanos.

"Bugs, a bunch of bugs, they don't know how to be grateful at all, and want to make a comeback."

Thanos was so enraged that he even kicked his favorite chair into pieces.

"Master, please let us exterminate those damned earthlings for you."

Corvus Glaive, Proxima Midnight, and Black Dwarf, who were still alive in Black Day, knelt down at the same time and yelled.

"You are no match for the blood god. I have to plan carefully for this matter. I will never allow them to ruin my efforts."

Thanos walked around, and after a while, he looked at the empty void and said, "You came, why did I die in that time and space?"

Seeing that Thanos made a 'mistake' again, everyone lowered their heads, only Loki looked at Thanos curiously.

"In that time and space, you and I did not meet."

The goddess of death said: "This proves that even without me, you will still maintain the balance of the universe. This is your destiny."

Thanos said proudly, "I am Destiny."

"Yes, you are destiny."

The goddess of death was very happy, and she said: "Destiny, no resistance is allowed, Thanos, destroy all those bugs."

"I'll kill them all."

Thanos said: "However, not now, is there a way for you to send me to the future time and space? I will destroy them there and snatch six Infinite Gems.

The blood god will not leave the earth, and no one else can stop me. At that time, I will not only crush those bugs, but also get Infinite Gems to complete my destiny. "

(end of this chapter)

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