Lu Yin Silly Waist

Latest website: 2016/2017 season, the seventh round of the Premier League, Tottenham beat Manchester City 3: 2.

At this point, the entire English Premier League opened the prologue chapter of the mass dance.

This game also represented Tottenham's farewell to the bad goal shortage, and the crazy team last season came back to England.

A total of three games (including the Champions League group stage), crazy Tottenham scored 13 goals.

In the sixth round of the Premier League, Tottenham 6: 0 Middlesbrough.

In the second round of the Champions League group stage, Tottenham 4-0 Porto.

In the seventh round of the Premier League, Tottenham 3: 2 Manchester City.

The efficiency of this goal shocked the entire British Peninsula.

No wonder, after the seventh round of the Premier League, the famous coach Guardiola said: "Tottenham is a strong team, this game warns us not to be taken lightly, congratulations Boas! Congratulations Yi! Congratulations Tottenham fever Thorn, this is a wonderful game, and in the next round, Manchester City will win the game. "

"London Sports News": "It's back! It's back! That horrible Tottenham is back! 13 goals in three games! God, they are guilty!"

"Kicker" is also highly respected: "Crazy easy! Crazy Tottenham! After they scored the goal shortage, they showed their strength is still so powerful, Guardiola's Manchester City can not stop their footsteps, Who is next? Manchester United, Arsenal? ... I ca n’t wait to know where the limits of this team are! "

"Manchester Life": "Congratulations Tottenham, this is a sport that highlights the spirit of sports. After Kevin fell, Yi was still kicking the football out of the sideline when the offense was strong, which also earned him Thanks to the applause of Manchester City fans, he is an excellent athlete! "

Serie A's "Milano Sports News" also expressed its own views.

"Tottenham have never been a fish-belly team. In the past few years, they have encountered some troubles, but they can still guarantee their stable performance in the Premier League. Until last year, they found the team's brain, which started Tottenham. This is a team that advocates offensive, they are always attacking, thinking about how to kick football into the opponent's goal all the time, facing all such a team, all clubs must be vigilant because they have magical skills. "

"In the face of Tottenham, no one can predict the direction of the game, because he is always creating a miracle. When everyone feels that he is about to finish, he will tell us with a tough attitude that they are still the king of White Hart Lane!"

"Now this Tottenham has awakened from his deep sleep. He roars towards England and even Europe. They are shouting ... Tottenham, here!"

Tottenham reply status, this is not good news for many people.

Especially for the Premier League team, the Premier League has been messy this season. It was thought that the last championship will be cursed, but who can think that they adjusted so fast.

At the beginning of the season, Di adjusted his status, and even in the absence of the best shooter, a huge energy burst.

Tottenham joined the Premier League, destined to set off waves.

The same is true for the Champions League.

Tottenham's strong performance last season has been included in the ranks of dangerous targets by many giants.

With their poor performance at the beginning of the season and the accident of Harry Kane, everyone removed Tottenham from the danger ranks, they thought Tottenham could not survive the group stage.

But who would have thought that they adjusted so fast.

At this time, Tottenham's madness continues ...

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A week later, Tottenham VS West Brom in the eighth round of the Premier League.

"GooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaL !!!"

"Ibrahimovic, he staged a hat-trick! It's crazy, Tottenham is crazy! In the first half, they scored 3 goals and West Brom has no resistance!"

The scene explained that Lawrence shouted a little hypoxia, but the inner excitement prompted him to cheer.

The entire White Hart Lane stadium was boiling, and the fans cheered unforgettablely.

The whole earth is shaking.

When everyone is ironic about Tottenham's crash, only if they firmly believe that Tottenham can definitely adjust the state, they will stage the drama of the return of the king.

This expectation has now been confirmed.

Tottenham announced in a crushing gesture that the horrible team was back in the last Premier League championship.

Ibrahimovic! !

Ibrahimovic! !

Ibrahimovic! !

The entire White Hart Lane was full of shouts that called Ibrahimovic.

He enjoyed such treatment very much, his hands spread out, a domineering expression, and he nodded unceasingly.

However, Yi Le saw that the trembling of the corner of the cargo mouth seemed to laugh loudly next time.

In the end, the game ended with a 5: 0 victory.

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Three days later, Tottenham ushered in the Champions League group stage again.

Tottenham play against Copenhagen at home.

This is a Danish Super League team, average level, bullying other people is OK, but in the face of Tottenham, there is not enough choking.

Copenhagen is known as a submachine gun in the Dan Chao. It is an attacking team, and it is also invincible in the Dan Chao.

Even the Danish local media said they had published a report.

They said that Copenhagen is the only team that can cause Tottenham to cause trouble in the group stage, because the two teams have similar styles and they both know each other very well.

Faced with the Danish media's comments, "London Sports News" laughed.

"If Copenhagen is a submachine gun, then Tottenham is Gatling heavy machine gun, as for the trouble? Sorry, we are just similar in style, nothing more!"

Faced with the ridicule of the British media, the Danish media became angry and said angrily: "We will tell you what failure means!"

Despite the presumptuous clamor before the war in Copenhagen, when they really got to the game, they wilted.

In the face of Tottenham, Copenhagen was completely stupid.

In particular, the Danish guy named Sturge, who is called genius, played a few jobs in front of Kanter, and was directly put down by the grumpy Kanter.

Kanter rarely roared towards Stitch who had fallen to the ground.

You play Nima!

No matter who it is, you will not have a good impression of this kind of guy who wants to fancy yourself.

This Danish guy is also courageous, and even Yi Le would not dare to play in front of Kanter, this guy actually provoked Kanter.

After being taught by Kanter, the Danish guy wilted.

Now it's time for Yi Le's "Teach Man" series. .

Under the deployment of Yi Le, Tottenham began a bombardment towards Copenhagen's goal.

He didn't have any temper to kick Copenhagen directly, Dele. Ali even started to play, left and right suddenly, disturbing the opponent's rear defender.

The final score came to 7: 0.

This game is simply brushing data.

Sun Xingmin made two goals, Dele. Ali made two goals, Ibrahimovic made two goals, and Yi Le made one goal.

After the game, Copenhagen left sullenly, they suffered this defeat, it is estimated that it will take a while to relax.

After this game, the Champions League goal list was also announced.

A shocking scene also came.

Champions League goals list:

First place: Sun Xingmin (Tottenham Hotspur) Goals: 5

Second place: Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) Goals: 4

Third place: Aguero (Manchester City) Goals: 4

Fourth place: Rio Messi (Barcelona) Goals: 4

Fifth place: Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Tottenham Hotspur) Goals: 4

Sixth place: Dele. Ali (Tottenham Hotspur) Goals: 2

Seventh place: Lewandowski (Bayern Munich) Goals: 2

Eighth place: Cavani (Paris Saint-Germain) Goals: 2

Ninth place: Gretzman (Atletico Madrid) Goals: 2

Tenth place: Mbappe (Monaco) Goals: 2

Sun Xingmin actually overwhelmed the champions and jumped to the first place in the goal list, which made the entire football game boiling.

Despite the group stage, Tottenham has not been attacked by a strong team, but this goal rate is already terrifying.

And Tottenham has three players on the list, its terrifying offensive ability is amazing.

But this is not over yet, the Champions League assists list is incredible.

First place: Yi Le (Tottenham Hotspur) assists: 11

Second place: Neymar (Paris Saint-Germain) Assists: 4

Third place: Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) Assists: 3

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Tenth place: Sanchez (Arsenal) assists: 1

The frightening data of Yi Le is far ahead, which is twice as much as the second place.

This is not a number game, but a goal!

How difficult is a goal in football ~ www.novelmtl.com ~ From a certain point of view, even if Tottenham are now eliminated, Yi Lei is also very likely to win the first position in the assist list.

Before the group stage is over, the assist list is set?

This is so ridiculous!

The major clubs are about to call the police!

At the same time, in front of this data, the big gods were silent. They turned to the envious eyes of several Tottenham players, then looked back at their midfielders, their faces full of disgust.

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