Lord God Investigator

In a cake shop in Konoha Village, a busty black-haired lady was eating strawberry cake and seriously preaching to the girl sitting opposite her.

"Sister, I'm not telling you, you have to take the initiative. If you continue to be hesitant and hesitant like this in the future, Naruto-kun will be seduced by another little girl."

The young lady sighed as if she was a stranger and said: "Men are generally lustful, but there are those ignorant guys who are as cunning as an old fox, but they can't see the girl's feelings for him. I don't know if that's the case." There’s something wrong with sexual orientation…”

The white-eyed girl sitting opposite the young lady blushed with shame, twirled her fingers, lowered her head and said, "Sister Xiaotian, what should I do?"

Tang Xiaotian took a sip of black tea gracefully and asked: "Sister Hinata, it has been almost three months since Naruto returned to Konoha. What have you done during this time?"

As for how Tang Xiaotian and Hinata got to know each other, it is actually not complicated. The former wanted to practice the mouth escape ninjutsu he learned from the captain, so that he could be able to settle down in the world in the future.

Tang Xiaotian thought about it, considering that firstly, his level of tongue evasion is still very low, and it is not easy to fool the plot characters. Secondly, secondly, he can randomly grab a passerby to fool the supporting characters. Even if he succeeds, it would be good if the plot distortion can be increased by one ten thousandth. .

Some of the main plot characters among the three, such as Payne of the Six Paths, Itachi Uchiha, Obito Uchiha and others, are evil-minded and ruthless, and their strength is extraordinary. If the other party fails to deceive her and kills her at a disagreement, the captain will probably even leave her body. Not even bothering to collect it from her.

As a result, after much selection, the best target for deception appeared, and that was Hinata-chan, a plot girl who was even more silly and sweet than she was.

Persimmons need to be soft to pinch. Hinata-chan can be said to be the softest girl in the Naruto world. She has a kind heart and a gentle personality. As long as she does not bully her husband and children in front of her, no matter how hard she is kneaded, she will not be afraid of being pierced. The only thing that needs to be worried is that she is extremely protective. My eldest cousin Hyuga Neji, luckily Neji is a disciple of Metro, so even if something goes wrong the captain can help suppress it.

So, Tang Xiaotian pretended to meet by chance and approached Hinata deliberately to please her, and soon he and Hinata became best friends.

The main reason Hinata is willing to date her is that Tang Xiaotian is Naruko's best friend. When Hinata used to follow Naruto, she often saw Naruto transform into Naruko and go shopping with Tang Xiaotian.

Based on the idea that when chasing a hot girl, you must start with her friends, so Hinata became more and more familiar with Tang Xiaotian. The two of them often sat together and talked about emotional issues in their free time. Hinata also had someone to confide in: a A close sister who is very familiar with Naruto.

"I...I have often followed Naruto in the past few months, secretly paying attention to him."

Hinata blushed and said: "I saw him very tired a few times, so I sneaked into his house and gave him the secret tonic from the Hinata family. I would also sneak out of the house at night and stand downstairs at Naruto's house. Next to the street lamp, looking at the window of his house, it lasted all night..."

Tang Xiaotian frowned upon hearing this and asked, "Are you sure Naruto has felt your feelings and noticed what you have done?"

"You should...have noticed it."

Hinata's face turned red, with a happy smile: "I heard from the clan members who joined the police that Naruto-kun called the police and asked the Konoha Guards to step up patrols around his home. They said there were many signs that he was being raped. Unidentified people are following me, Naruto-kun is aware of my presence, I'm so happy..."

"You're a stalker. It's already a crime. Naruto-kun looks scared!"

Tang Xiaotian couldn't help complaining: "If you like him, just tell him directly. Why be so secretive?"

"But..." Hinata lowered her head dejectedly and said like a mosquito: "Naruto-kun likes Sakura. What if I confess my love rashly and get rejected? Besides, Naruto-kun is so busy and has so many things to do. It’s so important and so tiring every day, so I don’t dare to disturb him.”

"Sister Hinata, you are really..."

Tang Xiaotian couldn't think of a suitable adjective, and shook his head helplessly: "Sister Hinata, first of all, you don't have to worry about Sakura. After Naruto came back this time, he was obviously alienated from Sakura. According to what I know about him, His obsession with hair color has gradually eased, probably because there is already a red-haired Xianglin around."

It's okay not to mention Xianglin. When it comes to Xianglin, Hinata has tears in her eyes. When Naruto likes Sakura, Hinata doesn't have any sense of crisis, because as a woman's intuition, she knows that Sakura has nothing to do with it. Don't like Naruto.

However, there is no doubt that Kaoru has deep feelings for Naruto, and Hinata has also followed them both. It is obvious from their interactions, but Naruto has not noticed it yet.

"You don't have to worry too much about Xiang Rin." Tang Xiaotian saw Hinata's worries and comforted him: "Naruto only takes good care of Xiang Rin as a relative. He has not yet developed feelings for Xiang Rin."

Hinata was slightly relieved, but Tang Xiaotian continued: "But if you don't work hard, it will be difficult. Naruto lost his father and mother when he was young, so he lacks maternal love. Xianglin is his sister. She is slightly older than him, so she is naturally close to her, and she has red hair, which may make up for the lack of maternal love in his heart, so it is not surprising that the two of them are together."

"Do not do this!"

Hinata held her head and cried out in pain, which frightened the customers in the cake shop to look sideways.

"So that's what I said."

Seeing that Hinata was frightened, Tang Xiaotian quickly struck a chord while the iron was hot: "If we don't take the initiative and procrastinate as before, by the time we reach eighteen years old, Naruto and Xiang Rin's children might even be able to make balls!"

"Sister Xiaotian..." Hinata clutched Tang Xiaotian's hand with tears in her eyes: "Please, help me, I really really like Naruto, I have liked him since I was a child... I have always kept my feelings deep in my heart. , I dare not tell anyone, and only you can help me."

"Alas...it's difficult!"

Tang Xiaotian sighed and said: "As the old saying goes: 'Young tameran is no match for the descending type'. Although you and Naruto have known each other since childhood, they don't have much contact with each other. How many of you have been close since childhood and have done everything, Even my childhood sweetheart who was just on the verge of giving birth to a child was easily defeated by the Tiansheng system, let alone you, a young Tongran who has a one-sided crush?"

Hinata was stunned, her eyes turned into white circles, and she asked tremblingly: "Sister Xiaotian, how about I go to Naruto-kun to express my love for you!"

"Oh, silly boy, confession is a song of victory, not a horn of charge."

Tang Xiaotian spread his hands and said: "Your previous relationship with Naruto was based entirely on voyeurism and stalking. It would be nice if he was not frightened by your yandere-like fanaticism. How can he accept the confession?"

Hinata was about to cry. Wiping her tears, she murmured desperately: "Do I have no hope at all? What should I do..."

"For today's plan, the situation is urgent and the only solution is to use strong medicine!"

Tang Xiaotian smiled like a vixen: "I have a good idea, but I'm afraid you won't dare to do it because of shyness. If you don't have the courage to implement it, any good idea will be useless, so there is no need for me to say it. .”

Hinata was faced with the most difficult decision in her life. This decision was simply harder than asking her to die for Naruto!

Even if she were asked to die immediately for Naruto, she would not hesitate!

In the original plot, she waited calmly because no one in Konoha Village really liked Naruto except her, but it was different now. With Xiang Rin as a strong competitor, there was really no chance of keeping quiet for a long time.

Clenching her teeth until her knuckles were white, Hinata raised her head and said resolutely with a tone of resignation: "Sister Xiaotian, this is my last chance. No matter what method you suggest, I will do it." Got it!"

"If you have such determination, you might really be able to make him fall in love with you at first sight!"

Tang Xiaotian was greatly relieved and said seriously: "This method is to target Naruto's personality weakness of lacking maternal love and use your maternal tenderness to arouse his most instinctive attachment."