Lord God Investigator

Luo Feng said: "Have you never thought about changing everything without relying on men and relying on your own strength?"

Xiaodie smiled, very indifferently, just twitching the corners of her mouth slightly, as if she had no strength to laugh, but had to be amused by Luo Feng's words.

Luo Feng continued: "I won't help you kill people, and I can't protect you even half a step away, but I can give you strength."

Xiaodie's eyes widened, as if she saw a god. She simply asked directly: "Are you a god?"

Luo Feng nodded and said: "Yes!"

Xiaodie's eyes widened even more and were watery, but she looked at Luo Feng as if she were looking at a magic stick.

Luo Feng sighed helplessly: "Why is it that no one ever believes me when I tell the truth?"

Xiaodie sneered and said: "Is this how you look like a god? Leave a beard at least three feet long, change into a Taoist robe and carry an immortal sword on your back."

Luo Fengxu stroked his non-existent white beard and said leisurely: "It's just a skin. Mortals are just blinded by sex and can't see through the void. Is it strange for an immortal like me? There are also immortals with scabrous heads and mud all over their bodies." , the hat is torn, the shoes are torn, a fan is torn, there are immortals who are lame and walking on crutches, and there are even immortals who turn into beauties and ride on rich cars..."

Xiaodie is also a woman who reads poetry. She knows that Lu Renjia is talking about Jigong Living Buddha, Tieguaili and Huodexingjun. Immortals can change their image to enlighten ordinary people, and it is not impossible to use the image of a vigorous young man to enlighten a young woman.

Xiaodie was still suspicious: "Do gods also come to the mortal world to molest girls?"

Luo Feng's eyes curled up and he said, "I am a lustful immortal."

Xiaodie was surprised: "Are immortals also lustful?"

Luo Feng said: "That's not true. There are immortals who molested Chang'e. Some of them went down to earth to capture the queen and become the wife of the stronghold. The reason why we are in the middle is because the control from above is strict. The river crab god is powerful and there are few lecherous immortals. Can the immortals in the far west still return the favor? There are those who turn into bulls to seduce beauties, those who have sex with Hongxing, and there are even those who have sex with their own daughters, brothers, mothers, granddaughters, grandparents, and grandmothers, that’s called chaos.”

Xiaodie knew that the one who molested Chang'e was Zhu Bajie, who was considered an immortal. The one who came down to earth to capture the queen and become the wife of the village was the Bodhisattva's mount, the golden-haired animal. I'm afraid it was not an immortal, but a fairy beast.

She had no idea about the legend of the immortals in the Far West. Even if they were in such a mess, they were worthy of being immortals. They were just a bunch of beasts!

Luo Feng continued: "It is best for a lustful immortal to be a teacher. I know another lustful immortal. His own skills are only average, but his ability to teach his disciples is amazing. If you are a good disciple of the lustful immortal, you will not suffer any losses." , If you don’t get fooled, you won’t be able to learn for free in the next period if you learn it in one period.”

Xiaodie looked at him sideways, feeling more and more that this man was talking nonsense.

Luo Feng seemed not to notice Xiaodie's disdainful gaze and continued: "Every apprentice of the lustful immortal is extremely powerful. The first apprentice is known as the 'golden flash' and can travel through space like a leisurely stroll. He is better than the one from Maoshan who only knows The little Taoist priest who walked through the wall was much more powerful. The remaining brothers formed a secret organization, originally planning to defend the earth and maintain world peace. In the end, they were deceived and used, and the world was almost destroyed. Even their master, the lustful immortal, was If you are powerless to stop it, what do you think the lustful immortal will do?"

Xiaodie said coldly: "What did he do?"

Luo Feng said: "The Lustful Immortal has accepted another apprentice. The apprentice's qualifications are still very poor. He even has some IQ problems. He is a stupid disciple with a straight heart. I never thought that since he followed the Lustful Immortal, his skills have improved by leaps and bounds. It only took three years. After spending a lot of time cultivating the ultimate celestial technique, he defeated all his brothers, and also defeated the mastermind who was using his brothers, and saved the entire ninja world!"

After telling the story, Luo Feng cleared his throat and said to Xiaodie: "Now there is a lustful immortal standing in front of you. He is destined to be with you. He wants to enlighten you and accept you as his apprentice. Why don't you bow down quickly? This kind of opportunity will be yours for a few lifetimes. Here are the blessings gained through cultivation.”

Xiaodie said with a cold face: "Are there any girls among the apprentices of the lustful immortal you mentioned?"

Luo Feng was stunned, thought for a moment, clapped his hands and said, "Why not? There is one, and his name is Xiaonan!"

Xiaodie said: "Isn't that girl named Xiao Nan an ugly monster like my mother-in-law and Zhongli Yan?"

Luo Feng shook his head and said: "Miss Xiaonan is a beautiful woman with a very good temperament and a gentle personality!"

Xiaodie said: "Then Miss Xiaonan didn't suffer at the hands of the lustful immortal?"

Luo Feng said awkwardly: "When the Lustful Immortal became Xiaonan's master, Xiaonan was still young, still a child. Although the Lustful Immortal is a bit lecherous, he would not be so mean."

Xiaodie said: "I am not a child, I already have children."

Luo Feng muttered unhappily: "A few pieces of tofu give you a skill, but you are still picky. The other little girls are crying and begging me, but I don't even bother to eat them."

Xiaodie took a deep breath, knowing that she couldn't beat him, and she could only endure being fooled like this. She smiled and said: "Then this lustful fairy brother, Xiaodie was born in a mortal body, and he has eyes but cannot see Mount Tai. He is not as good as you." Showing some magical skills opened Xiaodie's horizons, and she believed him."

Luo Feng said: "It's easy!"

After saying that, he clapped his hands and a bamboo dragonfly that children played with appeared in the palm of his hand. He placed the bamboo dragonfly on top of his head, and the leaves rotated rapidly. Luo Feng's figure slowly floated up in the air!

Xiaodie was so surprised that she couldn't open her mouth from ear to ear. This man was really a god descended from the earth, and he could actually fly!

Luo Feng is a master of martial arts. His martial arts has reached the state of perfection. He has surpassed the great masters of the Tang Dynasty and reached the realm of breaking through the innate and seeking to shatter the void.

But there is a big flaw on the martial arts side. Only when you reach the peak of martial arts can you gain the ability to fly and travel around the world.

Even if you have reached the middle-to-high level of martial arts worlds such as Legend of the Son of Heaven and Mysterious Weapon Mystery, you still need to rely on magical weapons and magic weapons if you want to fly.

However, they are not as good as masters on the magic side, cultivation side, and supernatural side. Their realm is not high but their flying is just average.

If he wants to fly, he still needs mounts, vehicles or black technology.

In the narrow space indoors, Luo Feng couldn't find a suitable prop to take off for a while. He remembered that there was a bamboo dragonfly from Doraemon in the storage space, so he used it.

Luo Feng's body was suspended in the air and he chanted loudly: "Sitting alone when walking alone, countless people in the world don't know me. Only the old tree spirit in the south of the city clearly knows that the gods have passed."

He flew around the room and continued to recite poems: "Wandering towards the North Sea, the curtains are green and green, the green snakes in my sleeves are courageous. I have entered Yueyang three times without being recognized by the people, and I fly across the Dongting Lake with my chants."

After chanting, he stroked his non-existent beard and laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha..."

What a magnificent, elegant and refined fairy spirit!

However, he was handsome for only three seconds. He was flying happily when he accidentally lost his balance and couldn't control the bamboo dragonfly. He hit the ceiling with his head and poked his head into the rubble of the roof. He kicked his legs for a while, only to find that he was His head was stuck tightly, and it was useless to kick his legs. He simply stopped struggling and his legs hung down quietly.

Although the Bamboo Dragonfly is a vehicle for children in the 22nd century, not everyone can use it. Even if it is a children's bicycle, it takes a period of practice to be proficient in riding it. Nobita Nobita had a lot of falls while practicing the Bamboo Dragonfly. Somersault.

Luo Feng had only used this bamboo dragonfly once or twice. He suddenly used it to show off his coolness, but he accidentally missed the mark and was completely embarrassed.

Xiaodie's mouth opened so wide that it looked like her jaw was about to drop to the ground. She never expected that today the Immortal came to her house and said he wanted to accept her as his apprentice, but he accidentally bumped into her and died on the eaves of her house. Could it be that this lifelong cultivation The opportunity came to an end just like that. My destiny to defeat men could even defeat the male god?