Long Live the Counterattack

　　 perfume has become a big hit recently.

　　Especially the publicity advertisement that Cheng Mingge and the others shot at the time, it was a mess on the Internet.

　　 Little Eric and Josiah moved quickly, successfully negotiated with Gaul, and brought back all the perfumes that were originally intended to be sold in Europe. Of course, the Gallic Chicken was not polite to them. He wielded a big knife and fiercely put a handful of blood on the bald eagle's neck. If in normal times, little Eric must be very angry, but now is the life-saving moment, what is the green bill? It’s nothing more than the paper printed by the banknote printing machine, the big deal is to go back and print more!

　　 People who are in debt, don't care about owing one more time.

　　 Follow the debt.

　　 The bald eagle is in his grandson’s generation, and he can't afford to pay tens of trillions of dollars in debt, but it doesn’t matter, they are the head of the global village. It is the uncle who owes debts these years, especially the village head, who dares not to borrow! As the boss, just so capricious!

　　 It doesn’t mean that everything is going to be all right if the competitors in Europe are settled, because the output of perfume is not high.

　　 Perfume is not mineral water.

Yield.

　　 Of course it is impossible to come in buckets.

　　 The bald eagle now needs barrels, barrels, or even tons of perfume...

"Like Mu Mu, I even published the perfume formula I researched on the Internet, and I also called on everyone to produce it together. With this mindset, those sprays that discredit him should find a place where no one is, and quietly give themselves. Buried! How many perfumes does the Sky Knights sell to Europe every year? Others may not know this value, but I am in this business myself. I know how crazy the perfumes of wood research are sold in Europe!" The netizens of, posted marveling at Lin Dong's move to disclose the formula.

　　 "Only wood and squad leader will publish their patented products to the world!" Although fans think that Lin Dong and Cheng Mingge are not bad for money, it is a bit too cheap to do so.

　　 "Wait, maybe the bald eagle will pull this into the conspiracy theory again!" Some people think that the smear will not end like this.

　　 "Yes, good intentions are not rewarded!" Many people agreed.

　　 What do you say? It's called murder and arson gold belt, repairing bridges and paving roads without corpses!

　　 Although this sentence is a bit pessimistic, the reality is really like this. In reality, bad guys and bad guys are usually afraid of others, and they are also easy to take advantage of certain benefits. For example, the bald eagle prints some pieces of paper to other countries. Apart from IOUs, they don’t need anything, and they can easily take away other people’s sins. This is the truth about the fruits of hard-earned labor.

　　 The bald eagle is comfortable and can use future money in advance to enjoy life, but what about others?

　　 can only continue to work, and then repeat the process of being squeezed and exploited.

that's all.

People still dislike the rabbits who borrow money for work and do not spend money. They deposit money in the bank all day, forcing them to borrow full of debts... This is like a good person or a kind person in the world. It is not easy to do a good deed. , Helping others, suffering from oneself, not only did not get praise, but also was questioned and cold-eyed, not to mention wronged in the heart, the worst is to be attacked by the bad guys and the villains.

　　 Kind people are best bullied, how can bad people miss such an opportunity!

　　 Netizens are worried.

　　 Lin Dong published the perfume formula.

　　 When the time comes, the bald eagle will be produced. Not only is it not grateful, but maybe it will laugh at or even discredit Lin Dong.

　　 "Perfume, I don't think it is that simple! No matter whether the bald eagle is produced or not, they will not admit it, let alone pay the patent fee of a penny of wood!" Some netizens became more and more afraid as they thought about it.

　　 "Wood also didn't say that there is a patent fee, the formula is disclosed, what else do you want?" Some people think that this is still criticized, and that can't live!

"Maybe the experts of the Bald Eagle changed the perfume formula into their own thing, and in the end they charged the wood for a patent fee! This kind of thing has never happened, such as the VCD of the year, isn't it like that? Who is the VCD? Invented? The rabbit was first invented, and the patent fee was also confiscated. I saw that there are such fools. I immediately bought a few and went back to study. After cracking it out, I applied for the patent, and in turn received the rabbit’s patent! Wood perfume I don’t know if I have applied for a patent on the Bald Eagle. Even if there is an application, it’s open now, and people will not favor you. When the experts of the Bald Eagle stand up and apply, all theories will become theirs. , I think 90% of this kind of thing will happen! The reason why it is not said that it is 100% is because the object of bullying is wood, which is not so easy to bully. If it is replaced by someone else, it will definitely be 10%!"

　　 There is everything on the Internet.

　　 But.

　　 The hottest thing is the effect of perfume.

　　 When the world knew that the perfume Lin Dong studied could reduce insect hostility.

　　 Those guys who are not afraid of death but prefer to die began to act, and before little Eric and Josiah's official explanation, they had magical powers to get some perfume from the European side. It is called publicity for Mr. Wood's perfume, in fact, it is to be cool in front of the world, to make a fancy trick, so that everyone can remember them.

　　 A perfume testing team composed of a dozen young men and women.

　　 crossed the cordon quietly.

　　 Replaced with before.

　　 is surrounded by high walls and guards are watching. It is not easy to cross the border into Death Canyon.

　　 Now there are bugs all over the sky, the high wall collapsed, and the guards ran away early. Who cares about this kind of thing?

　　Furthermore, these dozen young men and women wisely entered from the area of ​​Brother Moxi. They were afraid that when the bald eagle entered, they would be caught by the military soldiers without questioning. The patrol guards on the side of Moxi didn't agree, but when I heard that this was the team doing perfume testing for Mr. Wood, although they doubted the authenticity, they did not stop them. Anyway, if someone else is going to die, they can't control it!

"I'm Mike, the temporary captain of the magic perfume test team! Now we are close to a surface crack in the Great Rift Valley after the earthquake. It is already very dangerous here, because a long-legged spider may jump out at any time. Take one of us, or all of us, back to their lair to make their delicious meal! If there is no magic perfume, I would never come here! Coming here means death, I Mike is not a fool, everyone who knows me Know, I’m just a brave warrior! Don’t laugh, I’m different from Adam’s idiot, he’s just an idiot, and I’m a real warrior! Don’t laugh anymore, well, I don’t know what a warrior is. How did nouns become a laughingstock, **** Adam, he turned my hard-earned nickname into a gigantic laughingstock!" There was a handsome blond man facing the camera shot of his companion, talking about it. Jedi introduce yourself.

　　 "Captain, let's just talk about business. We are really not interested in the Warriors, and that Adam, let's not mention it, it will easily make the audience uncomfortable and vomit..." A team member ran over to grab the spotlight.

"Okay, okay, can you all be right? Let's go back to the previous topic! Although I have not been authorized by Mr. Wood, as a fan of him, hey, I am not impersonating, I am a true fan Okay? I applied to join the Sky Knights a year ago. If I perform well this time, I will definitely get extra points, successfully enter the Sky Knights and become a member of them! Yes, I am a fan of Mr. Wood, As a fan, or a fan like Griffin, I think I need to do something. For example, help him test the affinity of magic perfume for various underground creatures! I am not a hothead, I run on impulse Come here. In fact, the people in our team passed this test after repeated discussions and finally voted." Blond Mike said that he was rational in doing this.

　　 "Captain, quickly introduce us! You can't just introduce yourself and forget us all!" Another team member ran over to rub the camera.

　　 "We must let the audience know what we are doing?" Blond Mike's face changed into an alpaca shape.

　　 "Hurry up, I seem to have seen a long-legged spider!" A teammate in charge of the sentry screamed anxiously.

　　 "Are you sure you didn't read it wrong?" The team members became confused when they heard it.

　　 "In which direction?"

　　 "In the southeast, I seem to have seen it too. There is a dark figure, but I am not sure it is a long-legged spider. It is very fast!"

"No matter what kind of underground creature, its appearance means danger! Maybe it is passing by, but it is more likely to be hunting. If it is the latter, we have to be careful. If you don't want to become insect dung, then So quickly take out the perfume and spray it on your body!" The captain, Mike Blond, was fairly calm.

　　 "Spray my back, I don't want bugs to let go in front of me and bite the spinal cord on my back!"

　　 "Is there no one to help me? My hands are shaking..."

　　 The players went through a chaos.

　　 Finally, somehow he took out the perfume and sprayed it.

　　 It’s not effective. This thing must be guaranteed by Mr. Wood at least. If he is inaccurate, then everyone does not know who else to trust!

　　 Blond Mike, as the captain, in addition to spraying a lot of perfume on himself, he also sprayed each team member without fail, fearing that under his leadership, someone would die because of the omission.

Facing the camera, Mike's face oozes profusely because of nervousness. He wiped the profusely while instructing everyone to refill the perfume: "I don't know whether the magic perfume is effective or not. To be honest, I don't have any in my heart now. Bottom! In the test of surface creatures, we are the same as the squad leader and their advertisements. Even tigers and lions will be tamed under this magic perfume. But in front of the underground creatures, we don’t know what the result will be, but I believe Mr. Mu, yes, I believe him! I believe that he will not deceive people, he will not just take out a thing to deceive the world, he is a great scientist, he will not speak easily, but every word he says , They are all authentic! He is not a lie-mouthed political ruler, he will not deceive us! Therefore, we are confident to complete this test! Don’t bother me, I admit I’m a little nervous, but I will Hold on to the end, I will never back down...God! The long-legged spider came behind us, why didn't you notify me?"

　　 There is a long-legged spider. I don't know when, it came to the back of blond Mike.

　　 He who has been facing the camera.

　　 didn't see the winks from his companions.

　　 He didn't realize the danger was coming until a close friend couldn't help but shout out in a trembling voice.

"God, I am facing a terrible underground creature. It is a natural killer of creatures. Not only humans like me, but also more powerful creatures, tigers and lions, will also die under its fangs! Maybe, in the next I will die in a moment! I have to say my last words before it launches an attack! Mom, yes, I was rebellious before, and I knew I was wrong, but because of face issues, I have never apologized to you I know this **** broke your heart. Before, I couldn’t have the courage to tell you... But if I don’t say it now, maybe I won’t have a chance in the future! So, mother, I love you! Please forgive me, mother! If I can go back, I will be a good boy! Damn, I'm very scared, Mom, I'm not a warrior, I'm actually the coward you protected with all your body!" Blond Mike didn't dare to move, his mouth was Calling mother.

　　 in front of him.

　　 The long-legged spider is approaching the extreme.

　　 Its long forelimbs are slowly approaching.

　　 With its previous predation habits, this is the beginning of temptation.

　　 No one dared to stop it before going out, all the team members couldn't take care of it. The only thing they can do is to hold their breath and try not to frighten the long-legged spider while praying to God.

　　 "Squeak!" The long-legged spider seemed to make a call, and I don't know if it was an illusion.

"My dear, I don’t know how to call you, I don’t know your name! But I can tell you my name, my name is Mike, a human being so scared to death who is sprayed with perfume! If it weren’t for Mr. Wood, I You won’t stand here. Speaking of Mr. Wood, maybe you know him. Among all the underground creatures, only he is your friend. And only he will urge others not to use the cannon for your survival. If you If you are also a fan of Mr. Wood, then we are friends! Was it you who greeted me just now? I don’t understand your language, and I don’t know how to express my kindness, but please believe that I am not your enemy. We are not bad guys, and we are not going to do anything to hurt you!" Blond Mike used the softest voice in his life to express his intentions.

　　 Although he knew that the other party didn't understand him, but if he didn't say that, he was really scared. Apart from constantly mentioning Lin Dong's name, he had no other way to support his belief in persevering.

　　 The long-legged spider lightly touched the long forelimbs on the face of blond Mike. Those spider hairs kept trembling, seeming to collect various information about perfume.

　　 Blond Mike almost peeed in terror, but he didn't dare to move.

　　 Set as a puppet.

　　 I don’t know how long it has been.

　　 The long-legged spider retracted its forelimbs and slowly backed away.

　　 Under the watch of the perfume testing team, the long-legged spider left quietly and quickly like a gust of wind, disappearing without a trace in less than ten seconds.

　　 It wasn't until the long-legged spider disappeared that Mike, who was too frightened, collapsed on the ground. The team members screamed with excitement, hugged each other, and were full of joy. Blond Mike’s friend stepped forward to hug him and shouted: "Mike, you are such a warrior! God, you did it! You completed the perfume test! Mr. Wood is right, the magic perfume is really effective for the underground creatures. At least it can reduce the hostility of long-legged spiders! Without it, we would all become a delicacy on the long-legged spider's table!"

　　 "I almost freaked out just now, okay?" Blond Mike was possessed by his soul at this moment, and he was half-frightened. When he stood up, his legs were still trembling.

"No, you are a real warrior! You are very brave. I have never tried to admire you like I am now! Captain, you are the best. If I had a little doubt about your role as captain before, then now, I don't think anyone can do better than you!" Mike's friend opened his arms, gave Mike a strong hug, and slammed Mike's chest with his fist.

"A warrior who cried and called his mother? Well, if that counts, then I am!" Mike also thought he was brave. Although he didn't seem to have done anything, he didn't faint when standing in front of the long-legged spider. , It's already amazing.

　　 "Mike, crying to make mom not ashamed at all!"

　　 "Yeah Mike, I think you are cool!"

　　 "The moment you talked to the long-legged spider just now, I was moved for you, you are so amazing!"

"You **** bastards, do you think that complimenting me like this will make me forgive you? After you go back, you must invite me to drink, otherwise I will never forgive you! And ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ You are not allowed to mention it later. The thing about me peeing my pants, otherwise I will turn my face!" Blond Mike hugged each team member and celebrated the rest of his life. Of course, he also understands that he succeeded, and testing the perfume to death will become an extremely important turning point in his life. This first step in using life as a bet has gone out and is also on the way to success. !

　　 "Captain, I was scared to pee too? This is not a thing at all! Haven't been to Death Canyon, have not faced long-legged spiders, have not urinated pants, such a man is qualified to laugh at us?"

　　 "No need to pee pants anymore!"

　　 "Yes, captain!"

　　 "What is your opinion now? Should you move on or go back?"

　　"Of course, keep going, captain, those of us who haven't succeeded in peeing still want to try it!

"Asshole, I'm not allowed to mention it again! I really hope to wait for ten long-legged spiders to surround you, and then use their hairy forelimbs to poke your chrysanthemum flowers in turn!" A certain captain is going crazy .

　　 "Maybe they like you better, Mike, you didn't see that there was a little Mei Lu looking at you affectionately just now, and still stretched out his hand to caress|touch your face?"

　　 "Stop talking, my heart hasn't returned to normal yet!"

　　 "Is that dear sentence the point just now?"

　　 "Yes, it's too sweet!"

　　 "The love of humans and insects?"

　　 "Well, this can be there, love can cross borders, and of course cross races!" (To be continued. "This text is provided by the Breaking Update Team@碗儿")