Long Live the Counterattack

Lin Dong was stunned.

　　The reason was that after he woke up, he found a simple storage ring on his left middle finger.

　　 This thing is the third year he was dreaming of wandering in the world of comprehension. He saved enough spirit stones to exchange for it. Unexpectedly, when he woke up, he opened his eyes and found that it was still there. This is unscientific!

　　 Lin Dong, holding the pillow, desperately recalled everything in his dream, as if he had been stunned.

　　 No matter what you think.

　　 can't figure it out.

　　 Actually, there is nothing to entangle...There are often unscientific things in the world. For example, the toad can predict earthquakes more accurately than the brick house. Isn’t it unscientific? But facts exist, ha, the world is so wonderful!

"The season of counterattack is here, goddesses, brothers are here. The local tyrants and godfathers should also be prepared to pick up the soap, hope not too cool! Wow ha ha ha ha ha!" Lin Dong immediately jumped up after a clear thought. , Standing on the bed, akimbo, laughing wildly, it looked like a big villain in a TV movie. Lin Dong, who has been mixed up in the world of comprehension and hardship, returns to the mortal world, and can completely despise and crush all things.

　　 If it weren't for being destroyed by Misty Fairy's palm, Lin Dong could completely transform into a humanoid Gundam and single out an army.

　　 It's normal to break into the forbidden area and peek at the supreme cheats of other people's sects.

　　 It's a blessing to be able to return alive.

　　 Lin Dong is not angry at all.

　　Of course, the main reason he is not angry is that the misty fairy is so long that people can’t get angry anyway...

　　 "Work hard, there must be a chance to meet." Lin Dong clenched his fists, and a fiery thought that could not be suppressed rose in his heart. Although this goal is not more than a hundred years old, it is estimated that it will not be achieved.

　　 It is always good to have ideals.

　　Without ideals, is life equal to a salted fish?

　　 "Eat first!" There is no rush to practice. The first problem to be solved at present is to eat.

　　 The hungry Lin Dong touched his pocket. He had no money, and then rummaged through the house. Finally, he found the target under the bed, an old wallet that should have not been used for a long time. Open it, it's empty inside. Lin Dong had a big dream staying in the world of cultivation for ten years. He had forgotten that he was a poor student at the beginning, even though this dream was only a matter of one night for the blue planet.

　　Nimei!

　　 This is too shameful!

　　The personal food and clothing problem is still so serious, so why are the bricks who clamor that the people have gone straight from well-off to Dakang?

　　 Standing in front of the ATM downstairs, Lin Dong tried to forgive himself. When he discovered that the number of deposits in it was infinitely close to zero, he immediately realized that he was not worthy of forgiveness.

　　 must be punished!

　　 Give yourself a lesson that has a far-reaching impact...

"Five meat buns, five steamed buns, three steamed steamed buns, two fried noodles, meat and egg, one and the first porridge, and two fried dough sticks..." Lin Dong ordered a lot of food, determined to Give yourself an unforgettable lesson. The little sister who ordered him in the gourmet shop didn't care at first. She thought that Lin Dong had eaten the package, and when she heard it, she said with a soft voice, sweet as a farmer's spring.

But when she brought it to the table, she saw Lin Dong bow from left to right, wiped out five meat buns with the speed of wind and remnant clouds, and then extended a sinful hand to the five big steamed buns, her eyes suddenly glared with a lovely round. .

　　 Watching Lin Dong wolf down the three-cage xiaolongbao and two plates of fried noodles again, he eagerly pulled the hot Jidi congee in front of him.

　　 could not help asking in a weak voice: "Uncle, wait a while, do you want me to call 120 for you?"

　　 "..." Lin Dong sweats profusely, thinking you are not in business? Are you afraid of a big belly when you open a store?

　　 "You choked?" The little sister looked at Lin Dong in horror, fearing that he would crash to the ground.

　　 "Big man." Lin Dong shook his head and said it was all right.

　　 waved her away again.

　　 If you want to change to the previous one, you will definitely not be able to eat so much food at one time. Even if you eat it hard, I am afraid it will be broken, but since the world of cultivation, the situation is completely different.

　　 Although his own cultivation was ruined, the mental power he had cultivated after ten years of hard work in his dream was still there, and his realm was not lowered much.

　　Don't say so, even if it is several times more.

　　 is also a floating cloud.

　　 Some cultivators can hold a whale in their stomachs, Lin Dong can’t compare this, but it’s easy to hold ten or eight buns.

I remember the tortoise-snake technique was so successful and confident that I ran to PK with an old beggar. I thought I could eat a cow. Who wouldn’t want that old man to eat a lot of cows in one go, if it weren’t for incompetence. , I can’t slay a dragon, maybe I can eat a dragon on the spot. In the world of cultivation, the appetite is not the same as the skill, but the one with the greatest skill is to swallow the mountains and drink the sea.

　　 Besides, men have to be cruel to themselves, otherwise how can they teach themselves an unforgettable lesson?

　　 Lin Dong wiped his mouth with a tissue, still feeling in his heart.

　　 It is a pity that there are not many soft sister coins.

　　 Otherwise.

　　 This punishment can be a little heavier.

　　 "Are you really okay?" The cute little sister with a little baby fat had a hundred of disbelief on her face.

　　 "Maybe I didn't eat last night!" Lin Dong had to find a reason. It is not good to scare the children out of heart disease. In fact, I can have this breakfast again today.

　　 "Ah, it turned out to be like this." The little sister seemed to believe it.

　　 "Yes, this, by the way, help me pack twenty buns." Lin Dong pulled out an old man's head from his wallet, the only one.

"You really want to commit suicide! It's horrible to die alive, so people won't help you do such terrible things!" The little sister was terrified when she heard it, and she unconsciously shoved a pair of small hands into her small mouth. Almost did not cry.

　　 "..." Lin Dong was speechless.

　　 Twenty steamed buns were not successfully packaged and punished their own lessons. Therefore, they were shocked and could not achieve the most profound and far-reaching impact. Forget it, there are still opportunities in the future. Lin Dong, who had a small hiccup, returned in a dream, destroyed his cultivation base, and had to start all over again, now finally has time to think about his future.

　　 Practice and start again.

it is necessary.

　　 Then I went to the world of cultivation, found Misty Fairy, and told her that it is too slow to practice alone, or whether it is more efficient for two people to practice together... That's the whole plan.

　　 wandered around the street and found that everything was the same, there was no sign of the end of the world at all. The previous dream of smashing zombies on the street to rescue girls and occupying a villa in captivity seemed hopeless. Fortunately, the world of comprehension came back from a walk around, and the mentality was very different. Whether there is a doomsday or not, you can easily counterattack Bai Fumei, and you don't have to worry about zombie evolution and food shortages.

　　 "Forget it, I can't be a savior, let's be a little common people, as long as we live well enough." Lin Dong has never had the consciousness of being the protagonist of an American TV series. What is Spider-Man and can he eat?

　　 Seeing girls all over the street playing with mobile phones, Lin Dong remembered that he also has this stuff.

　　 went back to the rental house, he found that the mobile phone was dead.

　　 After charging and powering on, it was found that there were N calls and messages. After thinking about it for a long time, Lin Dong retrieved this memory that belonged to ‘ten years ago’. It should be summer vacation now, and he is working for a company. Two days before sleepwalking in the world of comprehension, I fell ill with a high fever and was lying on the bed, unable to move. It was most likely because no one was taking care of him and he died, thus forming a crossing. After wandering in the world of cultivation for ten years, Fairy Misty accidentally slapped him back with a palm.

　　 In other words, I need to go to work today and be absent from work for three days. This is the reason why there are so many calls from my mobile phone.

　　 Go to Nimei’s class, Lao Tzu is now a diligent cultivator.

　　 Although I can't make a decision on this class, I still have to make a call.

　　 Do things have a beginning and an end.

　　 "Ah, Brother Jian, right? I want to ask? Manager Huang hasn't said anything these days, right?" Lin Dong searched for a long time before finding the number.

　　 This'Brother Jian' is called Shi Jian and is Lin Dong's colleague.

　　 is also a senior.

After joining the company, Senior Shi was quite enthusiastic, especially when Lin Dong invited him to drink, and when he blushed, Senior Shi patted the table and said, "We are brothers, we are closer than our brothers." Rhetoric. Of course you shouldn’t say this seriously. Lin Dong is not a fool, but now it’s time to test his character. Lin Dong invited Senior Shi to eat and wash the sana, massage and push the oil through one-stop service, he is more or less a friend of wine and meat, if If Shi Xuechang's morals did not fall to the ground, he might find an excuse to cover up for Lin Dong.

　　 If he could help ask for a fake, that would not be said, true friend!

　　 The one dragon I asked before is also worth it.

　　 So, Lin Dong pretended to be stupid and naive, and called the senior Shi to try.

Who knows that just now, Senior Shi has criticized Lin Dong severely, with a big brother's accent that I am very optimistic about you, but why your kid is unbelievable: "It's you, Xiaolin! You make me easy to find, I will give it to you these few days. How many calls did you make, but you didn't answer any of them... Why don't you ask for leave if you don't come to work?"

　　 "In the company?" Lin Dong almost couldn't find the space to speak.

　　 "I have to carry all the work of the company alone. This period of time is really exhausting me!" Shi Xuechang was awe-inspiring.

"Work?" Lin Dong hasn't finished speaking. The previous fantasy has already been crushed by Senior Shi's head: "Don't mention work, don't you know, Huang Papi is really angry this time, he threatened to kill you, hands and feet I chopped it up for wine and dishes, and set it as a specimen at the entrance of the company. I don’t think you should go back to the company. Go abroad to hide from the limelight!"

　　Lin Dongruo is still before, and he must have thought that Shi Xuechang really took care of himself like this.

　　 may be overwhelmed.

　　 accidentally asked him to make a dragon or something.

　　 The fact is that Shi Xuechang saw that Lin Dong was not going to work, and the company happened to have a shortage of people for major projects, so he simply asked his girlfriend to jump over and directly took Lin Dong's position. In Shi Xuechang's opinion, Manager Huang, who is similar to the African cannibal chief, thought that Lin Dong, who was "missing for three days", had found a better job and had already taken a higher position in another company. He has always regretted the company's brain drain.

　　Shi-senpai's acting skills are good.

　　 If you want to play a magic drama, it's not a problem to tear the devil.

　　 But now Lin Dong, who understands the "Tingyindong Mingshu", can no longer be kept in the dark as before.

　　 However, Lin Dong is not a good thing either, UU reading www.uukanshu. Knowing that it is fake, com even showed the innocence of'please lie to me', and expressed its heartfelt gratitude to the very loyal senior Shi: "Oh, sorry, brother Jian, you have been implicated, and I will have some time someday. Be sure to invite you to drink."

　　 Senior Shijian laughed boldly: "It's okay, I'm going to stab my brother, it should be, it should be!"

　　 He didn't say a word after that.

　　 It's okay to stab the brother in both ribs, but for the woman, you can stab the brother twice.

　　 Before the change, I lost my job at once, so I must regret it. Although this job is a bit tired and the salary is not high, summer jobs are hard to find, and there are fewer people who can learn something. It was difficult to find at the beginning. Now that I don’t have it, I’m gone. It’s really a bit...but, through After the return of Lin Dong, it is naturally impossible to waste time in that kind of place anymore. Diligent cultivators are the only righteous people in the world.

　　The hypocrite's dialogue ends.

　　 Lin Dong supported his chin and began to think about life.

"Well, I have to find a way to get some money. Brother is going to be the man of the One Piece... On the great sea lane, we have a sea and sky feast, swim in the R sea of ​​the paradise on earth, let the goddesses one after another, bow their heads, kneel and lick, this kind of The life of the winner of life is the true meaning and pursuit of life!" As a poor student, Lin Dong decided to implement an unprecedented counterattack plan starting today.

what?

　　 Can’t you counterattack if you are too poor?

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