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552: Big brother, your roommate poisoned you\r

552: Big brother, your roommate poisoned you

Zhong Da said helplessly to the ridicule of netizens:

"It's not that I want to eat that much, it's that I get hungry whenever I stop."9

At this time, his stomach made a hungry sound.

Zhong Da said embarrassedly:

"Seeing these rice dumplings makes me hungry again."

With that said, he took out a large bag of potato chips from under the table, tore open the package, and poured it into his mouth.

Netizens are convinced:

"Eat snacks as drinks, the first time I saw it."

"You can still eat potato chips with high calories."

"If you go to the Big Eater competition, you will definitely be the first.

Zhong Da did not have time to answer the questions of netizens after eating:

“I can’t get enough of low-calorie foods and just eat more. 39

"I participated in the Big Stomach King competition, and every time I beat the second place, the prize money was used to buy a villa in the small island country, which is the one I live in now."

Speaking, he also got up and let the netizens look at his home and sighed: "If it wasn't for being blacklisted for winning too much, I wouldn't have to participate in sumo competitions to earn money."

Netizens were violently injured:

"I suspect you are at Versailles."

"It's a blessing to suddenly feel so fat. 35

"This villa is luxurious and big, at least 1,000 square meters.

"It's because I'm small, I have to ask how to find a girlfriend, even fat women will chase after them."

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Zhong Da laughed: "I'm not short of money now, I just really want to lose weight. 35

"I have gone to many famous doctors and they said that I am not sick, I am a mental bulimia, and there is currently no cure." ""

"Master Lin, look, is there a body on my body that makes me like this?"

Lin Xuan had long since passed, and said with a calm face: "You are not possessed by ghosts, nor are you afflicted by evil, and of course you are not sick. 99

"Why is that? I can't be born like this, it wasn't like this when I first went to college." Zhong Da frowned, "Since I went to college, my appetite has grown bigger and my body has gotten fatter, even if Right now, the weight is still going up a little bit."

Lin Xuan nodded and said, "Actually, you have already figured out what the problem is."

Zhong Da pondered: "What happened after I went to college? It seems that nothing special happened."

"Think again.

"Unexpectedly, none of the classmates in the class and the dormmates in my dormitory have gained weight.

Seeing this, netizens excitedly guessed:

"As soon as the old man calculates, the problem arises in the university.

"It's clearly a problem, not a congenital factor. 99

"It's weird, what's going on?"

Zhong Da thought about it for a long time, but he had no idea, so he had to ask Lin Xuan: "Master, what is the reason, you can tell me. 35

Lin Xuan hinted: "Generally, the police will target the suspect when solving a case."9

Zhong Dayi patted his head: "You mean Jinwen?"

"There are four people in our dormitory, and the relationship was very good at the beginning, until the final exam.

"He usually skips classes and plays games, and he doesn't listen to the teacher's key points before the test. When the test is over, he asks me to pass the answer to him. Originally, I wanted to refuse, but I passed it on to him out of love.

"I didn't finish it, and I passed the answer with about 70 points. I don't think it's advisable to let a person who doesn't study usually do better than those who work hard.

"As long as he writes the answers I give him, he can pass."9

"Who knows that he didn't do this, he didn't trust my answer, he made some changes by himself, and he failed the result and had to make up the exam. 35

"He just blamed me for this, saying that I didn't copy all the answers to him, causing him to fail.

"When he made up the exam, he asked me to help him take the exam. I didn't agree. He was even more indifferent to me."

"." In the end, he didn't pass the make-up exam, and he had to retake the exam if he failed. But he still didn't study hard, and he didn't pass the exam after re-studying until he graduated, and he didn't get his graduation certificate in the end. "

Zhong Da pondered: "I started to gain weight from a new semester, after I refused to help him make up the exam! Did he do something to me?"

Lin Xuan said seriously:

"Yes, because of that exam, he held a grudge against you, secretly pried open the door of the school's biology laboratory, stole a lot of research viruses from the innermost freezer, and put them all into your water glass to give you feed!

Hearing this, Zhong Da was furious: "Jinwen!"

Netizens were also furious:

"Are you a human?"

"No animal can do such a thing."

"This is an experiment with humans."

"(Qian Zhao's) means that these viruses mutated in Zhong Da's body, causing his current situation.

"Being fat or lucky, almost died!

"@Internet Police, this is murder!"

Internet police Wang Xue posted a bullet screen: "We will contact the school where Zhong Da attended to verify the relevant situation. If it is true, this kind of anti-human behavior will definitely be severely punished!"

"No need to investigate. Back then, there was an incident where the laboratory was broken into at my university, and no suspects were found. Let it go. Now, it seems that Jin Wen did a good job! 35 Zhong Da waved his hand angrily, "Master, Where is that guy Jinwen now, I will kill him. I know that after so many years, I can't find the evidence of that year, but if I don't kill him, it's hard to dispel the hatred in my heart. "

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