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528: My grandfather went to immortal cultivation

The little kid obviously didn't know that the audience was laughing at him in his heart, and said in a milky voice:

"Master Lin, my name is Chen Xiaobao, I am six years old this year, I often hear my parents say at home, you are the most powerful physicist in the world, there is nothing that you can't figure out, right? ?99

"Of course." Lin Xuan smiled and nodded, "What do you want to be?"

Chen Xiaobao was surprised: "Really anything is possible, can you figure out when I will grow up? Can you figure out when the earth will explode? Can you figure out how many pieces of candy I can eat tomorrow-?"

The audience couldn't help laughing:

"Such a good opportunity, even if the little kid wants to count it. 35

"Little baby, ask your parents to come, don't miss such a precious resource.

"Master Lin, why don't you keep his chance and let him count when he grows up."

"Chen Xiaobao, let me tell you these three questions, what do you want me to do with the chance to find a master fortune-telling.

"Master, you are joking, what can this little guy do.

"It's gone, it's gone, call his parents here, playing in the mud is better than playing with a cell phone at a young age."

"Yeah, it's easy to be short-sighted when you look at your phone at such a young age."

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Lin Xuan smiled at the barrage and continued to say to Chen Xiaobao, who was still thinking: "Chen Xiaobao, you have to think about it. I will only count for you once. For you, what do you need me to help you the most?"

When Chen Xiaobao heard this, his little head slumped, and he said in a dull tone: "Master Lin, I want to know, when will my grandfather who loves me the most come back?

Lin Xuan asked patiently, "Can you tell me carefully, what did your grandfather go to?"

Chen Xiaobao nodded and muttered: "Not long after the New Year's Day this year, grandpa suddenly disappeared. I asked my parents and they said that my grandfather went to retreat in the mountains to cultivate immortals. 35

"If you want to see Grandpa, you have to wait for Grandpa to successfully cultivate."

"Master, you said how long it will take my grandfather to cultivate to be successful. If he succeeds in cultivation, what will he do if he ascends to the heaven, then I won't be able to see him?"

"If it's a bit miserable, what if he fails in cultivation and dies?

The netizens heard that the front was still very calm, and when they heard Xiuxian, they laughed a little, and when they finished, they posted a barrage of jokes one by one:

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"Xiaobao, do you often read immortal novels and think that your grandfather is a reincarnated immortal almighty?"

"Isn't this a lie of a liar?"

"Every day when I go to work, my mother tells my daughter that she has transformed into an Ultraman to fight monsters..."

"Sorry, your grandfather has returned to the countryside. Go play hide-and-seek with your friends. You will see your grandfather in the Spring Festival next year."

"What a lovely kid, if only my kid was that innocent. 35

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Before Lin Xuan could speak, there was movement in the living room.

A man and a woman appeared in the live broadcast room.

The woman held Chen Xiaobao in her arms and twisted his little ear with one hand: "Xiaobao, what are you doing, didn't you talk to your mother and tell others about it?"

"I said long ago that you can't touch the phone for the child." The man reproached the woman, and he wanted to grab the phone in Chen Xiaobao's hand.

"No!" Chen Xiaobao protected the phone in his arms.

He said stubbornly:

"Didn't you say that Master Lin is the best fortune teller?"

"Today, I am a fateful person of Master Lin, and he is telling my fortune.

"I must ask Master Lin to figure out when Grandpa will succeed in cultivation.""

The man was anxious: "That's what we adults were talking about.

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The woman also coaxed and deceived: "Xiaobao, return the mobile phone to mother, okay? Big Grey Wolf has released a new movie, and mother will take you to see it. Don't worry about grandpa's affairs. Soon grandpa will succeed in cultivation and fly to the fairyland. Then come back from the fairyland with delicious and fun things for you.

Chen Xiaobao turned his head: "I! No! I want!""

The man raised his fist in anger: "Believe it or not, I'll beat you! 39

Chen Xiaobao closed his eyes, as if he was beaten to death and would not give in.

The man dropped his fist again in anger.

Netizens watched a big play:

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"It's hard to be a parent, it's not a fight, it's not a fight if you don't.

"If you want to say what I'm afraid of, you should hit me with a fist, and I'll be honest with a few more beatings."

"Don't you have a mobile phone now? Just let him talk to grandpa on the phone, not necessarily to let grandpa come back. 35

"Then...why do I have a bad feeling?"

"I feel the same way, I didn't expect the phone call, it's very likely that I really can't come back.

"Damn, don't talk nonsense, what if it comes true."

"I hope it's all right."

The man and the woman coaxed for a long time, but Chen Xiaobao refused to eat, so they could only look at the screen helplessly.

While giving Lin Xuan a look, the two said to Lin Xuan, "Master Lin, we know that you are psychic, help Xiaobao to do the math. His grandfather really went to practice, and it will take a long time to come back."

Lin Xuan nodded slightly, how could he not know what the two meant.

Putting away his thoughts, he smiled at Chen Xiaobao and said, "Xiaobao, you just entered the first grade of primary school this year, right?"

Chen Xiaobao couldn't help nodding.

Lin Xuan added: "Yesterday, while your parents were sleeping, you secretly used their mobile phone to call 110 in the middle of the night, right? 35.