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446: The dowry gift of the village flower seeing you...

The middle-aged man said:

"I did not bid up the dowry.35

"I mean if Murakami likes me, I'll treat her like that.

"I know that licking a dog can't be a good death. I won't be so humble."

He said, turning his attention to Lin Xuan again:

"Master, I was attracted by your live broadcast name.

"Aren't you a god? In fact, I just intend to let you do the math for me, whether my blind date will be successful. 55

"The village flower is a bit difficult, and ordinary women can do it."

"I also know what's going on with me. I didn't get into the university, I only went to the construction site to work. If I can have an ordinary woman, I can "three, two, three"

Lin Xuan pointed and smiled, "You can succeed.

The middle-aged man is overjoyed:

"What kind of girl?

"Village Flower. 35

"What?"

"Village Flower. 55

"No way.

The middle-aged man couldn't believe it, "Master, you are not lying to me.

Lin Xuan didn't reply, fans rushed to answer:

"Master Lin has never miscalculated."

"Who lied to you.

"Shit luck guy.

The middle-aged man finally digested this happy news when he saw the barrage:

"F*ck, my iron tree can bloom too."

"I haven't said a few words to Murakami before.

"No, it's too abrupt for me to go on a blind date like this, I have to go back and change my outfit.

Seeing that he really ran back, Lin Xuan persuaded: "Don't be so troublesome, you just go shirtless, and the village flower thinks you have a masculine charm.

Only then did the middle-aged man stop, and said strangely: "Master, there is a lot of ambiguity in your words."

Lin Xuan chuckled: "There is no ambiguity, it is what you think it is.

The sour netizen just now will be so excited:

"emmmmmmmmmmmmmm'

"I knew it wasn't going to be that simple.

"The village flower made him green, so you don't need to ask. 39

"I haven't dated yet, so I can't be called Green.

"It's all the same. I bet on a pack of spicy sticks, and the village flower is trying to cheat his dowry.""

"If you can afford 500,000 betrothal gifts, people are stupid, and it's not a good conscience if you don't cheat."

The middle-aged man was in a cold sweat, and he had also heard a lot of news of cheating on the bride price.

He is in a hurry:

"Master Lin, then I don't care if she cheated on my money, as long as I don't give her the money, that's fine. 35

Lin Xuan chuckled:

"You are smart, but that village flower is not stupid. If you don't give her money, if she doesn't touch you, you won't get anything.

"You can make a small profit, but she never loses."

The middle-aged man was dumbfounded.

After a long time, I was unconvinced and said:

"What you said is all speculation, maybe she is really blind, and it is also possible that she has a crush on me.

Lin Xuan is half-smiling:

"I'm a fortune teller, not a guess.

"If you don't believe I can count, I can show it to you.

"You can count!"

"Your name is Jin Dabai, from Jincun."

Jin Dabai was shocked, but quickly shook his head: "There is too much information leaked on the Internet now, you can know that this is normal. 99

"Then I'll tell you something that only you know." Lin Xuan is always there, "For example, in the third grade of elementary school, you secretly lifted the skirt of a female classmate. After you were found, tell the teacher quickly and give her a knock. three heads."5

Jin Dabai has a green face.

Lin Xuan added:

“For another example, when you were in computer class in junior high school, you secretly watched pornography online, which attracted viruses and paralyzed the entire school network.35

Jin Dabai's face was terrified.

"For another example, yesterday you went shopping in the county, and when you were halfway there, a bird flew by in the sky, and the bird droppings just landed on top of your head. You went back to wash your hair right after you left!"

"Don't...don't say any more...I...I believe it!" Jin Dabai wanted to bury his head in the soil.

Besides, he really wants to die.

"Ha ha!

"Can you believe our Master Lin, isn't this courting death?

"Don't, keep your mouth shut and let's have a little more fun. 35

"Hello, I'm the principal of your junior high school. Your actions caused major losses to the school at that time, please compensate.

To the ridicule of netizens, Jin Dabai pinched his nose and confessed:

"Master, you are the real god, and only I know all this.""

"I want to ask you this, isn't there any possibility of miscalculation?

"Or, can she be turned back to the shore?"

"Because she's pretty, right?" Lin Xuan played with taste.

"Yes." Jin Dabai only smiled bitterly, "I know very little, I have only seen women more beautiful than her on the Internet.

Lin Xuan: "It's useless to be beautiful, people's hearts are more important.

"Since your village flower entered the city, it has been affected by the flamboyant city, and has been poisoned by vanity 2.7.

"As long as you get this poison, no matter what class, age, or gender you are, it will be like an incurable cancer, and it will only get worse."

"You don't know her well, and you don't know her, so why have any illusions about it. 99

Jin Dabai was pierced by thousands of arrows: "Then I...don't go on a blind date."

Lin Xuan: "You still have to go, because there will be another girl who will fall in love with you, and that girl is still fine. 39

Jin Dabai's emotions rose from the valley to heaven: "This is a good feeling. 99

"By your auspicious words, Master, I will go on a blind date."

He didn't go home anymore, and walked directly to the venue of the blind date in his current clothes.