Live Fortune Telling: No One Knows Fortune Telling Better Than Me

156: You will be together forever, but I suggest breaking up

"Fuck, Xiaoqing, Sister Ling'er?"

"What's this, what's this look like?"

"No, no, Liu Xian called Master Lin's spiritual pet sister?

"Tsk tsk tsk, this f*ck, where is the big water rushing into the Dragon King Temple, it's just the big water rushing into the Lingxiao Palace.

"Hahaha, be steady..."

When there was a group of fans in the live broadcast room, Liu Xian asked with a shocked expression: "Sister Linger, weren't you captured by the Bodhidharma Institute more than a hundred years ago? Didn't they train you? 35

Hearing this, Hu Linger showed a hateful expression and gritted her teeth: "They took me away back then, but I found an expert to mediate, and after paying a lot of money, I regained my freedom.

"By the way, Xiaoqing, what are you doing here?"

So, Liu Qingqing told Hu Linger what happened.

After hearing the whole story, Hu Linger's expression became serious: "Xiaoqing, elder sister has known you for more than 800 years, can you trust elder sister?

"It's definitely trustworthy. If it wasn't for my elder sister, I would have been an elixir in the gourd of the dead Taoist priest." Liu Qingqing seemed to have thought of something terrible, and said with lingering fears and hatred.

Hu Linger heard the words, looked at Lin Xuan, and respectfully said: "Since you can trust your sister, let's recognize Master Lin Xuan as the master together!"

"Speaking of which, I'm not afraid of your jokes, little sister Xiaoqing, my sister didn't even look down on the yang qi of princes and nobles.

"In these years, for the sake of spiritual energy, even some mortals have inhaled the yang energy, just to live a few more years."

"Since I recognized Master Lin as the master, I have never worried about spiritual energy."

Liu Qingqing's eyes widened and exclaimed: "What... what? He really has a way to solve the exhaustion of spiritual energy. Back then...

"shut up!"

Liu Qingqing wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Hu Linger sharply.

"Fuck, why didn't you say anything?"

‘What happened back then, what happened back then?”

"There was a person who sold me in front of me back then, but now the grass on the tomb is three meters high.

"Three, two, three" "Damn, I hate people who talk half way. Believe it or not, I use foot wash to rinse your mouth?"

"Master Lin, I'm your own son, can you tell me what happened back then..."

a time.

Fans in the live broadcast room became curious.

Liu Qingqing also seemed to have thought of something, and quickly shut up and looked at Lin Xuan:

"Master Lin, I am willing to surrender to you!"

"However, my soul body is in the United States, but my body is in Changbai Mountain.

"So, I have to go back to Changbai Mountain first, and it is estimated that I will be able to reach you in a month. 99

Lin Xuan smiled: "Don't be so troublesome. Movie

"Master, is there any way?" Liu Qingqing looked surprised.

Lin Xuan smiled slightly and didn't answer, but stretched out his right hand, which was instantly covered by a layer of white mist.

next moment!

A scene that shocked everyone happened.

In the ward where Liu Qingqing was, a palm with a diameter of five or six meters appeared out of thin air.

In this palm was a giant cyan snake that was as thick as a bucket and more than ten meters in length. After the snake was put down, the palm with a diameter of five or six meters disappeared again.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck?"

"My eyes, what did I just see?"

"I f*ck, is this the real world? That's okay too?

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuously, does Master Lin take it like this?"

"This is the United States, which means that Master Lin took out Liu Xian's body from Changbai Mountain and sent it directly to the United States?"

"Wuwuwu, where is this hand, it's just a teleportation array?

"When describing Master Lin's greatness, I feel that the words are so pale and powerless..."

The fans in the live broadcast room were stunned when they saw Lin Xuan cast the sky-high spell.

Seeing that her body in Changbai Mountain was so easily moved to him by Lin Xuan, Liu Qingqing's eyes widened, shock written on her face, and a storm surged in her heart.

Shock!

Shock!

Really shocked!

Its body is in Changbai Mountain, which is the United States.

That is to say, this little Taoist priest on the other side, just raised his hand, he sent his body, which weighed thousands of catties, across half a blue star, and brought it to him?

Is that human being?

Even those great powers that it has seen in the early years, I am afraid they do not have this ability, right?

Although Sister Linger said that Lin Xuan can solve the exhaustion of spiritual energy, she still has some doubts in her heart.

But now after seeing Lin Xuan's methods, he only has worship in his heart!

"Liu Qingqing, I have seen the master!"

Liu Qingqing's soul body knelt down, kneeling down to Lin Xuan extremely devoutly.

But when he was halfway down his knees, his knees were supported by a soft air current.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Xuan's light laughter came: "Don't be too polite, can you go back to my Tianji Mountain now?

"slow!

At this moment, Hu Linger suddenly spoke.

Lin Xuan looked at Hu Linger: "Is something wrong?

A sly look flashed in Hu Ling'er's eyes: "Master, that Wei Zidong killed my sister, Damn it, you can't just let it go!

"Master, spare your life, Master, spare your life."

"As long as my son is spared, I am willing to do anything, no matter how much it costs!

Seeing that she was going to trouble her son, the old woman was terrified and hurriedly begged for mercy.

Hu Ling'er sneered: "Have you heard of breaking the bank and avoiding disaster, let's discuss compensation.

"Good good."

The old woman was so frightened that she hurriedly agreed.

at the same time.

Alice and Dr. Lu looked at each other with complex expressions on their faces.

After a long silence, Dr. Alice asked: "Doctor Lu, our country has only been established for more than 200 years, has this snake really lived for more than 900 years? 35

"Maybe it's true." Dr. Lu only felt extremely bitter in his heart.

Alice was full of shock: "Isn't the lifespan of a snake only forty years at most? Why does this snake live so long?"

"We in Xia Guo have a saying that when you become an essence, animals can cultivate, Balabala..." Dr. Lu explained with a half-knowledge.

After listening to this, Alice was shocked: "Animals can cultivate into essences, so can people cultivate into essences?"

"What people cultivate is not to become an elite, but to become an immortal. It is like that Master Lin, who brought the body of a snake that weighed thousands of pounds from Changbai Mountain to here!" When Dr. Lu explained, he looked at him with admiration. Lin Xuan is live.

"Changbai Mountain, where is it?" Alice looked stunned.

Dr. Lu didn't speak, just silently took out his mobile phone and marked the distance between Changbai Mountain and this hospital in California, USA.

""

Alice gasped in shock and almost fainted, stammering:

"Also...that means..."

"This master, moved the snake body that weighed thousands of pounds from Blue Star's side to this side?

"This...is this too scary?

"Has the quantum mechanics of your Xia Kingdom developed to this level?"

Dr. Lu explained with a complicated expression: "Teacher, we call this Taoism, not quantum mechanics!

After listening, Alice fell into a long silence.

Out of curiosity, Dr. Lu couldn't help but ask, "Teacher, why are you not talking?"

Alice raised her head and showed a firm expression: "Study medicine can't save the Americans, I want to give up medicine!

"Pfft, hahaha. 35

"Study medicine can't save the American people, I laughed to death. 99

"This sentence is so familiar, it seemed like it came out of Lu Xun's mouth last time.

"It's not good, it's not good, the ghosts are coming to Xia Kingdom."

"It's over, it's over, we Xia people can't hide the fact that they know kung fu.""

"It's over, it's over, we Xia people can't hide the fact that they know Taoism.

"It's over, it's over, we Xia elementary school students can't hide the fact that they ride pandas to school."

"It's over, it's over, we, Yu Jian, a student from Xia Guo Middle School, are going to school, we can't hide this matter."

"7,7. …"

a time.

The live broadcast room is full of barrages.

At this time, Hu Linger also negotiated the price with the old woman.

The old woman was willing to pay 30 million yuan in exchange for Liu Qingqing's forgiveness, and the 30 million yuan was directly credited to Lin Xuan's account.

After everything was ready, Liu Qingqing's soul body entered the snake's body and turned into a beautiful woman in green clothes, and said with great respect: "Master, I will take a plane back to Xia Country now. 95

"Don't be so troublesome!"

While speaking, Lin Xuan stretched out his right hand, and Liu Qingqing felt something grabbed the back of his neck.

Immediately afterwards, Liu Qingqing felt dark in front of her eyes, and when she opened her eyes again, she found that she had reached a room.

Lin Xuan.

Fox Linger.

He was standing right in front of her.

"Bye...bye master!"

After seeing Lin Xuan's penetrating means again, Liu Qingqing was completely convinced.

Lin Xuan said lightly: "No courtesy, your name Liu Qingqing sounds too complicated, I will call you Xiaoqing in the future.

"Yes, Xiaoqing has an order!"

Xiaoqing replied respectfully.

Lin Xuan was also very satisfied with Xiaoqing's attitude, and said to Hu Linger, "Go, take her to eat a peach to replenish her spiritual energy!"

"Yes!

Hu Linger was overjoyed, so she took Xiaoqing to pick peaches.

After sending Hu Linger and Xiaoqing away, he added a lot of merit.

The merit he has accumulated now is only a thin line away from opening the seventh page of the Wordless Heavenly Book.

As long as you count the hexagrams again, you can open the seventh page of the Wordless Book of Heaven.

Therefore, Lin Xuan continued the live broadcast without stopping: "Okay, who wants to be the next one, let's post the barrage!

"I I I!"

"Choose me quickly. 35

"Master, my flying sword is broken."

"Little Lin Xuan, I am also a fortune teller, can you dare to compare with me?"

"You may not believe it, I am Fairy Chang'e, and I want you to come to Guanghan Palace, and let's talk about life events. 39

"Master Lin, I'm from Bodhidharma, I want to fuck you..."

The barrage in the live room.

Just what to say.

Lin Xuan, on the other hand, quickly flipped through the wordless book.

Finally, finally Lin Xuan locks in a nickname of [Holding Beauty Back Home].

"Crack...

Video invitation.

video connection.

connection succeeded.

on the other side of the lens.

He was a man in his early thirties, who was not tall and had a slightly lower appearance.

In addition to the man, there is also a middle-aged couple, as well as two old men and two old ladies.

"This...is this a family?"

"Good guy, I'm just good guy, the family is neat and tidy?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, there are seven people at once, if they all ask Master Lin for fortune-telling, they will make a lot of money. 35

"Why is fate so unfair? In order to grab the chance to let Master Lin tell fortunes, I asked all the students in the class to bring their mobile phones and didn't grab it. Why did the family of seven grab it?"

Just when the fans were complaining.

The middle-aged couple and four elderly people have all gathered around to hold the beauty.

He was also delighted when he hugged the beauty back: "Hahaha, Master Lin is alright, our family is so lucky to be chosen by you."5

Lin Xuan shook his head: "You think too much, whoever is chosen by me will probably have no good things.

Holding Meirengui with a stiff expression, he said embarrassedly: "When I meet Master Lin, you will definitely be able to turn bad luck into good luck, and you will definitely be able to seek good luck and avoid evil!

Lin Xuan smiled and said again: "Then let's start! 99

"Okay!" The beautiful woman who hugged her agreed.

Lin Xuan spoke slowly:

"Your name is Hezhou, 31 this year!"

"Your parents are official apes. 99

"Your grandfather was a small town doctor, and grandma worked as a nurse for grandpa.

"Your grandfather is a factory leader, and your grandmother is a small worker in the factory.

"You live in a northern city with a height of only 1.69, so you feel a little inferior and study very hard."

"Through hard study, you can get 7000+ a month after graduating from a university and working in a research institute."

The real name is Hezhou, who is holding the beauty and nods excitedly:

"exactly.

"Master, you are too clever.

"Our whole family admires you, but I have a small problem now and I want to ask you.

Lin Xuan said lightly, "Let's talk.

"Grandmaster!

"I like a girl.

"This girl grew up with me.

"We went to elementary school together, junior high school together, high school together, and we were all in the same class. Even if we went to college, we were in the same city."

"On campus, though, we're two extremes."

"She is not only good at studying, but also very good at sociability. She will always have an endless collection of love letters, but she is more clean and self-conscious. Although she has received many love letters, she has never talked about love a few times.

"As for me, apart from being excellent in my studies, I hardly have any bright spots.

"I've liked her all these years, but I haven't had the courage to confess because I know I don't deserve her."

"At the beginning of the year, she broke up with a tall, rich and handsome man and was deeply hurt. I have been taking care of her, but I still didn't dare to confess. 99

"..."

"She asked me if I liked her."

"My heart was beating so fast it almost jumped out of my throat.

"Before I could answer, she said that as long as she buys a house in the city with full price, she will marry me.

"If you give her another 100,000 yuan dowry, she will add a little more money and buy a car as a dowry.

"It's standard for a house and a dowry to get married, not to mention she has to pay extra to buy a car."

"And she is also very good, she cooks good dishes and has a good personality.

'So, I promise!

"Woooooo, I cry with envy."

"No, no, no, the spare tire is turned upright?"

"Although it's a car driven by a second-generation rich man, where can an adult have a new car these days?"

"Yes, yes, if you want to live in the past, you always need more green on your head, and it's still a previous relationship.

"I'm greatly encouraged to see the spare tire turn positive. Goddess, I'm here, I'll turn into a licking dog and lick you into a daughter-in-law..."

a time.

The live broadcast room can simply be described as a group of demons dancing.

Lin Xuan's tone was flat: "Isn't it good that the spare tire is turned upright? Why are you still asking me?"

2.6"..."

"I'm afraid.

"Watching your live broadcast for so long, I'm really scared of some girls.

"I want to ask if she really wants to marry me?"

"Also, will she cheat after marriage?"

"Will i have a conflict with my parents?

"Will it be..."

With a worried look on his face, Hezhou asked many questions in one go.

These questions made the female fans of the live broadcast room unhappy:

"Please, ask for a B-face.

"Hehe, if your fiancee knows that you suspect her, she will break up with you immediately.

"You don't need to be suspicious, and you don't need to be suspicious. You don't even understand this truth, so why are you getting married?"

"There are so many problems before getting married. After getting married in the future, there will definitely be a lot of things. It's better to let other girls free as soon as possible."

"She's a woman who has been protected by an eagle, it's enough to see you as a local dog, so what are you doing?

"Grass mud horse!"

Facing the overwhelming abuse from female fans in the live broadcast room, Hezhou also looked embarrassed: "Master, I know it's wrong to ask this, but now the cost of marriage is too high, I still want to ask.

Lin Xuan replied:

"it is good!"

"Then I'll tell you!"

"She really wants to marry you.

"She is also healthy and can have children.

"She won't cheat after marriage, and she won't find fault with your parents.

"Stupid, do you hear me?"

"Hehe, if I were her, I would break up with you directly. 35

"What is the heart of a villain and the belly of a gentleman, this is. 35

"Grass mud horse, why are men so small now?"

After getting a positive reply, many female fans in the live broadcast room continued to abuse again.

The Hezhou family was very happy.

Parents, grandparents, grandparents all showed a smile.

But at this time, Lin Xuan said in a cold tone: "If you get married, you will be together forever, but I suggest you break up!"

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