Live Fortune Telling: No One Knows Fortune Telling Better Than Me

131: tsk tsk tsk, Master Lin's method is perfect.

"Hahaha, I'm afraid you're eating shit."

"Everyone has left, isn't it obvious enough to refuse? 39

"That's right, people give you a step down, why don't you know what's good or bad?"

"As a human being, the most important thing is to have a B number in your heart. Do you have a B number in your heart?"

"Brother, you have to recognize the reality, you and she are no longer in the same circle, and let her live a hard life with you, maybe not?"

Don't wait for Lin Xuan to speak.

Fans in the live broadcast room have put an end to the relationship between Li Wei and his girlfriend.

Seeing the dense barrage, Li Wei closed his eyes in pain, and his body trembled slightly.

In fact, he also knew that he and his girlfriend were no longer in the same circle, but he couldn't accept it in his heart.

Now don't laugh at the water friends, and finally let him recognize the reality and no longer have illusions about his girlfriend. Just like a water friend said, the most important thing in being a person is to have a B number in your heart!

"Li Wei!

Just then, Lin Xuan let out a cry.

Li Wei opened his eyes in disappointment: "Master, I am here."

Lin Xuan chuckled: "Don't get lost. Now get up in the room and look for your household registration book."

"Looking for an account book?"

Li Wei was stunned: "Master, why are you looking for a household registration book? 39

Lin Xuan chuckled: "In another two or three minutes, your girlfriend will come to look for you. When she comes, she will bring the household registration book and go to collect the marriage certificate with you! 35

Li Wei's eyes widened at once, showing an unbelievable expression: "Big... Master, what did you say?"

"I say!"

"Your girlfriend has always liked you.

"No matter what pressure her mother put on her, she never thought to leave you.

"197" "She can see your low self-esteem, so even if you give her a watch of thousands of dollars, she will always wear it on her wrist, and she will bring you to the party of her circle of friends."

"Not only did you go through that earthquake, but so did she."

"She loves you, so she knows you've always wanted to be a soldier.

"In order to reassure you, she went home yesterday to steal the household registration book, and now she has stolen it and is coming to your house.

Li Wei's shocked eyes almost fell out, and he stuttered when he spoke: "Really...really?

"Fake, definitely fake!"

"As a single dog, this has to be considered a rumour.

"Ah, what's the matter, they tricked the dog into killing him again, Laozi wants to report it, report it! 35

"Who knows the phone number of Li Wei's girlfriend's mother? Don't think too much, I don't want to fall in love with her mother, but to tell her mother that your daughter is going to be abducted.

"Wuwuwu, why did Li Wei meet such a good female ticket, and what Zhou Sheng met an infatuated girl before, why did I meet all the scumbags, wuwuwu...

a time.

The fans in the live broadcast room were all red with envy.

Li Wei finally reacted and was overjoyed: "Thank you, Master, thank you, Master, I'll look for the account book! 35

Excited, Li Wei went to look for the account book.

"dong dong dong..."

As soon as Li Wei found the household registration book, there was a knock on the door.

Surprised Li Wei opened the door, and sure enough he saw a beautiful girl standing at the door.

This girl is wearing a white dress, with white skin, clear eyes, and straight black hair... tsk tsk tsk, the beauty is like a princess who ran out of a fairy tale:

"Wow, it's so beautiful.

"Ah, isn't this my wife? How did my wife get here?"

"Bah, you shameless bastard, it's obviously my wife, okay?"

"Fuck, close your eyes, I won't allow you to look at my wife.

"Hehe, all of you are shameless, beautiful girls like this, who else is worthy of it except Master Lin?"

When fans are in the water group.

There are new changes on the scene.

Girlfriend Wu Qian showed a strange expression: "Awei, do you know what I brought?"

"Account book!"

Li Wei replied with a big smile.

Girlfriend Wu Qian showed a shocked expression: "You... how did you know?

"I not only know that you brought the household registration book, but also know that you decided to go to get a marriage certificate with me in advance in order to make me feel at ease! Li Wei replied proudly.

Wu Qian showed a ghostly expression: "You...you...when did you learn to do fortune-telling, how do you even know all this?"

Come!"

"

'Kiss. ’

'Kiss and tell you.

Li Wei showed the sweet expression of a villain.

"Damn it, I almost dug out my eyeballs."

"Poor review, such a bad review, this f*ck isn't killing a dog, it's abusing a dog.

"I'm against this marriage, I don't agree with this marriage, and now we must break up immediately.

"Wuwuwu, it's so cruel, who has a trachea to pick me up, I'm going to inflate my girlfriend..."

The fans in the live broadcast room were very sad.

"Come on..."

With the chirp, the hearts of many male fans in the live broadcast room were broken.

After the kiss, Li Weicai picked up the phone with excitement, pointed at the screen and said, "Look, these are what Master Lin told me.

"Awei, let's break up." His girlfriend was serious.

Li Wei's face turned pale all of a sudden: "Why...why?"

Girlfriend Wu Qian ignored Li Wei, but looked at Lin Xuan with admiration, and said:

"Master Lin. 35

"I like you so much. 99

"Li Wei and I are just playing together, the one who really loves is you."

"I should have looked for you when I went to Yunhai City, and I even fought a poor ghost at the foot of Tianji Mountain. You are really handsome, can I be your girlfriend?

"You can get a divorce when you are married, you can give it away when you have children, and you can break up with a girlfriend. After all, you are so handsome, it's a pity not to be my boyfriend..."

"Fuck you, bold monster!

"Damn, who asked you to tease my husband?"

"Grass, you monster, how dare you molest my husband?"

"I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore, report the address, I'm going to fight you."

When Wu Qian finished speaking.

The female fans in the live broadcast room became angry all of a sudden.

They have always regarded Lin Xuan as their private property.

Now, there is actually a dog woman who dares to tease their male god in public. What is the difference between this and playing with fire at a gas station?

However, Lin Xuan smiled slightly: "No way!"

Wu Qian immediately became anxious: "Why?

"Sorry, I don't drive used cars." Lin Xuan chuckled.

"a ha ha ha."

"Used car is an appropriate description.

"Master Lin, I am a new car, I am a new car. 35

"Master Lin, please let go of the confusion, I will drive this new car on my own.

Fans in the lively water group

Wu Qian's face turned cold, and she said to Li Wei, "Let's get back together.

"Okay... okay." Li Wei's expression was a little complicated.

After a little joke.

The two went to the Civil Affairs Bureau together.

Because of the household registration book, the two quickly got a license to get married and became a couple in the legal sense.

After receiving the certificate, Wu Qian showed a worried expression: "Hey, it's over, if my mother finds out, it will be troublesome if she goes to your house to make trouble.

Li Wei also looked worried: "It's nothing to make trouble at my house, I'll let my parents accompany you, I'm afraid my aunt will beat you."

Wu Qian smiled bitterly: "With my mother's temper, a severe beating is definitely inevitable."

【Li Wei rewarded the anchor, Carnival X100!】

After reward.

Li Wei looked sincere: "Master Lin, although 100 carnivals are not many, they are already my limit. Can you do me a favor and let Auntie fulfill us!?"

"Yes, Master Lin will help."

"Yes, men have such good girls.

"There are too many scumbags now, it's rare to have such a good girl, Master Lin can help.

"Master Lin, I voluntarily eat dog food, but it's delicious... I also ask Master Lin to help..."

a time.

All fans are begging for Lin Xuan.

Lin Xuan smiled and nodded: "Okay, let me help!

Li Wei's eyes lit up: "Master, I will do what you say!

"You now tie a piece of paper and ask your girlfriend to write on it:

【Mom, I am Xiaoqian. 】

【When you read this letter, I have already left. 】

【Don't worry, what I said about leaving is not death, but leaving with my boyfriend Lake. 】

[By the way, I almost forgot to introduce Lake to you. He is a black man from a West African country. Now he is doing business in our Xia country. His father is a chief there. 】

[The reason why I dare not say goodbye to you is because Lake is fifty years old, and I am afraid that you will not agree. 】

[In addition to being afraid of your disagreement, I am also afraid that Lake will infect you with AIDS. 】

[As for me? I have been infected with AIDS by Lake for a long time. 】

【I didn’t go to the table during this period of time. You thought it was protesting your refusal to marry Li Wei. In fact, I was afraid of infecting you with AIDS. 】

[By the way, let me tell you one last good news. 】

[Lake's father was a chief, who was in his seventies and was about to die. 】

[I am Lake's seventh wife, but don't worry, I will definitely coexist peacefully with Lake's first six wives. If they beat me, I will not fight back, try to reason with them.l

[By the way, Lake said, if there is a D product, the first one will let me suck. 】

[When Lake becomes the chief, and when I am queen on the spot, I will take you and my dad over. 】

【Love your daughter, Wu Qian!】

"Pfft, hahaha."

"I didn't see it, you are such a Master Lin?"

"I can almost imagine now, Wu Qian's mother's expression when she saw this letter. 35

"Hurry up, I can't wait to see Wu Qian's mother collapse and agree to Wu Qian and Li Wei's marriage.

"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up...

After Wu Qian was shocked, she was eager to try:

"Master Lin, you are so talented, do you still consider my suggestion? 35

"As long as you think about it, I will divorce Li Wei now, part ways by the way, and go to the hospital to get a film repaired, just like a new car!"

Lin Xuan waved his hand: "Stop driving, go home and leave a letter to your mother!

"Cut, all right!

Wu Qian pouted and agreed.

Lin Xuan reminded again: "By the way, put a mobile phone in a hidden place, you can see your mother's status on the live broadcast, so that you can grasp the opportunity! 35

"it is good!"

Li Wei and Wu Qian agreed.

ten minutes later.

Wu Qian's father and Mama returned home.

Wu's father wanted to lie down on the sofa when he entered the door, but Wu's mother scolded, and Wu's father hurriedly took off his shoes and socks, and sat on the sofa after sorting them all.

"Huh, what is this?"

Father Wu picked up the letter left by Wu Qian.

"Bring it here, let me see it first!"

As soon as Mama Wu grabbed the letter, she read it, but after reading a few lines or two, Mama Wu's face changed greatly:

"what?

"Daughter gone with a black man?"

"Sorry, is this black man still poor West Africa?"

"Woohoo, the chiefs over the other side have to bare bunny, not even our village chief, how can our daughter be so sensible? 99

Only after watching half of it, Wu's mother burst into tears.

But after seeing the following content, Wu's mother was even more shocked and shouted anxiously:

"What? 35

"Lake is fifty years old?"

"Woooooo, my daughter is only twenty-one years old, how can I be spoiled by a fifty-year-old black man, I'm going to kill him!

"AUT..."

"AIDS, AIDS?

"This damn black man passed AIDS to our daughter?"

"Daughter won't eat with us in order not to infect us with AIDS?"

"Uuuuu, if I had known earlier, I wouldn't have stopped my daughter and Li Wei. How could marrying Li Wei be better than this black man. 99

Wu's father was also anxious and heartbroken: "Don't cry, see what is written after 2.6?

"what……"

"The... seventh wife?"

"Our daughter is the seventh wife? A sin, this is a sin!"5

"There is a D product that makes my daughter the first to suck, damn, damn, damn... Daughter actually learns to suck D?"

"Will you take us over in the future?"

"Uuuuu, sin, sin?"

"The family is unfortunate, the family is really unfortunate"

Father Wu's face was also extremely ugly at the moment:

"Hmph, I told you not to treat children too strictly, but you won't listen!

"I think Li Wei is fine, but you don't want your daughter to be with Li Wei. Now it's alright, and you're going to Africa with a black man. 35

Wu's mother panicked immediately: "Husband, I was wrong, I was wrong, and now the top priority is to get my daughter back.

Father Wu's face was ugly: "I just left a note, it's easy to get it back, the problem is..."

"What's the problem?" Wu's mother asked.

Father Wu said in a deep voice: "The problem is that there is no effective medicine for AIDS, and you can't quit smoking D for a lifetime. Our daughter... this life is over! 99

rumbling...

suddenly!

Mother Wu felt that the sky was falling.

She had high hopes for her daughter, but she didn't expect... Now it has become like this.

"Uuuuuu..."

"I regret it, I regret it."

"I shouldn't have been so strict at the beginning, and I shouldn't have been so harsh with my daughter." Wu's mother broke down and cried.

"..."

at this time!

The bedroom door opened.

Li Wei and Wu Qian joined hands and walked out of the bedroom.

Dad Wu was stunned: "You...you?"

Mother Wu was dumbfounded: "Daughter...Aren't you?"