Live Fortune Telling: No One Knows Fortune Telling Better Than Me

052: You Taoists are all crooked

The voice fell.

The fans in the live broadcast room were instantly amused:

"Pfft, uncle, are you a funny guy sent by monkeys?"

"No no no, uncle looks like a monkey sent by Doubi to me."

"Uncle, there are hundreds of college students graduating every year, but there is only one master in the entire Xia Kingdom, my brother Xuan!"

"Uncle, you asked Master Lin to go to school, I'm afraid you are not losing your mind..."

For a while!

Fans in the live broadcast room are spraying uncle.

Everyone thought that the uncle would come to his senses.

But what was unexpected was that the uncle showed a contemptuous expression and snorted coldly:

"Hmph, what do you know?"

"Everything is inferior, only reading high, have you heard of it?"

"As long as you go to a good university, you can be admitted to the civil service."

"Civil servants have iron jobs. They go to work every day and sit in the office, blowing the air conditioner to get their wages."

"You fortune-tellers, Internet celebrities, finance, animation... are all crooked..."

The uncle has quite the ability to be a man and a man, and he is a slap at netizens.

Fans are stunned:

"Maya, did this uncle come from that dynasty?"

"Uncle, you died early in the morning, why do you still have such thoughts?"

"I'm a civil servant. I think my uncle is tricking us. Our civil servants are now serving the people wholeheartedly."

Seeing the uncle who is full of superiority, he has to fight with fans.

Lin Xuan couldn't help reminding: "Uncle, we'll talk about other things later, let's talk about your son first."

Hear the word son.

The uncle's eyes suddenly lit up.

Before Lin Xuan could finish speaking, the uncle entered a state of excitement:

"Hey, you know what?"

"My biggest wish in my life is to be a civil servant and serve an iron rice bowl."

"However, I have no chance now, so I pin my hopes on my son."

"But my little brat, not only doesn't study hard, but also likes playing with mobile phones."

"Hide under the covers to play, hide in the closet, and even play in the cupboard."

"The grades dropped to the bottom three."

"Guess what, I'll give it a uniform in one move!"

Hear it!

Some fans became interested in this neurotic couple and asked:

"What's the matter, tell me quickly!"

"My son also likes to play with his mobile phone. I come and go to read scriptures."

"Come on, I also hope that my son will become a dragon, and let my son be a civil servant..."

There are also many parents in the live room.

Hearing that the mentally ill uncle has a way to make his child look like a dragon, his eyes lit up.

Seeing so many people asking, the neurotic uncle's eyes lit up and he was proud:

"I tied my son to a tree and hung him, and broke one leg."

"After the leg was broken, my son cried out in pain, and I understood my pains at that time."

"I sent my son to the hospital, and my son told me at the time that he should study hard, get into a good university, and become a civil servant."

"My son is now the third in age, and teachers call me to praise him."

when saying these words.

The neurotic uncle has always maintained a smug expression.

But after listening to this sentence, the fans in the live broadcast room couldn't help it:

"I f*ck, break the child's bones?"

"Grass-mud horse, are you really good at being a father?"

"Is this really abuse? Someone knows where this is. I want to call the police."

"What's wrong with me, did your son become your son after blowing up the Yuanmingyuan in his last life?"

"Damn, Laozi really wants to send you to Yang Yongxin, the Dharma King of Thunder and Lightning, to give you electrotherapy..."

Although the fans in the live broadcast room are scolding the crazy father.

But the neurotic father didn't care at all.

In his heart, he thinks that this is all for the good of the child, and the child will understand it in the future.

The way is different!

Do not conspire!

The insane father ignored the fans, looked at Lin Xuan and asked, "Master Lin, I want to ask a few questions."

"Ask," Lin Xuan said.

The neurotic father is a little guilty: "I am so good to my son, will my son be good to me in the future, and give me a retirement, after all, it is too much to break the bones."

Lin Xuan replied with a serious face: "I won't say whether your son can give you a pension or not. If you don't hurry to find him now, he will die before you!"*