Live Fortune Telling: Girl, Your Girlfriend Made You Green

038: A woman who cheats is like a bowl of shit

038: A woman who cheats is like a bowl of shit

The ape sighed:

"As Master Ye said."

"The cultivation of monsters is against the sky."

"You kill me, it is my fate."

"You can't survive the disaster, but revenge on you is no different from losing a game of cards and overturning the table."

"now."

"Since you are willing to pay for your sins with death."

"It means that you have sincerely regretted it."

"Since that's the case, I don't have to kill them all!"

"Dong dong dong..."

Heard these words.

Fan Zhenghai knelt directly on the ground and kowtowed, crying bitterly: "Thank you, thank you..."

see this result.

Ye Xuan is very pleased with the reconciliation between the two parties.

at the same time

Ye Xuan was thinking.

The reason why the Ninth Spirit Ape did good deeds before.

It is because there is a thought in my heart that doing good deeds is equal to becoming an immortal, and I have a very strong utilitarian heart.

But cents this thing.

The most taboo is the utilitarian heart.

now.

The Nine Good Spirit Apes can disregard utility.

Generously let go of Fan Zhenghai's father and his wife.

This is the real good, and it is possible to become a fairy in the future.

after reconciliation.

Fan Zhenghai expressed his gratitude.

Then he pushed his wife A Ling out of Ye Xuan's fortune-telling shop.

The afterglow of the sunset.

shining on the two of them.

A layer of gold was plated on their bodies.

It seems that the two are neither rich nor healthy, but they are very much like love.

...

...

time flies

Three nights later.

Ye Xuan pointed and counted.

Just from the Miaomiao Tianji.

I found a carrier suitable for the reincarnation of the spirit ape.

then.

Ye Xuan brought the ape with him.

Out of the fortune-telling shop.

As soon as I went out, I ran into an acquaintance.

This acquaintance is Bai Zhenzhen, who has been wandering outside the door and cannot enter.

At this moment, Bai Zhenzhen was dressed so delicately and coquettishly, as soon as she saw Ye Xuan coming out, she jumped up, knelt on the ground and begged:

"Master Ye."

"Please help me."

"Tang En still loves me, he still wears the belt I gave him, he vomits blood because of my sadness, and even protects me at the wedding."

"I love Dunn, Dunn loves me."

"Please help me, let me and Dunn be together."

"I would give everything for him!"

Ye Xuan glanced at Bai Zhenzhen sympathetically and said in a flat tone, "Bai Zhenzhen, do you know what a woman who betrays a man is like in the eyes of a man?"

"Phase... equivalent to what?"

Bai Zhenzhen's face was pale, and her eyes were a little dodgy.

Ye Xuan said without hesitation: "A woman eats with a bowl, but a woman who has slept with other men is like a bowl that people eat with shit in."

"After breaking up, you changed five or six boyfriends."

"In Tang En's eyes, it's like a bowl that contains five or six people's shit."

"Now, do you think it's possible for Tang En to continue to carry you to eat in a bowl that has been filled with five or six people's feces?"

Bai Zhenzhen's face turned ashen at first, but then she gritted her teeth:

"Maybe, my love for Tang En is extremely hot, let alone a bowl of shit, I can eat even a bowl of shit!"

Hearing this, Ye Xuan sneered and glanced around.

Now outside Ye Xuan's fortune-telling shop.

There are many Internet celebrities who are rubbing the heat.

Ye Xuan's eyes just swept away, and he saw an Internet celebrity who was acting as a beggar, with a dog on a leash and a bowl beside him.

Ye Xuan walked over without saying a word

The right hand patted the dog's abdomen.

next moment.

The dog only felt his stomach turned upside down.

The crater erupted at once, and Ollie jumped out directly, just into the bowl of the beggar Internet celebrity.

a few seconds.

Just a full bowl of Ollie.

This scene almost didn't make the surrounding internet celebrities sick to death.

Ye Xuan pointed to a bowl full of Oli, and said lightly to Bai Zhenzhen:

"Come on, eat as many bowls as you have with the next five boyfriends."

"After eating, I will help you and let you and Tang En be together!"

"vomit……"

Bai Zhenzhen walked to the bowl and covered her mouth in disgust and retched.

see.

A sneer appeared on Ye Xuan's face: "See, you feel disgusting yourself!"

After leaving such a sentence, Ye Xuan gave another 100 yuan to the beggar Internet celebrity, which was considered a bowl of money, and then turned around and left.

...

soon.

Ye Xuan appeared at the door of a pet hospital.

After a while, a middle-aged man in tattered clothes walked out of the pet shop in despair.

This middle-aged man.

Holding a half-foot-tall little monkey in his arms.

This little monkey has long been out of breath.

Ye Xuan looked at the middle-aged man: "Chen Zaisheng, sell this monkey corpse to me."

"How...how do you know my name?"

When the middle-aged man in a state of despair heard Ye Xuan calling his name, his eyes widened and he exclaimed.

Ye Xuan smiled slightly:

"Not only do I know that your name is Chen Zaisheng."

"I also know that your ancestors have been monkey jugglers for generations."

"But people in this era don't watch monkey dramas anymore, and your life is getting more and more difficult."

"This monkey in your arms is your last little monkey."

"The little monkey is sick, you have no money to watch it, you can only watch it die."

"10,000 yuan, sell the corpse to me!"

"Or, I will exchange it with a lucky charm!"

...

at last!

Ye Xuan used 10,000 yuan.

Bought a little monkey.

After returning home.

Ye Xuan recited "The Sutra of Rescue the Suffering" for the monkey corpse.

Then.

Ye Xuan summoned the remnant soul of the ape again, and said lightly:

"I'm about to reincarnate you in a new body, what else do you have to say?"

Ling Ape looked solemn: "Before reincarnating, I want to test Master Ye's ability."

"How to test?" Ye Xuan asked.

Ling Ape's expression was solemn: "If Master Ye can tell my origin, I will agree to reincarnate!"*

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