Live Fortune Telling: Girl, Your Girlfriend Made You Green

001: Girl, your girlfriend made you green

Flying fish: "Fuck, live fortune telling? Liar?"

Bubble chick: "What age is it, and you still engage in feudal superstition?"

Laozi is God: "It must be a liar, there are people in the world who can tell fortunes, I live to eat shit..."

In the fortune-telling live room.

The barrage is all questioning and clamoring.

Looking at these not-so-polite barrages, the anchor Ye Xuan remembered the experience of the past few days.

three days ago.

A golden treasure chest appeared on his bed.

The moment he touched the treasure chest, a symbol similar to oracle bone inscriptions flew out from the first page of the Wordless Book and merged into his eyebrows.

Since then, he has been able to tell fortunes.

It happened that the live broadcast of fortune-telling novels was popular in Feilu, and he wanted to try it. What kind of experience would it be to live broadcast fortune-telling in reality?

I have to say, the experience is very bad.

The water friends in the live broadcast room in the novel saw the live broadcast of fortune-telling, shouted 666, and knelt down to the master...

But in reality, it's the complete opposite. Some people say liars, some people say feudal superstition, and some people say that live broadcasts eat shit.

Facing the doubts of the water friends in the live broadcast room.

Ye Xuan decided to show his hands properly and shocked the water friends

After making a decision in his heart, Ye Xuan showed a smile on his face:

"Li Xiaoyu, I really know fortune telling."

"He Linlin, fortune-telling is metaphysics, not feudal superstition."

"Liu Zhiwei, I've figured out your name now, when will you live stream the shit?"

Laozi is God: "Fuck, fuck, fuck... How did you know my name is Liu Zhiwei?"

Bubble chick: "No, no, master, do you really know my name is He Linlin?"

Flying fish: "Oh my god, how do you know my name is Li Xiaoyu?"

The three were still questioning and clamoring just now.

Hearing his real name all of a sudden, he was almost scared to pee.

Among them, the chick in the bubble is a little rich woman, and her eyes lit up immediately: "Master, how much is a hexagram, give me a hexagram."

"Master, I also want to come to a hexagram."

"Master, you can tell me how much it is..."

Several other people in the live broadcast room saw that Ye Xuan had real skills, and they also sent barrage inquiries, all wanting to make a comment.

However……

Ye Xuan smiled slightly: "Now that reading novels is free, how can I get paid for fortune-telling?"

"The master... give us a hexagram!"

"no!"

"why?"

"Because I only do fortune-telling for people who are destined." Ye Xuan replied with a chuckle.

All the water friends hurriedly asked: "Who is the fate?"

"She's coming soon!"

...

...

at the same time.

Inside a rental house in Jiangzhou.

A woman who is more than 1.5 meters tall, about 20 years old, is mumbling to herself with a look of hesitation:

"separate."

"Do not break up."

"Break up... don't break up... break up..."

"If you break up, what if you can't find a better one?"

"But my best friend said that my boyfriend is not worthy of me at all, and I deserve a better boyfriend..."

After muttering for a while.

The woman still didn't make up her mind, so she decided to open the shark live broadcast to relax.

"Crack..."

Just opened Shark Live.

The system pushed a "Fortune Telling Live Room"!

Seeing the name of the live broadcast room, the woman's eyes lit up immediately, and she asked the master if she would break up, wouldn't she know?

"Crack..."

The woman entered the live broadcast room directly.

After entering the live broadcast room, the woman directly posted a barrage: "Master, can you give me a guess?"

"No, the master is waiting for the destined person."

"Wait, the master only counts for those who are destined."

"Wuwuwu, I'm really looking forward to the appearance of someone who is destined..."

When the woman posted the barrage, other water friends in the live broadcast room responded first without waiting for Ye Xuan to reply.

However, to the surprise of all the water friends, Ye Xuan smiled slightly:

"Connect with the video, you are the predestined person!"

click...

Video link is successful.

Appearing in the camera is a woman of about twenty-five years old with average appearance.

"Is this the fateful person?"

"I'm not as beautiful as I am, why should I be a fate?"

"Shut up upstairs, Master, please do the math for the destined people. I think what is the difference between the destined people?"

"Yes, +1 for those who are destined!"

"+10086..."

Seeing that Ye Xuan has successfully connected with someone who is destined to do so.

The water friends in the live broadcast room urged impatiently, wanting to know what is the difference between destined people?

When the water friends madly posted the barrage, the woman was suspicious: "Are you really good at fortune-telling?"

"Really!"

"How do you prove that you can fortune-telling?"

"Let me count you and your boyfriend."

Ye Xuan replied as if going through the process, and continued:

"Your name is Zhou Li!"

"25 years old this year, height 155, college degree."

"My father is a taxi driver and my mother is a housewife."

"You are currently working in an advertising company with a monthly income of 4000+, right?"

When Ye Xuan said her name, the woman's eyes widened because her real name was Zhou Li!

After Ye Xuan said other information, Zhou Li's shocked eyes almost fell to the ground.

When Ye Xuan finished speaking all the information, Zhou Li couldn't help being shocked and exclaimed in excitement:

"Wow!"

"Too accurate, Master, you are too powerful."

"All my information has been told by you. Can you tell me more about my boyfriend?"

"Your boyfriend's name is Li Zheng!"

"Height 172, 28 years old this year, graduated from Aurora University in 985."

"Unlike your parents, your boyfriend's father is in business, and there are many million-dollar luxury cars at home."

"Every time your boyfriend comes to see you, he drives a different luxury car."

"Right?"

When Ye Xuan finished saying this.

Zhou Li was completely sluggish, showing a hellish expression: "Master, you are so powerful, you are simply a fairy!"

"So, you can ask questions now!" Ye Xuan chuckled.

Zhou Li hesitated:

"Grandmaster!"

"I'm 155, which is way too short."

"In order to change the genes of the next generation, I want to find a boyfriend who is 1.8 meters tall and has a wealthy family."

"But I'm afraid that after breaking up, not only can I find a better one, but I will even lose my current rich second-generation boyfriend."

"So, I want to ask the master, do you want to break up with your boyfriend?"

"Fuck, are the people who are destined to be evil?"

"Girl, you can order a B face."

"You have self-knowledge, obviously you don't?"

"Damn, 155 doesn't like 172, what's wrong with this world?"

"Your boyfriend's education is higher than yours, and your family is better than yours. Why do you want to break up, right?"

When Zhou Li's voice fell.

The scolding from the water friends in the live broadcast room seemed to be overwhelming.

Ye Xuan didn't pay any attention to the water friends, but said lightly with his fingers: "Girl, I advise you to consider something else."

"What is that?"

"Count your best friend Yang Qian!"

"Yang Qian, she is my best best friend, she is the one who persuaded me to break up with my boyfriend."

Hearing Yang Qian's name, Zhou Li's face burst into a smile.

Ye Xuan showed a sympathetic expression: "Girl, let's be honest, your best friend Yang Qian has given you green!"*