Live broadcast: The school beauty cried in anger with one sentence at the beginning

Points are booming.

Xu Muge was in a good mood and decided to read two emails and be happy.

The audience had been brushing Xu Muge to play this game, but when they heard that they wanted to read the email, they didn't say anything one by one.

Or this show is interesting.

Anyway, it's not the fan routine Xu Muge, or Xu Muge critting fans, and others are watching lively.

Xu Muge gave them ten minutes to send emails, and then randomly selected emails to read.

The first one.

"Hello Brother Mu, I have a friend..." Seeing

this beginning, I understand everything, and make friends out of nothing.

"This friend's friend, let's just refer to this friend, the email directly replaced the word friend with my word, so that everyone can read it."

"Two months ago, my girlfriend was admitted to the civil service, and that night she opened a video with me, and I said congratulations on her passing, and she said let's break up, and my whole body was stupid at that time, and my brain was buzzing."

"After that we broke up, we talked for three years, and I didn't know what I was doing wrong, so I broke up inexplicably, which made me very sad."

"In the past two months, I have been muddy every day, like I have lost three souls and lost six souls, I am really sad, can Brother Mu enlighten me."

The content of the email is also quite simple, that is, his girlfriend broke up with him after he was admitted to the civil service.

Xu Muge drank his saliva and cleared his throat.

"Brother, don't be sad, thirty years in Hedong Mo bully the youth is poor, next you will make a fortune, drive a luxury car, live in a mansion, when she sees all this, the fat times she regrets will cry wet."

"How? Is such comfort appropriate?

Xu Muge's originally smiling face instantly returned to normal.

"It's a pity that this is the plot in Shuangwen's novel, in reality, there is a high probability that she will find a boyfriend with much better conditions than you with her iron rice bowl job, get married, have children, and you are still messing around."

Points +300

"You shout that you do not bully the middle-aged poor, do not bully the old and poor, until the last deceased is big."

Points +300

"It's still very sad for two months, you have been raised for ten years, and you won't be sad for two months if the dog that has been with you for ten years dies, right?" A person who is not related by blood, abandoned you, are you still sad?

"I don't have the ability to learn from others' hypocrisy, it's nothing."

Points + 400

Xu Muge This output, directly in front of the screen to the fan who sent the email cried.

"Woo-woo, Brother Mu, I'm wrong, don't say it."

"Hahahahaha, look at the laughter."

"I like Brother Mu Crit fans too much, provided that this person can't be me."

"Sure enough, human happiness is based on the suffering of others."

"Brother Mu publish the book."

"Don't, if Brother Mu writes a book, he will be the second lonely dog."

After saying this.

Xu Muge casually picked up the apple on the side and ate it.

Continue to the second readable email.

Some e-mailers like to make trouble, sending video pictures or clips that violate the line.

These are the "learning materials" that Xu Muge's "black-hearted old driver" tricked those people really want. Xu

Muge first looked outside the live broadcast screen and confirmed that there was no problem before pulling it into the live broadcast screen.

"You people, if you don't study well every day, what is this that you sent me! When these learning materials are released, the live broadcast room will be blocked.

"Let's read the email first, and I'll study it slowly."

The live broadcast room is full of question marks.

Good stuff not shared with everyone?

Just eat alone?

Hearing his words, Pei Houwang next to him quickly volunteered.

"Brother Mu! You know me, I love learning the most! I can't wait to live in the classroom, you must send me a copy of these learning materials!

Yan Li followed and said: "And me, I feel uncomfortable if I don't study for a day!"

"It's the same!"

They are more positive than the other.

Some LSPs in the live broadcast room are in a hurry.

Xu Muge quickly found a second readable email.

"I sometimes wonder, what is the meaning of my life, is it like this, every day to eat, go to school, play games, sleep."

"After graduation, working 9-to-5, working overtime, traveling two or three times a year, buying a house, working in a bank, getting married, having children, and eventually dying?"

They all started thinking about life.

Xu Muge held his chin with his left hand, "Did you just read a lot of study materials and finish needlework?" After

all, most ordinary people only think about life when they are sages.

"Of course not, it's possible that you can't finish school, can't find a job, can't travel, can't afford to buy, and no one can't get married."

Points +748

"In fact, these things you dislike are what some people dream of."

"If you really think that such a life is boring, you can also skip the middle and die directly."

This letter and the person described in the previous letter have one thing in common, that is, hypocrisy.

When Xu Muge encountered this kind of person, he didn't say a word, first crit, and then spray.

He sprayed cool, and the audience in the live broadcast room also watched cool.

"Well said!"

"I also thought like this after reading it, but it is definitely not as sharp as Brother Mu said, so crisp and sharp!!"

"I haven't suffered hardships, I haven't experienced the beatings of society, I have lived under the care of my parents since I was a child, I don't know where to see some inspiration, so I put it there and the pretentiousness is endless, Brother Mu sprayed well!"

"I finally understand why people like to read emails."

Fortunately, in subsequent emails, there were no similar hypocritical lovers.

Xu Muge read until eleven o'clock and went off the air.

Just now, he saw a lot of learning materials in the email, all kinds of things, and even sent directly to the learning website.

This gave Xu Muge a crooked idea.

He found a video of teaching Japanese at a training institution on the Internet and mosaicked the person who told the video.

After that, upload the two-hour video to a website with various learning materials.

There are three tabs, domestic, classroom, teaching Japanese.

After getting it done, Xu Muge went to sleep.

The video he uploaded was seen by many LSPs.

They see this label and, without saying a word, download it directly.

After the download is complete.

Close the curtains, close the door, and put on headphones.

Open the learning video.

I watched it for five minutes and was still lecturing.

"Huh! This plot is quite long. "

I like to watch the front of the plot generally not fast forward and watch quietly.

I watched it for another ten minutes, and I was still lecturing.

"I wipe! Isn't the plot a little too long! "

After another fifteen minutes, I was still lecturing.

Something is wrong, fast forward to the last minute.

How can I still be lecturing.

This is not a study material he wants to see at all, but a real learning material!!

Gan!!

There are quite a few people who have been deceived on points + 1000

.

They commented below the video.

"Groove! Don't look! It's not what you think, it's a video of a lecture!

"I was stunned because I watched the Japanese pronunciation for ten minutes, and I thought it was needed by the plot!"

"Which dog stuff uploaded the video! I really want to chop him with a knife! "

Look at the account name, black-hearted old driver.