Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying

Chapter 85

Points rush up.

Xu Muge was in a good mood and decided to read two emails and be happy.

The audience had been swiping Xu Muge to play the game, but when they heard that they wanted to read the email, they didn't say anything.

Still this show is interesting.

Anyway, it's not the fan routine Xu Muge, or Xu Muge critiques the fans, and others watch the fun.

Xu Muge gave them ten minutes to send emails, and then randomly picked emails to read.

first letter.

"Hello, Brother Mu, I have a friend..."

Seeing this beginning, I understand everything, and make friends out of nothing.

"This friend's friend, let's just call this friend for short. The email will directly replace the word friend with the word me, so that everyone can read it."

"Two months ago, my girlfriend was admitted to the civil service examination. She opened a video with me that night. I said congratulations to her for passing. She said we should break up. At that time, I was completely stupid and my brain was buzzing."

"We broke up after that. We talked for three years, and I didn't know what was wrong with me. I broke up so inexplicably, which made me very sad."

"In the past two months, I have been confused every day, as if I have lost three souls and six souls, I am really sad, can Brother Mu enlighten me?"

The content of the email is also very simple, that is, the girlfriend broke up with him after he was admitted to the civil service.

Xu Muge took a sip of water and cleared his throat.

"Brother, don't be sad. For 30 years in Hedong, don't bully young people into poverty. Next, you will make a fortune, drive a luxury car, and live in a luxury house. When she sees all this, the fat times she regrets will cry."

"How? Is this comfort appropriate?"

Xu Muge's smiling face returned to normal in an instant.

"Unfortunately, this is the plot in Shuangwen. In reality, there is a high probability that she will use her iron job to find a boyfriend with much better conditions than you, get married, have a child, and you are still messing around."

Points +300

"You shout not to bully the middle-aged and poor, and don't bully the old to be poor, until the dead are the greatest."

Points +300

"It's still very sad for two months. You have been raised for ten years, and you won't be sad for two months when the dog that has been with you for ten years dies? A person who has no blood relationship abandoned you, and you are still sad. ?"

"If you don't have the skills, you still learn to be hypocritical. It's nothing."

Points +400

Xu Muge's output, directly in front of the screen, told the fan who sent the email to cry.

"Wuwuwu, Brother Mu, I was wrong, don't say it."

"Hahahahaha, I laughed."

"I like Brother Mu so much to crit fans, provided this person can't be me."

"Sure enough, human happiness is built on the pain of others."

"Brother Mu, let's publish a book."

"Don't, if Brother Mu writes a book, he will be the second Dugu dog."

After saying this.

Xu Muge picked up the apple on the side and ate it.

Continue to find a second email that you can read.

Some people who send e-mails like to make trouble, and they have sent videos, pictures or jokes that violate the regulations.

These are the "learning materials" that those people tricked by Xu Muge's trumpet "black-hearted old driver" really want.

Xu Muge first looked outside the live broadcast screen, and only after confirming that there was a problem, pulled it into the live broadcast screen.

"You people, if you don't learn well every day, what are you sending me! These learning materials will be banned from the live broadcast room when they are released."

"Let's read the emails first, and then I'll study slowly."

A screen full of question marks in the live broadcast room.

Don't share good things with you?

Eating alone?

Hearing his words, Pei Houwang next to him hurriedly volunteered.

"Brother Mu! You know me, I like studying the most! I can't wait to live in the classroom, you must send me a copy of these study materials!"

Yan Li followed: "And me, I feel sick all day if I don't study for a day!"

"Me too!"

The three of them are more active than the other.

I'm anxious about some LSPs in the live broadcast room.

Xu Muge quickly found a second email to read.

"I sometimes wonder, what is the meaning of my life, is it like this, eating, going to school, playing games, sleeping every day."

"After graduating, work 9-5, work overtime, travel two or three times a year, buy a house, work for a bank, get married, have children, and eventually die?"

Start thinking about life.

Xu Muge rested his chin in his left hand, "Did you just read a lot of study materials and finish your needlework?"

After all, most ordinary people only think about life in the time of the sage.

"Of course not. It's possible that you won't graduate, you won't find a job, you can't travel, you can't buy a house, and no one wants to get married."

Points +748

"Actually, what you despise is something that some people dream of."

"If you really think this kind of life is boring, you can skip the middle and just die."

This letter and the person described in the previous letter have one thing in common, which is hypocrisy.

When Xu Muge met such a person, he attacked first, and then sprayed.

He sprayed it so well, and the audience in the live broadcast room also enjoyed it.

"well said!"

"I thought the same thing after reading it, but it's definitely not as sharp as what Brother Mu said, so neat!!"

"I haven't endured hardships, I haven't experienced social beatings, I have lived under the care of my parents since I was a child, I don't know where I saw some spiritual insights, so I just put it there to be hypocritical. Brother Mu is so good!"

"Finally understand why people like reading emails."

Fortunately, in the subsequent emails, there was no similar hypocritical person.

Xu Muge stopped the broadcast until eleven o'clock.

Just now he saw a lot of learning materials in the emails, all types, and even directly sent to learning websites.

This gave Xu Muge a crooked idea.

He found a video of a training institution teaching Japanese on the Internet, and mosaiced the people who spoke the video.

Then upload the two-hour video to a website with various learning materials.

There are three tabs, Domestic, Classroom, and Teach Japanese.

After that, Xu Muge went to sleep.

The video he uploaded was seen by many LSPs.

They see the label, and without further ado, just download it.

After the download is complete.