Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying

In the past, Xu Muge only heard that many people were crippled by boxers, but they never encountered them.

I also know a lot of meager ones.

But he always only posts dynamic crit fans to earn points, and trumpet only posts learning materials to earn points.

Absolutely no chance to meet.

I didn't expect to encounter it on such an occasion now.

You can't persuade her when you meet such a person. After all, she has been fooled and lame. If you try to persuade her, she thinks you are denying her and fooling her.

As the saying goes, good medicine is good for the disease, and good medicine is good for the disease.

Xu Muge has nothing to do with her, why should she persuade her.

Just follow her and say it.

Those two paragraphs are people who know that they can't be fake anymore. She can still believe it. It can be seen that her IQ is basically the same in this life.

The four of them laughed in the hallway.

Lou Zhanlei said, "It's not easy for this big sister to survive until now with her IQ."

"What are you talking about, she's a little fairy who won't make it," Yan Li said righteously, but he couldn't help laughing after saying that.

Xu Muge sighed.

The world is so big, it's amazing.

He rubbed his slightly stiff face with a smile and returned to the computer in the dormitory.

Xu Muge quit YY and did not continue, for fear of encountering something strange again.

It's still early, so I played the game for a while.

I sang an ugly song and gave it to the audience in the live broadcast room, and after I harvested a wave of points, I was relieved to stop the broadcast.

When night comes, lie in bed.

It's almost time for Xu Muge's troubles.

Xu Muge first updated the chapter of Dou Zhe.

Because the manuscripts of the entire book are in folders, he can update as much as he wants every day.

Except for the three breaks, Dou Zhe is ahead of most books in terms of updates.

In just two and a half months, 600,000 words have been updated.

"The readers who tortured Dou Zhe last time, this time it's their turn to go together."

A warm sunny smile appeared on Xu Muge's face.

Click on the largest group of signed authors.

Most of the authors are night owls, and this is the busiest time in the group.

Now the Dou Zhe collection has reached 500,000, ranking first in the website sales list.

Most of my colleagues know the existence of this book even if they haven't read it.

So the group chats from time to time.

"Have you seen Dou Zhe? To be honest, it's so well written, no wonder it's so popular!"

"Look, I'm learning."

"The book is a good book, but the author is too irritating. I joined his book group and I was pissed off."

"Is he in this group?"

"People are great gods, how can they be in such a crowd, even if they are there, they won't pay attention to us."

Xu Muge suddenly had a plan.

Find a GIF on the web.

The cover of this picture is a beautiful woman, and the woman will move after clicking it, but after two seconds, the picture of Sadako crawling towards the screen will appear.

There are still quite a lot of similar pictures, and many people have been tricked.

Xu Muge posted this picture to the group.

LSPs saw the color map without saying a word, just clicked it and watched it.

then.

Points +254

Points +330

Points +417

The yelling continued.

"Wocao! What the hell is this! Scare me!"

"I was so frightened that I threw my phone out!!"

"Which dog sent it! It's too cheap!"

"You guys, you're still too young. I just pulled the phone to the farthest point and turned it on. I'll take a closer look after confirming that it's all right."

Everyone is blaming Xu Muge.

At this time Xu Muge sent a sentence.

"Hello everyone, I'm Dugu, the author of Dou Zhe, sorry, I made a mistake just now."

The group was silent for two seconds.

Then it was lively again.

"Is this true or false?"

"Really, I am in the book club, and he is the author."

"Wood grass! The front row asks for thighs!"

"Is there a shortage of bed warmers, I can!"

"The first close encounter with the big guy!"

"Do you have time for the boss? Can you give lectures and impart your experience casually?"

They didn't know that Xu Muge's account was the author of Dou Zhe, Dugu Dog Dan.

Now I know, dozens of people added Xu Muge friends in an instant.

As for Xu Muge's scary meme just now.

What? I don't remember what meme someone posted!

Don't bother me holding my thighs!

Xu Muge made another comment.

"I can't talk about lectures. Everyone learns from each other. Just in time, I will briefly talk about how I wrote this book."

A minute ago, there were only about twenty active people in the group, but now there are hundreds of people in the blink of an eye.

"Okay okay."

"Thank you boss."

"The notebook is ready."

A minute or so passed.

Xu Muge posted a folder.

Everyone can't wait to open.

There is a document in the folder, the document is opened, there is no imaginary long story, only simple two-line words.

"No, no, no, no one really thinks that I will kindly give you a lecture!"

"Even if I tell you, you can't learn it. Writing books depends on talent. If you don't have talent, just go home and sell it!"

Points +544

Points +822

Points+1000

After reading these two sentences, everyone suddenly felt blood rushing up, their eyes were a little dark, and their heads were buzzing, as if someone had thrown a grenade in their heads.

I thought that I finally waited for a big boss to come, and the big boss was going to talk about some experience and knowledge about writing books.

They are all ready, want to read and study carefully, and write good books to make a lot of money.

Never thought.

This man actually made these two sentences.

They were so angry that they really wanted to crawl over the network cable and kill Xu Muge.

But if they don't confirm it, they don't dare to scold.

"Did the boss make a mistake?"

"possible."

Xu Muge: "That's right, that's it, hahaha."

I earned thousands of points in an instant.

They didn't understand how Xu Muge's 37-degree hand could send out such cold, biting and irritating words.

They don't understand why such a good book was written by such a slut.

Some people even have problems with their minds.

They are thinking, is it because they are not cheap enough for not becoming a great god and not writing a good book?

Xu Muge didn't see the swearing words after that, because he immediately left the group after he said it.

It wasn't that he was afraid of those people chasing and scolding him.

He has turned on Do Not Disturb for Strangers, and is used to being criticized.

The reason for withdrawing from the group is because after this time, it is difficult to earn points in that group.

If that's the case, it's better to just quit.