Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying

The chartered wife can't see anyone when she has something to do, so she comes out and scolds the neighbors when she has nothing to do. The character is very unpleasant.

But in the end, it was her who took the initiative to solve the killer.

The male protagonist seems to be a small gangster who wants to bully the neighbors, but in the end he defeated the big villain.

This change of characters makes the film full of dramatic tension.

To sum up, kung fu is a movie with a very high level of art. How high is it? To describe it with a line in the movie, it is as high as three floors.

The theater was full of laughter.

Especially when the male protagonist and the fat man seek revenge for the renter, the man is first stabbed by three small knives, then bitten by a snake, and races with the renter on the road, and finally his mouth is swollen like two fat sausages.

This scene made the movie theaters burst into laughter.

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"This is too funny! Tears are coming out of my eyes."

"The three films of the Mushen Spring Festival in the past three years, the first ghost recording made me cry, the second loyal dog moved me to cry, and the third kung fu made me laugh Cry, the shepherd really brings wicked people!"

"If he had made this movie earlier, the box office would have been billions!"

"I don't know why, although it is in the movie, it is inexplicably refreshing to see the Faun so miserable."

"Sure enough, human happiness is built on the pain of others."

A heartbroken song, where can I find a soulmate.

The second best killer on the list is coming.

In fact, the masters in this movie are also very exciting.

The male protagonist is a small garbage on the lowest floor, and even the ordinary neighbors of the pig cage city can't beat it.

The neighbors in the neighborhood had no ability to resist when they encountered the Axe Gang, but the Axe Gang was beaten away by three masters.

The big villain Huoyun Evil God finally lost to the most disheartened male protagonist at the beginning.

It forms a perfect closed loop.

Unexpected, but reasonable.

Especially the part of Hongjia Iron Wire Fist and Wulang Bagua Stick against Heaven and Earth. The unrestrained attack method and the quite real special effects made the audience feel addicted.

Xu Youmin, who didn't want to come at first, widened his eyes at this moment, and was very absorbed in watching. He didn't want to blink, for fear that he would miss a second.

"Dad, what do you think of this movie?" Xu Muge asked.

Xu Youmin said in a low voice, "Quiet!"

I was despised.

Xu Muge touched her nose awkwardly, and Xu Yan next to her covered her mouth and snickered.

The foreshadowing in the movie is adequate.

In the beginning, it was okay for the charterer to fall from such a high place, and the charterer also had a lion's roar.

So now, they have stood up and solved the insufficiency, and it will not be abrupt and completely acceptable.

And the rise of the final male protagonist has also done a lot of foreshadowing. He is a martial arts prodigy and has learned martial arts, but the second line of Rentong has not been opened yet.

In the movie, the hero and heroine meet again.

The audience finally understood that the dumb girl who was saved by the male protagonist when she was a child was her.

But the male protagonist still ruthlessly destroyed the lollipop, took her money and left, and drove away his good friend Fatty.

The audience once again felt sorry for the heroine.

"Ah! Why do this to my goddess!"

"This is a funny movie! This is clearly a sadistic movie!"

"If there is such a girl to me, I will protect her with my life!"

"I think it may be that the male protagonist thinks he is not worthy of her."

Brother Kun asked the male protagonist to find Fire Cloud Cthulhu.

Fire Cloud Cthulhu, the No. 1 killer on the list, everyone thought he would be very powerful and cruel, but he turned out to be a bald old man wearing a slip-on vest and looking harmless to humans and animals.

This is another stark contrast.

Finally, another finger clips the bullet, shocking everyone's jaws.

Fire Cloud Cthulhu discovered the charter man and charter woman.

It is taboo to sign up after they meet.

When the fans of the novel heard that the renter and the renter were Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv of the Legend of Condor Heroes, they all went numb.

Especially Xu Youmin, who almost fell to the ground on the spot.

"Pfft! What the **** is this!"

"You call me the Condor Heroes? Are you kidding me?"

"Why did the Faun destroy their perfect image in my heart!"

"It's over, their appearance was vague in my mind at first, but now that I've read the charter man and the charter wife, and when I mention The Condor Heroes, I guess the first thing that comes to my mind is their faces. "

"Can it be any more nonsense!!"

Xu Youmin turned his head and gave Xu Muge a meaningful look.

It seems to be saying, you kid is really good.

Xu Muge showed an embarrassed and polite smile, pretending to be calm.

In the movie, the combination of Condor Heroes can actually use the loudspeaker to hit Huoyun Evil God, but seeing him surrender, give up the attack, and then be attacked.

In the end, the male protagonist fights with the Axe Gang and the Fire Cloud Cthulhu.

When he was lifted to the sky, he stepped on a carved foot.

This can't help but remind everyone of The Condor Heroes, after all, there is also a big eagle inside.

In the end, the male and female lead successfully held hands, which made everyone breathe a sigh of relief. That's good, at least there is an ending.

The lights in the theater are on, and everyone is happy.

Comfortable in two words.

Looking back at some scenes from the movie now, I still want to laugh.

Everyone walked out of the theater with a smile.

After watching the miracle stupid child, everyone shouts rnm! Get your money back!

After watching the fifth day of the loyal dog, everyone shouted tmd! cry!

Now that you have finished watching Kung Fu, everyone shouts hhh! Laugh to death!

Everyone posted their own comments on the movie.

Xu Muge also received messages from friends one after another.

Lou Zhanlei: "Brother Mu promised me that I will make comedy films like this in the future, okay?"

Wei Hanzhong: "My stomach hurts from laughing."

Sister Zhou: "I think I can also play the role of the heroine."

After all, the heroine is a mute and need not speak.

It's just that she is far behind Liang Ruixue in terms of temperament.

Coach Huo: "I thought you were born to be an athlete. You should concentrate on training and participating in competitions. After watching your movie, I found that you are a genius. You will be happy in the future."

Liang Ruixue: "Suddenly I found out that I am not the heroine, and the charter wife has more roles than me."

Su Qingwan: "You have changed, and the male protagonist is not dead in the end, why not design an ending like Miracle Stupid Child, such as the male protagonist being beaten to death by the evil **** of fire cloud."

I have seen a lot of Bodhisattvas on the Internet, and this is the first time I have seen a living Hades.