Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying

They were afraid that Wei Hanzhong would fight again and the blood would not stop, so they took the ball back to the dormitory.

The words of Xu Muge also gave Wei Hanzhong a new title.

Youth with hemorrhoids.

Yan Li and the others kept shouting.

Wei Hanzhong regretted, "Grass! If I knew I would kill you, I wouldn't play with you!"

Huh? ? ?

What kind of **** problem is this!

The four were stunned.

Pei Houwang said: "It's time to eat in a while, can we not talk about this topic."

"Then tell me about Weiwei?" Wei Hanzhong said.

Pei Houwang countered: "Forget it, let's talk about hemorrhoids."

The boys' bedroom is like this, the entanglement between father and son.

Tomorrow afternoon, after class, it's time for the Qingming Festival holiday. They went to the off-campus restaurant together to get some drinks.

The food has not yet arrived, and the wine has been delivered.

Lou Zhanlei asked, "You're broken, can you drink?"

These words amused several people.

Today they really made a lot of golden sentences.

If this is a live broadcast, the cat will at least die of laughter.

The five of them exchanged glasses and drank three bottles of liquor.

Except for Xu Muge, all four of them were a little drunk.

Fortunately, the place to eat is opposite the school, so I returned to the dormitory smoothly.

As soon as they opened the bedroom door, they saw a **** rat running out of the bedroom.

"Women!"

That's not enough, he chased after him a few more feet, grabbed the half-dead mouse and shouted.

"Go Pikachu!"

The mouse was thrown directly by him from the balcony window.

"Crooked sun! Old Yan's footwork, it's a waste not to play football!" Lou Zhanlei exclaimed.

Maybe she ran and kicked just now, causing the wine in Yan Li's stomach to churn again. She was confused and couldn't hear anything.

They spread a seat on the ground and let Yan Li lie down and sleep.

After all, it's safe to fall asleep like this. If he falls on the bed, it will be bad if he rolls over and falls off the top bunk.

"How come there are mice in our bedroom?" Lou Zhanlei was very puzzled.

Xu Muge said: "It may have been a mistake. I never heard anything before."

If a mouse is in a room, it will definitely hear it in the middle of the night.

"That's good," Lou Zhanlei sighed.

Xu Muge was still very awake, and it was early in the morning, so he couldn't sleep, so he opened the live broadcast room.

Decided to read a few emails to make a mark.

After ten minutes of waiting, thousands of emails came from the mailbox.

The first letter is a complaint.

"Hello, Mu brother, I am working in an advertising design company. Our boss is very stingy. Unless the temperature exceeds 34 degrees in summer, the air conditioner will not be turned on. The company only has a water dispenser. , still in his office, only allowed to use it when clients come."

"Just this afternoon, he said that the company's performance is not good this year, and the Qingming Festival will not be a holiday, which is very uncomfortable."

This may be the capitalist.

Xu Muge asked: "Why don't you have a holiday? Don't your boss's family have no ancestral tombs and don't need to worship?"

After asking, he thought about it, and looked like he was suddenly enlightened.

"I see, maybe his family's ancestral grave has been digged up by the resigned employees."

Xu Muge didn't ask him why he didn't leave.

After all, everyone's situation is different, in case he doesn't find another job for the time being, he has to pay off his car loan and mortgage to support his family to make money.

Just use the simplest words to make him smile when he hears it.

"Hahahaha, this explanation is perfect!"

"Thank you, Brother Mu, I feel better after listening to your explanation."

"This cat has only eleven lives left, and this life is quite long and worth it."

"My last company was like this too. Fortunately, I ran early."

Xu Muge got up and poured a glass of water.

Come back and continue looking for emails to read.

"Brother Mu, emotional problems, my girlfriend is fine in other aspects, but there is one thing that is annoying."

"Today she swiped and saw what people said that summer is coming soon. If you love her, give her the first bouquet of summer flowers. She forwarded the video to me, obviously wanting me to Send her flowers."

"Actually, it's just a bunch of flowers, I can give it, but I just don't like her habit, it happens every time, I don't have any idea of ​​my own, I want to do what I see how others are doing, Blind comparisons, like a child, are so troubled, what should I do?"

Xu Muge laughed immediately after reading it.

It's easy for a business to make money.

Find a gimmick, say what is the first of the day, then find someone to write a copy and post it on the Internet, and buy a hot search.

Some people soon followed suit, and their sales went up.

At first it seemed like the first cup of milk tea in summer.

The key is to be followed every time.

This phenomenon reminded Xu Muge of one thing, in the evening when he was a child, when someone's dog in the village barked, other dogs followed, and they didn't know why, but they heard other dogs anyway. I called, and I called too.

It's actually quite simple.

How to prevent this problem?

Inappropriate licking of the dog.

Xu Muge said: "The day after tomorrow is the Ching Ming Festival, you ask her if she wants the first incense stick on the Ching Ming Festival."

"Of course this is a joke, my suggestion is that you let her read more good books and less low-quality short videos, establish a correct three views, if you don't listen, you don't love you, don't love you You can just break up."

The person who sent the email and the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned.

No response for a while.

This is speaking of their words, leaving them speechless!

"Wonderful Brother Mu!"

"Every time I listen to Brother Mu's analysis of one thing, I feel a sense of enlightenment."

"Listening to your words is better than reading a century book."

"Brother Mu, let's just publish the book, I'll buy it too!"

"I learned, I will reply to my girlfriend like this next time."

After that, Xu Muge read seven or eight emails in a row. It was about eleven o'clock, and his roommates were going to sleep, so he was going to stop broadcasting.

Xu Muge opened her phone and took a look.

"Actually, I also have a question I want to ask you all, that is, I have added a lot of friends of senior sisters in the past few days. They send me cool photos every night, ask me to eat something, I'm so annoying , what should I do in this situation?"

"What? You haven't experienced it, so it's fine, hee hee."

Said Xu Muge and closed the live broadcast room.

Leave a screen full of question marks.

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