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Chapter 423 Your toilet exploded

Zhang Hao, who was so refreshed in his heart, carried the yellow-lipped fish and the swim bladder, came to the kitchen, and placed them in the basin aside.

Then he took Lin Wan's medicine jar and took out the smashed Chinese medicine, as well as the concoction in it.

Begin to apply all the choking Chinese medicine on the yellow-lipped fish body, and apply all the inside and outside, making the whole room abnormally choking.

"Ahem."

While coughing, Lin Wan covered her nose and mouth and rushed into the yard.

Lin Wan, who was standing outside the courtyard, saw Zhang Hao actually throw the choking fish into the pot and began to boil it.

Then a strong smell of fishy smell hit her face. Lin Wan felt that she was about to die on the spot. She wanted to ask Zhang Hao if she was planning to carry out a biochemical attack and kill the entire village.

The smell was really unpleasant, and soon after, Zhang Haoyun walked out of the kitchen lightly.

"Brother Hao, you... don't you think that smells unpleasant?" Lin Wan asked in surprise.

"What did you say?"

Zhang Hao buckled his nose and pulled out two balls of paper from it.

Your uncle!

Lin Wan wanted to blast Zhang Hao's dog's head. She didn't expect this guy to stuff paper in her nose. It was really shameless.

"Why is the fishy smell so heavy, I want to die after smelling it?" Lin Wan asked.

"Because houttuynia cordata is added in it, it will be very choking at ordinary times, but once it is added to the fish, the fishy smell will be aroused hundreds of thousands of times." Zhang Hao said triumphantly.

What kind of dark dishes you are planning to do again, Lin Wan has already made up her mind, saying that she can't eat anything.

"Go, go find Brother Niu and the others." Zhang Hao said with a smile.

"good."

Right now Zhang Hao and Lin Wan walked out of the village.

It is still early in the morning, and many villagers are carrying farm tools and preparing to clean their fields so that they can cultivate well next spring.

"Yeah, Xiao Haozi, it's really rare to see you in the morning."

"Uncle, your body is still so tough." Zhang Hao said with a smile.

"Haha, Uncle can do it for another twenty years."

There were many people on the road, and many of them greeted Zhang Hao, and everyone walked out of the village together.

"What's this?"

"It smells like lamb, is this too mutton?"

"It's getting thicker, is anyone cooking shit?"

At this moment, a gust of wind came in the distance.

"vomit……"

With a strong smell, the villagers vomited.

They all said that after living for several decades, they had never smelled such a bad smell.

"Haha, it's done, that's it." Zhang Hao said with a big smile.

Right now Zhang Hao ran in the direction of Brother Niu and Ergou.

"Master Wan, what are you waiting for, hurry up and follow up, I want to know what kind of support can vomit so many people."

"Haha, look at the look of Master Wan, and it feels like she is about to cry."

"Working as a worker is the soul of working, and working as a human being is a master, please, please!"

Lin Wan stood where she was, with an embarrassed expression on her face. She wanted to catch up with Zhang Hao, but it was too difficult to take this step.

Finally, Lin Wan gritted her teeth and blocked her nose as Zhang Hao, and then ran towards Zhang Hao's direction.

Lin Wan ran a few hundred meters before reaching the place where Brother Niu and Ergou were.

A group of villagers vomited hundreds of meters away. It is hard to imagine what Niu Ge and Ergou experienced this evening.

When I saw Brother Niu and Ergou, I almost couldn't recognize them.

A person is relatively strong, he should be Niu brother, he wrapped his mouth and nose with clothes, even so, you can see how much torture he has suffered from his bloodshot eyes.

Ergou is weaker, and the end is even worse. The whole person is already lying on the ground, like that is about to foam at the mouth.

Zhang Hao hurriedly came to Ergou's side and started to check it, and found that he was just too sleepy, so he fell asleep.

"Haozi, you finally came back. If you don't come back, I won't be able to hold it like a second dog." Brother Niu was almost crying.

"Thanks, just leave the rest to me." Zhang Hao said.

When he heard this, Brother Niu couldn't control it anymore, tears flowed down on the spot, and he finally didn't have to suffer.

"Ahem..."

At this time, with Zhang Hao's help, Ergou also woke up.

Brother Niu coughed slightly and said, "Ahem, that, I suddenly wanted to come, there is something else, so I will leave."

"Me... Me too."

The Ergou who had just woke up hadn't figured out what was going on, but he knew he had to leave here, or he would really die here because of his fear of death.

"Don't leave, you still have food to eat later, and this pot of mutton can't be wasted." Zhang Hao said quickly.

Hearing this, Ergou and Niu brother almost vomited.

Although they are usually poorer, they are not so downhearted to eat this kind of hell. They would rather die than eat the hell of lamb.

"You believe me, this pot of mutton will really become a peerless delicacy, walk around and come home with me."

Zhang Hao picked up the iron pot in front of him and walked towards the village.

At this moment, Brother Niu and Ergou, you look at me, I look at you, and finally gritted their teeth and followed up. Zhang Hao is kind to them, so it's not good to just refuse.

After I went to Zhang Hao's house, I just found an excuse to slip away.

Zhang Hao's strength is so great that the cauldron of the whole lamb can be easily picked up, all the way back to the village.

Along the way, the villagers walking on the village road turned around quickly, covering their noses and mouths.

As if Zhang Hao was carrying a bomb made out of a pot of shit, he avoided it for fear.

However, Zhang Hao, as if he hadn't seen everyone's reaction, smiled and brought this iron pot to his door.

I found many people gathered around their door, carrying shovels and sticks in their hands.

"Uncles, what are you doing?" Zhang Hao asked curiously.

"Zhang Hao, something happened in your house, and a very unpleasant smell came from your house."

"Yeah, I can smell it all the way away, and it makes my dog ​​vomit."

"Xiaohao, did your toilet blow up?"

Hearing this, Zhang Hao's entire face went black.

Why did the toilet blow up?

Is it a fishy smell when your toilet is exploded?

Although I thought so, but there was still a smile on his face: "Um, I'm sorry, my family is cooking, how many uncles and uncles have not eaten yet, why don't you come to my house and have some food?"

what! ?

Your toilets are all exploded, and you invited us to dinner.

What is your heart?

It's just that Zhang Hao, after all, distributed the black wolfberry to the villagers during the most difficult time in the village, so that this year would not be too painful. Although everyone complained a little, it would not rise to the point of hatred.

Hearing Zhang Hao's invitation to dinner, everyone turned and left.

The smell will be on the top after a bite, and it won't get into the soil after a bite.

Only one uncle kindly reminded: "Xiaohao, throw away the food if you can't eat it. Don't damage your body by eating it. If you throw it away, remember to throw it away."

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