Live Broadcast I Am A Dad In The Country

Zhang Hao turned around and returned to his room and took out two embroidery needles from the room.

Insert the two needles into the keyhole and rotate gently.

"Kakka..."

Hearing the metal sound, Zhang Hao showed a smile on his face, slowly opened the door and walked in.

"You... did you come in like this?"

Chen Ruoxue in the room was sitting on the bed, and there was a laptop in front of her. Even if she was in the countryside, Chen Ruoxue did not forget her work.

"Ahem, Xiao Huang accidentally spilled water on my bed, and now I have no place to sleep." Zhang Hao said helplessly.

"Squeak..."

Xiao Huang screamed at the door, like a scream in protest. The shameless old thief throws the pot on me every time, so shameless.

Chen Ruoxue in the room said coldly: "You have already used this excuse last time!"

Just when Chen Ruoxue got up to push Zhang Hao out of her room, Zhang Hao got into Chen Ruoxue's bed first.

"You...you are too shameless." Chen Ruoxue said coldly.

"Jianghu emergency, I have no place to sleep, you can't let me sleep on the ground in such cold weather." Zhang Hao said with a smile.

Chen Ruoxue was anxious and angry, and could not do anything about her rogue husband.

now.

A rickshaw drove slowly into Malgou Village.

The person in front was staring at the car, already sweating profusely.

There were two other people sitting in the car behind. With the continuous bumps of the dirt road, the three of them stumbled and came to Malgou Village in the dust.

According to the information, the three came to the gate of Zhang Hao's house.

"Walker, what a broken road, Laozi is exhausted."

The cyclist came down to wipe the sweat from his forehead and cursed.

"vomit……"

"Wow……"

Brother Huang and the other younger brother who got out of the car directly supported the tree and began to throw up.

After more than an hour of breaking the mountain road, the stomachs of the two people turned upside down, and they wanted to spit out their breakfast.

"Big brother, you... are you okay?" The biker hurried to Huang Changming's side and asked with concern.

Huang Changming wiped off the dirt on the corner of his mouth: "Don't worry, brother, this body is old, and he was so poor that he was going to die. When he was a duck, he drove two tanks at a time, and I...vomited..."

While speaking, Huang Changming picked up the tree again and began to vomit.

When the two younger brothers heard Huang Changming's words, they all gave a heartfelt thumbs up. The people driving the tanks were all real men, not to mention that Huang Ge also drove two.

Threw up for a long time.

Huang Changming felt that his bile was about to be vomited out, and the whole mouth was full of bitter taste, which was a lot of pain.

"The people who live here are too stupid, the road is so bumpy, who can stand it, deserves this broken village to be poor for a lifetime." Huang Changming cursed.

"Brother Huang is right."

"Brother, don't be angry, but fortunately this is a remote country here, otherwise such a large piece of jade would have been discovered by others, and it would be our turn."

Hearing the words of the two younger brothers, Huang Changming finally felt more comfortable in his heart. Besides, why bother with such a stupid view of the village.

"Remember, in order to ensure success this time, I have prepared three sets of ABC plans. Plan A means that no one finds us going in, and we ran away if we stole something."

"Plan B is that if the animals find us, they will feed them the poisonous food, and then we will go in and steal things."

"The C plan is a bit of a lack of professional ethics. If it is discovered, it will be directly changed from secretly to openly robbed. Do you all understand?"

After hearing this, the two little brothers nodded repeatedly and gave Huang Changming a thumbs up.

"Brother Huang, this plan is simply perfect. We will definitely succeed this time."

The other little brother took a look at the bragging brother, who was riding a horse, and he was robbed of everything he wanted to say. This kid is good at flattering.

Huang Mingchang liked the feeling of being touted. He waved his hand and spoke with great momentum: "Brothers, start work!"

As the strongest team of thieves, all three of them have hard power and easily came to the wall of Zhang Hao's house.

"Hey F*ck!"

"Um?"

"this……"

The three people who came to the top of the wall saw a monkey and a wolf snuggling together and drinking in the yard.

That's right.

It's just drinking.

Xiao Huang carried the wine jar, and there was an opened wine jar in front of Da Bai.

The two beasts were quite good at playing, Xiao Huang carried the wine jar and gently bumped the big white wine jar, like a toast.

When they bumped, both beasts took a sip.

But the popularity of the three was broken, and the animal's birthday was better than the two of them. This is not reasonable.

"Squeak!"

"Oh oh oh!"

For an instant, Da Bai and Xiao Huang stared at the three people on the wall.

"Brother Huang, we seem to have been discovered by these three beasts, what should we do?" A little brother said with some fear, "The two beasts are very powerful."

"I'm afraid they are a dick, just two beasts, use plan B!" Huang Changming said.

After hearing this, the two younger brothers stretched their hands into their pockets and took out two chicken drumsticks from it.

"Patter!"

The two chicken legs crossed an arc in the sky and fell in front of Da Bai and Xiao Huang.

"Good monkey, good dog, hurry up, it's delicious."

"Don't you like to drink, now the best dishes are right in front of you two."

The two little brothers were sitting on the wall, constantly pointing their fingers at the chicken legs in front of them, and even dancing with their hands to make eating movements.

Apart from looking at the three of them, Da Bai and Xiao Huang had no chicken legs before they left.

The two little brothers made gestures for a long time, but in the end they were helpless: "Boss, these two beasts seem to be stupid, and they don't even eat anything until their mouths."

"It doesn't have to be stupid, it may be that they both drank too much."

Seeing that Da Bai and Xiao Huang still didn't respond, the two younger brothers became courageous, and went straight down the wall, came to Da Bai and Xiao Huang's side, and picked up the chicken legs.

"Eat, eat quickly."

"Hey, I have brought things to your lips. It won't give you face if you don't eat it."

The two younger brothers brought the things they picked up to Da Bai and Xiao Huang's mouths, but there was still no reaction at all.

"Forget it, don't worry about those two silly guys, let's take the baby away first!" Huang Changming said hurriedly.

Dabai and Xiaohuang didn't respond, and the two younger brothers stopped staying, and hurriedly came to the boss's side.

Huang Changming pointed to a pile of stones in the corner of the wall: "This should be the jade that was picked off. They are all treasures. Let's take them away."

"okay."

"Brother Huang, I listen to you."

Aside from saying anything, the two little brothers still had a happy smile on their faces when they were carrying the stones.

"Brother Huang, is this really jade? Why do I smell a little smell." A younger brother asked.

The other kid licked curiously: "After licking, the smell becomes stronger."

"Some of this stone was buried in the ground before. There may be underground silt." Huang Changming said.

The two younger brothers looked at Huang Changming admiringly, but Huang was still knowledgeable and knew everything.

The three of them happily lifted the stone, and stared at Xiao Huang and Da Bai in a daze.

"Squeak..."

Xiao Huang was very strange. These three people seemed to have a brain disease. It rained two days ago and the latrine collapsed. Xiao Huang used new stones to refill the hut, and was lazy and placed the old stones in the corner.

As a result, the three of them seemed to be holding a baby, even licking two mouthfuls. As expected, the taste of humans is not something that this monkey can figure out.

Human beings are really too complicated.

Thank you for reading this story at mtlarchive.com. Your support enables us to keep the site running!