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Chapter 249 Let me change my pants

When Lu Yongfei scolded his teammate in anger, his eyes suddenly became bigger than cows.

"Fuck! What are you doing? Are you crazy? What are you doing with your bow? This wild boar can crush my Land Rover. Do you think it can break the wild boar's defense?" Lu Yongfei was dumbfounded.

Lu Yongfei unexpectedly saw Zhang Hao take out his longbow, and even stepped on horses and arrows. Why don't you go to heaven.

The big guy in front of me is estimated to be more than six hundred kilograms, and the arrow fell on this big guy, probably like a toothpick pierced it.

It is estimated that the big guy will be very painful, but it is definitely not fatal, but it will even more arouse its fierceness.

"I gambled all my life, Lu Yongfei, I didn't expect to lose so thoroughly in the end and commit evil!" Lu Yongfei sighed.

"Humhhhhhh!"

After being provoked by Zhang Hao, the big wild boar kept scratching the ground, and finally rushed towards Zhang Hao like crazy.

"Boom boom boom..."

The boar's body is too large, every time it steps on the ground, it will make a huge noise, as if it can smash everything in front of it.

Lin Wan was still holding an electric baton in her hand, but she also knew that facing such a huge guy, her electric baton was no different from a toy.

What he can do is to cover his mouth tightly with his other hand, so as not to make a scared scream and startle Zhang Hao, who is drawing a bow and shooting an arrow.

Aiming Zhang Hao muttered to himself: "You must let the blood be taken to kill the pig, otherwise the pork will affect the taste, so we must find a good angle."

what! ?

The words fell in Lin Wan's ears, and she looked at Zhang Hao as if looking at a neurosis.

If the big wild boar bumped into it, the two of them would be no different from the bowling pin, and they were all about to die. You still thought about eating pork, how rough your nerves are.

Under Lin Wan's curse, Zhang Hao moved his foot half a step to the right, gently moved his finger, and the arrow flew out in an instant.

"Whoo!"

A sharp sound cut through the sky.

"Puff......"

But in the blink of an eye, the arrow pierced directly into the front chest cavity of the big wild boar, not into the opponent's body.

"Boom..."

The big wild boar immediately lost his balance and fell to the ground. While kicking his legs, he screamed "Humhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" in his mouth.

"Dead...dead?"

Lu Yongfei in the car was dumbfounded. He didn't expect such a ferocious big black pig to fall down like this.

The invincible monster in his eyes, unexpectedly died so casually, it simply subverted his three views.

Lin Wan on the side also couldn't help taking a sip of water. Although she had been mentally prepared before, she was still unbelievable when things really happened.

However, Zhang Hao calmly walked to the wild boar, reached out his hand to hold the arrow that pierced into the pig's body, and then pulled it hard, "puff" a lot of blood gushing out of the wound.

"Humhhhhh..."

The wild boar on the ground struggled more and more fiercely, but the blood gushing out more and more.

Lin Wan asked with some fear: "It won't stand up yet, will it?"

"My arrow went deep into its heart, and I won't be able to stand up in this life." Zhang Hao said with a smile.

"It has a hole in its heart? You should be very powerful. You can kill with a single blow, so why bother?" Lin Wan felt surprised.

"It's mainly bloodletting. If the blood vessels are full of blood, the taste and taste will be poor."

Forehead……

Lin Wan also remembered the time before, when Zhang Hao was muttering to herself while bending her bow and shooting an arrow.

Zhang Hao said happily: "Some Western countries are very humanitarian. They use high currents to electrocute their animals, which makes their animals taste very heavy. In contrast, they are still delicious in our country."

"But it's cruel." Lin Wan said with a sigh.

"It's natural selection, and if I didn't come, this big wild boar might be eating people, isn't it more cruel." Zhang Hao said with a wry smile.

Each has its pros and cons.

The big wild boar struggling on the ground, its life with a ruptured heart fell into a dead end.

Zhang Hao came to the side of Land Rover and saw Lu Yongfei in the car, who looked about forty years old, dressed in casual clothes and still had wet tears on his face.

"Hello." Zhang Hao said hello with a smile.

"You...you too." Lu Yongfei stammered when he spoke.

At this moment, Zhang Hao stretched out his hand to open the already deformed car door, but was stopped by Lu Yongfei.

"Ahem, can you give me some time and let me change my pants." Lu Yongfei's face was full of embarrassment.

"Oh, no problem, you are free." Zhang Hao nodded and said.

At this moment, Lu Yongfei really wanted to hit and die here. It was really shameful.

Zhang Hao took Lin Wan back to Big Wild Boar again.

"Why didn't you bring him out?" Lin Wan asked curiously.

"Ahem, he has something to deal with in it, don't ask." Zhang Hao said.

"Oh."

Although Lin Wan didn't know why, she nodded her head.

"Humhhhhh..."

At this time, the big wild boar slowly stopped struggling, and the light in his eyes became weaker and weaker.

"It seems to be dead." Lin Wan kicked the big wild boar that was not moving on the ground.

"Well, you can take it back and treat it. The limbs can be made into ham. If you can't eat other places, you can make bacon, but this guy is too big, and there will be more than half of it in the end. NS."

In Zhang Hao's eyes, this big wild boar has been divided into many parts, the best part of which is of course reserved for himself. A wild boar of this size has many uses and many ways to eat.

It's just that this big guy will be more difficult to deal with, but it doesn't matter, Zhang Hao can leave these to Xiao Huang to deal with, tusk tusk, it's perfect.

At this moment, more than a dozen miles away, Xiao Huang who was stealing Professor Li's black wolfberry shook for no reason, for some reason he felt a little cold.

Xiao Huang, who has a cold body, didn't let go of the opportunity to eat black wolfberry secretly. Today, I have to eat more, and I will spoil the monkeys at night.

The female monkeys are so beautiful, their hair is smooth and shiny, and the P-shares are also particularly red, so I like them no matter how they look.

"Squeak..."

A wretched smile appeared on Xiao Huang's face.

However, it didn't know it at all, and it had been missed by the immeasurable master.

On the other side, Lu Yongfei put on a pair of dry pants and walked out.

Although the process of getting to know the two was awkward, Lu Yongfei saw the boundless potential of the two of them.

Under Lu Yongfei's deliberate flattery, he chatted with Zhang Hao and Lin Wanyue about speculation.

Finally, he threw the dead wild boar onto the back seat of Land Rover. Lu Yongfei resisted the smell of blood and the smell of sao in the driver's seat, and drove the car towards Malgou Village.

Fortunately, although the car was deformed, it was still able to drive. It stumbled all the way to the door of fellow Zhang Hao, and heard a sound of jumping and jumping from inside.

"Boy monkey, stealing Laozi's stuff again, I...I'll beat you to death!"

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