Live Broadcast: A Tear Behind Bars To Send Away The Stupid Girl

Chapter 110: If I didn’t feel inferior to myself when I was young and accomplished, I would definitely have a lot of children!

Ye Hei obviously didn't understand what endless poison meant.

After sending the man away, he started to connect to the next lucky viewer.

As a result, the figure that appeared in front of the screen made people lose the idea of ​​continuing the conversation.

"Ye Xuan, don't you remember me? I am Aya, Lao Yang's girlfriend."

The person who came was none other than Aya, whom we had met once before.

During this period of time, Ye Xuan rarely saw Lao Yang and the others. He didn't expect that this woman would come to her door on her own.

And judging from the situation, it seems that he came prepared.

"How did you come?"

Ye Xuan doesn't like this guy at all.

I just want to get rid of people as soon as possible.

"I read the news on the Internet some time ago, and I didn't expect that you are still a big Internet celebrity. I opened a Douyin account and told my fans that we knew each other, but they still didn't believe it. It's too difficult to make calls in your live broadcast room. I haven't been chosen for several weeks, and even if I asked Lao Yang to contact you for help, he wouldn't.

"Fortunately, hard work pays off."

Hearing this, Ye Xuan also understood the other party's intention.

It's obvious that he's enjoying the heat.

Lao Yang didn't come to dinner during this time. He probably knew his attitude towards Aya and didn't want Ye Xuan to worry about this matter.

But I didn't expect the other party to persist for so long.

"Is there anything else? If nothing happens, I'll hang up now. Time is limited."

"Hey, no, no, no, I have something, I really have something!"

Seeing that Ye Xuan was about to hang up the phone if he disagreed with her, Aya quickly stopped her.

"My fans, ah, of course they are also your fans. They have a few questions they would like me to ask you."

"what is the problem?"

Not in a hurry to leave, Ye Xuan also wanted to know what medicine the other party was selling in his gourd.

"A fan said that he took Erha to get a haircut yesterday, but met an unreasonable barber. It only cost fifty to cut his own hair, but it cost two hundred to open his mouth to Erha's barber.

What do you think of this social chaos?"

The audience in the live broadcast room collectively had a black question mark face.

What kind of weird thing is this?

Erha's hair is so thick, it's not expensive to give it a haircut of 200 yuan.

Ye Xuan raised his eyebrows, feeling a little impatient.

"Do you dare if it eats shit?"

Damn it?

Do you dare to be more vulgar?

You really don’t have any idol baggage?

The audience in the live broadcast room was shocked.

Keya was also swayed by Ye Xuan's theory.

This wave of unreasonable operations caught her off guard.

But being able to play around with Lao Yang is naturally not as innocent as she appears.

I don’t even pretend to be angry when I get angry.

"What if I dare?"

"If you dare, I'll charge you two hundred for a haircut from now on!"

After saying that, he cut off the connection directly.

0.0!

The sudden sharp turn made the audience in the live broadcast room confused.

"Hahaha, my head is about to be thrown off. Why do I dare to eat that thing and have to be treated like a dog? [Face covering]"

"Human Ye Hei said that you are wronged by being treated like a dog?"

"I read a joke before. Principal Wang's dog was lost and you found it. What would you do? A: Send it back and get a lot of money! B: Raise it yourself and enjoy Principal Wang's treatment"~!"

"I choose C: kill the dog, then wear a dog tag and explain to Principal Wang that I have just passed the transformation period and enjoy the treatment of a dog: [Funny]

"Pfft, I said you've really had enough!"

"No, this monster's moral character is too high. He will definitely not be able to regain his position in a short time. This matter needs to be considered in the long term."

After more than three hours of connection, today's live broadcast has come to an end.

As soon as Ye Xuan finished the broadcast, he received a call from Mu.

"You're still up so late?"

"I told my dad about us..."

The two confirmed their relationship today.

With so many people watching, you can't hide it.

And Mu Li didn't intend to hide it, anyway, sooner or later the family would know.

"Oh? What did your dad say?"

"My dad didn't say anything. He just said that the Guangling Group branch will be completed soon and asked you to help write a song as the theme song for the opening ceremony."

When Ye Xuan heard this, he knew that Mu Sheng had accepted him.

I just kidnapped my daughter, so these small requests are no problem.

"Don't worry, this matter is taken care of by me."

"By the way, and ah, my dad asked you to try to avoid Qiu Yang and his son in the future, they will definitely try their best to cause trouble for you.

"It's okay, I'm a very timid person and I never take the initiative to cause trouble for anyone."

It was okay if he didn't say this, but Mu Li became even more worried when he said it.

If he could stay calm, even sows would climb trees.

After chatting for a while, Tu Xuan hung up the phone.

Just after midnight, I took a shower and went to bed.

In the next few days, life returned to the previous two-point-one-line pattern.

But the fishing reels and rhythm on the net never stopped.

Most of the Chinese music industry participated in Ye Xuan's challenge of singing the intro.

This craze has also emerged on the Internet.

The one with the best quality and highest rating is a band from Neon Country.

It has been clicked over 50 million times worldwide.

Many kneeling people in the country regard their version as genuine.

At the same time, Ye Xuan went crazy on the Internet and asked him to release his own version.

Just never got a response.

Seeing that such a hot topic was about to subside, the audience became anxious.

However, the oil and salt are not allowed to enter.

In addition to fighting wits with fans every day, he also goes to the restaurant bar to flirt with Mu Li.

As for Qiu Yang, after the last song came out, it was like disappearing from the world and never appeared again.

It's another weekend.

Mu Li and Su Mo went home for two days because of business, and Ye Xuan came to the restaurant as usual.

As a result, I accidentally met Lao Yang and his party in the front hall.

"Hey, the missing person has returned? What stimulation have you received during this time? Why have you given up drinking?"

"Brother Ye!"

Seeing Ye Xuan, he quickly got up.

I haven’t seen him for more than half a month, and it feels like a lifetime ago.

They are still students at the school. They go to and from get out of class every day, chatting about old gossip and boasting about things that make people roll their eyes.

Ye Xuan has become a hot star-level Internet celebrity.

Who would have thought that not long ago, he was just a little-known resident singer who was still running for a living!

"What happened to each of you? What happened to you?"

Seeing that the four of them were a little reserved, Ye Xuan was unhappy.

"Hehe, I just said that Brother Ye is not the kind of person who cares about status!"

Realizing that Ye Xuan was still the same Ye Xuan, Xiaoliang also let go.

After two drinks, the topic started.

"Brother Ye, it's not that we don't want to come, it's that Lao Yang won't let us come. I'm really convinced by his girlfriend Aya..."

Xiaoliang drank a few more drinks, and all the complaints in his heart came out.

Lao Yang also knew that it was Aya's problem, so he could only lower his head and drink.

"Brother Ye, you don't know. After that Aya knew your identity, she registered some kind of Douyin account and clamored to ask Lao Yang to introduce you to her. Lao Yang is an honest person, but not stupid. He knows that she wants to I'm so embarrassed to let you worry about this kind of thing."

Ye Xuan glanced at Lao Yang on the side.

In addition to being emotionally hopeless, Xindao is still somewhat hopeless.

It's a pity that you meet someone unkind.

"Forget it, let's not mention this troublesome matter. Hey, Brother Ye, I heard that you are following the proprietress of the restaurant..."

Xiaoliang's style changed, and he suddenly winked at Ye Xuan with a lewd expression.

"Go, go, go, why do you always feel so evil when something beautiful comes into your mouth?"

Ye Xuan looked disgusted.

A few people refused to give up.

"Brother Ye, we are all single. Although we don't have the talent and good looks like you, Brother Ye, it's not that bad. Seeing that college is about to end, staying single all the time is not an option. How about you give me some advice?"

"…"Yeah yeah!"

Xiao Liang and others looked at Ye Xuan full of expectation.

Think about it too.

People in the past pursued free love, but today, the streets are full of men and women.

In the end, we have to rely on family members to arrange blind dates.

You have not experienced several failed relationships, and you are embarrassed to say that you have been there!

After working hard for so long, I realized in the end that arranged marriages are still sweet.

"Hey, you are asking the right person when you ask me this. If you don't have some conscience, all the children born now will be able to form a reinforcement platoon!"

Hahaha~

This statement caused everyone to burst into laughter.

Ye Xuan then analyzed: "Chasing girls must be strategic. As long as you make them laugh, you will be half successful. In this way, you must tell your own jokes first."

Let me see where you are at. "

"A joke at the bottom of the box?"

Hearing this, several people looked at each other.

After thinking about it, Xiaoliang suddenly laughed without any warning.

"Brother Ye, do you really want to say it?"

"Nonsense, don't just care about your own stupidity, just say whatever comes to mind."

"That works."

In the end, it was Xiao Liang who took the lead.

"One time, Xiao Ma from our class went to attend the birthday party of his girlfriend's grandfather. When the old man was eating longevity noodles, Xiao Ma said that they called them noodles... hahahaha~"

Listening to Xiaoliang's laughter, everyone felt that a cool breeze was blowing by.

It’s really chilly in Yanjing at the end of November!

Ye Xuan stared blankly at Saonian, who was leaning forward and backward with laughter, and realized for the first time that this guy was so terrifying!

After being stunned, everyone shuddered.

Xiao Liang also realized something was wrong and quickly stopped his unbridled laughter.

"Uh... isn't it funny?"

"I say you can pull it off. If a girl hears this joke, she won't have to hide as far as she can. When you tell a joke, it depends on me."

Xiao Huang, who had been silent all this time, couldn't bear it anymore.

"Do you know where the yin energy is the strongest?"

"Where?"

“Piano and mailbox!”

"Um?"

Xiao Huang's words left everyone confused.

“Why are pianos and mailboxes the most negative places?”

"Because... there are some monsters living in the piano, and there are some demons living in the mailbox... Pfft~ Hahahaha, I was laughing so hard!"

aa~

Several black crows flew over the restaurant bar, leaving behind a bunch of dots.

Listening to Xiao Huang's chainsaw-like singing, Bu Liang and others were dumbfounded.

The scene was filled with gloomy wind, and several people subconsciously took a breath of cold air.

Good guy.

Ye Xuan was shocked.

Sure enough, birds of a feather flock together.

I thought that Lao Yang was the weirdest person he had ever met, but he didn't expect that standing with this group of people, he would be like a younger brother!