Life is a Game

Giant panda, scientific name: Ailuropoda melanoleuc, is an animal of the genus Ailuropoda melanoleuc, a national first-class protected animal.

According to legend, giant pandas were originally carnivores, and later evolved to mainly eat bamboo, but they still belong to the order Carnivora. It is a kind of honest and honest looking, docile and harmless creature, but it is a kind of creature that looks completely different from what it looks like behind the scenes.

The black and white appearance of the giant panda is good for hiding on the trees in the dense forest and on the snow-covered ground, so that it is not easy to be found by natural enemies. Relatively sharp claws and well-developed and powerful front and rear limbs allow them to climb trees quickly, and their thick skin allows them to resist attacks.

In general, this is a magical creature with only 5 attack power and cute stunts, but in fact, its bite force is second only to polar bears. It can send Jiang Feng into the ICU with one palm.

When Jiang Feng was finally lucky enough to see the mount of the legendary ancient demon god Chi You with his own eyes, he finally knew why Chi You lost the battle against the Yellow Emperor.

He saw so many giant pandas, and none of them slept on the ground with their butt facing him.

And because there are more people coming to see giant pandas near the Spring Festival, you have to line up to see the panda's buttocks, and one person can only watch for more than ten seconds. If you stay for a long time, the tourists behind will urge you to move forward.

It took Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi more than an hour to enter the park, and they only saw the panda's buttocks for less than five minutes. The phone album was full of photos of panda's buttocks.

Leaving the last panda butt, Jiang Feng began to look for road signs everywhere, preparing to go to the next venue to see the next panda butt.

"Giant Panda No. 1 mansion, 1.9 kilometers, Qiqi, why don't we go here? It's a bit far away, should we wait for the tour bus?" Jiang Feng asked.

"Two kilometers is not too far away. We have already arrived while waiting for the tour bus. Let's go." Wu Minqi rejected Jiang Feng's proposal, took Jiang Feng's hand and started walking in the direction indicated by the road sign.

After walking around, Jiang Feng saw the next road sign.

It is 1.6 kilometers away from No. 1 Giant Panda Mansion.

Jiang Feng:?

He and Kiki only walked 300 meters in 10 minutes?

Is it because you wear too much in winter so you walk slowly?

Jiang Feng continued to walk forward with Wu Minqi in confusion, and after walking around, he saw a new signpost.

It is 0.9 kilometers away from No. 1 Giant Panda Mansion.

That's right, Jiang Feng nodded, and walked forward with Wu Minqi, who was already struggling to walk.

After walking for more than 10 minutes, Jiang Feng finally saw a new road sign when he thought he and Wu Minqi had gone the wrong way.

It is 0.8 kilometers away from No. 1 Giant Panda Mansion.

Jiang Feng:? ? ?

Wu Minqi:? ? ?

Wu Minqi felt that she was not only suffering from a dull pain in her forefoot, but also in her forefoot, heel and even the arch of her foot.

When he was 0.3 kilometers away from the Giant Panda Mansion, Jiang Feng finally found out that something was wrong with Wu Minqi.

"Qiqi, have you sprained your toe?" Jiang Feng noticed that Wu Minqi was not only walking slower and slower, but also limping more and more.

Jiang Feng couldn't help but glanced at Wu Minqi's shoes, and found that they were just ordinary boots and not high-top boots, so they shouldn't sprain his feet.

Wu Minqi noticed Jiang Feng's gaze, and forced a smile: "It's just that I'm tired from walking for a long time, we'll be there soon, let's move on."

The lesson of blood told her not to explain to her boyfriend why you put insoles in your boots, even if you put insoles just to modify the shape of your legs so that you don't look so short.

Because in most cases, boyfriends will only be entangled in why you would rather wear insoles than high heels, rather than why insoles can modify the shape of your legs.

What moved people was that there seemed to be no problem with the last road sign, 0.3 kilometers was 0.3 kilometers. Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi walked a few steps and saw the mansion No. 1 of the giant panda that they had been looking for for a long time.

Compared with the ordinary panda buildings in front of which there are only dry grass and bamboo leaf water tanks and holes leading to nowhere, Giant Panda Mansion No. 1 is definitely a luxury house. Not only does it occupy a large area, but the design is also beautiful.

The ground is basically covered with fresh bamboo leaves, the background board is the blue sky and rockery, and there are wooden bridges and climbing frames in the middle of the venue.

Because of the large size of the venue, Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi did not see the pandas at first sight when they walked in. The three pandas in the venue were blocked by wooden bridges and climbing frames, so they could only be seen when they walked inside. The feng shui position where the panda can be seen has been occupied by more than a dozen tourists. Jiang Feng visually judged that even if he and Wu Minqi could squeeze in, they would look at the panda in a very distorted posture.

Looking at it from a distance, the three pandas inside were sitting on the ground happily eating bamboo. The one that Jiang Feng could see clearly looked more and more like Brother De, not only in spirit but also in appearance.

The more he looked, the more he looked like Brother De, who was sitting in the yard happily eating snacks when he returned to his grandfather's house during the Chinese New Year.

"Fengfeng, what are you looking at?" Wu Minqi had already found a place to sit because of her foot pain.

"Qiqi, come and take a look, do you think that the panda sitting on the far right gnawing bamboo looks a bit like Brother De!" Jiang Feng seemed to have discovered a new world.

Wu Minqi:? ? ?

Wu Minqi got up, walked to Jiang Feng's side and poked her head for a look.

"...It seems quite similar." Wu Minqi was shocked.

After the initial excitement of seeing the panda eating bamboo, Jiang Feng returned to Wu Minqi's side, sat with her and started playing with his mobile phone.

No matter how long Jiang Feng stood there, he could only see pandas eating bamboo, although sometimes they might also eat steamed buns and pots of milk, Jiang Feng estimated that he would not see them today.

But as long as he goes home, he can see Dege, who is quite like a panda, sitting in the yard eating jerky, kebabs, grilled lamb chops, lamb legs, beef noodles, fried chicken legs, and juice. Drink soda.

The recipes are much richer than that of pandas. In addition, De Ge worked hard overtime some time ago, and the dark circles under his eyes do not belong to pandas.

"Qiqi, when are we leaving?" Jiang Feng asked.

Wu Mingqi glanced at the time: "It's only 4:30, my mother sent me a message earlier, asking us to go to the store for dinner at 7 o'clock, and we can arrive around 6:40."

"If you leave, it will take another half an hour. It's quite warm in here. Let's sit for a while before walking."

"Okay." Jiang Feng nodded, "By the way, Qiqi, dinner tonight is..."

"It's just our family and you, my dad, mom, and grandpa. Tonight's dishes are all cooked by my dad and my grandpa. They said that you should treat you well when you come to our house for the first time." Wu Minqi said with a smile.

For some reason, Jiang Feng's legs were shaking even though he was not cold.

Just as Jiang Feng was shaking his legs, a panda who was sitting on the ground and eating happily walked around the wooden bridge at some point and walked in front of Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi.

When Jiang Feng was very excited and was about to take out his mobile phone to take 10 photos in a row, the panda turned his head and pointed his butt at them, and started defecating everywhere.

Jiang Feng: ...

Just as Jiang Feng was hesitating with his mobile phone, thinking whether he should take this kind of photo that involves the panda's privacy, another panda approached quietly. The fat body has stepped out of Xtep's pace, and the black and white skin is its best protective color. At this time, he is no longer an ordinary panda. He is a lurker, an assassin, and a ruthless killer. .

The ruthless killer approached the unaware panda, stretched out his sinful fat hand, and poked the unaware panda's ass hard.

Jiang Feng: "Pfft."

Wu Minqi: "Pfft."

Sure enough, the next second, the two pandas started fighting, you pulled my ears, I bit your scalp, as if they would never stop until they bit each other into a bald man. The two fat bodies wrestled together, making Jiang Feng indistinguishable from friend to foe for a moment. He could only judge who was the real perpetrator by who pulled his ears and who bit his scalp.

The tourists who were watching the giant panda eating bamboo on the other side keenly realized that there were wonderful fighting melons to eat here, and gathered around Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi, taking out their mobile phones to take pictures and videos.

The only De Ge who insisted on eating happily by himself found that he had fallen out of favor, and his much-anticipated position was actually taken away by the two pandas wrestling together. Angrily, De Ge put down the bamboo in his hand, got up slowly, walked slowly towards the two pandas who were fighting, and joined the battle with a gesture of persuasion.

Seeing Brother De pulling the scalp of this panda for a while, and gnawing at the ear of the other panda for a while, the way he didn't let go of scratching these two bald ones reminded Jiang Feng a lot.

The battle was so intense that in the end Jiang Feng had no way of telling which panda had the upper hand. What Jiang Feng could tell was that De Ge was vacillating between the two camps, sometimes the bear hugged this one, and sometimes became the hind leg. The most important thing was that the two pandas were playing happily and didn't even notice De Ge, De Ge Or become the biggest winner of this battle.

Although the panda fighting tricks are nothing more than rolling, gravity suppression, scalp biting and ear pulling, it seems that there is no technical content. There were no left hooks, right hooks, front kicks, and rear high kicks that Jiang Feng imagined, but they were more durable.

Jiang Feng had never seen anyone who could fight for more than half an hour without stopping.

Just when the battle was in full swing, Brother De suddenly let go. It may be that I am tired, or it may be that no matter which side I help, it doesn't look like I can win. Dragging his tired body, De Ge slowly climbed up the wooden bridge, found a best observation point, straightened up, hugged the wooden bridge, and put his head on the railing.

Brother De began to eat melons silently like the onlookers outside the glass window.

Jiang Feng:?

"Mom, mom, that panda is lying on the railing to watch the show!" The little girl beside Jiang Feng exclaimed excitedly.

One word awakened the dreamer, and the onlookers who were concentrating on watching the two pandas fight also noticed De Ge who had quit the battle and started watching the show. They shifted their shooting targets and began to take various close-up photos of De Ge.

"Good or bad, this panda." Trump.

"Mom, is that panda tired?" Putonghua.

"Panda No. 3 started to watch the show, and Panda No. 1 and No. 2 were still fighting fiercely." An off-site commentary appeared out of nowhere.

"Fengfeng, Fengfeng!" Girlfriend.

Eh? girlfriend? !

Jiang Feng turned his head suddenly, and saw that Wu Minqi was stuffing his phone into his bag anxiously, and his right hand had already grabbed his arm.

"Let's go after 5 o'clock, or it will be too late!" Wu Minqi pulled Jiang Feng and ran away, completely unable to see the pain in her feet before.

The onlookers quickly filled in the gap left by Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi.