League of Legends Millennium Warlord

Syl B. Heimerdinger's experimental record sheet, March 2, 25th power experiment.

Time: 08:30

Location: Bandle City Forest (applied to the experimental application of the Melin Gunner Unit)

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Experiments currently underway: mechanical gear rotors that can convert energy transmission power, water conservancy magic energy bicycles

On the outskirts of Bandle City, the bearded yordle put down the experiment record sheet in his hand, pulled up the handbrake lever, and waited until the horse-less carriage stopped slowly in the open space by the forest, the yordle started a little clumsily. Jump off the [Yordle-style disc-shaped steam horseless carriage] developed by myself, and walk to the rear carriage in a few steps.

As recorded in the experiment record sheet, the full name of the yordle is [Sill B. Heimerdinger], and he is an outstanding young inventor who has left his family and established himself in the Bandle people. At this time, the yordle invented Jia is engrossed in his technical experiments.

He helped the funny-looking auxiliary glasses on the bridge of his nose, and Heimerdinger proudly lifted off the waterproof cloth on the rear panel of the carriage, revealing two big guys on the carriage panel.

Through countless experiments, the great Heimerdinger has mastered how to make a waterproof tarp out of cotton and linen, and it is precisely because of the waterproof raincoat that will work for most furry yordles, Heimerdinger convinced Let his quiet neighbors continue to carry on his inventions, lest his precious workshop be irreparably damaged by some restless companion.

In fact, Heimerdinger's experiment is more likely to cause some accidents than the impact caused by neighbors. This also allowed Heimerdinger to learn enough lessons to engrave the idea of ​​"safety first" into his heart .

Unsurprisingly, two things destined to catch the eyes of other yordles are well placed on the board by metal arms,

A circular mechanical rotor the size of a head, a magic bicycle filled with water,

The former can make the rotor start to rotate stably through magic charging. According to its characteristics, it is enough to be used in many mechanical devices in Bandle City, which greatly reduces the labor intensity of Bandle residents. Under the constraints of scientific rules, it uses sufficient and violent magic energy Instead of manpower, this is where the charm of science lies.

After the latter is installed with a qualified magic core, the magic core will drive the living water in the bicycle gallbladder to circulate continuously. The transmission device composed of gears, belts and levers will convert the magic energy into material energy through the water flow. Before the energy is exhausted, the rider does not need to think about kicking or stretching his legs, but only needs to think about how to stop the car, and this is something Heimerdinger needs to consider in the future.

"The flat slope before this woodland is perfect."

Heimerdinger took a deep breath and carefully injected the pure water he carried with him into the gallbladder through the mouth of the gallbladder. He did his best to do his best without leaking any water. It is the standard Heimerdinger sets for himself.

Look up at the sky, the sky is clear and the sun is shining brightly,

Well, the weather is fine.

The current visibility is very high. After thinking about it, Heimerdinger decided to take off the protective glasses to avoid breaking the lenses in case of an accident. After all, it is not easy to find and polish a suitable magnifying glass, at least in a slightly In the 'impetuous' Bandle City, it is not easy to find such Bandle people.

Just thinking about it, Heimerdinger, who had just taken off his glasses, widened his eyes, and the sky had already started to rain.

"According to my calculations, the water mist will soon drift away from here... What a good start."

The sky in Bandle City is the same as the physical realm, it will blow wind, it will rain, and it will snow when the fourth season comes.

Most of the residents of Bandle City will not be affected by the abnormal weather, which naturally includes Heimerdinger.

Sitting on the seat of the bicycle, Heimerdinger began to turn the handle of the right hand, and the thin iron wire treated with magic suddenly tightened and pulled the spring piston, so that the magic core in the quartz glass cover began to release sufficient energy,

With the energy of the magic core increasing the internal heat, the water in the gallbladder can be boiled, forming a circular closed-circuit water flow that accelerates along the metal pipe with a heat-insulated layer, and the boiling water drives the special gears to rotate continuously, and the gears are connected. The axle of the rear wheel brings sufficient power to the bicycle.

Driven by the axle, the originally stationary bicycle slowly moved forward.

Heimerdinger always maintains a certain uniform speed. Whenever the speed is a little 'out of control', Heimerdinger will cut off the channel of the magic core and gallbladder to slow down the speed of the car. In terms of the safety of the creation , Heimerdinger has always wanted to be perfect.

"I need to exhaust all the energy to get the improved data. A qualified bicycle must at least safely circle the periphery of Bandle Forest for a week, otherwise it is an unsuccessful waste product and needs to be continuously improved."

The bicycle carrying the yordle bumped a little while passing by the bushes. The sudden sound from the grass startled Heimerdinger. Before the bicycle overturned, he stopped the bicycle quickly, thinking that he had hit Some yordle hiding in the grass.

"Ah, are you okay?"

"Yeah! My mushrooms! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...the mushroom I just picked."

The familiar green messenger hat, the ranger's cloak and the blowgun on his belt, and the yordle holding a crushed mushroom in front of him is Teemo, the famous forest scout in Bandle City.

It stands to reason that Teemo should be patrolling the woods to prevent humans from straying into Bandle City. Heimerdinger was a little surprised to appear here.

"Teemo? Why are you here?"

"So it's Heimerdinger, are you inventing again? Looks good."

"Yeah, according to my calculations... Today is a good day for experimenting. The braking system and endurance of this bicycle are not good enough. I am improving it.

But you, don't you have a job? Why are you picking mushrooms here? "

"Actually, I have given Tristana the task of patrolling the forest recently. It will not be dangerous to have her gunner team in Bandle City, because the portal of Bandle City has stopped in an interesting place recently. Listen Said that there is a special plant growing in that place, I plan to go to Runeterra to have a look, and prepare some usable things..."

Scratching his head, Teemo stuffed the crushed mushrooms back into his backpack pocket, and patted the dewy hem of his clothes lightly.

Fortunately, the canopy didn't suffer any damage, so extracting some non-lethal paralyzing toxins wasn't a problem.

Heimerdinger suddenly realized and became interested all at once.

"So that's the case. When I get out of the car and look for glasses, can you tell me about your extraction efficiency? How much toxin can such a large poisonous mushroom extract? I'll see if I can improve it. Actually, I recently got a new one. idea……"

Seeing that Heimerdinger was about to enter the R\u0026D madman mode, Teemo hurried forward and shook his little hand into a small windmill, which made Heimerdinger dizzy.

Once he is entangled by Heimerdinger, it is very difficult to get out. Whether it is assisting Heimerdinger to do some dangerous experiments that are 'absolutely safe' or being interrogated by Heimerdinger about his most primitive toxin extraction technology, it is all a matter of time. It's a very troublesome thing, after all, no matter how powerful he is, he can't teach Heimerdinger, who likes to use a wrench, to rub explosive mushrooms with his hands.

It's not that he doesn't want to help, but Bandle City's portal doesn't stay in a certain location in Runeterra for a long time, and Heimerdinger's experiment takes a lot of time, and things will be delayed if he comes and goes.

He needs to hurry up and go to Zaun according to the information given by Tristana and Lulu, and look for fluorescent plants growing underground in the human gathering place called 'Zuan'.

In Lulu's words, the sap of that fluorescent plant can make some light-colored plants disappear under the sunlight. If he can use the sap of this fluorescent plant, maybe he can improve the mushroom bomb.

The most critical question now is how to interrupt Heimerdinger's research madman mode.

While Heimerdinger's big head was still spinning, knowing that it was very unlikely that Heimerdinger would stop inventing and leave Bandle City with him, Timo decided to retreat.

"By the way, Heimerdinger, you haven't left Bandle City for a long time. It's good to always live in the beautiful Bandle City, but there are many interesting places in Runeterra.

Do you want to go to Runeterra with me to relax? Runeterra, named Zaun, also has many strange human inventions. Maybe you can get more inspiration for inventions after you come back? Of course, if you don't have time, we can go next time... Well, I don't bother, I'm leaving. "

"A human invention..."

Heimerdinger, who was full of mushroom extractor models in his mind, was taken aback for a moment. All his conjectures disappeared, and his face suddenly became serious, which startled Teemo, who was squinting and smiling, and the yordle scouts stopped. I stepped down, wondering if I had offended the yordle inventor in front of me in some way.

When the yordle scouts were feeling uneasy, Heimerdinger jumped off the bicycle hill and held the scouts by the hand.

"Teemo, you are right. Working behind closed doors is not a good way to create, especially in the field of science, where the collision of ideas is more likely to produce new inspiration and great creations. I decided to go to Runeterra with you. "

"Ah!? Ah, yes, that would be great, Heimerdinger is going with you, that sounds really good."

The unexpected situation made Timo a little overwhelmed. Fortunately, he is not an idiot, so he changed his mind in time.

As long as Heimerdinger doesn't pull him around all day discussing cloudy scientific theories, it's a good yordle adventure.

"If you want to go too, I need to prepare some more paralytic toxin. The current amount is probably only enough for me alone. Let's go pick some mushrooms. Living in the human country is still dangerous..."

"Why are the bad guys encountered by one yordle and two yordles different? Isn't the paralytic toxin used to deal with bad guys? You calculated that the two are positively correlated. Is there any scientific basis?"

"ah?"

[Who am I, where am I, what is Heimerdinger talking about? How should I respond? 】

The eyes of Teemo, which were difficult to open in a century, suddenly widened. After the slit disappeared, the small black bean-like eyes reflected the light of "wisdom", which made Heimerdinger instantly understand that the yordle scout in front of him didn't want to understand at all. A yordle is far less likely to encounter a bad person than a yordle is likely to travel alone.

Many people are powerful, and this principle can be applied anywhere.

"It's okay, I mean, you just try my bicycle, aren't you looking for mushrooms? Riding a bicycle is always faster than you."

The confused Teemo was brought onto the bicycle by Heimerdinger.

"As long as you turn the handlebar on your right hand, the bicycle will move forward by itself. Believe me, if this water conservancy magic energy bicycle can be popularized in Bandle City..."

"Will there be a lot of trouble?"

Teemo's words made Heimerdinger stunned on the spot. A hundred yordles playing go-karts, throwing missiles and water dragonflies at random appeared in his mind. The big-headed yordle inventor bowed his head and groped With his own beard, Timo turned the handlebar to the bottom without realizing it, and started Bandle City's first Need for Speed.

"...It makes sense, at least equip some reliable yordles, not those troublesome guys, otherwise Bandle City will definitely have a big mess, and it will be troublesome if Tristana bans my experiment... ..."

Teemo's screams gradually faded away until Teemo, who was riding a bicycle, disappeared into the forest and started his off-road vehicle journey. Heimerdinger, who forgot about safety, was still in deep thought.

"Experiment...experiment, wait, I don't seem to have started testing the improved mechanical gear rotor..."

In the depths of the forest, the bicycle was already torn apart. The violent impact caused the magic energy core to explode. While blowing up the rider, it also changed the face of Tristana, the leader of the Mailin Gunner Squad who was patrolling in the depths of the forest.

"Boom, we have something to do!"

Putting the thick, long and strong cannon barrel on the clearing in the forest, the Melin gunner lit the fuse and held the metal handle of the cannon tightly.

"Boom!"

The shell blasted a small crater on the ground, and the powerful reverse impact caused Tristana to fly into the air. Holding her cannon tube [Boom], Tristana, who had leaped several hundred meters, came to the sound of the explosion. Where it came from, look for possible Bandle invaders.

Soon the team leader of the Mailin Gunners found a pile of fine scrap iron and garbage. The forest with strong self-healing ability has already extinguished the small fire caused by the explosion. Following the direction of the explosion, Tristana's sight was fixed on On the tree trunk, a tattered scout waistcoat was hanging on the treetop, and the gunner captain couldn't help but loosen his tense nerves.

"Tristana, save, save me..."

As the voice fell, Teemo, who was upside down and fitted into the thick trunk, slid down the bark all the way, and the blood stains along the way made Tristana turn her head a little bit unbearably.

"Aren't you picking mushrooms? Wait, I get it..."

Returning her gaze to the broken machine, Tristana stroked her forehead with her right hand and sighed.

"Sure enough, Heimerdinger's inventions are always dangerous, no, very dangerous."