League of Legends: King Returns

"Good fat guy! Your kid will become rich in the future, this woman will have your toss, so take care of yourself and don't always go on singles, because you can now double row every day!

I joked to the fat man!

"Where! Where! I'm still far worse than you gave it, but it! I'm not alive anymore for your kind, but this kind of mature one! I like it better, you know, don't you know, in fact I am today I wanted to take him out to open the house. Last time I took off my pants at her house, his dad came back and almost helped Laozi pee! Hey! You should have done this already. Give me some experience games!"

The fat man looked at me and said wryly! The daughter named Xiaoya in the back blushed a little.

"I have experience with a hairy girl. I have already split up with that girl. Her mother doesn't like me," I said helplessly to the fat man. If I tell the fat man what happened to me this month, I think I have said everything. No one believed it, so I didn't mention it.

"It's no wonder that I said how could the toad want to eat swan meat happen to you He Mingluo. This is not surprising, but it's okay. Looking back, I'm looking at our village and the women who came back from working outside to help you Look, since your family has a house in the city, it shouldn't be difficult to get a partner!"

The fat man looked at me and said firmly!

And when I listened to the fat man’s words, I could only secretly cry in my heart. I am now reduced to the fat man introducing his girlfriend to me. How sad it is, forget it! Don't think about it, anyway, if I don't eat a fat man today, I will not go back.

When I was young, I was very happy to walk on the road with the fat man, holding hands. Even when we went shopping together, we sometimes couldn’t help holding hands. But now it’s not working. The fat man’s hand is already on someone else’s. I can't hold my hand either.

So the fat man and Heisi Xiaoya walked happily on the road, like all lovers, flirting and cursing, but I can only smoke a cigarette and walk silently, thinking of that good friend, and walk together "I’m going to go to the other side of the road," I’d like to tell everyone that if the man is not to solve the physical problem, in fact, the man is more willing to play with the man. The original book hall, Rui Ruiliu 》

On the way, the fat man told me after eating for a while, which woman to take to open the room, told me to wait for him in the Internet cafe, and when he was done, he sent his girlfriend back to his home, and then came to see me.

When I heard that the fat man said that, it still moved me. I felt that this man was not such a heterosexual and inhuman person, but what I want to say is whether the fat man can take me when he opens the house. I am still a virgin man. !

I have been walking around Chunxi Road with Fatty for a long time. Fatty and that woman bought several clothes. I have never seen Fatty be so generous. I used to say that I smoked my cigarettes. Now that love has become so generous, it seems A man can change everything for a woman!

After buying the clothes, the fat man did not vowed to invite me to the hot pot. I also think I was superfluous for this hot pot. During the meal, the fat man kept picking up vegetables for the woman. Where are the two people lovingly and lovingly, from time to time, the fat man pays me back Touching the woman's feet in black silk back and forth twice, the woman did not object.

I almost cried out of envy, thinking that it seems that it is better to find a girlfriend in the countryside! Now the women in the countryside are really open, thinking of my bleak first love, alas! In fact, I can stand anyone playing with friends, and I can't stand fat playing with a girlfriend. Originally, I came out today to find confidence in front of the fat, come! Now that I didn’t find confidence, it made the fat man full of confidence in front of me.

After eating, the fat man is also more witty. After drinking a lot of alcohol with that woman, he must be bold enough to perform some difficult moves after drinking. After eating, the fat guy winked me after he bought the bill, Nima! Fatty is going to do it.

Just as I was thinking about finding a reason to leave here, the phone rang, and I was shocked when I saw this number, Han Siqi!

Should I pick it up or not? What will she call me now? In an instant, countless questions came to mind in my heart, whatever she was talking about, let's see what she was going to do!

"Lolo! Where is it!"

Nima! What kind of plane, is this Han Siqi? She would definitely not call me that. I looked at the number again, it was Han Siqi! He asked!

"Who are you! Did you steal someone's phone!"

"I'm Han Siqi! Where are you now! Han Siqi continued naughty on the phone!"

"I am very busy eating out with my friends now. I don't have time to talk to you, so I will hang up first."

When I said that, I was about to hang up, showing that I was very proud. In fact, I am now being despised by the fat beast.

"Hehe! Don't tell me? Don't think I can't find you, Chunxi Road Natural Incense Hotpot City, am I! Waiting for me to come and find you right away."

"Hey! Don't come here! What are you doing here! I'm very busy, so I have time to see you, why are you coming over to find me!"

I said unceremoniously to the phone!

"Of course I'm looking for you to play! Okay, I'll go, and see Lolo in a moment!"

Speaking of Han Siqi, she hung up the phone, leaving me at a loss.

"Who! I'm so irritated to make a phone call!"

The fat man looked at me and said!

"It's okay! My mother!"

I said casually!

"Fuck! You're so awesome and your mom is talking on the phone as if you took gunpowder, but you come over to help me, I was a bit too drunk and drunk to death my girl!"

The fat man held Xiaoya a little hard and asked me to come and help.

"Haha! Isn't it good to be drunk? Isn't it beautiful to be fattened to death?"

I said jokingly!

"Your sister! You just killed a pig! Come over and help me."

"Hey! I want to kill a pig! But you have to make sure not to hit me!"

I said to the fat man jokingly!

"You better use your left hand. I was in a good mood to steal a black thread for you that day! Help me help."

The fat man gasped and said to me! It seemed that I was very tired. Seeing that the fat man was dying, I went to help the fat wife to hold it and carried it to the hotel with the fat man.

When I arrived at the hotel and opened the room, the fat man wiped his sweat all over his head and said to me wretchedly

"Thanks! Luozi! Go to the Internet cafe and wait for me!"

Then I gave me a cigarette, which was equivalent to hard work, and I wiped the sweat from my forehead, silently scolded the fat man in a beast and went downstairs obediently.

This fat guy has been helping you for so long, so you always let me buy a place to watch! And you can also cheer up with your tactical guide, but in the end I was told to wait for him in the Internet cafe, alas! Maybe my five elements are destined to lack R.

When I got downstairs in the hotel, I bought a bottle of Red Bull and regained my strength. I had known that I would not be out today. I thought I came out today to find confidence in the fat man, but I came to get angry. Go to the Internet cafe! The paradise of diaosi.

Boom boom boom

Suddenly, the sound of a sports car began to roar from a distance. The sound of the engine was annoying but it was very comfortable to listen to.

I cursed secretly in my heart, idiots every year, especially today.

As the engine roared closer and closer, I saw a red Maserati approaching here, and just a few meters away I started to stop.

I knew who the main driver of the sports car was at a glance, high-powered. And which woman on the co-pilot is Han! Han Siqi!

As the sports car stopped, it immediately became the focus of people around. Han Siqi was wearing a black short skirt with a leaky back today, revealing the snow-white skin of his back.

The moment the Maserati door just opened, Han Siqi's jade legs in black high heels stepped down. And there was black silk on his legs.

what! Black wire! I can’t believe that Han Siqi wore black silk high heels and walked towards me slowly with tyrannosaurus glasses and noble temperament.

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