Lazy God Possession

(Chapter number is great!)

"Lao Bai, this ranking ..." Another principal came over and wanted to say a few words.

"Well, I know, it's not ideal ..." Lao Bai sighed, looking bitter and bitter.

The headmaster couldn't handle it immediately, stared at Lao Bai with a big eye, and shook his head away.

Do n’t pretend to be forced to thunder!

After a while, Lao Bai found out that no one had gathered around himself and looked at himself with strange eyes.

Lao Bai glared at them, what to see? Never seen a lost old man?

Each of these people was guilty of Lao Bai's guilty conscience and lowered his head. Instead, he made Lao Bai a lot more relaxed, and finally did not need to be asked about this awkward question.

He was also happy to wince and clear himself.

In fact, like Lao Bai, there are still a few people who are reluctant to participate in the topic in the corner. They are all unsatisfactory in this ranking. I am deeply ashamed of the principal.

In addition to these principals, there are two categories. One is always on the list. Even if there are ups and downs, they will not be moved too much, and they will look very spirited. The first category is always on the list and has lost expectations. Bare feet are not afraid to wear shoes and speak loudly.

Lao Bai saw a principal who was sympathetic to the sick and the president of the provincial university. It was similar to Qingyang University. He called for wind and rain in his own province. When he left the province, he went to a small and transparent school. He said, "Principal Zhao, you also Come, oh, our brothers still have sympathy for the disease. "

In the past, Lao Bai also drank a couple of boring drinks with President Zhao. At this time, he thought he could get some spiritual comfort. Who thought that President Zhao gave him an angry glance, snorted, and turned away.

The old man was stunned and looked at the other one: "Principal Qi, what's wrong with President Zhao? Where did I offend him?"

"Well, knowing what you know and knowing your face is unconscious, I didn't expect you to be this kind of principal ..." President Qi stood up and chased President Zhao.

"Ha?" Old Bai was speechless. What the **** happened to me?

He quickly chased after him and said, "Lao Zhao, Lao Qi, what are you doing? I haven't done anything sorry for you in my weekdays. How about this attitude?"

"Pretend ... still pretend!" Lao Zhao turned around hummingly. Everyone here is the principal. You don't have to worry too much about your manners. If you have any resentment, you can say it directly: Betrayal, what a pity to pretend? Aren't you hitting us? "

"What a pity I pretend to be?" Old Bai looked around, and some people were also watching him. Not far away, Sheng Bowen was still talking about Beijing University ’s overseas donation: "So, we Beijing The university has received a total of 2 billion donations from alumni, and it has finally officially entered a 2 billion club! Unfortunately, the 2 billion club is only our Beijing University ... "

Laobai suddenly realized, saying: "You said this? I have a donation to be accounted for, you can rest assured that our schools have always cooperated. When the funds are in place, we open several cooperation projects, all brothers. Why? You have to help each other, right? "

"Who told you to donate?" Lao Zhao snorted. "Lao Bai, you are not sincere at all!"

"Ha?" Old Bai was really puzzled and puzzled.

Between Lao Baizheng's entanglement, officials from several ministries entered the venue. In fact, the meeting in this system was very relaxed. Chu Yunxia, ​​who came with everyone, did not sit on the stage, but knew some of them first. The principal of the university chatted. He said a few words to others. When he saw Lao Bai, he strode over and laughed: "Lao Bai, this time is a pity!"

"Yeah ..." Lao Bai sighed. I don't know how many people said sorry to him today. He habitually replied: "This also lets me know. How much is Qingyang University from the top international universities? The gap, whether in software or hardware, we are still far behind ... "

Chu Yunxia and Lao Bai have been acquainted with each other. When Lao Bai said this, they frowned, and then saw that Lao Bai was really frowning, shrinking, suddenly feeling wrong, and staring, "What did you say?" What about? "

"What are you talking about? Why is the atmosphere so weird today?"

"I'm talking about ranking. It's a pity to be excluded from the top four list this time, otherwise I'm afraid I can get a good result." Chu Yunxia said, "Don't be angry, you're angry. It's not good, it's a pity this time ... it's a pity! "

"Excluded?" Old Bai opened his mouth wide.

Chu Yunxia suddenly stared: "Don't you know? Why don't you know?"

Chu Yunxia immediately took out a document in her hand and handed it to Lao Bai. Lao Bai glanced at it, which is the ranking of Shanghai Jiaotong University arwu.

Lao Bai looked at Chu Yunxia blankly, Chu Yunxia patted his thigh, turned the file to the end, and reached out to the bottom row of small grain-size prints.

"I can't see clearly." Lao Bai took off the reading glasses and wiped them, and couldn't read the line clearly.

"Yes ..." Chu Yunxia called back to the secretary, and a short time later the secretary took a magnifying glass.

Lao Bai looked at the magnifying glass, stared, and looked at him for a long while before saying, "According to conventional statistical methods, the academic score of qyu-qiyang · university is too high, which will lead to disorder in the overall score. To ensure that the overall list is accurate, Qingyang University is not included in the ranking, and we apologize to Qingyang University. "

"Ha?" Old Bai was dumb immediately.

"We all discussed at the time that Qingyang University had a big loss this time!" Chu Yunxia shook her head. "If you follow the original ranking method, Qingyang University may be in the top ten this time!"

"Top ten? We were originally top ten." Old Bai asked stupidly, and now he felt that his head was not enough.

Top 10 in the country, aren't we here? Although in recent years it has been somewhat precarious.

"It's the top ten in the world!" Chu Yunxia said.

Old Bai is stupid.

Arwu's ranking method is to score six items and multiply them by different weights. There are six items in total:

The number of alumni who won the Nobel Prize and the Fields Prize (referred to as i, weighted 10%).

Convergence of Nobel and Fields-rewarded teachers (referred to as award, weighted 20%).

The number of most cited scientists in each subject area (hici for short, 20% weight).

The reduced number of papers published in "nature" and "science" (referred to as n & s, weighted 20%).

Number of papers indexed by scientific citation index (scie) and social science citation index (ssci) (referred to as pub, weighted 20%).

The division average of the above five indicators (referred to as pcp, weighted 10%).

When ranking, i, award, hici, n & s, pub, pcp and other universities scored the highest score of 100 points, and other universities scored according to their ratio to the highest value. If the data distribution of any one indicator is obviously abnormal, the data is processed using conventional statistical methods. The scores of the universities on the six indicators are weighted so that the highest total score is 100 points, and other universities score according to their ratio to the highest value.

"If we count the statistics of Qingyang University, we will lose the Nobel and Fields awards, but the number of papers published by Qingyang University in" Nature "and" Science "and the number of papers indexed by Qingyang University The university must be 100 points, and the average teacher score is 5 points, which is 45 points. In addition, the number of scientists cited most frequently in each subject area has 4 or 5 points, which is almost 50 points. Qingyang University is not counted. Under the circumstances, Harvard University ranked No. 1 in the world this year, and UCLA ranked No. 12 with only 50.7 points. Is n’t Qingyang University with a score of 50 almost in the top ten? "

"Ha? Can you still count?" Old Bai was stupid.

"Of course it cannot be counted like this ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ If Qingyang University is counted, Qingyang University has 100 points in both the number of papers and indexes, Harvard University has 10 points, and Nobel and Fields When the award is reduced, Qingyang University is almost eighty to ninety ... "

Old Bai bowed his head and looked at the second or third place on the list.

Second place, Stanford University, 73.3 points. Third place, MIT, 70.4 points.

In this way, Qingyang University ranks second in the world?

"Wait a minute, we may have one or two of the most cited scientists in each subject area ..." Lao Bai knew that there were still a few cattle in the Institute of Biology and Medicine, and they took the first place in the subdivided disciplines. Not surprising, "But the number of papers and indexes, when will we have so many papers ..."

"Play Doudou." Chu Yunxia said three words.

Old Bai is stunned.

Qingyang University, a group of lazy guys, has compiled a program that exploded all journals in the world, including science and nature ... (to be continued.)