Lazy God Possession

Nanming called Lao Bai and asked him wonderingly, "You are nervous about this kind of low-b promo? What are you nervous?"

"Low? You think it's very low? I think it's very good!" Lao Baidao said, "Although there are some flaws in the plot, others have turned around, and there are various big names coming out to make guest appearances. What if all the students went to apply for the Beijing University? Can I not be nervous? "

"Will it?" Nan Ming simply didn't think he and Lao Bai were a two-dimensional one. Can such things be said well?

Nan Ming thinks that if it is him, after watching this promotional video, he must consider it. Is this low-level worldview really worth going? Even if you do n’t go to Beijing University, is there another university specializing in science and technology next door?

"The key is ..." Lao Bai smiled bitterly. "We can't even make such a promotional video!"

Nan meditated and smiled bitterly.

That's right, Qingyang University can't make such a promotional video!

As a student of Liu Minzhong, Nan Ming remembered that when Qingyang University started military training, it was shooting a promotional video.

The filming method of this propaganda film is as follows: first, the military training scene shot by the drone, and shouting slogans over and over. Then the school leaders toured the campus, and then there were interviews with several leaders to praise how good Qingyang University is.

In the middle, there are shots of students listening carefully in the classroom, sweating on the basketball court, and earnestly experimenting in the laboratory.

In the end, it is the finale. The honors that the school has received over the years, what is the Ministry of Education's scientific and technological innovation unit, what is the 38th red flag bearer, the young man who has built his career, and I am afraid which one will fall ...

If "Starry Fantasy" saw Nan Ming's embarrassment, he would have to make embarrassing cancer when watching the promotional video of Qingyang University.

To be honest, the last time Nan Ming watched this promotional video, he was fast forward and dragged.

It's no wonder that Qingyang University takes "Star Fantasy" so seriously, and it's no wonder that low-b promotional videos like "Star Fantasy" can also be popular in the circle of friends and praised by many people.

Because many people in the circle of friends appreciate the level too low.

To put it bluntly, if this "Star Fantasy" is expanded, there are as many trailers as there are many plots, and the rotten money movie is much better. According to conscience, "Star Fantasy" can be put into the movie theater to spend money, and it can also be called conscience.

"Hmm ... this kind of thing ... I'll figure out a way." Nan Ming smiled bitterly.

It seems that school can't be expected.

"Can you do it?" Lao Bai was worried. "Do you make this kind of micro movie?"

"No." Nan Ming shook his head. "We are not good at making such fictional films. We are not screenwriters. I am not good at writing stories ... Besides, people are self-directed by students. Looks shameful? "

"Then what do you do?" Old Baidao said.

Isn't the battle for students alive before it is fully launched? Is it necessary to defeat the propaganda?

"I don't plan to make feature films or micro-movies, but we have a film of Lazy God Technology, which is Oscar-level." Nan Mingdao, "documentary."

Nanming did not brag. Although they did not participate in any awards, their documentaries have gained a wide international reputation and were even invited by several international film festivals.

As the longest, most complete and most valued in their documentary, it is "Finding Iron Girl".

A humanities, technology, crime, suspense documentary.

If the CCTV is put on stage, it will definitely be matched with a strong focus interview tone: What is the sudden disappearance of a ten-year-old bear child? The relationship between the small villages is intricate. Is it an internal ghost or an external enemy? Can the missing child be rescued safely? See the ethical blockbuster "Looking for Iron Girl".

"What kind of documentary?" Lao Bai quickly went through his own documentary filmed by the Lazy Gods Department and thought it was feasible.

"Let me think ..." Nan Ming frowned. He had a vague idea in his mind, but it hadn't taken shape yet.

"In short, it will not be so cheap and vulgar to interpret dreams, nor will it forcefully insult the audience's IQ."

If you want to make a documentary, there are too many themes.

For example, how the power exoskeleton was made, how the Silence was born, how Doudou swept the world ...

But these things are all related to lazy technology, but they lack the attributes of Qingyang University.

We must find an angle to connect these stories with Qingyang University.

After finishing the promotional video, Lao Bai was concerned about Nanming's other things: "Your epic journey, now it's quite troublesome."

"Trouble? How trouble?" Nan Ming stunned.

"I think there is a guy who is going to ski at Mount Kilimanjaro without hesitation. What do you do?" Asked Bai Bai. "Isn't this a joke? This kind of thing is impossible!"

Let a ship fly to the mountain? You ca n’t be joking like this!

"It's not impossible, at this time, we must find a way to make the impossible possible ..." Nan Ming suddenly widened his eyes: "Wait! I have an idea!"

Make the impossible possible?

...

When Elk was green, the whole man became gloomy.

Ellis and others even thought that Elk was exposed to radiation from pollutants, and performed a radiological test on Elk, but the readings were normal.

"This is a very rare type of skin alienation, and it may be fine in a while." It has been asked a lot, and Elk can only explain it this way.

After two or three days, it was found that Elk did not seem abnormal except that it turned green, and the people temporarily put down.

A sample of metal hydrogen was finally taken out of Wan Scientific Research's body, Wan Scientific Research's intestine was severed, but fortunately, his life was distressed, and he was thrown into a quiet ward to heal himself. , Almost self-destruction.

And Elke also began to join the research of metal hydrogen. He had a good understanding of materials science, but now he has shown excellent ability and made everyone look at it.

Ellis even began to wonder if it turned green and improved his intelligence?

However, Elk turned green or clever, and he still had the same resentment against lazy gods.

Ellis has been following Elk these days, but he forgot to play the "Kilimanjaro" mini-game with redface.

Until he received a call from a redface staff, the caller asked him very politely: "Hello sir, you confirm that you are bidding for a piece of 'Epic Journey' for $ 15 million A ferry ticket? If you confirm, you will send 15 million U.S. dollars to the designated account within two days. If you do not pay the payment, it will be considered a waiver, and the 1.5 million deposit is non-refundable. "

Ellis felt that these people must have been bluffing, hoping that he would automatically quit.

He would like to answer yes, then these people will certainly wither, and will ask Grandpa to tell Grandma that he wants to withdraw from this competition.

Let a 6,000-ton warship carry them to Mount Kilimanjaro for skiing?

No matter how lazy the technology is, it is impossible!

But Ellis didn't dare to promise, if he did, he would pay 15 million!

Moreover, he did not expect that no one would bid for this ticket at a higher price. The $ 1.5 million deposit was so trapped!

"But what do you do if you break your word?" Ellis is still reconciled ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ If you break the word, we will pay you double the liquidated damages. "

At that moment, Ellis was tangled.

However, even if he wants the other party to compensate him for double the liquidated damages, he will have to pay 15 million to redface, so let the bidding agreement take effect!

When Ellis gritted his teeth and was about to give up, the green Elk stepped out of the back suddenly, and put his hand on his shoulder: "Promise him, I will pay this money!"

"Elk ..."

"Promise him!"

"I'm sure." Ellis looked at the unequivocally Elk, his voice pained.

After hanging up the phone, Ellis seemed to have collapsed, lying on the sofa, panting deeply, and asking Elke, "Do you really have this money?"

"I don't have it, but there is an anti-lazy alliance. As long as it is against lazy technology, you can withdraw this funds." Elk said.

"Great ..." Ellis could catch his breath, but before he could breathe out, the assistant ran in from outside and said to Ellis: "Boss, it's bad, lazy. Technology has released a promotional video called "how · we · do"! "

Promo? What does the trailer do to me?

"Look at it! You'll know after watching it!