Lazy God Possession

The ancient town of Zetan is a beautiful town with few tourists, but it is the location of many international conferences. The International Society for Materials Research is a group of guys who are full and have nothing to do. The conference is here. [[,

Surrounded by his disciples and organizers' staff, Wan Scientific Research walked across the red carpet in front of the gate.

The two men in front were talking at the door, talking in a low voice, and Wan scientific researching waved impatiently: "Go away! Go away!"

As he passed by, he heard that security personnel at the door were examining the credentials of several people. The middle-aged human in front said: "I am Shu Haiqing of Qingyang University and was invited to this annual meeting. This is Prince Yang with me. He is ... uh, my student. "

In fact, Shu Haiqing is a professor in the Department of Materials, and has a good relationship with Wang Ziyang. Wang Ziyang called him after he started to engage in metal hydrogen. Although he is a professor, Wang Ziyang is his teacher.

Wan Scientific heard that this man was from Qingyang University. He suddenly waved his arm and shoved the man, almost fell to the ground, and was fortunately helped by the young man next to him.

"What are you doing!" Shu Haiqing was furious and wanted to find his theory.

Shu Haiqing looked at his back, suddenly recognized him, and said to the prince Yang: "Is he?"

"That's him." Prince Yang slightly pouted.

This kind of person is arrogant and barbarous, and has no selfish morality. I really don't know how to achieve it now.

Prince Yang and others stood at the door for a while, and Chi Jiafeng and Cai Wendi also came together.

These two came as reporters, and they carried long guns and short cannons. The purpose was very clear, that is, not to miss any chance of scientific research and ugliness.

Four people joined together to enter the venue. Far behind the scientific research of Wan.

The staff introduced Wan Scientific Research into the conference hall, and after they pleaded guilty, they turned and left.

After researching for a while, Xiao Cheng said to the students around him: "This host, I really don't understand the etiquette, how can I say that I am also the guest of the opening speech. Even a VIP lounge is not allowed."

Moreover, he imagined that when he entered the venue, shouldn't he be standing up, applauding warmly, and convinced by his outstanding contribution?

But now, they are talking one after another and talking very eagerly. People who do n’t know think they are holding a debate.

"These foreigners. It's really unruly!" Without getting the expected attention, Wan scientific research scolded resentfully.

Wan Scientific Research saw that there was a chair with his own name in the front row, and he was proud again. See, this international-level academic conference, I was sitting in the first row!

He walked to the first row and said to a foreigner with gray hair and a beard next to him: "Hello. I'm Wan Scientific."

Then he waited to enjoy the worship and shock of other people's eyes, but the result was completely different from what he imagined.

"Hello." The man nodded. He continued to talk to the people around him without any shock from his name.

"I'm the guest speaker for this opening session." Wan Scientific Research said again.

As if they were not aware, they spit droplets and argued endlessly.

Wan Scientific researched his ears and heard that the topic they were arguing was strange.

There is a bald head around the beard, and the two of them are probably more than a hundred years old. Especially bald, wrinkled face.

He waved his hand and said, "Have you ever read a paper that you haven't read? How can you say that his paper is garbage?"

"I have read three articles ..." Beard said, "The thesis I admit is extremely refined and straightforward. But even for the sake of refinement, you can't ignore the grammar. This is really weird! I don't think this is a good way to write a thesis! "

"You don't understand at all! Don't understand at all!" The bald head shook his head again and again. "You only saw that he ignored some grammar, but did not see that in the thesis, there is no ambiguity at all, and some unnecessary things are ignored. I think the words are a kind of straightforward and simple beauty, that feeling ... it is difficult to describe ... "

"It's like writing a program," Beard said, "but writing a dissertation is not writing a program ..."

"No, it's like writing poetry!" Bald head said, writing poetry can sometimes ignore grammar for rhythm and rhyme, so why not for accuracy?

One of them thinks that the thesis is too weird, and the other thinks that the thesis is full of beauty and debate, and no one can convince anyone.

who is it? Wan scientific research wondered, he wandered around, and found that one of the people around him was one, and it was all under discussion, it seems that it is the most important thing in this world.

And he has made thousands of scientific researches on metal hydrogen, but nobody cares!

"... Who the **** is this and why is everyone talking about him ..." Wan Scientific Research asked Xiao Cheng beside him.

Xiao Cheng still pays much attention to this kind of information. He said things after hearing it, and then said, "I heard that because there are too many papers, the traditional review mode is really impossible. A few big indexes. The system jointly set up a temporary website to store these papers. The review editors of several journals uploaded them after a brief review. Now, dozens of articles have been uploaded, covering all aspects, and the quality of each paper It's high, so everyone is talking about it. "

After that, I felt a commotion.

I don't know where a voice came from: "Another article!"

This voice became the origin of the commotion.

The commotion was like a wave. It came from a certain corner and suddenly spread to the entire venue. Hundreds of people quieted down at the same time, looked down, and looked at mobile phones, tablets, and laptops.

Everyone is refreshing the same page.

It seemed that everyone at the venue was moaning and protesting, and the dull progress bar slowly moved forward, finally loading the latest paper.

People with good things have already been prepared. They copied the information of the paper and started to search in the database. Soon, they laughed out and said, "Someone was shot!"

A similar paper was quickly retrieved through the search tools such as sum and so on, and probably read the citations. Immediately we can judge the competition.

Every paper came out, and some people liked it and found this unlucky one.

The good man read the name of the man who shot him: "Hughland Horston!"

In the corner, someone suddenly whispered, "I was shot! Why didn't I think of this research direction!"

"Hahahaha ..." The laughter of the entire venue was gloating. Some people laughed very happily, and some people were very guilty.

No one knows who the next shot will be.

Nearly 10,000 papers. Almost every article comes out, and some people are "hitting the gun." Not every one of these papers can represent the forefront of the present, but even the old views of the past, the papers are better.

And often there are a lot of incredible and thought-provoking views.

People who have studied the same topic, wrote similar papers, or even written the same topic. It's a "shot."

Some people were ecstatic and saw a new direction. Some people sighed and regretted that their achievements were obliterated and replaced.

They don't know, in fact, these views are not original to this machine, and only a small part of them come from the accumulation of lazy gods. In fact, most of them come from the papers traversed, some authors mentioned briefly. The ideas that I didn't realize were analyzed and used to organize the data and reorganize the paper.

The data used is also cross-compared with all the papers and re-simulated.

It is not necessarily absolutely correct. But without experimental verification, I am afraid that no one can directly judge right or wrong.

Over time, some people will find errors in the thesis, but this can't hide the flash of many excellent ideas.

Not to mention, in the dissertation. Part of it is the internal achievements of the lazy **** system, and its achievements are enough to make people blind.

It's like facing Linghu Chong who has learned Tokgo Nine Swords. Even if you stab at it with one hand, you have to get up and continue.

Because that's the Dugu Jiujian!

Looking at the entire conference hall crazy because of a person named "", it is not the taste of Wan Scientific Research.

Today should have been his home field, just like the emperor ascended the throne and ruled the world.

But before he took the throne, the dynasty was gone.

How can this be?

Wan Scientific Research was sitting there, listening to the sound of discussions that were lively around him again, feeling deeply lost.

Finally, the meeting officially started, and the host took the stage. Then everyone looked up and looked at the podium.

After the short opening ceremony, the opening guest of this research team should give a speech. Wan researcher sorted out his suit and sat upright.

Then he heard the host on stage:

"Not long ago, there was a great scientist born out of nowhere, shocked the world, alert us, give us guidance, give us knowledge, and what he has accomplished is beyond the reach of most people in this world, Not even most of us here can do it. Before the conference begins, I suggest we applaud him together! "

At that moment, Wan scientific research felt that his scalp had exploded.

That's him, that's what he says!

What great honor did the conference give him such a high evaluation?

At that moment, he even began to burst into tears, what a good organizer!

He stood up, forcing himself not to shed tears, turned around, waving his hands to the rear, ready to welcome everyone's applause like thunder.

Wan scientific research burst into tears, waving his hands, and tears even blurred his vision. He is like a superstar on TV, thanking him constantly: "Thank you, thank the organizer, thank you ..."

He likes being watched the most, he likes to be high above him, and he likes this feeling of solemnity in the sky.

Just for today's moment, everything before is worth it!

Dead without regrets!

Then he heard the host say, "He is it! Let us all applaud ... uh ..."

The host suddenly paused, and hundreds of eyes turned at the same time and turned to 10,000 scientific research.

The whole venue was suddenly dead and silent.

"Ha ..." A gloating laugh came from the corner, not knowing who it was.

...

Wan Scientific Research was standing on the stage for ten minutes, and he was not very fluent in speaking.

He had already practiced his speech well and had forgotten it all, and now standing on the stage, like a middle school student who was punished to recite English texts, stuttered and stumbled.

But it doesn't matter. Anyway, everyone didn't pay much attention to him, and all looked down to refresh the content of the website.

Occasionally someone looked up at him, listened carefully, and frowned when he heard his stumbled, unconfident speech.

Is this the scientific research that produced the metal hydrogen?

But that's it!

Those who followed him also bowed their heads to refresh the paper.

Wan scientific research is annoying. In his mind, his speech should be like a "ted speech". The atmosphere is warm and the true feelings are expressed. The audience on the stage is also devoted. , Constantly interrupted by applause, and even had to urge everyone not to applaud.

In fact, his speech was like the first theory class in the summer afternoon. The lone professor faced a room of students who were sleepy, except for occasionally looking up to prove that he was not asleep. No.

In fact, Wan Scientific Research was still fortunate that no one looked up at him. The shame he had just embarrassed him for a long time. If he could, he really wanted to get away now.

Seeing this completely failed opening speech, the person in charge of the organizer almost cried.

Are you fighting for something? Just like you, I have to invite you to be the opening speaker, we really beep!

I felt the murderous look in the eyes of the organizer's eyes, Wan Rong scientific and strong spirits, slightly raised the voice, and wanted to attract everyone's attention back.

His voice suddenly increased, and indeed many people looked up, but there was a commotion immediately: "A new paper!"

Refreshing, waiting for the progress bar, everyone's eyes moved left and right along with the progress bar in front of them, and even their heads were turning slightly, like a breeze blowing across the wheat field, which stirred up the wheat waves.

Finally, it was completely refreshed, and someone with good things searched the database again, and then laughed out: "Someone was shot again! This time ... keyan · wan!"

"The application of ferromagnetic materials in ship propulsion technology" and Keyan · wan's thesis are not bad at all. After a little bit of opening, glance at the quotation and judge.

keyan · wan! Million research!

Is this the one who is speaking on stage?

At this level of paper ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ At this level of speech, he made metal hydrogen?

It's not like ...

At this level of dissertation, you are not even eligible for this conference.

A hint of doubt flashed through almost everyone's mind.

"Brush!" All eyes looked at Wan Scientific Research on the stage at the same time.

"Well ..." Wan Scientific Research's word was forced back by everyone's eyes, stuffed in his throat, snorted, and coughed violently.

He wanted to win the attention of others, but when hundreds of people's attention was concentrated on his face, the full of maliciousness and inquiry made him unbearable. (To be continued.)

ps: I still have it, but it is expected to be late. u