Lazy God Possession

Chapter 577: : Annual Meeting of Lazy Gods

On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the lazy **** hall that had been busy throughout the Spring Festival finally came to rest. According to the previously announced plan, three days before and after the fifteenth month, the lazy **** hall pushed out all appointments and gave it to employees who had been busy for more than half a year. They took three days off.

However, as one of the helmsmen of Lazy God Guild Hall, Sun Xingwang can't be idle, he has to prepare for the evening party.

At the end of the year, the lazy department that had just been set up and had not been in a year did not open an annual meeting, and now it can finally be made up.

Nan Ming requires every executive to show a show, and he is no exception, of course, he must be a soldier.

At this annual meeting, Nanming didn't get too tall. The tall things need everyone to be busy and busy again. Now it ’s time to make fun things and make everyone happy. Have fun and enjoy the show. How much, a lot of prizes.

There is such a good thing that everyone comes naturally, even the people who are going to school tomorrow are no exception.

Nan Ming's program is behind Zhao Fengfeng. Zhao Fengfeng and a group of brothers performed a magnificent chorus, "The wind is roaring, the horses are roaring, the Yellow River is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring ..."

A group of hot-blooded guys roared on the stage, shaking everyone's eardrums, and they couldn't help bursting into blood and applauding.

Then there was a lottery. After sending out many prizes, Nan Ming came on the field.

As soon as he came on the stage, the screams broke out.

Nanming's daily dressing style is very casual, mostly sportswear and outdoor wear, mainly for comfortable fit. Today, he put on a black suit, white shirt, black bow tie, well-dressed, like attending a cocktail party general.

This appearance immediately caused the following people to yell, Liu Xinyu's voice was the loudest: "Brother and brother, you are so handsome! I want to fall in love with you!"

Then suddenly laughed into a ball.

The music sounded, and several dancers came on stage, all wearing suits and ties. A floor microphone was placed in front of Nan Ming. Nan Ming held the floor microphone and sang falsely:

& nb *,;,.

I'm wearing a uniform and tie.

& nb *,;.

I'm in uniform. tie

CanI;

Can i show you

& nbew,; baby, cause

Show my uniform temptation, baby, because

& nb *,;.

I'm in uniform, a tie ... "

On the stage, Nan Ming held the microphone. With the dance of the music, the dancing postures were saucy, cheap, cute, and handsome. As soon as they started, they immediately laughed at the bottom. When Nan Ming started dancing, the bottom got up and screamed.

At this time, you can see the generation gap. Nan Da and Nan's faces were "what" expressions. They didn't know what the crowd was. Nan Da asked Xu Yafei, who was still calm, "What is your uncle singing?"

"Oh, this song is by Justin Timberlake. It is called"; ", which translates to the meaning of a suit and tie." Xu Yafei said, in fact, this song should be called "suit temptation" if it is freely translated, of course Xu Yafei I dare not tell my father and mother like this.

This song comes from the American superstar, Justin Timberlake. This American singer who once fell in love with Britney Britney was originally born as a superboy. She has achieved remarkable results after solo and has won six Grammy Awards. The four Emmys, both in style and attitude to music, were great. At one time, they were considered to be the most likely to succeed Michael Jackson and become the new generation of pop king. However, the boss Bo Jia likes to be unworked and go to the movies and invest, and the music has become a ticket-type.

On the stage, Nan Ming pulled the handkerchief from his left pocket and waved handsomely. A few simple dance moves, but handsome, and fascinated the audience below, standing in a corner, the waitresses of the lazy **** hall have begun to collectively yell, "Nan, we will give you monkeys. ! "

Nan Da thought for a while, then nodded suddenly, feeling that he understood: "Oh, I know, that Justin, that is the one who has a lot of scandals ..."

"No, uncle, that's Justin Bieber, it's different!" Liu Xinyu next heard it, shaking his head again and again.

"Not the same? Why are these two people called Bieber, what is the relationship between them?" Nanma said.

"It's okay, two people." Xu Yafei wiped a sweat, how could he explain to Nanma? After thinking for a while, there is a good analogy, "These two are like Jay Chou, power and idol, can't hit eight poles ..."

Who would have thought that Tie Niu stepped forward and gave him a punch: "You are so bad, Yafei! Who said idols, do you know how hard they work? Don't hack my cheer boy brother!"

But soon Tie Niu looked obsessed on the stage again: "But my Nanming brother is more handsome!"

Iron Egg didn't know what to say, and sighed, holding his forehead.

Zhang Feilin next to him is both angry and funny. Why is Nanming ’s charm always especially effective for Little Loli?

What should these little rivals make her do?

Anxious and helpless, Zhang Feilin hugged Tie Niu and struck her fluttering face fiercely.

"Brother Xu, you aren't right." Liu Xinyu pointed his finger, as several families said. "The two are actually related. Justin Timberlake's ex-girlfriends are Cameron Diaz and Cameron Diaz. Ex-boyfriend is Jared Leto, Jared Leto's ex-girlfriend is Scarlett Johnson, Scarlett Johnson's ex-boyfriend is Josh Harnett, Josh Harnett The ex-girlfriend is Armand Seyfried, the ex-boyfriend of Armand Seyfried is Ryan Phillips, and Ryan Philip's ex-wife is Reese Witherspoon, Reese Witherspoon The ex-boyfriend is Jack Gerenhal, the ex-girlfriend of Jack Gerenhal is Tyler Swift, the ex-boyfriend of Tyler Swift is Tyler Rotner, the former of Tyro Rotner His girlfriend is Selena Gomez, and Selena Gomez's ex-boyfriend is Jas Timberbi. Well, they are such a relationship. "

A group of people stared at Liu Xinyu, with millions of grass and mud horses in their hearts. I went here, your circle is really messy!

"It seems that I want to talk to Teacher Liu, it seems you are a bit too busy now." Xu Yafei said quietly.

"Brother, you have a good sense of humor. This is a network segment!" Liu Xinyu was dissatisfied.

"You can write it all down, and you're free." Xu Yafei said, if it wasn't for someone who knows these stars well, can you remember it? "No wonder the exam results have fallen."

"Well, you go away, Brother!" Liu Xinyu ignored Xu Yafei.

really. Not every brother is Nan Ming.

This time Nanming also invited Zhang Feilin's family to come together. Zhang Quanzhen and Aunt Chu also sat down. Both parents were actually acquaintances and sat together chatting. Nan Ming, asked Zhang Feilin next to him, "It's very nice to sing. What does this lyrics mean?"

On the stage, Nan Ming's song is almost finished, and he is singing:

& nb; hercauseI ;,

Tell your mom I love her because I love you.

& nbfartherasa,

Tell your dad we will go further than couples,

&,

They did not lose their daughter, but they had an extra son-in-law,

Ill ;;;, hun!

Let me teach you how, ha! "

Zhang Feilin looked up and saw Nan Ming's smiling eyes, I really didn't know how to answer his father's words.

If she translates truthfully, it is estimated that Nanming will be in a wheelchair after today.

This guy. How dare you be so bold?

The lyrics in the back are not suitable for children. In front of everyone, Nan Ming was embarrassed to sing out and skipped the lyrics. Sings: "Alldressedupin; and,

I'm dressed in black and white.

& ;,

You are also wearing the dress I love,

L />

The breath of love permeates the air.

&; afew,;,

Let me show the temptation of my uniform. "

After the song was over, Nanming reached out to the audience.

Zhang Feilin got up on the stage. The following program was Zhang Feilin, but Nan Ming did not leave. The two stood on the stage. A heavy metal band replaced the back dancer. The music wearing golden cracks sounded. With the gorgeous and huge new metal, Nan Ming was on the stage from the young and tender and handsome young man who instantly turned into a heavy metal man and yelled:

"IWantMyTears!

Don't cry! "

Together with the famous "IWantMyTears" music from the Finnish theater-level metal band (Night Wish, also called Twilight Carols), the blood of everyone has been boiling.

This song does not know how many people have been the video BGM.

Hearing the familiar melody, the bear children snorted and got up.

Among the wild music, Zhang Feilin's extremely penetrating voice sounded:

& nbs,

There are chimneys, branches sway,

& nbergrey,

Grey winter, heavy snow will cover the story.

;;; ofheaven

Green grass sprouts, flowers bloom,

& nbs> Wind blowing wheat waves,

A ;; waters,

The train is crossing the sea ... "

On the stage, Zhang Feilin wore a snow-white dress, but sang the high-pitched sound line through the golden cracked stone. The tranquil picture depicted in the lyrics was sung in the wild music of heavy metal.

At this time, Zhang Feilin felt like a white lily flower growing out of the ruins of a nuclear bomb. She was arrogant, cold and gorgeous enough to crush her life.

With one stroke and one stroke, the gas field is overwhelming.

At this moment, Snow White stepped onto the throne and became the queen!

And Nan Ming's lowered voice lined up against Zhang Feilin's singing, like a dragon escorting the queen, hovering over the castle top to deter all beings.

Zhang Quanzhen and Aunt Chu were stunned. Is this their Zhang Feilin? That good girl?

That good girl who always wears glasses?

It seems that they don't know enough about their daughter.

However, the image of Nan Ming is extremely consistent at this moment. He does not need to be sharp enough to deter all beings.

On stage, the two have reached the end:

& nbwherestheawe?

Who creates miracles? Who fears the sky?

& nb?

Sleepless Night ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ How did I struggle?

& nbakeme

When it's not yet vicissitudes,

I ;; seethe; inMe!

Don't care what you lose!

IWantMyTears!

Put away tears,

IWantMyTears ;!

Don't be cowardly, fight bravely! "(To be continued.)

PS: I translated some of the lyrics myself, I do n’t know if it is inaccurate ...

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