Lazy God Possession

Limited edition meals twice in a row gave Li Xiang a perfect birthday in history. After that day, Li wanted to feel like he was asking for nothing.

Every day after that, when Li wanted to walk on the road, the little robot with a little sign No. 3 always inadvertently broke into his field of vision. Sometimes it is a single one, sometimes it is with other food delivery robots.

No one knows exactly when it started. These food delivery robots have become a scenery of Qingyang University.

At first, not many people paid attention to them, just treated them as something like a remote control toy, pointed it with a smile, took a few photos, and wondered who was playing this remote control toy.

But as they grow in number, it's hard to ignore them.

They are only over forty centimeters tall. They look like ordinary unicycles except for a pair of funny little claw-like robotic arms and a camera in front.

Their walking patterns are very interesting. They usually walk on the cobbles on both sides of the road, and never occupy ordinary roads. At this time, they are arranged in a neat queue, with the same attitude and the same distance. It seems that the cogs are train tracks, and they are train trains. In the longest time, there are even more than a dozen of them lined up. Having new members join the queue is like playing a real human greedy snake.

However, when the lava stones are occupied, they will be very free to walk through the crowd, rubbing their trouser legs, skirts and wheels. At this time, they will appear extremely flexible, just like a group just after school, you chase I rushed out of the elementary school.

Li Xiang couldn't help paying attention to them, he thought that the No. 3 little robot. Seems to be a primary three, but I'm not sure.

Sometimes, he saw Xiao 3 in the neat queue. The other robotic cameras were all looking at the front, only it was twisting its "head" and looking at him. Rotate with his position.

But when he got to his side, Xiao 3 turned his head instead of looking at him.

Sometimes, Xiao3 didn't seem to find him at all. Like other small robots, he straight forward and when he got to him, he suddenly set up a small robot. Floating away again.

Li wants to think that this little robot is really elusive. There are many mathematical models built in his heart, and none of them can analyze its behavior mode.

Every time he sees the Little 3 robot, he is like the person who first loves guessing whether the other person loves him or not, guessing: "Is it? Not it? Is it? It is not it?"

Is P3 a P3?

Even if he asks P3 on the phone, P3 doesn't always answer him.

Of course, he didn't know that the two primary three were merging at this time, neither was it by definition. How should I answer?

In fact, he didn't ask for answers in particular, it was like a very interesting game. Free his brain from the mathematical formula that is always tight.

He discovered for the first time that, in fact, sometimes he didn't care about the answer. It turned out that life and mathematics were different. It is not necessary to have an answer.

On December 16, the long-lasting cold current was about to pass before a sudden freezing rain began.

Li wanted to come out of the institute and found that ticking raindrops fell from the sky, and a layer of ice had formed on the branches not far away. He stood hesitating at the door for two minutes and called an instructor behind him with an umbrella At that time, I chose to rush into the rain.

He still had trouble accepting the kindness of others. Simply just don't know how to thank others.

The rain was very cold and dripped on my head. It made people tremble and fell on their clothes. Immediately infiltrated into the clothes, into the cold of the bone marrow.

It's only five in the afternoon. It's already dark and no one can see the five fingers. The street lights are blurred under the night rain. Pedestrians don't know where to go. It seems that only Li Xiang is alone and far away Misty light in the dormitory building.

Li wanted to run deep and shallow, stepping on the stagnant water pavement, and at this moment, he felt something catching up, and pulled his pants legs.

He lowered his head and saw the little 3 robot at his feet, looking at him with a camera head. On both sides of the body, the night warning lights rolling like a marquee keep flashing.

"Hello, Xiaosan!" Li Xiang said hello, whether he was Xiaosan or not. He liked the feeling of no pressure.

A "click" sounded, and two small robots popped up with two pedal-like things on both sides, and then screamed.

"What?" Li wanted to get a little dazed.

The little 3 robot shook the camera, and the feeling was like a human swinging his head and signaled, "Come up."

Isn't it, Li Xiang is still stunned.

His cell phone rang, and he took it out, looked down, and was reminded by Xiao San: "Juvenile, do you want to hitchhiking?"

"Really you, Xiaosan?" At that moment, Li wanted to be overjoyed.

He stopped and looked at the pedal. The little robot looked so weak that it could hold him?

It seemed to find his hesitation, and a click, the Little 3 robot popped up with four auxiliary support feet, stood firmly on the ground, and swung his head again: "Come up!"

That night, many of the classmates who were running in the freezing rain saw Li Xiang stepping on the food delivery robot. In the freezing rain night, the wind and electricity were generally passing through, and the freezing rain and cold were thrown away. He didn't know it was in the dark. Fear is still a happy cry: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha slow slow-!"

"Let me go! The food delivery robot can hitchhiking!" Everyone who saw this scene was stunned, and someone immediately ran to Lujiashi to intercept the car: "Wait, don't run, let me hitchhiking I rely on! Ignore it! Asshole! I'll fill the colossal stones tomorrow! "

That night, there was another campus legend on the campus of Qingda University. It is said that if you brush the lazy life assistant Xiaolao's favor value, you can hitchhike by the way.

The theory is right.

Breaking through the rain and rushing into the dormitory building, Li Xiang's head and clothes were soaked. He leaned over and picked up the Little 3 robot, ran all the way into the 205, took out a towel, and began to help the little robot to wipe it.

On the way. He felt that the speed of the small robot was slowing down, not knowing whether it was due to low temperature or freezing rain.

The freezing rain has formed a layer of ice on the shell of the little robot, and Li wants to use some hot water. Only then wiped the ice shell and looked at the little robot. I was relieved.

The little robot swung the camera to attract Li Xiang's attention, then reached out his paw and touched the next row. Li wanted to go over, studied the structure of the little robot, opened a shell, and saw the standard three-hole charging. interface.

"You wait." Li tried to pull the cord on the electric kettle next to it, plugged it into the charging port, and hesitated. The hidden battery indicator inside the case lights up.

It turned out that there was no electricity, and Li wanted to breathe a sigh of relief.

When Li wanted to come out of the bath, he saw the little robot shrink under the table, and while manipulating his shoes with a mechanical hand, he was charging while warming.

That's how friends feel, that's great.

No need to say anything, just be there.

That night, after sending away the little robot, Li Xiang held his mobile phone and talked to Xiaosan very late. He felt that Xiaosan was getting smarter and less and less prefaced, although he still couldn't talk about some very abstract topics. However, only some scenes in Qingyang University, as well as the lazy life of food and nutrition, Primary Three can almost answer the question. Li Xiang can even discuss some math problems with Primary Three. If he encounters something that Primary Three doesn't understand, Li thinks he can find a way to teach it.

A freezing rain turned the entire Qingyang University into a world of ice and snow. When I went out early the next morning, the ground was full of ice, and huge ice was everywhere on the trees and wires. According to the news, power was lost in many places.

Estimate that day. It was the day when Qingyang University had the highest absenteeism rate. Li Xiang also went out after overcoming great psychological obstacles. I almost slipped several times along the way.

These little food-delivery robots don't seem to be affected much. They no longer walk on the cobblestones, but glide freely on the ice. Sometimes, they even drift over corners, making people have to marvel at their balance. Sex.

It is said that the food delivery of the slow life was almost completely paralyzed last night, but the small robots who lived lazy, although the aging time was a little slower, could almost all deliver the food. I don't know how many people saved the squawking stomach.

Today, these small robots seem to be particularly busy, because orders for lazy living have surged again today.

No matter how much the discount is, it ’s useless if you do n’t get it. At a critical moment, lazy life has won trust with its reliability.

After a busy day, when Li wanted to come out of the institute again, it was night time. The freezing rain yesterday damaged some lines. I do n’t know if this is the reason. There is a street lamp on the way from the institute to the dormitory building. It was not bright, it was dark, and the road was slippery. Li wanted to walk slowly and carefully.

At this moment, Li Xiang suddenly lit a beam of light around him, not too bright, but it could illuminate the road in front of him.

When Li wanted to turn his head, he saw Xiaosan beside him, and the four auxiliary lights next to the camera were on, helping him to illuminate the road in front of his feet.

"Do you want me to hitchhiking today?" Li wanted to smile.

Xiaosan shook his head.

"Well, let's go. Aren't you going to deliver food? Is it okay late?"

Primary Three still shook his head.

Li wanted to laugh. This feeling of walking with friends is also great.

...

Li Chenggong was very upset today. A freezing rain caused almost all of the market share of the slow life to be lost. Not only did the food delivery fail, but many food delivery workers were injured. These people even asked for processing funds together.

Li successfully soothed and suppressed some, but eventually agreed to be injured as a work-related injury, and the others added a hundred more.

Not only the workers are giving him problems, but inside the Royal Shark's Hotel, some people are questioning him. It is said that someone has filed a complaint with his uncle. They think that this subsidy strategy is not a long-term solution and should be stopped as soon as possible.

Hearing these news relayed by Xu Xianlong, Li Chenggong didn't get angry.

In short, Li had a very busy day, and it was so difficult to endure the night. Looking at the poor orders and the high complaint rate, Li Chenggong couldn't survive anymore, he left everything and drove back to school.

Now, he just wanted to sleep with a drowsy head, hoping that everything would be over when he woke up.

But it's okay not to come back. It's just boring. After returning, he saw the food delivery robot running all over the floor, and he was even more angry.

He turned around and saw a colored light rolling not far ahead, and he knew it was the night-warning light of a food delivery robot. This food delivery robot didn't know if it was out of power or how it went very slowly. As soon as Li Chenggong got an impulse, he stepped on the accelerator and rushed towards the food delivery robot.

Crush you!

When he saw Li Xiang walking next to the food delivery robot, it was too late to brake again. On the icy roadside, the car was slipping and rushed towards Li Xiang.

At this moment, the warning sound of the loud and quiet operation room suddenly sounded, and a screen popped up. On the screen, on the screen, a person's legs and galloping vehicles could be shown.

Su Hongyi, who was on duty here, was drowsy at this moment, suddenly a clever, opened his eyes, but was shocked.

Is this a car accident? How to do this?

At this moment, a dotted line suddenly appeared on the screen, and the food delivery robot was actually calculating the path.

And those paths flickered, then the food delivery robot rushed out, the vehicle headlights approached quickly, followed by the left front wheel, the impact, the cracking, the fender, everything dark ...

bad! Call the police!

On the road without street lights, he was shot by the headlights. Li Xiang could barely see anything. He only felt a flash of light in the corner of his eyes, and only heard Xiao San's rapid snoring sound. Xiaosan turned for a moment, turned and rushed to the car that had hit him.

With a beep, the car stopped almost against Li Xiang's leg. Xiaosan was stuck in the front left wheel of the car, and the four supporting feet acted as snow chains ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ scraped on the ground There were a few deep groove marks. It was completely scattered, the shell was completely broken, the wheels were completely twisted, the camera was pulled, and the auxiliary light gradually dimmed.

"Little three!" Li Xiang yelled, and at that moment his sanity completely collapsed.

He pulled the door of the car and dragged the frightened Li successfully. His fists and knees were kicked, and he smashed his head and hit his face. "You, what x! I **** you xx! That's my third!" It's my junior! You dare hit my junior! "

From childhood to age, this is the first time Li Xiang hits a man. He cried, whispered, and struck and kicked desperately. It was his junior, his only friend, his best friend!

This **** smashed Xiaosan!

"Don't ... don't fight ... wow ..." Li Chenggong recognized Li Xiang, a math genius who was always silent, but he couldn't believe it was Li Xiang. He defended in vain, begging for mercy: "It's me, Li thought, I'm Li Chenggong, don't fight, don't fight! Are you all right?"

When the police arrived, they saw Li Chenggong lying on the ground with a swollen face, and Li wanted to kneel in front of the wheel, holding the wreckage of Xiaosan and crying. (To be continued)