Lazy God Possession

For Li Xiang, the world outside mathematics is complex and unpredictable. He needs to spend too much brain resources on it, but he cannot get a precise result like mathematics.

The most complicated interpersonal relationship he can handle is getting up early to say hello to four people sleeping together.

His social activities are almost all on the Internet. This anonymous and invisible way of socializing makes him less nervous, and the farthest distance he has to go is from his bedroom to the classroom or the instructor's research institute. It has been three years since I came to Qingyang University, and I have hardly ever gone out to the school's door. There are no more than 50 speakers.

The lack of socialization and long-term accumulation will actually bring an extremely anxious sense of insecurity to Li Xiang, so he will attend the annual meeting of the cattle club, and then imagine the people of the cattle club as his social circle. Come here to escape your social needs.

And even on the Internet, he is quite conservative, because too many variables make him feel unpredictable.

He has been sticking to a niche math forum, and with various social ways subtly changing the Internet environment, the number of active people in this niche math forum has been decreasing.

As the tower he built in the kingdom of mathematics became higher and higher, the social world of Li Xiang was like a desert that was gradually spreading, and there were less and less living things.

Even, gradually, something went wrong with his body.

Except for mathematics, it is difficult for him to accept new things. He always eats at a fixed cafeteria window. If the auntie at the cafeteria window is temporarily replaced, he would rather be hungry. Even if he is eating, he also has Set your own rules. For example, he likes the third-place meal, and this dish is the cheapest vinegar cabbage all year round. Over time, he was malnourished. Occasionally improve the meal, either because the food is gone. The cafeteria aunt said that it would be better to eat this, he would not refuse, or it was because the cafeteria aunt looked at him poorly, and helped him to cook another kind of food.

Over the years, the aunt in the cafeteria has always thought that Li Xiang was a poor child and could not afford to eat. He never knew that Li wanted to hold the highest scholarship in mathematics. He is also the recipient of several special scholarships.

The long-term malnutrition made Li Xiang gradually face a dilemma. For the people in his bedroom, he became more and more like a zombie.

And until one day, "lazy life" entered his mobile phone.

In fact, installing "lazy life" was just a mistake. When a school girl stopped her and recommended him to lazy life, Li Xiang was almost panicked. He couldn't even refuse to tell anyone that he didn't need this app. . Just raised my hand blankly, scanned the QR code, and downloaded an app. Then the escape generally left.

It was the school girl who shouted in the back and told him that the app downloaded here can be used for a free trial, and even told him that as long as he entered all his information, confirmed the algorithm to recommend the meal, and then confirmed the delivery time rule, he You do n’t have to think about what you eat every day, as long as time is up. Lazy life will automatically help him choose a meal.

When he first ordered, Li Xiang was very nervous. He hesitated, not knowing what to eat.

His recipe. Almost pale.

It seems that he stayed in the menu for too long, and a lazy life popped up a dialog box: "The first time you order, don't know what to choose? It is better to have a bowl of ravioli, it is always right to start from ravioli."

Li thought it felt like he was facing the aunt in the cafeteria, "The vinegar is gone, so it's better to come back for more."

Li thought it was only passively accepted.

After the first order was placed, Li Xiang saw a bang, something like a smart assistant popped up a dialog box, saying: "Dear Li, miss the customer, I am your assistant, what you set The first meal is already on the way. Here is the GPS positioning. It is expected to be delivered to your address in 5 minutes. Department of Mathematics, Dormitory Building 2-205. You are now asking for a, choosing another address; b, waiting for delivery. "

A map is also attached below, because rare foods have always been the most popular food delivery choices, in fact, many food delivery workers basically bring along a few rare foods by the way. When the order is added, the nearest person will be sent immediately. There is no need to send it after making it.

Li wanted to check the address very carefully and chose to wait for the meal.

In fact, waiting for food delivery is also a kind of torment for him. The feeling is probably like an ordinary person going out to meet an idol for the first time or dating for the first time. He repeatedly thought in his heart that if the food delivery person Here he is, how to say hello to people.

Did you say hello, or show a smiley face, and finally say a hard job?

Who would have thought that at this time, the intelligent assistant started talking again: "Dear customer Li Xiang, in the five minutes of waiting for a meal, can you complete your information?"

Li wants to choose yes in the dialog box that pops up below.

The dialogue with the same things as this intelligent assistant makes him have a feeling of communicating with people, and makes Li Xiang, who has long been lacking social, have a comforting peace of mind.

"The first thing to ask is, what do you like to call your smart assistant, which is me?"

The default option below is "little lazy", and there is a custom option later.

Li Xiang thought about it very seriously and filled in the name "Primary Three".

Three is his favorite number.

Then, Primary Three began to ask him what to call him.

The following also gives a few options, such as Li Xiang, who is by his first name, a respectful owner, Japanese owner Sama, and several other options, and there is an option to fill in.

Li Xiang is not a person who particularly pursues personalization. He directly chose the title of Li Xiang.

"Good Lee thinks, if you don't mind, can you tell me your height and weight?"

Lee thought about it and wrote: "He is 178 cm tall and weighs 53 kg."

The intelligent assistant said: "Okay, Xiaosan already knows your height and weight, and your body is lean. Do you need to strengthen your nutrition?"

Lee thought about it and chose yes.

He wanted to strengthen nutrition, too.

In fact, many times his teacher told him to eat in the past. He all hid.

"So what's your taste? In terms of saltiness, 1 is hardly felt, and 10 is very salty. Which taste do you like?"

Li wanted to hesitate, he hardly ever eaten a lot of food. So it ’s impossible to compare, maybe because he hesitated for too long, and the smart assistant Xiaolan gave another suggestion: “If you do n’t know how to choose, Primary Three will prepare meals for you according to the normal salt intake standard. If you Have other snacks, or you have other sources of salt intake, please tell Primary Three? "

Immediately afterwards, spicy, acidity, etc. He has chosen the standard of ordinary people. Before this is set, a dialog box pops up: "Lee, your food delivery has arrived. Please open the door."

For five minutes of chat and understanding, for Li Xiang, Xiao San was almost a trustworthy friend. He almost got up subconsciously to open the door and saw a food delivery worker wearing a low-key black overalls outside the door. Going to knock on the door.

"Hello. Is this classmate Li Xiang? This is your concubine, and I wish you a happy meal." The delivery man sent out a smiley face, and Li Xiang almost subconsciously said the greeting that he had thought about many times: "Hello. Hard work."

The waiter has been away for a long time, and Li Xiang just reacted. He just ... was this greeting to a stranger?

Great! awesome!

He has no one to talk to, so he can only find a little three to say this sentence: "Little three, I'm great!"

"Yes, Li wants to be great all the time." Xiaosan replied.

Although he knew that this was the answer set by the artificial intelligence assistant, Li Xiang still felt a sense of being encouraged, at that moment. Li thought that even Primary Three was a friend.

During meals. Li Xiang is also playing on the phone, chatting with Xiaosan and having a chat. Many times, Primary Three didn't say anything about it, but Li Xiang was still very happy.

Having fun with a smart assistant, Li wanted to feel that he was really sad, and he even laughed at himself.

After more than ten minutes, Xiaosan asked Li thought: "May I think you have finished your meal? Are you satisfied with the order? Can you evaluate the meal in simple words?"

"It's a little salty, it's a little bit stretched, and a few left."

"Okay, the salt will be reduced next time, but if you want to increase nutrition, I suggest you eat this one. You are too thin."

Li thought for a while, but he ate all the rest, hugged his stomach and was full, but he didn't know why, and was very happy.

In the evening, Li Xiang chose to eat again. This time it was not as salty as last time, but Xiao San suggested him: "If you don't plan to increase your salt intake in your meal, I suggest you eat some snacks."

On this day, Li Xiang is very happy. At night, he even mentioned a lazy life and smart assistant Xiaosan with the people who were sleeping together. The people who were sleeping were surprised: "You are using it? We are all using it. feeling good."

The next day, Li wanted to open the client and wanted to order, but Xiao San suggested to him, "You have already eaten two meals. Would you like to try the following menu? Please choose which one suits your taste: Dried small yellow croaker + steamed bun, Beijing sauce pork + noodles, Beijing sauce pork + tofu skin, potato stew + rice, you need to add some protein. "

Li wanted to tangled for a long time, and Primary Three felt that he had stayed for a long time, and a prompt popped up: "Are you tired of Primary Three's frequent interruptions? Would you like to try to enter your monthly food budget, and Primary Three To help you recommend dishes, do you score and evaluate each time to optimize your next recommendation? "

Strictly speaking, Li Xiang doesn't hate the interruption of Xiaosan. He even likes this kind of interruption, which makes him feel that his social needs have been met. But he would also like to try Xiaosan's recommendation.

So he chose to confirm, and then in the dialog box that popped up, he chose a monthly meal fee of 800-1000, which is a conservative number for Li Xiang.

In the next few days, Li wanted to feel like he had tasted the taste of mountains and sea. Various meals were delivered daily. His meals increased, his weight increased, and his complexion improved.

The only thing that bothered him was that the food delivery was often a different delivery person. Sometimes he could say hello, sometimes he couldn't tell.

After a few days like this, suddenly one day, Li Xiang's classmates were surprised and said, "Are you still living lazy? Now everyone is using slow life, slow life can be free of charge, can be discounted, so cheap! "

They also plan to help Li Xiang install it: "I promote it to you, and we can avoid each other once."

Li wanted to feel a little angry, as if his friend was offended.

He stubbornly regained his phone and sat there glumly.

Suddenly, he seemed to be separated from a few classmates.

Then another day, he suddenly discovered that the food delivery man who used to deliver food to him had put on slow-lived work clothes and helped his classmates deliver food.

It seemed that overnight, Li Xiang suddenly changed back to the original Li Xiang, incompatible with personality, stubbornly clinging to his ridiculous small circle, refused to integrate into the whole society.

Because I often persuaded Li to change his life for a little money, Li wanted to feel that the classmates who didn't hate before seemed to become disgusted, the acne on his face seemed to be increasing, and his nose The acne on it was large and bright, and there was a mouth ulcer all day long, and the toothache got angry.

On this day, lazy life was upgraded once, and Xiaosan suddenly asked Li thought: "Li thought, would you let me see you?"

Li Xiang agreed almost immediately. According to Xiao San, he took a picture of himself in front of a sunny window as his own avatar.

"Li thought, is the mobile phone always on you? I found that you have almost no physical activity, should you go out with Primary Three?" Primary Three asked after taking the picture.

I don't know why, Li wanted to feel that Xiaosan seemed to be speaking more smoothly, and the functions seemed to be more.

When I went back to the bedroom from the classroom in the afternoon ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ he went to the playground to make a circle on the advice of Primary Three, and received dozens of praises from Primary Three.

Things changed again on December 12th, the day was the so-called double 12 day, and major shopping platforms launched another round of promotions, but Li Xiang spent a day at the institute studying a latest paper. Until the mobile phone rang, Xiaosan reminded: "Lee thinks, it's time to deliver the food to your bedroom. You may not be able to go back now. Would you like to change to your current address?"

Li wanted to see the time, but he really couldn't go back, so he clicked OK.

Then, a few minutes later, Xiaosan reminded him to open the door, and he opened the door without seeing anyone.

"Eh! Eh!" Two consecutive sounds, Li wanted to lower his head, and saw a balancing car parked not far in front of him. Two thin robotic arms were holding a small box and were trying to pass the small box. give him.

On the side of the balancing car robot, there was a number, the number 3. (To be continued)

ps: Everyone is happy on National Day. Today, my feet accidentally twisted a bit, swollen like an elephant leg. I saw another untwisted leg, like an elephant leg.