Lazy God Possession

"Why drive us!"

"That is, we are not going, we are going to take pictures of the launch!"

"We are journalists and we have the right to shoot anywhere!"

Below, facing the expulsion of lazy security guards, the reporters refused to leave, staying in their original positions.

"Sorry, this is for your safety. This time, Lazy Gods Department will land directly from the ground this time. Within three kilometers, you must clear them." Lazy God security personnel said, "Otherwise there will be danger."

"Dangerous? What danger? We have also shot rocket launches. How can there be such an exaggeration, and you have to clear three kilometers? Is n’t your lazy system's technology very good? There are such strange engines. How can you clear three kilometers? "The reporters are not reconciled.

The security guards and the policemen wearing police uniforms looked at each other, and the policemen stood up and said, "If you sign this treaty that gives up your life, you can stay here."

"Let ... give up your life?" The reporters looked pale, and then smiled strongly, "Don't lie to me."

"Well, it's not to lie to you. You sign this document." The members of Lazy God Security took a red armband from the side. "After signing, bring this armband and you can continue to stay in place. "

The reporter glanced at the armband, which read "Five Minutes".

"Five ... what does five minutes mean?" The reporter's voice was a little trembling.

"Meaning, you can live up to five minutes after the launch of the spacecraft. I suggest you call home and explain the aftermath." Lazy security personnel said blankly.

"I'm going, don't make a joke, can you still do that?"

"We have fulfilled our obligation to inform, and please sign this agreement."

The reporter took a look at the document and saw that it said: "I, XX, voluntarily gave up my life, and was caused by the Lazy God ’s launch to land on the Mars spacecraft, including but not limited to more than 20 class winds, 4000 The damage caused by the high temperature above, partial vacuum, and low temperature near absolute zero will not be held responsible for the lazy gods. I, my relatives, and any other individuals and social groups will not be held responsible for the lazy gods ... … I allow lazy gods to record the images of my death to warn and warn future generations that this disclaimer has been specially approved by the Supreme Law and has been signed into effect ... ”

The reporter stunned: "Two ... two ... Twenty strong winds? 4000 degrees ... high temperature?"

Those who can come to interview the lazy gods are at least not blind and know what these things mean.

"Well, sign the name, get the armband, you can go wherever you want." The public security officer next to him shook his head and said, "I've never seen anyone who is not afraid of death, but I haven't seen you who are not afraid of death. Sign here! "

"I ... I don't sign, I don't want to die!" The reporter suddenly withered.

The reporters who had just been fighting for the freedom of the press of humanity just now all flinched. They ran faster than Hong Kong reporters.

Yuan Jian is among these reporters. Perhaps the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, or maybe he wants to be famous and want to go crazy. Yuan Jian doesn't want to leave like this.

Think about it, if journalists from all over the world ran away, and only one of his reporters stayed here, from the nearest distance, took a picture of the spaceship of the lazy gods taking off, what glory would it be?

He looked around and found a pipeline overhaul well not far away, one leaned over, lifted the manhole cover and drilled in.

The head was throbbing, and the surroundings were densely covered. He was convinced that the cameras of the Lazy Gods did not see himself, and other reporters did not seem to notice him. Even if someone noticed it, it was probably too lazy to bother.

Successfully drilled into the manhole, he looked at the spacious pipeline, and then looked at the manhole above his head. He thought that even if there was any engine tail inflammation or the like, it was estimated that it would not affect the bottom, and he only needed to open it slightly. A little manhole cover, and then take a photo, it will immediately become a legend in the press, a story!

And he was really well prepared. He opened the backpack and found out a gas mask to prepare, even if there was any toxic gas, it could be filtered out!

Just wit!

Yuan Jian squatted in the inspection well, listening to the noise above his head gradually disappearing, and gradually quieted around, feeling excited.

Starting today, he will become a legend in the press!

He squatted in the inspection well and watched the watch's hands rotate one minute and one second. Before he came, he made a special check on the watch, and it was now five minutes before the launch.

There are three minutes left.

There are two minutes left.

One minute left.

Ten seconds left!

He raised his head quietly, thinking about it, and pushed a hose camera out of the gap in the manhole cover.

There was no one around, and in the direction of Lazy God Island, Silence quietly stopped there.

Is it really the Silent?

Three seconds! One second!

Launched!

Yuan Jian felt a slight shock under his body.

The spaceship is launched!

Yuan Jian fantasized about the transpiration of the flame when the spacecraft was launched.

Or the sound of the Silent soaring into the sky.

But no, nothing.

The beach is still silent, Lazy God Island is as calm as ever, and Silence is still moored beside Lazy God Island.

But I don't know why, the waves subsided, as if the waves were waiting for the next historic moment.

Isn't it launching Silence?

Yuan Jian turned the hose camera in his hand and turned in one direction.

The streets outside the beach are still calm. Not far away, the lazy **** tower stands quietly, like a giant standing on top of the sky, and the dream house on the lazy **** tower is like a beehive full of beehives.

Whenever I can have a dream house ... when I have money, I will buy one!

Thinking about this, Yuan Jian circled the camera again.

Still nothing changed.

Did the spacecraft launch? What exactly was launched?

Yuan Jian thought for a moment, and just opened the manhole cover and climbed out.

I don't know if it's too tired today, Yuan Jian crawled out a bit, and then he stood on the beach road next to the beach.

Looking around, no one is looking.

No one was there. The reporters, security guards, and public security officers who were there were gone.

what happened?

On the lazy **** tower, Shangfang's parents looked down and suddenly stunned: "What's going on! How can there be someone there!"

"What? Someone?" Shangfang hurried to the window and exclaimed: "How can there be someone! Where is this person hiding just now! Someone is not afraid of death! Hurry ... Baojian, tell the lazy **** security!"

Shang Fang overlooked the bottom of Lazy God ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ In his field of vision, the world was a huge circle, and the small figure stood at the center of the circle.

Just then, Yuan Jian's cell phone suddenly rang.

"Lazy God's launch of the Mars spacecraft shocked the world! It's incredible!"

what? Launched? Where? Who's talking nonsense?

I'm on the scene!

Yuan Jian opened the message and saw a photo.

It was a distant view taken from a great distance, a huge unmatched hemispherical object rising from the ground.

On that hemisphere, there is a vast world.

Large tracts of land, large oceans, large cities.

Lazy God Island and Lazy God Tower are also on it, distributed in the direction of six o'clock and twelve o'clock, the towering lazy **** tower that looks like a small antenna ...