Lazy God Possession

(I saw someone saying that Uncle Ha, can you update the stability point ... Actually, there are two bear children in Uncle Ha's heart, one called Qin Dang and the other Lazy Party ...)

"Well, there is!" It is said that when a person's stomach becomes hungry, the speed of thinking will increase, so that humans can find food faster.

Therefore, even this stupid drama and Yuan Zewen, who are in the limelight, now have a much faster brain.

"I remember that Dabai has a storage box." Yuan Zewen said, "This bear child especially likes to keep snacks, maybe there will be food in his storage box."

Everyone: "..."

I have to say that now everyone has nothing to say, even if they want to say, they can't say anything.

"Dear viewers, here is Wen's Mars landing live broadcast. We have been on this desolate planet for several hours ..." Yuan Zewen started the live broadcast unexpectedly: "Now Wen is hungry, let's start Mars Let's hunt! "

Everyone: "..."

Don't try to cover up the fact that you are mentally retarded with this live broadcast!

Dabai is so cute, you can't bully others!

"The problem now is to find out where Dabai is!" Yuan Zewen said: "Please help me find Dabai's trail!"

Everyone is unwilling to ignore him, let him die, let him starve to Mars, this may still be a good thing!

"Actually you think about it, it's not that serious." Someone reasonably analyzed, "Don't be fooled by Wenge's selling."

"Although Mr. Nan is very lazy, don't forget what kind of organization the lazy **** is. Mr. Nan is a very rigorous scientist in his bones!"

"Since Wen Brother prepared three days of liquid food, it means that after a maximum of three days, there will be food supplements. No ... According to the strictness of the lazy **** system, how can a large spaceship have no food, but it has not been taken Come out, this is just a punishment for Wen. "

This very constructive idea has activated everyone's thinking.

"Or, in three days, the lazy system will launch more spaceships to Mars?"

"Maybe within three days, a spaceship will come to Mars to pick up Wen."

"Really ~ Martian rescue!"

"How long did it take to rescue Mars from the movie? Add up to a year or two. If the next spaceship of Lazy God is still launching at this speed, I don't think it will take three days to get back and forth from Mars."

"Suddenly remembered that when I was in college, I took a train for three days and three nights from the southwest to the northeast of the motherland ... The development of mankind is so fast, I really want to be late for twenty years."

Everyone immediately became emotional.

Yuan Zewen was kind of unhappy, and said, "Hey, are you watching the live broadcast? Can you leave the live broadcast alone and discuss life issues yourself?"

Fortunately, someone still sympathized with Yuan Zewen, and suddenly a girl called out, "I found Dabai! He is with Erbai."

Everyone quickly switched their perspective to the boiling artificial lake at the pole of Mars, and then they saw the figure of Dabai.

I don't know when it flew by.

If you look closely, the crowd immediately laughs and sprouts.

Dabai was actually bathing Erbai.

Erbai was immersed in water, Dabai was suspended aside, and he continued to scoop up a little water with his small paws, sprinkled on Erbai's body, and then rubbed his small paws on him, it really looked like he was giving Erbai Take a bath.

"A really good brother. It always feels more reliable than some people."

"I'm curious where Dabai learned the bathing skills. Is Nan always so lazy that he doesn't even wash himself?"

"Mr. Nan takes a bath, I really want to see ..."

The topic is a bit crooked.

Beside Dabai, there was a box floating on the water, which contained some bottles and jars, used a large part of perfume, a trial shower gel, and so on. I don't know where Dabai collected it from, in addition to ...

"Chocolate!" Yuan Zewen saw the prey.

Two bales of chocolate lie in the middle of those debris!

Sure enough, there are prey!

Yuan Zewen flew all the way and flew in the direction of the artificial lake.

"Dabai run away!"

"A bad uncle is here to grab your stuff!"

"Wait ... the color of the lake seems a bit wrong?" At this moment, everyone suddenly realized that the color of the lake seemed a little green?

Is it because of the shower gel?

Do not……

During the vaporization of the mist, everyone also saw that not far from Da Bai's side, there was a huge cylinder with a diameter of about two meters, and the lid of the cylinder was opened, and most of the liquid in it had been poured into water.

"what is this?"

"Contaminants!"

"nuclear waste!"

"Looking at the color, it seems that jumping into it can evolve into Superman!"

"Brother Wen jumped in!"

Everyone likes watching Yuan Zewen die.

At this moment, the emperor who once estimated the rise time of the space elevator appeared again: "If I read correctly, this color ... is some kind of seaweed?"

"Seaweed?" Everyone was a little aggressive when the words came out.

"Seaweed is one of the earliest living creatures on the planet. At that time, there was poisonous gas everywhere on the earth. It was because of the appearance of seaweed that it became the livable environment now. I guess this is some kind of genetically modified seaweed? Or a lot of seaweed? "

"Like!" A brilliant user with the title of lazy god, gave the data emperor a like.

"Well, this lazy party god, didn't you go to bed?"

"I was going to sleep and was awakened by Wenge's pretense." Lazy Party Shinto, "This is indeed seaweed. Strictly speaking, there are about 30,000 different algae mixtures, most of which pass through. Genetic modification, because we do n’t even know which kind of algae can eventually adapt to the Martian environment, or ... both of them? I ’m also curious, everyone waits for half an hour before looking at the color of the lake ... if If the cultivation is successful, the colors here will be very beautiful. "

The lazy party **** was talking and suddenly found that he was quiet all around.

"I'm suddenly thinking about a problem now," the data emperor sighed. "When the Orion of the United States, the Messiah of Russia, and our Ghost No. 1 arrived on Mars, what would we see? ……Mars?"

"Perhaps they would be surprised ..." The lazy party god's tone is calm, but everyone can see the thick pride from the understatement.

"Sure enough, I still want to join the Lazy Faculty, everybody keep watching, I will study hard and strive for Lazy Faculty next interview!"

"Student Party went to solve the problem ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Come back and tell me personally, did Wenge grab the chocolate."

"I asked for leave before, and I decided to go back to work now."

"I'll try to brush the pesticide to the king!"

"I've worked hard too! Life can't waste time on the live broadcast! Especially this kind of teasing guy grabs the little robot chocolate live broadcast!"

On the live broadcast, Yuan Zewen finally flew to the artificial lake, and then a tiger fluttered directly into Dabai's storage box.

Dabai reacted quickly, and when he turned around, he hugged the storage box, hung it on his chest, and then turned and ran.

Two guys with super flying ability chasing on Mars, the picture is actually very shocking.

But everyone looked at them with strange fish eyes shining strangely.

"I really don't want to ignore this teaser ... I'll do my homework for winter vacation, goodbye everyone!"