Lazy God Possession

Twelve space elevators located 400,000 kilometers above the ground have always been the focus of attention of all countries.

Now at least half of all astronomical telescopes have stopped paying attention to the starry sky and turned to these twelve space elevators. In folks, there are a large number of "lady watching madmen" who use their telescopes every day. Look at the fixed angle of the sky, watch the space elevators slowly take shape in the sky, grow from small, and then extend a long sling below, all the way to the ground.

In particular, some news that has been determined to build a space elevator, the first thing to get up every morning is to see the construction progress of the space elevator.

Thanks to the superb construction ability of lazy gods, their construction speed is almost the same every day.

Many "watching enthusiasts" posted a variety of photos on the Internet, and then made videos, animations, etc., which attracted a large number of fans.

One of the powerful publishers already has millions of fans. He has set up a live broadcast interface on his homepage to broadcast the construction process of a space elevator above his hometown 24 hours a day, while every half In an hour, a high-resolution image was released, and each image caused a lot of comments.

Looking at these pictures in series, many people suddenly have a feeling: "Humans are really great." The feeling of pride as human beings spontaneously arises, and the respect for lazy gods is deepening.

Someone commented below: "Looking at the completion of the space elevator, I suddenly have a sense of seeing slowly when the 'dead star' is built, maybe one day the lazy **** will build a dead star."

The Death Star is a very large weapon in Star Wars. It is as big as a star. The huge spheres in space now really look like death stars.

"Let's not talk about size, it's a little irresponsible to bully lazy gods with science fiction movies, at least the dead star can fly, can't this thing fly?" Of course, there are still many Star Wars fans in the world, and they need to maintain Look at the dignity of the most powerful weapon in your mind.

"Who said this thing wouldn't fly? I'm not surprised at all when it flies." There is more lazy fan, and they argued immediately below.

"Such a big thing will fly? I think you are still dreaming, haven't woke up yet."

The following countered: "When the Silence flew up, some people said the same thing."

This chrysanthemum makes people irrefutable, and the opposition party can only slyly drop: "Let us wait and see."

Then disappeared.

The daily live broadcast continues, and daily photos are also released. Even if the Mars plans of various countries have officially started, the heat of the space elevator has not dropped. Just looking at the volume of the space elevator and comparing it with the ships of other countries, we can Feeling a kind of visual super crush.

So, what would happen if the lazy gods landed on Mars?

So, in the afternoon of this day, someone suddenly felt that the space elevator ball in the photo ... seems a little different.

The light ... has changed?

"What happened?"

"I know a man who is a lazy god, and I ask if there is any inside information!" Many people began to ask.

Then a message suddenly went crazy.

"Lazy God is about to launch a spaceship!"

"What? Really? I'll watch Wenge's live broadcast!"

"Wen brother's live broadcast is black. What the **** is going on? Where are you, Wen brother? Your fans and fans need you!"

"Brother Wen, come out and save the world!"

Brother Wen did not appear at all, but ... the video suddenly turned on.

In endless space, the Earth takes up about a tenth of the field of vision, and another huge sphere blocks most of the world.

A gap was gradually cracking.

...

On the twenty-fifth day of the twelfth lunar month, grind tofu.

Folk proverbs are like this. On the 24th of the first lunar month, the cleaning is finished. On the 25th, there are different customs. In some places, window coverings and window coverings must be pasted.

Of course, the most important thing is to eat delicious food!

Today, the food city of Space Elevator is almost full. Lazy employees of the holiday season rushed to the Space Elevator. Of course, they all lined up to buy food and then grabbed a large amount of skewers or ate various food Things go straight to the elevator and go all the way up!

"It's cracked!"

"Hurry up, maybe you can catch up!"

"Don't worry, get on board safely! Everyone pay attention to safety when getting on the elevator!"

The lazy security personnel are trying to maintain order. After all, everyone does not want to miss this epic scene, they want to see it with their own eyes.

However, the lobby of the space elevator has also begun to broadcast live. The huge projection is projected in the center of the lobby, which can be seen from all angles, and it is not worse than the scene.

Most of the lazy parties chose to sit here lazily, and it was a bit unintelligible to watch the party members line up to eat chicken.

The furthest distance in the world is that you are a hardworking party and I am a lazy party.

The cracking speed of the ball was very slow. It took about five seconds for the crack to crack to more than ten meters.

The inside is still a sphere, and the diameter is just a few meters. The outside looks silver, and it seems no different from the outside.

Shouldn't it crack?

Layer by layer, the result is a small spaceship?

When everyone groaned, someone suddenly called out, "I seem to see Brother Wen ..."

Among the silvery white, there is a green figure, which is a three-generation bone of camouflage in the jungle, which is Yuan Zewen's most iconic three-generation bone "adventure".

As the camera zoomed in, everyone saw that the three generations of bones were actually fixed on the sphere, with their hands spread out, like a cross.

A little closer, everyone saw a note sticking to Yuan Zewen's chest with four words written on it: "Do not die!"

A close-up was given to the immortality, and Yuan Zewen's signal was finally connected.

Then they heard Yuan Zewen's begging.

"Hey, hey? Is anyone here? Mr. Nan, Mr. Nan, I was wrong! Uncle Nan, I shouldn't mess with the live broadcast, please let me go! I never dare ...

In the next second, countless messages came over.

"23333 ..."

"66666 ..."

"I said Wen brother, where did you go, you really were punished by the general manager for your death!"

"Hello? Police? I want to call the police. Someone here abuses the disabled!"

"After all, Wen Wen was nailed to the pillar of shame!"

"Don't you like to broadcast live? Then continue broadcasting!" Nan Ming's barrage fell from the sky with colorful lights, "This is the price of death!"

"General Nan, General Nan, give the little one a way of life! I don't want to go to Mars!"

Everyone was suddenly silent.

what? Want to launch Wenge to Mars?

"Brother Wen, come on!"

"Wen works hard and becomes the first person to broadcast live on Mars!"

"Wen brother 6666, President Nan is trying to complete your career!"

"Brother, don't seduce, just scum!"

Yuan Zewen suddenly discovered that the biggest mistake in his life was to have these unreliable bear child fans.

But ... to Mars?

Deep inside Yuan Zewen's romantic but adventurous heart, he throbbed fiercely.

Mars! Head to Mars!

The first one as a lazy god!

"Wait ... how long will it take from here to Mars? I won't starve to death on the road!"

"Don't worry, we will save you before you starve to death. This time you are responsible for testing the ultra-long-distance large broadband communication in the solar system, you must broadcast live!"

Yuan Zewen felt that he had better admit his fate.

"Brother Yuan, I will remember you."

"The first person to sacrifice himself for a live broadcast."

"Let us like Brother Yuan ..."

"Look!"

"It's OK to travel to Mars, and I'm not afraid of death ..." Yuan Zewen asked weakly, "But can I change my posture ..."

This pose is really shameful!

"Every other condition can be mentioned. The answer to this question is no. Brother Wen, do you know? Because you are the image of the bow!" Nan Ming ruthlessly rejected his proposal.

"Portrait of the ship ..."

"23333 ..."

"I can't speak anymore, remember to remind me never to mess with President Nan ..."

"What you said above seems to be able to provoke Mr. Nan, at least to the level of Wenge."

"I still have to die like Brother Wen. I have archived screenshots of Ge Younan of Nan Zong. Nan Zong also wants to be the portrait of the ship ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Nanming said:" Since it is the portrait of the ship Fortunately, this spaceship is called 'Adventure One' and is named after your three generations of bones. How is it, very moved? "

Yuan Zewen would like to say, I dare not move!

The next second, Nan Ming had ordered: "Adventure One, launch!"

A huge force came from behind Yuan Zewen. If he hadn't worn three generations of bones and had a strengthened body, he would vomit blood all at once.

But for Yuan Zewen, this power can only be regarded as drizzle. His eyes glanced at the data: "Acceleration 50 meters per second!"

"Not much, brother Wen!"

"5x acceleration, drizzle to Wen, when the blind swordsman jumped in the sky last time, what was the acceleration?"

"From the perspective of the Mars spacecraft, this speed is a bit slow. I remember when Orion was started, the acceleration was 7G!"

"Come on, Wen, the first portrait of the tanker!"

"Don't starve to death on the road ..."

In a sound of blessing, the adventurer spacecraft 1 flew into the vast universe.

Everyone kept talking while watching the live broadcast.

But people who really understand the lazy gods and have paid attention to the moon landing process of lazy gods before are silent.

They still remember the last time the lazy gods struck the world with an acceleration of 10 per meter per second.

The key is not how much acceleration the Adventurer has, the key is ...

How long can it accelerate?

Just then, Nan Ming ordered again: "Adventurer II, ready!"

The ball of the second space elevator cracked.

"There's a second one? Wait, there won't be a bow portrait!"

The second huge ball cracked, and in the middle of the bow image, Dabai turned his head in wonder: "V ~~?"