Lazy God Possession

(Well, a new book has been opened. The new book is called "Magic Windmill", but don't worry, the new book cannot be too fast. Two chapters a day, and the saved manuscript can last for a few days. Let's end the lazy **** at the end of the month. Would you like to play a game? Everyone goes to collect new books. Uncle Ha is working hard to update the old books. Now Lazy God collects more than 7W. Every 1,000 people collect new books, what about Uncle Ha? If everyone goes, 70 is more explosive. ~ Wait, it seems that you can't use 70 even more until the end ...)

The first battle of the "Mechanical Fighting Alliance" ended with the "Blind Swordsman" bursting out of the "Sword and Shield", and it ended before 5 pm.

The whole game lasted no more than 20 minutes in total, and the time for the blind swordsman to play handsome was removed, and the actual fighting time was about ten minutes.

But it is this ten-minute video that has blown up the entire network. Almost everyone can talk about the blind swordsman, and the sword shield and magic soldiers. They are approaching the peak of work. In many cities, a picture of "Empty Alleys" appears.

Because the broadcast did not stop, after the end of the battle, Bear Kid Technology and the audience at the scene held a funeral for the blasted "Sword and Shield God Soldier". Broken shields, broken arms and legs were collected. Come back and lay in the desert together, lying on the wilderness, like a general killed in battle.

Fans presented flowers to mourn the departure of a generation of God of War.

Even in the squares of many big cities, in front of the big screen broadcasting the battle picture, there are many flowers presented by fans automatically.

As the first generation of the first and the world's earliest mech warrior, the sword and shield warrior actually has a very wide fan base. It is on the islands of the South Pacific that it can still remember the heroic deeds against Shiratori. And now, it has become the front wave that was pushed to death on the beach by the back wave.

The earthen jar was not broken from the well, and the general inevitably died.

In addition to mourning the disappearance of a generation of myths, I don't know how many people scolded the bear children for their failure. Even if they were inconspicuous, the first generation of mech soldiers could still slay all but the blind swordsmen in the world. Mech soldiers, do n’t give them to me.

Before the battle began, countless military experts have demonstrated how the combat effectiveness of these two mech soldiers is, they are discussing an ultimate problem.

That is, is a large robot like Mecha really only for entertainment? Is it really just a big toy? Can they be used in actual combat?

Today, the combat effectiveness of the two major mech warriors is really terrible.

Calling this battle an exhibition match, it can be called a competition, but to some extent it has erased its terribleness, and it makes people look at its combat power from an unrealistic, more magical, and more gamified perspective.

Audiences accustomed to various games and various special effects may ignore its real terribleness.

However, from the eyes of military fans and military experts, there is no doubt that the mech soldiers are very capable and very strong!

Army fans are not as rigorous as military experts, they have a simple equation.

Shiratori is the most advanced aircraft in the United States. It may not be able to intercept Shiratori's attacks by combining the power of the United States.

Sword and shield magic soldiers can reimburse the white bird without damage. It can be seen as one sword and shield magic soldier can hit two white birds.

The blind swordsman can kill the sword and shield soldiers without damage. A blind swordsman can also play at least two sword and shield soldiers.

From this point of view, the blind swordsman can hang four US Air Forces.

But soon someone found out it wasn't.

Because Yuan Zewen's flying skills are too scum, a white bird is expected to kill several blind swordsmen ...

Well, this is actually not a rigorous comparison of combat effectiveness. It is a snippet used to blacken Yuan Zewen ’s **** flying ability, but whether it is a fan of the "Sword Shield" or a "blind swordsman" Fans, these days, he is using this paragraph to crazy black Yuan Zewen's flying ability.

Who made him so handsome? You must follow the Basic Law when you are handsome!

Look at Uncle Yong, how pathetic!

On the screen, Chen Yong took off his powered exoskeleton, wore a suit similar to an Air Force flight suit, took off his hat, and silently saluted his old man.

The lonely figure in the setting sun seemed extraordinarily bleak. Even a **** fan of Yuan Zewen, he felt a secretive heart.

A reporter from a science and technology channel, relying on his own relationship with Xiongzi Science and Technology, seized the opportunity of an on-site interview. After Chen Yong's mourning, they gathered up and said, "Master Chen, at this moment, you There must be a lot of emotions in your heart, can you share with us the most precious memories you have experienced with the sword shield soldiers? "

Chen Yong looked up, looked at the camera, and sighed, "Actually, my old man and I have really experienced a lot, and it has suffered a lot with me ..."

"For example?" The reporter of the science and technology channel, at this time, wanted to make a guest appearance on programs such as artistic life, to be sensational.

"For example, once in the middle of the night, Mr. Nan suddenly suddenly wanted to eat volcano grilled steak. I could n’t help it. He drove the sword and shield soldiers in the middle of the night and took Mr. Nan to grill steak on Didicas Island. I ’m going to eat steak in the middle of the night, I have to go, and I ’m full of people at the end! I remember that the third generation of bone was developed that night, the second generation was not all-inclusive, and the wind in the sky couldn't bear it! ”

The reporter looked aggressive, as if he heard a terrible gossip?

Is this the truth about the birth of the three generations of bones?

"I remember one more time, just before the moon landing. The bear children suddenly wanted to eat the kebab of Space Brother, and I had to buy it in the middle of the night. I went out with my old man. It ’s still in Changxi, and the surrounding area has n’t been able to stop the armored soldiers. As soon as I had a clever move, I put the armored soldiers in front of a movie theater. When I came back, several people thought it was Transformers again to engage in propaganda. Then, taking pictures there, I thought that I had to cooperate with others when I took pictures. Whoever thought that they would be scared away just after posing ... "

The reporter no longer wanted to interview.

Shouldn't you say something sentimental?

"You are sentimental? Why am I sentimental? The condolence was just a show for the alliance. The sword and shield soldiers were not human. They died when they broke. Now they can be used as trainers when they are brought back for repair. And do n’t you know? I ’ve got a new car! Who have you seen unhappy about changing a new car? ”

Reporter: "What?"

"That's it!" Chen Yong threw his helmet in his hands and turned to run.

The reporter turned to face the camera and desperately remedied the disaster of the previous interview: "Uh, viewers, just now we interviewed Chen Yong, the driver of the Sword and Shield magic soldier. Although Chen ’s performance was very open-minded, it is not difficult for us to see, he There is grief in his heart ... "

Behind him ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ At the corner of the screen, Chen Yong ran quickly to a huge container and got into it. Within two seconds, a whole body was shining with complicated patterns, which was more slender and handsome. The mech soldier stood up.

The mech soldier turned back and threw the two swords. From the container, he pulled out a huge cannon barrel and pointed at the blind swordsman standing opposite: "You stinky boy, don't run! Look at me! Boom you! "

"Boom!" A thick beam of light directed at the blind swordsman. The blind swordman screamed while holding a sword sideways. The big sword in his hand suddenly evaporated, and a deep trench spread to the endless distance ...

"Brother Yong, you cheated and said you don't need hot weapons ..."

"Specially, Lao Tzu is the Air Force, whose Air Force used the sword! Just now for the effect of the show, I have endured you for a long time! You give me death!"

"Oh ... rare life! I never dare! Rao life! Rao life!"

"boom!"

It is said that after today, various military experts have begun to study the tactics of mech warriors and modern army cooperation.