Lazy God Possession

At the end of November, the Taklimakan Desert, which had been silent for thousands of years, suddenly became lively. ． Fastest update

Various vehicles were parked on the Gobi Beach, and most of them posted the icons of major TV stations.

In addition, there are various self-driving vehicles constantly coming, and even a few people are driving very conspicuous yellow cars. Not long ago, the country has just passed the driverless car bill. All certified driverless cars are Can go on the road.

So far, there have been five accidents in driverless cars, including zero fatal accidents, no serious injuries, and one minor injury. The other four accidents have only been scared to a certain extent. The safety of the small yellow car has been widely recognized by users. It is generally recognized that charging piles across the country have also begun to spread rapidly. With the revolutionary fast charging technology, it is not surprising that someone drives a small yellow car for long distance travel.

Against this background, in front of the camera, a reporter was seriously explaining the deserted wind:

"Dear viewers in front of the TV, and everyone watching the webcast, I am the host Du Hui. I am now on the edge of the Taklimakan Desert in the western part of the motherland.

"As the opening game, the two sides of the first game were demonstration games brought by the referees. The two sides of the game were the new mech soldier" Blind Swordsman "driven by adventure anchor Yuan Zewen, who we are all familiar with. The prototype of the fighter armored magic weapon 'sword shield magic soldier'. "

"The scope of this competition is the entire Taklamakan Desert, with technical support and screen broadcast provided by Bear Kids Technology. Because the scope of the competition is too large, the effect of live viewing will not be very good, but we also see that there are countless from the world Fans of mech soldiers from all over the place came to the competition site and wanted to see for themselves the glory of two mech soldiers. "

"I believe many people are very curious, who will win this competition? Let's interview the audience ... Hello, this handsome guy, are you here to watch the game? Which one do you think will win?"

Audience A: "Actually, I don't care which one wins. I'm watching ads."

Moderator: "Hah? Uh ... let's interview the next audience, gentleman, who do you think will win this competition?"

Audience B: "A certain cat or dog owner is the biggest winner."

host:"????"

Can you speak well?

The host did not believe in evil, and went to interview others again. This time he was good at school, instead of interviewing boys, he found a girl to interview.

The sun in the desert is too big. The girl is wrapped tightly and tightly. The sunscreen is almost rubbed. The big sunglasses blocked most of her face. After blocking her, the host carefully confirmed her gender. Only, "This lady, are you also a fan of mech soldiers? Who do you think will win?"

Audience C: "Of course it's our Wen brother!"

Moderator: "You mean that the" blind swordsman "will win? Why do you say that?"

Audience C: "Blind Swordsman? I don't know, I'm talking about Wenze Yuan Ze, Wenge is so handsome! Wenge you are my love bean, I am willing to be your eyes all my life! Wenge, Wenge you heard Brother Wen, I love you! Brother Wen is invincible, and Brother Wen will win! "

Then he took off his big sunglasses and waved his hands desperately towards the camera.

host:"……………………"

What are you guys doing here!

This year, there is no way to interview!

Fortunately, the studio host saved the scene in time and immediately switched to the studio. The host and guests were already present.

"Hello everyone, I'm He Bing, the host, and I'm sitting next to Huang Youchun, a senior engineer of 'Bear Kids Technology'."

Huang Youchun shook her hand next to him: "Hello everyone!"

Moderator: "Gong Huang, I heard that you participated in the design and manufacture of two mech soldiers. You can know the two mech soldiers. Can you help us analyze the two mech soldiers? Characteristics, and who will be the ultimate winner? "

"Okay." Huang Youchun faced the camera and talked with a smile, "In fact, strictly speaking, I was only involved in the design and manufacturing of the blind swordsman, and the design and manufacturing of the sword and shield soldiers. They are the four giants of our bear child technology. I created it myself, and I only participated in the finishing work and subsequent testing. These two mechs, everyone is already familiar with the sword and shield magic soldiers, knowing that its killing cats and dogs and swords are all sharp, shields can be used as The flying stabilizer ... In the battle with Shiratori, its cat and dog swords can be induced into nuclear bombs at a super speed of 30 Mach. The power is extremely amazing ... Of course, this is a forbidden move , Cannot be used in battle. "

"In fact, the mech magic soldier is a bit like a formula car. It is manufactured strictly according to certain rules. Within the rules, it constantly challenges the limits. There are many rules for mech magic soldiers, but there are several rules that everyone should pay attention to. It is not possible to use other power sources other than chemical energy. The shape must be a human body, and modules that are not available to humans, such as wings ... can be equipped with various types of armor, and the thickness and role of armor are all specified ... In this way, the sword and shield magic soldier with a shield has a shield, which can be used to ride the shield for wave-riding flight. Its flying ability can almost be said to have reached the limit that the mech magic soldier can currently reach. "

"And Chen Yong, the driver of the sword and shield soldier, is also from the Air Force. He is best at air combat."

"Yuan Zewen, the driver of the blind swordsman, I believe everyone is more familiar. Zewen is my good friend. Everyone knows that he is a blind man, almost completely relying on echolocation to determine the external environment. With Mach's super speed, he almost loses his cognitive ability. So the blind swordsman is a mech with almost no high-speed flight ability ... "

Hearing this introduction, both the audience and the host in front of the TV were taken aback.

In the face of a sword and shield soldier that can easily fly to Mach 15, a mech soldier with almost no high-speed flight ability and almost no high-speed perception ability, how to fight?

Isn't this one-sided suppression?

"However, Xiongzi Technology has prepared a secret weapon for the" Blind Swordsman ". At the same time, General Manager Nan of Lazy God Technology has personally shot and created a set of special equipment for Yuan Zewen. "Swordsman" and "Sword Shield Shenbing" fight. "

"What kind of secret weapon is so powerful? Can it make up for the speed gap of Mach 15?" The host asked quickly.

"Everyone can see it later in the war. I can only say that whether it is a" blind swordsman "or a" sword shield magic soldier ", it is currently a metamorphosis, and the other twelve national teams participating in the competition Before we are fully familiar with the Mech-Soldier mode, there is no chance of winning against these two, so we decided to give the other twelve Mechs more time to absorb and improve. Let ’s start a teaching battle, believe it. After this battle, the other twelve mechas will be inspired a lot, and the design concept will be more perfect ... "

"As for whoever wins or loses, let them go."

The host quickly took the conversation: "Thank you for the commentary by Huang Gong. Our reporter in front sent us a message saying that the two mech soldiers have entered the field ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Let us look at the two mech soldiers. Yingzi ... "

The camera turned around, and the two mech soldiers walked out of the huge box. The camera was taken from the side. The sword and shield soldiers are still killing cats and dogs. Two swords are crossed behind, and a transparent shield is hanging. .

And the "blind swordsman" next to it is wearing a huge cockroach, the cockroach flutters, the letter reads: "WeChat, the world's most popular chat application, the world is using it. Now scan the code to download the cash prize ! "

Below, is a huge unmatched QR code, which flutters in the wind.

At that moment, the entire Taklimakan Desert was silent, as if suffocating.

Everyone stared blankly at the handsome **** and more handsome advertisements.

The level of Xiongzi Science and Technology's advertising is becoming more and more popular, it is simply!

"Hmm ..." The host on the ground lay on the ground.

Who just said that a cat and dog owner will be the biggest winner? Stand up for me!