Lazy God Possession

Just like the virus spreading, a program dubbed by the netizens as "uncle police violently hacking" also ignited all over the country, overseas, and overseas.

On the screen, the police and hackers played with eighteen weapons, various artillery, aircraft tanks, and no matter how cunning the hackers were, they will be screened.

Then the words "Decryption completed" appeared, and the entire computer became clean again. Some even vowed to say that after the computer was decrypted, it was smoother than before the decryption.

At the press conference, reporters asked this question: "Luo bureau, almost all security agencies in the world have clearly stated that the encryption program cannot be brute-forced. What principle does the decryption program released by the Ministry of Public Security use? Why can it be decrypted? "

Luo Luo shook his lips and said: "After the virus outbreak, superiors attached great importance. Comrades in the network security department worked with multiple network security agencies and worked hard day and night. Finally, they found a fatal loophole in the program and developed this. A set of anti-encryption programs. This program uses some technologies that have not yet been announced. Because it involves security issues, once published, it may be reused by hackers. So we will keep this technology confidential for the time being, but we can guarantee that, Any Chinese citizen in China can try this decryption software for free. There will be no place for ransomware in China ... "

Well, what you said was not said, and the reporters were not so good at sending it. They asked another question: "Excuse me, why is there such an interesting animation in the decryption program? Whose idea is this? Want What is it? Will this animation be considered provocative by hackers and strengthen the attack? "

Luo Ju answered with a smile: "The addition of this animation is only to inspire the victims of the virus. In this world, evil will always be invincible. Underworld forces have no future! The people's police will protect the people! Whether it is real Criminals, or hackers on the Internet! "

As he said, he leaned forward, facing the camera, and shouting to the hackers on the opposite side: "Here I would like to warn the hackers, the French Open is restored, and you are not negligent, so please surrender! Turn yourself in within an hour, and I guarantee you a fair trial! "

The sound was loud and powerful, and immediately won the applause of everyone.

Offstage, a few colleagues who knew the inside story had "haha" smiles on their faces.

Luo Ju was also desperately voicing.

Can I say I do n’t know why this animation is there?

Can I say that I want to remove the animation without success?

Can I say we don't produce decryption programs, are we just porters of decryption programs?

Can I say that all this is just the bad taste of a bear child?

Can I say that I actually know the identity of the hacker?

Can I say that even if we know the identity of the hacker, can't we catch them?

In the powerful speeches on the stage and the helpless vomiting of the audience, this program spread rapidly, and the speed of spread was far faster than the virus spread. Even people who are not infected will open the program and let small The police and the little hackers battled on their own screens. Although they were all three or two rounds of bullets, the little hackers were killed and dragged away. It was super boring.

There are also boring people, who have created too many files, mounted too many hard disks on their computers, intentionally infected with the virus, and let the program decrypt them, and then measured that the battle lasted at least 450 minutes and has not been repeated!

This program was first disseminated among domestic netizens and saved people from fire and water. Many netizens in the country had extreme trust in the capabilities of their own police uncles, and their pride exploded.

But after spreading abroad, it was met with countless bad reviews instantly.

For anyone who is not a domestic IP, after opening the program, I saw a little flying thief running around. The uncle of the police squatted there holding a watermelon and came out to eat melon. Slap him.

If you move your mouse up, it will also display: "oops! Your IP is not in China, and the police uncle has no law enforcement power abroad!"

If you click a few more times, the melon eater will lose the watermelon rind, pat the buttocks, run to the edge of the window, and sleep asleep against the wall.

If you continue to stop, the police uncle will leave the gun and leave, leaving you with an exhaust.

Foreign netizens were frustrated, and they all spoke up, saying that the Chinese police uncle was too immoral, and he watched the robbers raging.

Foreign netizens did everything they could, hanging agents, VPNs, SS ... Scientific Internet methods that various Chinese people have tossed out, all of them tried, none of them can be done.

This made foreign netizens feel that they had always thought they were outside the wall, but who thought they were inside the wall.

When the world inside the wall becomes big enough, who is it?

But there is another ultimate trick that works, that is, human flesh over the wall.

The first person to eat crabs took a virus-infected notebook, flew directly to China, and drank a few cups of coffee at the airport. After a while, he successfully unlocked the files on the computer.

After posting their experiences on the Internet, countless people clamored for human flesh over the wall.

Netizens in many neighboring countries are clamoring for the ground, and screaming on the Internet: "Strongly demand that China be merged into China and enjoy national treatment!"

However, for most people, it is too expensive to cross the wall with human flesh, let alone public facilities in many countries. At this time, it is still paralyzed and it is not easy to go abroad.

When there was no hope at the beginning, maybe many people had no choice but to scold their mothers in their hearts, but at this moment there was hope but they did not leave a way for themselves, and their hearts were suffering.

Some netizens were fierce at the little flying thief on the screen, took the mouse and mad at the little flying thief, and then they found that the little flying thief could still be hit. It was like playing a computer game, and even the combo count .

After an eye-catching otaku ten times in a row, another dialog box suddenly appeared.

"Oops, your obsession moved the guard security grandfather, did you spend 1888 RMB / 188 lazy God points to summon the guard grandfather to help out?"

When I saw "1888 RMB / 188 Lazy God Points", many people suddenly understood ...

Very few people have lazy God points abroad, and most people choose to spend the equivalent amount of money. After paying the money, his beard was unshaven, and the janitor wearing the uniform "Lazy God Security" written on the back shook Pu Fan and slowly came out.

Obviously, the little flying thief looked down on the old man and ran over to challenge him. When the little flying thief arrogantly provoked, the janitor took off his shirt, exposed the old man's undershirt, and displayed the posture of Tai Chi.

Then a series of gorgeous and extreme combos suddenly erupted, and the combo counts continued to accumulate like explosions. The punches to the flesh, the bleeding of the feet, the scene was very bloody.

The janitor is simply a Shaolin sweeping monk, proficient in various martial arts, and a series of kung fu plays with wind and water, making people dizzy.

When the huge "KO" word appeared, the little flying thief was already gameover, and the janitor swept away all the scattered things on the ground and dragged them to feed the dog.

"This is really a **** uncle ..." The users who watched a gorgeous action show were very satisfied, but after a few seconds, they suddenly felt wrong: "Wait ... I seem to be ... blackmailed?"

When the ransomware releaser only had 340,000 income because everyone couldn't figure out Bitcoin, this third-party killer was madly attracting money.

"Do you want money or conscience? Last night I dreamed of the young lady in the big house and asked me: 'Are we all not worth 1888 RMB? Do you touch your Majesty, and do you have a conscience?' Money. "

"I have prepared my thesis for 3 months. I can't pay it!"

"I think this money should be paid, this can encourage more manufacturers to develop and kill software!"

Of course, there is also stealing music: "I am a loyal user of the Lazy God Department ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ I have fleshed out the Lazy God Department products back home a long time ago, I now have 800 points! But I still paid the money, Wan In the future, I will encounter other places that need points? 1888 RMB and 188 points, I still choose the latter! "

However, various conspiracy theories have also started to spread, because of the "lazy **** security" appearing on the screen, many people have taken the initiative to point to the lazy **** system.

"Lazy God is the source of this virus!"

"In order to make money, the lazy **** is really shameless!"

"Lay out the virus first, and then charge antivirus for a fee, this is really shameless!"

"Lazy gods are the biggest tumors of mankind! Resolutely eliminate lazy gods!"

The boss of Lazy God Security was rarely interviewed. Zhao Xiaofei was aggrieved and said: "You know, our Lazy God Security is very bad at making money. Recently, politicians from various countries have frequented Lazy God Island. Security expenses have skyrocketed. Can I send bills to dignitaries? What can I do? I am also desperate! "